1 | ->'''Harry:''' Wait. You work for me? |
2 | ->'''Cat Sith:''' I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence. |
3 | -->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' |
4 | |
5 | ->'''Martin:''' It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!\ |
6 | '''Pauline:''' Where's your desk?\ |
7 | '''Martin:''' In the removal van.\ |
8 | '''Pauline:''' And where's ''mine''?\ |
9 | '''Martin:''' It's here.\ |
10 | '''Pauline:''' Exactly. So, ssh. |
11 | -->--''Series/DocMartin'', "The Wrong Goodbye" |
12 | |
13 | ->'''Alfred:''' You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir. |
14 | ->'''Batman:''' [[SarcasmMode Very funny, Alfred.]] |
15 | ->'''Alfred:''' Why, thank you. [[LampshadeHanging Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."]] |
16 | -->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'' |
17 | |
18 | ->'''Tagon:''' Is that how your job goes? I've never been clear on what "adjut" means, so "adjutant" is a complete mystery.\ |
19 | '''Ennesby:''' It's from ancient Earth languages. "Ad" means "towards" and "jut" means "stick out." Idiomatically, it means that your adjutant is the person who sticks it to you. |
20 | -->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' |
21 | |
22 | ->'''Damian:''' Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not too young to understand sarcasm.\ |
23 | '''Alfred:''' While I am much too old to care. |
24 | -->--''WesternAnimation/SonOfBatman'' |
25 | |
26 | ->'''Patron:''' Yoo-hoo, waiter? If I don't get something to drink soon I'm gonna die. |
27 | ->'''Geoffrey:''' You promise? |
28 | -->--''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', "Winner Takes Off" |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Yang:''' Are you mocking me now? |
31 | ->'''Blake:''' Of course not, [[BlatantLies I would never dare to mock or attempt to make you feel any sort of discomfort Mistress.]] |
32 | -->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10318879/2/World-Of-Strays World Of Strays]]'' |
33 | |
34 | ->'''[[RobotBuddy The Accessory:]]''' Revival successful. Please minimize wasteful expenditure of life. |
35 | -->--''VideoGame/FreedomWars'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''[[RichBitch C.C. Babcock]]:''' Dear Niles, always so witty. Especially for a servant. |
38 | ->'''Niles:''' At least when I offer something, people take it. |
39 | -->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Deep Throat" |
40 | |
41 | ->'''Brody:''' How did you ''ever'' get to be a butler?\ |
42 | '''Bertram:''' Well, I wanted to be an obnoxious rich guy, but the job was filled. |
43 | -->--''Series/{{Jessie}}'' |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Kagura:''' I'm gonna need your help on this one, Hibiki.\ |
46 | '''Hibiki, smiling:''' You need my help on every one, sir. |
47 | -->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma'' |
48 | |
49 | ->'''Vincent:''' ''[after pictures exposing his affair with Olivia come out]'' Daniel, you're my lawyer. I need you to fix this.\ |
50 | '''Daniel:''' Well, we could create a time machine and have you make better choices. |
51 | -->--''Film/TheValet'' |
52 | |
53 | ->'''Zero:''' How many times do we need to have this conversation?\ |
54 | '''Phase:''' [[LiteralistSnarking Two, three, sometimes four times a day, apparently.]]\ |
55 | '''Zero:''' I want answers, Phase.\ |
56 | '''Phase:''' You want a lot of things.\ |
57 | '''Zero:''' Don't talk to me like I'm other people.\ |
58 | '''Phase:''' How do you want me to talk to you?\ |
59 | '''Zero:''' Like I'm your boss, not one of your Shatter stans. |
60 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueFamilyShatters'', "Walk & Talk" |
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