1 | !!!Quotes about the trope |
2 | ->''I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Creator/TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.'' |
3 | -->-- '''Music/TomWaits''' |
4 | |
5 | ->He sang about things no one had bothered writing songs about before like space travel and fame and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Dennis Les Dennis]][[note]]"Let's Dance"[[/note]] and about salmon fishing[[note]]"Sound and Vision"[[/note]] and about someone making love with his eagle[[note]]"making love with his ''ego''" from "Ziggy Stardust"[[/note]], [[BestialityIsDepraved which is sort of sick, come to think of it]]. |
6 | -->-- '''Series/PhilomenaCunk''' on Music/DavidBowie |
7 | |
8 | -> Many people refer to the lines "like the 4th of July"; however the original lyrics were "like a firefly" as they reminded me of fireworks at night whenever I saw them. However the trend caught on and in live performances I now sing "4th of July", which happens to make great sense for the song name. |
9 | -->-- '''Music/KatyPerry''' explaining how a mondegreen of "Firework" ended up becoming an official lyric |
10 | |
11 | ->''She got a new apartment \ |
12 | It's out on the escarpment \ |
13 | And in her glove compartment \ |
14 | Are my songs \ |
15 | \ |
16 | She hasn't even heard them \ |
17 | Since she found out what the words meant \ |
18 | She decided she preferred them \ |
19 | All wrong'' |
20 | -->-- Music/BarenakedLadies, ''Testing 1-2-3'' |
21 | |
22 | ->'''Frank:''' ♪You gotta pay the troll toll\ |
23 | [[AssShove To get into this boy's hole]]\ |
24 | [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.]]\ |
25 | [[PaedoHunt You want this baby boy's hole]]\ |
26 | You gotta pay the Troll Toll--♪\ |
27 | '''Charlie''': Dammit, Frank! You keep pronouncing it "boy's hole" when I clearly wrote "boy's soul"! Are you chewing gum while you're singing?! Spit it out! |
28 | -->--'''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''', ''[[MusicalEpisode The Nightman Cometh]]'' |
29 | |
30 | -> One of the more interesting things I remember about this song is that everyone misheard the chorus. "I'm blue, I believe I will die, I'm in need of a guy, I got beat up at night". ''([[FunWithSubtitles In Aberdeen, I'm on diet]])'' There are a lot of them. I think it's because the guy's autotune and accent are so wonky, but also because [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough the human brain refuses to accept that this could really be as stupid as it is.]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic Surely, there had to be more to this song than a never-ending list of monochromatic objects wrapped around a gibberish chorus?]] Nope, that's it. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin That's literally all it is]] — a bunch of nonsense syllables, and a list of blue things. |
31 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwl9xmM3IuQ critiquing]] Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" |
32 | |
33 | -> ''Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?'' |
34 | -->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Oa1n3VN5o commenting]] on a line from the Japanese dub of ''Film/GodzillaAgainstMechagodzilla'' |
35 | |
36 | ->''"All we need is somebody to lean on," I was hearing those Website/{{Google}} commercials as "All we need is somebody's Toys/{{amiibo}}." Then again, [[CrackIsCheaper it's truer!]]'' |
37 | -->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''' |
38 | |
39 | ->I love you when you're singing that song and\ |
40 | I got a lump in my throat because\ |
41 | You're gonna sing the words wrong |
42 | --> "Riptide" by Vance Joy (These ''are'' [[https://play.google.com/music/preview/Tekwphtx24juozsuewbmm5fvlyy?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-lyrics the actual lyrics]], in case you were wondering.) |
43 | |
