| 1 | [[AC:{{Literature}}]] |
| 2 | ->'''Tynian:''' That is the most idiotic display of pure childishness I've ever seen. Their armor's almost useless. Good armor is supposed to protect the man wearing it but to give him a certain freedom of movement. There's not much point in turning yourself into a turtle.\ |
| 3 | '''Kalten:''' It looks sort of intimidating, though.\ |
| 4 | '''Tynian:''' That's all it really is -- something worn for its appearance. All those spikes and hooks are useless, and worse yet, they'll just guide an opponents weapon to vulnerable points. [[WhatWereYouThinking What were their armorers thinking of?]] |
| 5 | -->-- ''Literature/TheSapphireRose'' |
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| 7 | [[AC:LiveActionTV]] |
| 8 | ->'''Lord:''' What news?\ |
| 9 | '''Masked {{Mook|s}}:''' My Lord, we captured thirty rebels in the forbidden sector.\ |
| 10 | '''Lord:''' Good. Then bring them to the holding chamber.\ |
| 11 | '''Masked Mook:''' Yes-- Ow! Ow! That hurts. That ''really'' does hurt.\ |
| 12 | '''Lord:''' What? What's the--?\ |
| 13 | '''Masked Mook:''' I got something caught, just underneath the chin.\ |
| 14 | '''Lord:''' ''[checking]'' Yes.\ |
| 15 | '''Masked Mook:''' And it's pulling the skin off. |
| 16 | -->-- ''Series/BigTrain'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxLg1X6DS8 "Golden Skull" Sketch]] |
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| 18 | [[AC:VideoGames]] |
| 19 | ->''"No, it's '''not''' okay. I have [[PunctuatedForEmphasis skulls. On. My. KNEECAPS!"]]'' |
| 20 | -->-- '''The Lich King''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', "Scourge Vent Recordings" |
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| 22 | [[AC:WebVideo]] |
| 23 | ->''"How his cape is not a tattered mess is the true mystery of this story."'' |
| 24 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' talking about [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse Dark Claw]]'s costume. |
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