| 1 | !!!Quotes about the trope |
| 2 | ->''I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Creator/TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.'' |
| 3 | -->-- '''Music/TomWaits''' |
| 4 | |
| 5 | ->He sang about things no one had bothered writing songs about before like space travel and fame and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Dennis Les Dennis]][[note]]"Let's Dance"[[/note]] and about salmon fishing[[note]]"Sound and Vision"[[/note]] and about someone making love with his eagle[[note]]"making love with his ''ego''" from "Ziggy Stardust"[[/note]], [[BestialityIsDepraved which is sort of sick, come to think of it]]. |
| 6 | -->-- '''Series/PhilomenaCunk''' on Music/DavidBowie |
| 7 | |
| 8 | -> Many people refer to the lines "like the 4th of July"; however the original lyrics were "like a firefly" as they reminded me of fireworks at night whenever I saw them. However the trend caught on and in live performances I now sing "4th of July", which happens to make great sense for the song name. |
| 9 | -->-- '''Music/KatyPerry''' explaining how a mondegreen of "Firework" ended up becoming an official lyric |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->''She got a new apartment \ |
| 12 | It's out on the escarpment \ |
| 13 | And in her glove compartment \ |
| 14 | Are my songs \ |
| 15 | \ |
| 16 | She hasn't even heard them \ |
| 17 | Since she found out what the words meant \ |
| 18 | She decided she preferred them \ |
| 19 | All wrong'' |
| 20 | -->-- Music/BarenakedLadies, ''Testing 1-2-3'' |
| 21 | |
| 22 | ->'''Frank:''' ♪You gotta pay the troll toll\ |
| 23 | [[AssShove To get into this boy's hole]]\ |
| 24 | [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.]]\ |
| 25 | [[PaedoHunt You want this baby boy's hole]]\ |
| 26 | You gotta pay the Troll Toll--♪\ |
| 27 | '''Charlie''': Dammit, Frank! You keep pronouncing it "boy's hole" when I clearly wrote "boy's soul"! Are you chewing gum while you're singing?! Spit it out! |
| 28 | -->--'''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''', ''[[MusicalEpisode The Nightman Cometh]]'' |
| 29 | |
| 30 | -> One of the more interesting things I remember about this song is that everyone misheard the chorus. "I'm blue, I believe I will die, I'm in need of a guy, I got beat up at night". ''([[FunWithSubtitles In Aberdeen, I'm on diet]])'' There are a lot of them. I think it's because the guy's autotune and accent are so wonky, but also because [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough the human brain refuses to accept that this could really be as stupid as it is.]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic Surely, there had to be more to this song than a never-ending list of monochromatic objects wrapped around a gibberish chorus?]] Nope, that's it. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin That's literally all it is]] — a bunch of nonsense syllables, and a list of blue things. |
| 31 | -->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwl9xmM3IuQ critiquing]] Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" |
| 32 | |
| 33 | -> ''Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?'' |
| 34 | -->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Oa1n3VN5o commenting]] on a line from the Japanese dub of ''Film/GodzillaAgainstMechagodzilla'' |
| 35 | |
| 36 | ->''"All we need is somebody to lean on," I was hearing those Website/{{Google}} commercials as "All we need is somebody's Toys/{{amiibo}}." Then again, [[CrackIsCheaper it's truer!]]'' |
| 37 | -->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''' |
| 38 | |
| 39 | ->I love you when you're singing that song and\ |
| 40 | I got a lump in my throat because\ |
| 41 | You're gonna sing the words wrong |
| 42 | --> "Riptide" by Vance Joy (These ''are'' [[https://play.google.com/music/preview/Tekwphtx24juozsuewbmm5fvlyy?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-lyrics the actual lyrics]], in case you were wondering.) |
| 43 | |
| 44 | ->John D. [=MacDonald=] tells the story of how for weeks his son was terrified of something he called "the green ripper." [=MacDonald=] and his wife finally figured it out -- at a dinner party, a friend had mentioned the Grim Reaper. What their son had heard was ''green ripper'', and later it became the title of one of [=MacDonald=]'s Travis [=McGee=] stories. |
| 45 | -->Creator/StephenKing's nonfiction work ''Danse Macabre'', explaining the origin of the title for eighteenth book in the ''Literature/TravisMcGee'' series. |