44 | ->John D. [=MacDonald=] tells the story of how for weeks his son was terrified of something he called "the green ripper." [=MacDonald=] and his wife finally figured it out -- at a dinner party, a friend had mentioned the Grim Reaper. What their son had heard was ''green ripper'', and later it became the title of one of [=MacDonald=]'s Travis [=McGee=] stories. |
45 | -->Creator/StephenKing's nonfiction work ''Danse Macabre'', explaining the origin of the title for eighteenth book in the ''Literature/TravisMcGee'' series. |
46 | |
47 | !!!Commonly misheard phrases |
48 | -> ''Wrapped up like a douche'' (''Revved up like a duece'') |
49 | -->-- "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band (The original Bruce Springsteen version is clearer) |
50 | |
51 | -> ''Dance on me balls, cat fucking a handbag'' (''Dansa med oss, Klappa era händer'')\ |
52 | ''Yours, only, yours,'' (''Gör som vi gör'')\ |
53 | ''A walrus tickle dancepad'' (''Ta några steg åt vänster'')\ |
54 | ''It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said,'' (''Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen'')\ |
55 | ''"Look, Harry had a vagina malfunction!"'' (''Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen'') |
56 | -->-- [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIBmi7gV7Zc A very memetic mishearing]] of "Caramelldansen", which is originally in Swedish. |
57 | |
58 | -> ''Barusamikosu yappa irahende'' (I don't want balsamic vinegar after all)\ |
59 | ''Yōsho ni noreta niōdachi no sensei'' (Teacher with an imposing pose, riding from an important position)\ |
60 | ''Messō mo nai misairu honten'' (Ridiculous missile head office)\ |
61 | ''Metta ni aenu kyarameru tantei'' (Caramel detective you can rarely meet) |
62 | -->-- An alternative mishearing of "Caramelldansen" in Japanese, which eventually became [[AscendedMeme the song's official Japanese lyrics]]. |
63 | |
64 | ->''Hamster! (Master!)\ |
65 | A Dentist! (Apprentice!)\ |
66 | Hard Porn! (Heartborne!)\ |
67 | Creator/StevenSeagal[=/=]Seagull! (Seventh Seeker!)\ |
68 | [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario!]] (Warrior!)\ |
69 | This Rifle/[[ProductPlacement iPhone]]! (Disciple!)\ |
70 | And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!)'' |
71 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish|Band}}'s ''Wishmaster'' song |
72 | |
73 | ->''Snoo [[MemeticMutation PINGAS]] usual, I see!'' |
74 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' |
75 | |
76 | ->Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)\ |
77 | We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)\ |
78 | If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)\ |
79 | [[Series/AmericanIdol CLAY AIKEN]]! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\ |
80 | Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)\ |
81 | [[PublicExecution Hang the black fag to the end of the mast!]] (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)\ |
82 | Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)\ |
83 | Land [[TheOldestProfession WHORE!!!]] (Land HO!!!)\ |
84 | [[MemeticMolester We're touching black fags wherever we go!]] (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!) |
85 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Series/LazyTown's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]] |
86 | |
87 | -> Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
88 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
89 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
90 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}! |
91 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", VideoGame/GodOfWarII |
92 | |
93 | -> When the light's out\ |
94 | It's contagious!\ |
95 | Here we are now\ |
96 | ''In containers!''\ |
97 | ''Avocado, and potato''\ |
98 | ''In containers!'' |
99 | -->--Misheard lyrics for ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg Smells Like Teen Spirit]]'' |
100 | |
101 | -> DENNNNIS!\ |
102 | DENNNNIS!\ |
103 | DENNNNIS!\ |
104 | DENNNNIS! |
105 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneztcvUMcY Ghetsis Theme]]", VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite |
106 | |
107 | -> "GO, GO. SANTA RIPOFF!" |
