Line #38 Quotes/IAteWhat


1	[[AC:Comic Books]]
2	->'''John Constantine:''' Your very good health, sir.\
3	'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Quite.\
4	''[they both down their glasses]''\
5	'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.\
6	'''John Constantine:''' Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to [[HolyBurnsEvil holy water]].\
7	'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Really... [[OhCrap what?]]
8	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: A Drop Of The Hard Stuff''
9
10	[[AC:Comic Strips]]
11	->''"What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?"''
12	-->-- '''Scientist''', ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''
13
14	[[AC: Fan Works]]
15	->'''Yuuka''': By the way, doesn't this tea taste a bit strange?\
16	'''Alice''': Oh, that's the black tea Marisa made with mushrooms.\
17	'''Yuuka''': Black tea... ''[[OhCrap mushrooms!?]]''\
18	'''Alice''': Apparently, it's good for your health. I've never drank it, though.\
19	'''Yuuka''': Eh... it's ''safe to drink this, right!?''\
20	'''Alice''': I don't know.\
21	'''Yuuka''': Hey! This was given to you, so you drink it!\
22	'''Alice''': No way I'll drink that suspicious stuff!
23	-->--''Manga/{{Omoito}} Drei''
24
25	[[AC:Film -- Animation]]
26	->''"Found those by the creek, did you? They're nightshade berries. They're poisonous!"''
27	-->-- '''Princess Merida''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}''
28
29	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
30	->''"I was thinking of the immortal words of Creator/{{Socrates}}, who said... 'I drank ''what?'''"''
31	-->-- '''Chris Knight''', ''Film/RealGenius''
32
33	->'''Austin:''' ''[after accidentally drinking out of FatBastard's stool sample]'' This coffee tastes like ''shit!''\
34	'''Basil:''' It ''is'' shit, Austin.\
35	'''Austin:''' Oh... then it's not just me. ''[drinks some more]'' It's a bit nutty.
36	-->-- ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''
37
38	->'''Wadsworth:''' And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.\
39	'''Mr. Green:''' ''[looking sick]'' Is that what we ate?
40	-->-- ''Film/{{Clue}}''
41
42	[[AC:Literature]]
43	->"Ah! [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!]] I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them -- [[TemptingFate but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?]]"\
44	[Dumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "[[OhCrap Alas!]] Ear wax!"
45	-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''
46
47	->'''Little Baa Baa''': It looks a bit like pee.\
48	'''Quirky Turkey''': It looks like lemonade to me.\
49	'''Little Baa Baa''': Are you sure it's lemonade?\
50	'''Quirky Turkey''': Yes, it's lemonade.\
51	'''Little Baa Baa''': That's fresh.\
52	'''Quirky Turkey''': And squeezed.\
53	'''Little Baa Baa''': And delicious.\
54	'''Quirky Turkey''': And free.\
55	'''Little Baa Baa''': To sheep.\
56	'''Quirky Turkey''': And turkeys.\
57	'''Little Baa Baa''': You're a turkey.\
58	'''Quirky Turkey''': I am a turkey.\
59	'''Little Baa Baa''': Who likes lemonade?\
60	'''Quirky Turkey''': Who ''loves'' lemonade!\
61	'''Little Baa Baa''': Then... why don't you help yourself?\
62	'''Quirky Turkey''': Don't mind if I do! ''[drinks it]'' Ohhh no, I forgot. It was pee!
63	-->-- ''Literature/ILoveLemonade''
64
65	->''"You absolute madwoman. Can't believe I ate a whole bowl of nun..."''
66	-->-- '''Ianthe''', ''Literature/HarrowTheNinth''
67
68	->''"Spit or swallow, he thought, the eternal conundrum"''
69	-->Literature/{{Discworld}}, Literature/TheTruth
70
71	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
72	->''"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"''
73	-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Pack"
74
75	->'''Father Marks:''' God is in all of us.\
76	'''[[ImAHumanitarian Floyd Feylinn Ferell]]:''' [[WhamLine ...So is Tracey Lambert.]]
77	-->-- ''Series/CriminalMinds''
78
79	[[AC:Video Games]]
80	->''"Attention all UNSC troops. Just wanted you to know that the "unspoiled" rations you "miraculously" discovered last week were given some extra special seasonings by my good pal Jiplick. Hope they were tasty!"''
81	-->--'''[[TokyoRose Glibnub]]''', ''VideoGame/HaloInfinite''
82
83	->''"[[ImpossiblyDeliciousFood Meol]]... is [[EldritchAbomination sin]] [[WasOnceAMan eater]]? Wicked white, we all scoffed the stuff without a second thought... [[LifesavingMisfortune I never got near as much as the others]], but... ugh. Heh... The bitter greens and bony fish I got by on don't seem so bad no more...''
84	-->--'''Kai-Shirr''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Shadowbringers''
85
86	[[AC:Webcomics]]
87	->'''Gordon Noble''': Thaddeus, what did I just drink?\
88	'''Thaddeus Euphemism''': You '''drank''' that!?!\
89	'''Gordon Noble''': Yeah. I was really thirsty and I thought it was Gatorade...\
90	'''Thaddeus Euphemism''': ''[looking nervous]'' Well, it certainly wasn't a dangerous gene-altering chemical that someone forgot to secure properly... ah heh...\
91	'''Gordon Noble''': Thaddeus... '''what''' did I just drink?
