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1	->''"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships."''
2	-->-- '''Creator/BertrandRussell'''
3
4	->'''Jean Grey:''' In fact, you're the first guy in six months who hasn't immediately pictured me naked, so I appreciate that.\
5	'''Spidey:''' ...\
6	'''Jean:''' [[ThoughtAversionFailure Until now]].\
7	'''Spidey:''' Sorry.\
8	'''Jean:''' Are you done?\
9	'''Spidey:''' ...\
10	'''Jean:''' ...\
11	'''Spidey:''' ...\
12	'''Jean:''' ...\
13	'''Spidey:''' I'm done.\
14	'''Jean:''' ...\
15	'''Spidey:''' OK, '''''now''''' I'm done.\
16	'''Jean:''' ...\
17	'''Spidey:''' OK, now.
18	-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' #43
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20	->''"Humans lack the mental discipline necessary for the confines of space travel," said T'Pol. "As a telepath I do not enjoy being the subject of 82 wet dreams every night."''
21	-->-- '''Farce Contact''', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic.
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23	->'''Mantis:''' [[TouchTelepathy If I touch someone]], I can [[TheEmpath feel their feelings]]. ''[places her hand on Peter's]'' You feel... love!\
24	'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah, I guess, yeah. I feel general, unselfish love for just about everything]]--\
25	'''Mantis:''' No, romantic, ''sexual'' love.\
26	'''Peter:''' No, no I don't...\
27	'''Mantis:''' For her! ''[points at Gamora]''\
28	'''Peter:''' No!\
29	''[{{Beat}} as Gamora and Drax both stare at Quill]''\
30	'''Drax:''' ''[laughing uproariously]'' She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret!\
31	'''Peter:''' Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit!\
32	'''Drax:''' You must be so embarrassed! ''[continues cackling; Gamora shakes her head in amusement]'' Do me! Do me, do me!\
33	'''Mantis:''' ''[touches Drax]'' I never felt so much humor... ''[points and laughs at Peter just like Drax]''
34	-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
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36	->'''Miriam:''' Is it true you can look into a person's eyes and know exactly what they're thinking?\
37	'''Kovacs:''' Envoys don't read minds.\
38	'''Miriam:''' What a pity.
39	-->-- ''Series/AlteredCarbon'', "[[Recap/AlteredCarbonS01E01OutOfThePast Out of the Past]]"
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41	->''"Can you at least ''attempt'' to control your thoughts?"''
42	-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' to Jacob, who is holding Bella as she sleeps and looking at her tenderly, ''[[Literature/Eclipse2007 Eclipse]]''
43
44	->'''Lili''': You're so immature! ''[Thinking] And cute! When are you gonna just shut up and kiss me?''\
45	'''Raz''': ''[Reading her mind]'' ... Shut up and do ''what''?\
46	'''Lili''': Oh. I didn't know you could -- uh, I have to go! Bye! ''[Still thinking] So embarrassing!''\
47	'''[Later in the game...]'''\
48	'''Raz''': I mean, what do I have to do to get those guys to take me seriously?!\
49	'''Lili''': ''[Thinking] When are you going to shut up and kiss me?''\
50	'''Raz''': Um... I can hear that.\
51	'''Lili''': I know.
52	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}''

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