108 | -->-- Misheard lyrics to Chairman Rose's battle theme in ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield''. |
109 | |
110 | -> We had lots of the dreams, all creatures were most exploited\ |
111 | Honor and pay for each but there is no answer\ |
112 | We wind up and slip in through a trained ferret.\ |
113 | We are lots of the shit\ |
114 | But only been there three answers\ |
115 | before I caught the question\ |
116 | And slowly, I wish myself a long dream\ |
117 | but cannot hear myself wishing\ |
118 | We had lots of the people, who are the dreams, the ground receptive\ |
119 | Inquire to the poured concrete\ |
120 | Slowly, but there is no answer, or if there is, we don't understand...\ |
121 | \ |
122 | When i talk to the trees\ |
123 | O'great trees who have learned to speak slowly\ |
124 | I know that they believe that they have an answer\ |
125 | Then i walk in the city where i cannot hear it\ |
126 | When i talk to the city\ |
127 | I have already learned three answers\ |
128 | Before i call the question\ |
129 | And slowly, i wish myself among trees\ |
130 | But can not hear myself wishing\ |
131 | When i talk to the people\ |
132 | Who are the trees that grow in the city\ |
133 | They reply with a fond kindness, slowly\ |
134 | But there is no answer\ |
135 | For experience to be made by mistake |
136 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone" |
137 | |
138 | ->''Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]] \ |
139 | Boku touch it PENIS \ |
140 | Wow Wow PENIS \ |
141 | Kimi touch it PENIS \ |
142 | \ |
143 | Wow Wow VENUS \ |
144 | Bokutachi VENUS \ |
145 | Wow Wow VENUS \ |
146 | Kimitachi VENUS'' |
147 | -->-- Misheard and actual lines from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]] |
148 | |
149 | -> ''Might can [[{{Troll}} trollz]] everything.'' |
150 | -->-- Mishearing of '''Vergil's''' catchphrase "Might controls everything" from ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening'', made particularly relevant by his [[ThatOneBoss infamy]]. |
151 | |
152 | -> '''Captain America:''' Sergeant Strike (Stars And Stripes)! \ |
153 | '''Cyclops:''' {{ComicBook/Jean|Grey}}'s nicer (Gene Splicer)! \ |
154 | '''Wolverine:''' [[MundaneUtility Grill Claw]] (Drill Claw)! \ |
155 | '''Dr. Strange:''' By the forty hoes of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] (By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth)! \ |
156 | '''Thor:''' [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Buy Odin's beer]] (By Odin's beard)! \ |
157 | '''Sagat:''' Tiger Robocop (Uppercut)! \ |
158 | '''M. Bison:''' [[SmugSnake Know who you are]]! (unknown original line) \ |
159 | '''Ryu:''' I would like some fruitcake (Tatsumaki Senpukyaku)! Are you ken? (Hadouken!) Sure you can (Shoryuken)! \ |
160 | '''Alex:''' You can't have snake (You can't escape)! \ |
161 | '''Mai Shiranui:''' Me boingy (Nippon Ichi)! \ |
162 | '''Geese:''' I'll extend my hands, with your bra (I'll stain my hands, with your blood)/Deadly Rape (Rave)! \ |
163 | '''Spencer:''' Bionic... [[TalkLikeAPirate ARRRRRRR]]! (Arm!) |
164 | -->-- [[VideoGame/CapcomVs Many,]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter many,]] [[VideoGame/FatalFury many]] fighting games. [[Memes/VideoGames And there's plenty more where that came from]]. |
165 | |
166 | -> ''He did a good job cleaning up the place'' |
167 | -> ''But his bosses didn't like him, so they [[YouHaveFailedMe shot him in his face]]'' (into space) |
168 | -->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' first theme song, misheard and actual. [[MadScientist Not that they wouldn't be willing to.]] |
169 | |
170 | ->''[[TheNapoleon I'm a little man!]] (I'm a leading man)\ |
171 | [[CardCarryingVillain And I'm also evil!]] (And the lies I weave are)\ |
172 | [[RightHandCat Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)\ |
173 | [[KindheartedCatLover Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)'' |
174 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Music/FallOutBoy's "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" song |