92	-->-- ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''
93
94	->'''Florence:''' This is good. What is it?\
95	'''Winston:''' Puffed locust. Insects are healthier for you than meat. They're high protein, low fat, and as long as you stay away from the blood-suckers, aren't likely to carry pathogens that can jump the species barrier.\
96	'''Florence:''' ''(thinking to herself)'' That's well thought-out, logical, and well reasoned. But it still doesn't change the fact that I just ate a bug!
97	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
98
99	->'''Edd:''' I wonder what's in '''''cider'''''?
100	->'''Tord:''' Uh, the usual '''''blood''''' and '''''guts''''', I guess...
101	->''[Edd chokes on his drink]''
102	-->--''WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} #11'', "[[https://eddsworld.co.uk/comic/11/ Cider]]"
103
104	[[AC:Web Original]]
105	->'''C-3PO:''' Sir! Sir! If you don't mind me asking... where did you get those apples?\
106	'''Jon:''' ''[mouth full]'' Apple Planet. Infinite apples. Over there. ''[points to an apple-shaped planet]''\
107	'''C-3PO:''' Those are the ''inhabitants'' of the Apple Planet! Those are the Apple ''People'', sir!\
108	''[Jon immediately spits out his mouthful of "food" in disgust]''\
109	'''Jon:''' ''[inner monologue, with horrified expression and blood dripping from his mouth]'' Oh, ''that's'' why they were screamin'...
110	-->-- ''WebVideo/JonTron'', ''Starcade''
111
112	->'''Superintendent Chalmers''': You know, these hamburgers are quite odd, Seymour.
113	->'''Principal Skinner''': Oh ho ho ho, no. That isn't hamburgers, it's my poop.
114	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wwSBID94yw This]] parody of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
115
116	->'''Strong Bad''': "Say there, Coach, would you like to try some of our free icèd-c-cream? It's got toasted coconut!"
117	->'''Coach Z''': "How could I refuse? I can't afford the money-cost variety!" ''(Coach Z takes the ice cream and starts pigging out on it.)'' "Oooh! Sweet mercy! This is orful!" ''(He keeps eating.)''
118	->'''Strong Bad''': Aww, it's OK, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur. ''(Strong Bad pulls away The Cheat's towel to reveal that he's been shaved from the waist down.)''
119	->'''Coach Z''': "Hoo! I think I'm going to puke my pants!"
120	-->-- ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'', ''secret recipes''
121
122	->'''Mark:''' ''[to the Puppet figurine]'' Oh. You? You're the worst.\
123	''[Mark makes a gibberish noise while holding the figurine]''
124	->'''Mark:''' Look at slappy arms! Listen, buddy. Lis-\
125	''[Mark brings the action figure too close to his face and accidentally makes himself eat it, he cries out in shock]''
126	->'''Mark:''' WHY DID- WHA... WHAT THE FUCK DID I EAT THAT?
127	-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}'', ''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysVRHelpWanted Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted -]]'' ''[[https://youtu.be/Ljoagbhp8EE?t=748 Part 5]]''
128
129	[[AC:Western Animation]]
130	->''"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!"''
131	-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
132
133	->''"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."''
134	-->-- '''Zoidberg''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
135
136	->'''Lois:''' Peter, why are there so many bottles of milk in the refrigerator?\
137	'''Peter:''' Oh, thanks for reminding me. Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it's horse sperm! I'm a horse breeder now!\
138	''[Stewie goes wide-eyed as he stares down at the "milk" in his cereal... then VERY slowly continues eating]''
139	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Family Gay"
140
141	->'''Ron''': OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?\
142	'''Prof. Akari''': Toasted chili peppers...\
143	'''Ron''': [[HopeSpot Whew!]]\
144	'''Prof. Akari''': ...and mountain grasshoppers. Delicious, aren't they?\
145	''[Ron vomits out the jeep window]''\
146	'''Kim''': Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.\
147	'''Ron''': Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
148	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "The Full Monkey"
149
150	->'''Grandpa Clyde:''' ''Bigfooooot! He's Bigfooooot!\
151	He bathes in the water that you drink!''\
152	'''Holly:''' ''(SpitTake)'' Yuck!
153	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbGetThatBigfootOuttaMyFace Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face!]]"
154
155	->'''Customer:''' That [chum] was appalling! What was in that?!\
156	'''Plankton:''' Oh, the usual. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust.
157	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Spongicus"
158
159	->''"Okay, so one time, Randy Beaman's mom threw a party, and they had this bean dip and everybody ate it and said it was really good, only it wasn't bean dip; they made a mistake. It was really dog food.''"
160	-->-- '''Colin''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''
161
162	[[AC:Other]]
163	->Timmy had a bellyache\
164	But he don't no more.\
165	What he thought was [[CoolClearWater H2O]]\
166	Was [[HollywoodAcid H2SO4.]]
167	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
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