175 | |
176 | ->Oooh, I'm an alien\ |
177 | [[AliensAreBastards I'm an]] ''[[AliensAreBastards evil]]'' [[AliensAreBastards alien]] (I'm a legal alien)\ |
178 | I'm an Englishman in New York |
179 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Music/{{Sting}}'s Englishman in New York |
180 | |
181 | ->"We would have to change the attitude of everyone on Earth to make them a PENIS! (obey us) In every way! |
182 | -->-- '''Dr. Kochin''', [[Anime/DragonBallZ Dragon Ball Z: The World's Strongest]], "Big Green" dub |
183 | |
184 | ->"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi? (eh, Luigi?)" |
185 | -->-- '''Mario''', ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' and the subject of many a ''YouTubePoop''. |
186 | |
187 | ->"And YOU go to hell! (And YOU gotta help us!) |
188 | -->-- '''Luigi''', ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' (From the same cutscene as the above) |
189 | |
190 | ->"[[MemeticMutation So long, gay Bowser!]]" (So long, King-a Bowser!) |
191 | -->-- '''Mario''' (when he throws Bowser into a mine), ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' |
192 | |
193 | ->"D'oh, I missed!" ([[GratuitousGerman So ein mist!]])[[note]]An amusing example of a Mondegreen which actually makes a phrase ''less rude'' compared to the original - translated from German to English, the original phrase literally translates as "Such a crap!", but can be more naturally read as "Goddamn it!"[[/note]] |
194 | -->--'''Wario''', ''[[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario Party 2]]'' |
195 | |
196 | ->(...)\ |
197 | Where the what the where the soup was\ |
198 | Where the what the where the soup was\ |
199 | (...)\ |
200 | Hey, what's up\ |
201 | Hey, what's up\ |
202 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
203 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
204 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
205 | That damned song, that damned song\ |
206 | That damned song, that damned song\ |
207 | Deus song, deus song |
208 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNv1ImIa1-4 Imperial Guard Theme]] (choir and percussion version) |
209 | |
210 | ->Paul, I need this soup for my lady!\ |
211 | No, there is no soup for your lady.\ |
212 | Paul, I got this soup for my lady,\ |
213 | go reheat this soup for my lady!\ |
214 | \ |
215 | Shit, I spilled my tomato soup. Chaos soup. Tomato soup.\ |
216 | Shit, I spilled my tomato soup. Chaos soup. Tomato soup. |
217 | -->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60 Ultramarine Chant]] from ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000ChaosGate'' |
218 | |
219 | ->O shikarniy sup navarili, (O, have cooked a superb soup)\ |
220 | O velikiy sup navarili, (O, have cooked a great soup)\ |
221 | O shikarniy sup navarili,\ |
222 | O velikiy sup navarili,\ |
223 | \ |
224 | Yesh sup, goryachiy sup, (Eat soup, hot soup)\ |
225 | Yesh sup, goryachiy sup... |
226 | -->--The same song misheard by Russian-speaking people. It actually became a huge meme in Russian internet. |
227 | |
228 | ->Over and under and then up for air |
229 | -->-- Actual lyrics to a song sung by Music/SpikeJones's group |
230 | |
231 | ->Over and under and then up ''[[AssShove her ass]]'' |
232 | -->-- Lyrics misheard sufficiently often that the company rapidly recalled the records and removed the song from the market. |
233 | |
234 | ->And her mangy little dog.\ |
235 | And her amazing little dog. |
236 | -->-- Which version did the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch]] say, when she had Dorothy and the others trapped? |
237 | |
238 | ->I SAY 'CRY'! I SAY 'LIE'! I SAY 'RISE AGAIN'!\ |
239 | [[WarIsHell WAR! I HATE WAR! I HATE WAR!]] |
240 | -->"[=aLIEz=]" from ''Anime/AldnoahZero''. The actual lyrics are a multi-lingual [[WordSaladLyrics word salad]]. |
241 | |
242 | ->[[AC:Turn back the dial, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord deplug]] your vinyl]]\ |
243 | [[AC:Sam tried to clean up Dickbutt the Fighter]]\ |
244 | [[AC:Turn back the Play-Doh, Big Bang tomato]]\ |
245 | [[AC:G-5, G-5 oh, G-5 UsefulNotes/JoeBiden]] |
246 | -->-- A few interpretations of some lyrics of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU The Training Room]], ''VideoGame/OmikronTheNomadSoul''. Lyrics are actually "[[AC:Turn back and climb up, defy your rival]]". |
247 | |
248 | -> I hop off the plane at L-A-X\ |
249 | with a dream and my cardigan.\ |
250 | Welcome to the land of fame and sex (fame excess);\ |
251 | am I gonna fit in? |
252 | -->--Music/MileyCyrus, "Party in the USA" (Note that "fame and sex" rhymes with the opening line, while "fame excess" doesn't.) |
253 | |
254 | ->Secret [[FreudWasRight Screwius Wave!]] ("Secret Strike!" and "Furious Wave!" mashed together due to crappy sound mixing) |
255 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Stella]]''', ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin]]'' |
256 | |
257 | ->The smell of black chicks just put my spine out of place! (This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place!) |
258 | -->-- Commonly misheard line from Music/DavidBowie's "Suffragette City" |
259 | |
260 | ->''(clickclick)'' ROCKET LAWN CHAIR! (ROCKET LAUNCHER!) |
261 | -->-- '''The announcer''' used from ''VideoGame/MetalSlug X'' onwards |
262 | |
263 | ->Code Monkey likes Cheetos (likes Fritos)\ |
264 | Code Monkey like a tab of Mountain Dew (likes Tab or Mountain Dew)\ |
265 | Code Monkey very simple man\ |
266 | With big warm fuzzy secret part (With big warm fuzzy secret '''heart''')\ |
267 | Code Monkey like you\ |
268 | Code Monkey like you |
269 | -->-- {{Music/Jonathan Coulton}}'s "Code Monkey" (aka the RealSongThemeTune to [[WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys the show of the same name]].) |
270 | |
271 | -> ''[[MemeticMutation Onore]]'' '''[[FreudWasRight DICKEIDO!]]''' ("Curse you, DECADE!") |
272 | -->-- '''Narutaki''' always blames ''Series/KamenRiderDecade'' whenever things doesn't go as he intends. |
273 | |
274 | ->Here comes love\ |
275 | It's not funny (like honey)\ |
276 | You can't buy it with money |
277 | -->-- "Crystal" by New Order |
278 | |
279 | ->Xbox, Pekingese, near a bear, manatee, (''Estuans interius Ira vehementi'') |
280 | ->Bells, frogs, big cherries, Peter Pan, magic cheese, (''Estuans interius Ira vehementi'') |
281 | ->SEPHIROTH! |
282 | -->-- "One Winged Angel", ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' |
283 | |
284 | -> WOOP! WOOP! [[CopKiller Assassin de la police]]! |
285 | -->-- What many French speakers hear during the chorus of KRS-One's "Sound of da Police" |
286 | |
287 | -> I'll be the Marth, (''audi famam'') |
288 | -> E.G., Noob, (''ilius'') |
289 | -> So this is Yoshi's B, (''solus in hostes ruit'') |
290 | -> This monkey wants to hug him! (''et patriam servavit'') |
291 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''[='=]s main theme |
292 | |
293 | -> SHIT! ROCK! YEAH! |
294 | -->--'''Knuckles the Echidna''', ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'' |
295 | |
296 | -> "Bear this [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Torchic]]" (torch) |
297 | -->-- "Lifelight", ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' |
298 | |
299 | -> "I like {{Film/Gamera}}" |
300 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ Gentleman]]", {{Music/PSY}} |
301 | |
302 | -> Easy does it\ |
303 | Easy does it\ |
304 | Make up something to say no to (They got something to say mental) |
305 | -->-- [[Music/DemonDaysAlbum "Kids With Guns"]], {{Music/Gorillaz}} |
306 | |
307 | ->I wonder if you know\ |
308 | How they live in Tokyo\ |
309 | If you see it then you mean it\ |
310 | Then you know you have to go\ |
311 | {{CLAUSTROPHOBIA}}! Dick, dick, dick! (FAST AND FURIOUS! Drift, drift, drift!) |
312 | -->-- "Tokyo Drift" (famously used in the ''Fast And Furious'' [[Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift movie of the same name]]), by Teriyaki Boyz |
313 | |
314 | ->"Gotta go, gotta go gotta go!" (ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo) |
315 | -->-- Creator/FourKidsEntertainment opening of ''Manga/OnePiece'' |
316 | |
317 | ->"Heh...disguised toast." ("This guy's toast.") |
318 | -->-- Summon quote for the [[https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/SI:7_Agent SI:7 Agent]], ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft'', consequently adopted as a name by popular ''Hearthstone'' streamer Disguised Toast. |
319 | |
320 | -> All right...\ |
321 | She dropped the cheesecake... (jigyeoun shisogeim) |
322 | -->-- Commonly misheard lyrics from the chorus of "Trivia 轉: Seesaw", Music/{{BTS}} |
323 | |
324 | -> There's no chicken (Stars don't twinkle)\ |
325 | In the Shower (Moons don't shine)\ |
326 | There's no chicken\ |
327 | in the shower |
328 | -->-- "For True Story", ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
329 | |
330 | -> Let the joy of love give you cancer (an answer) |
331 | -->-- "Great Days", ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable'' |
332 | |
333 | ->[=JoJo!=] Roll the weed! ([=JoJo!=] Golden wind!) |
334 | -->-- "Il Vento D'Oro", ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'' |
335 | |
336 | -> Oh, [[Creator/HughGrant Hugh]] [[Creator/HughJackman Hugh]] (Oh, you, you)\ |
337 | There's no whacking out of you (There's no one meaner than you!)\ |
338 | Oh, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mew Mew]] (Oh, you, you)\ |
339 | There's [[MoonLandingHoax no walking on the moon]]! (There's no one meaner than yoooooou!!) |
340 | -->-- chorus to Razorteeth's VillainSong, ''In Search of the Titanic'' (a.k.a. ''Tentacolino''); misheard lyrics courtesy of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic |
341 | |
342 | -> I will '''BURN MY BREAD''' |
343 | -->-- "Burn My Dread", ''VideoGame/Persona3'' |
344 | |
345 | -> Ha ha ha, get the fuck out\ |
346 | Yo yo, happy birthday\ |
347 | Come get drunk on stream\ |
348 | Bifuteki bogega\ |
349 | |
350 | ->YOU DIE!\ |
351 | I can't give all these gifts back\ |
352 | YOU DIE!\ |
353 | I came today |
354 | -->-- "MUST DIE", ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCentralFiction'' |
355 | |
356 | ->On the first day of Christmas, no cardboard (snow-covered) trees I see |
357 | -->-- '''The Reliable Reindeer''', as featured in WebVideo/StuartAshen's and WebVideo/NerdCubed's 2019 advent calendar series. [[spoiler:Guess what Dan gets on Day 10.]] |
358 | |
359 | ->Bring Sally up\ |
360 | Bring Sally down |
361 | -->-- Folk song SampledUp in "Flower" by Music/{{Moby}} (the actual lyric is "Green Sally up / Green Sally down"). Circa 2018, it became the basis for a popular exercise challenge, almost always referred to as "Bring Sally Up". |
362 | |
363 | ->A ghost tried to approach me and got Larry (leery) |
364 | -->--"A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup", ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
365 | |
366 | ->I'm living on such sweet nothing! |
367 | -->-- Actual lyrics in ''Sweet Nothing'' |
368 | |
369 | ->I'm living on ''Sexy Elephant''! |
370 | -->-- Lyrics [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhHOEs-1tQM misheard]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3d7ihP8lZA here, too]]. [[https://www.beaut.ie/life/its-not-just-you-florence-and-her-sexy-elephant-have-confused-the-world-73997 Discussed here.]] |
371 | |
372 | ->Think of ComicBook/{{Batman}} [[ToiletHumor pooping snakes]]. |
373 | ->When you leave the moon behind |
374 | ->[[BlackComedy You'll see him when you die!]] |
375 | ->You can fly! You can fly! You can fly! |
376 | -->--memetic lyrics to the ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan'' song "You Can Fly". |
377 | |
378 | ->Saw some cookies, great big cookies, they ate up all the people |
379 | ->She's got fake boobs. Great big fake boobs. See here it's on the label. |
380 | ->One place for them, SANDPAPER AAH! |
381 | -->--Misheard Lyrics to ''O Fortuna''. |
382 | |
383 | ->She's got electric boobs! A monkey suit! (She's got electric boots, a mohair suit) |
384 | -->-- [[Music/EltonJohn "Benny and the Jets"]] |
385 | |
386 | ->Hold me closer, Creator/TonyDanza! (Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer) |
387 | -->-- "Tiny Dancer" |
388 | |
389 | -> There's a bathroom on the right! |
390 | -> There's a baboon on the rise! |
391 | -->-- [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival "Bad Moon Rising"]] |
392 | |
393 | -> And then [[WouldHurtAChild I shot a kid]], and bought a new TV [[labelnote:Actual lyric (in Italian)]]E non lasciare che, paure inutili[[/labelnote]] |
394 | -->-- Common anglophone mondegreen of Emi, "Anima Libera" |
395 | |
396 | -> [[BestialityIsDepraved I WILL HAVE SEX WITH BEES AND THE EAGLES!]] |
397 | -> HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! POTATO PIZZA!! |
398 | -> HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! POTATO PIZZA!! |
399 | -->-- A common English mondegreen of the first theme song to ''Anime/AttackOnTitan''. [[labelnote:Actual lyric (in German)]]Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wir sind der Jäger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wir sind der Jäger![[/labelnote]] One can only imagine that [[BigEater Sasha]] may have lost her mind... |
400 | |
401 | -> Make red leaves read porn (Make beliefs reborn)\ |
402 | It's a labrador (Myths in mind rethought)\ |
403 | Question a dead stone (Question all that's known)\ |
404 | Legends blew the Tom (Legends blurred and torn) |
405 | -->-- Misheard (and actual) lyrics of "Seven Rings In Hand" from ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' |
406 | |
407 | -> Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom |
408 | -> Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom |
409 | -->--Commonly misheard background vocals for "Circle of Life" from ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' |
410 | |
411 | -> Winter-Tee-Tag, Winter-Tee-Tag |
412 | -->-- One possible mondegreen on "Winter-Ade-Tag", the German version of "Winter Wrap-up" from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''; translates to "Winter Tea Day". Sometimes quoted or even sung by German bronies in jest. |
413 | |
414 | -> Winter-D-Tag, Winter-D-Tag |
415 | -->-- The other one that's even worse, for it translates to "[[UnfortunateImplications Winter D-Day]]". |
416 | |
417 | -> "I'm just sitting here nude, I'm just sitting here nudeeee!" [[labelnote:Actual lyric]] I'm just second-hand news, I'm just second-hand newssss! [[/labelnote]] |
418 | -->-- Fleetwood Mac, "Second-Hand News" |
419 | |
420 | ->Rise like a dragon!\ |
421 | '''[[WouldHitAGirl Punch a woman!]]'''\ |
422 | Hurricane force kick!\ |
423 | Got the twister, I'll twist 'em! |
424 | -->--The memetic mondegreen, thanks to an illustrated video, of the lyrics in the training stage for the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/TatsunokoVsCapcom'' [[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\ |
425 | "Rise like a dragon!\ |
426 | Punch 'em, won't miss 'em\ |
427 | It's a hurrricane force kick, got the twister, I'll twist em"\ |
428 | But the middle line is interrupted, making it sound like "Punch a woman." [[WouldHitAGirl Which you can do in the game anyway, since the game has female fighters]], so it's kind of appropriate in its inappropriateness.[[/labelnote]] |
429 | |
430 | -> "ANY PORN IN THE STORE?" [[labelnote:Actual lyric]] "Any port in the storm?" [[/labelnote]] |
431 | -->-- Mr. Krabs in ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Midlife Crustacean" |
432 | |
433 | -> I want a little bit of this and that\ |
434 | I take a sip of this and a hit at that\ |
435 | I'ma have everything on the brack |
436 | --> Music/KimPetras, "I Don't Want It At All", August 2017. [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I want a little bit of this and that/I take a sip of this and a hit at that/I'ma have everything on the rack". Brack is an old Scottish dialect word for a pool of salty water or an old word for a flaw in cloth (strange, as the song was ''about'' designer clothes), and it's not clear where this mondegreen came from.[[/labelnote]] |
437 | |
438 | -> Touching the cow, touching the cow! |
439 | -->-- Music/{{Polysics}}, opening song to ''Manga/CellsAtWorkCodeBlack'' [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"Tachimukau", meaning "go against it"[[/labelnote]] |
440 | |
441 | -> I know that Carter will look after me... |
442 | -->-- Music/{{Magazine}}, "Model Worker"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I know the cadre will look after me", which [[ItMakesSenseInContext makes sense in context]]. However, some [[ViewersAreGeniuses listeners managed to miss that this was a love song phrased in the vocabulary of Chinese communist propaganda]], and took this as a satirical reference to then-US President UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter. Singer Howard Devoto didn't bother fighting the mistake very hard; when UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan replaced Carter, he started singing "I know that Reagan will look after me".[[/labelnote]] |
443 | |
444 | -> In an interstellar burst, I'm back to say the N-word! |
445 | -->-- Music/{{Radiohead}}, "Airbag"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe"[[/labelnote]] |
446 | |
447 | -> I'm a clown of fate! |
448 | -->-- "Armor-clad Faith", ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear -STRIVE-'' |
449 | |
450 | -> The window is open, so's that door, I didn't know they did that anymore! Who knew we owned a thousand[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]eight thousand[[/labelnote]] salad plates? |
451 | -->-- Princess Anna, "For the First Time in Forever", ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
452 | |
453 | -> '''MISTER RYAN!'''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"Let's start a riot"[[/labelnote]] |
454 | -->-- ''Music/ThreeDaysGrace'', "Riot" |
455 | |
456 | -> You've been sitting on that sidewalk\ |
457 | And it's me out on the drywall |
458 | -->-- Music/GreenDay, "When I Come Around"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"You've been searching for that someone/And it's me out on the prowl[[/labelnote]] |
459 | |
460 | -> [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica Boudica]] from Jamaica |
461 | -->-- Music/TheClash, "Safe European Home"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rude_boy Rudie]] come from Jamaica"[[/labelnote]] |
462 | |
463 | ->''"Malric is a dude!" (is doomed)'' |
464 | -->-- BattleCry of an Agatha Vanguard, ''VideoGame/ChivalryMedievalWarfare'' |
465 | |
466 | -> ''Fruity Marshmallow Krispies\ |
467 | Lots of fruity marshmallow shits (shapes)'' |
468 | -->-- '''Fruity Marshmallow Krispies commercial''' |
469 | |
470 | ->Anita is here and it's going on to yes\ |
471 | 'Swhy I'm upright\ |
472 | The kids were looking green but they're looking good again\ |
473 | 'Swhy I'm upright\ |
474 | Go and have a wrinkle time and everything's gonna be real fine\ |
475 | 'Swhy I'm upright, oh yeah |
476 | -->--Music/TheRamones, "Swallow My Pride"[[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\ |
477 | Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride\ |
478 | And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again\ |
479 | Swallow my pride\ |
480 | Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine\ |
481 | Swallow my pride, oh yeah[[/labelnote]] |
482 | |
483 | -> Poop my pants/Poop my tent |
484 | -->-- [[Film/Morbius2022 Off The Meds, EKSE]] [[labelnote:Actual lyrics (in Zulu)]]Bhuti ma veza veza/Bhuti ma Thenga thenga[[/labelnote]] |
485 | |
486 | ->'''''ONE MORE GOD REJECTED'''''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"War broke out in Heaven", [[TheUnintelligible probably]][[/labelnote]] |
487 | ->''I am the bug inside you!''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I am the Lord and Savior!"[[/labelnote]] |
488 | -->-- "Forced Battle" (sometimes known as "Fierce Battle"), ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne'' |
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