| 46 | |
| 47 | !!!Commonly misheard phrases |
| 48 | -> ''Wrapped up like a douche'' (''Revved up like a duece'') |
| 49 | -->-- "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band (The original Bruce Springsteen version is clearer) |
| 50 | |
| 51 | -> ''Dance on me balls, cat fucking a handbag'' (''Dansa med oss, Klappa era händer'')\ |
| 52 | ''Yours, only, yours,'' (''Gör som vi gör'')\ |
| 53 | ''A walrus tickle dancepad'' (''Ta några steg åt vänster'')\ |
| 54 | ''It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said,'' (''Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen'')\ |
| 55 | ''"Look, Harry had a vagina malfunction!"'' (''Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen'') |
| 56 | -->-- [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIBmi7gV7Zc A very memetic mishearing]] of "Caramelldansen", which is originally in Swedish. |
| 57 | |
| 58 | -> ''Barusamikosu yappa irahende'' (I don't want balsamic vinegar after all)\ |
| 59 | ''Yōsho ni noreta niōdachi no sensei'' (Teacher with an imposing pose, riding from an important position)\ |
| 60 | ''Messō mo nai misairu honten'' (Ridiculous missile head office)\ |
| 61 | ''Metta ni aenu kyarameru tantei'' (Caramel detective you can rarely meet) |
| 62 | -->-- An alternative mishearing of "Caramelldansen" in Japanese, which eventually became [[AscendedMeme the song's official Japanese lyrics]]. |
| 63 | |
| 64 | ->''Hamster! (Master!)\ |
| 65 | A Dentist! (Apprentice!)\ |
| 66 | Hard Porn! (Heartborne!)\ |
| 67 | Creator/StevenSeagal[=/=]Seagull! (Seventh Seeker!)\ |
| 68 | [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario!]] (Warrior!)\ |
| 69 | This Rifle/[[ProductPlacement iPhone]]! (Disciple!)\ |
| 70 | And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!)'' |
| 71 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish|Band}}'s ''Wishmaster'' song |
| 72 | |
| 73 | ->''Snoo [[MemeticMutation PINGAS]] usual, I see!'' |
| 74 | -->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' |
| 75 | |
| 76 | ->Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)\ |
| 77 | We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)\ |
| 78 | If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)\ |
| 79 | [[Series/AmericanIdol CLAY AIKEN]]! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\ |
| 80 | Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)\ |
| 81 | [[PublicExecution Hang the black fag to the end of the mast!]] (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)\ |
| 82 | Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)\ |
| 83 | Land [[TheOldestProfession WHORE!!!]] (Land HO!!!)\ |
| 84 | [[MemeticMolester We're touching black fags wherever we go!]] (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!) |
| 85 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Series/LazyTown's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]] |
| 86 | |
| 87 | -> Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
| 88 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
| 89 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\ |
| 90 | Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}! |
| 91 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", VideoGame/GodOfWarII |
| 92 | |
| 93 | -> When the light's out\ |
| 94 | It's contagious!\ |
| 95 | Here we are now\ |
| 96 | ''In containers!''\ |
| 97 | ''Avocado, and potato''\ |
| 98 | ''In containers!'' |
| 99 | -->--Misheard lyrics for ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg Smells Like Teen Spirit]]'' |
| 100 | |
| 101 | -> DENNNNIS!\ |
| 102 | DENNNNIS!\ |
| 103 | DENNNNIS!\ |
| 104 | DENNNNIS! |
| 105 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneztcvUMcY Ghetsis Theme]]", VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite |
| 106 | |
| 107 | -> "GO, GO. SANTA RIPOFF!" |
| 108 | -->-- Misheard lyrics to Chairman Rose's battle theme in ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield''. |
| 109 | |
| 110 | -> We had lots of the dreams, all creatures were most exploited\ |
| 111 | Honor and pay for each but there is no answer\ |
| 112 | We wind up and slip in through a trained ferret.\ |
| 113 | We are lots of the shit\ |
| 114 | But only been there three answers\ |
| 115 | before I caught the question\ |
| 116 | And slowly, I wish myself a long dream\ |
| 117 | but cannot hear myself wishing\ |
| 118 | We had lots of the people, who are the dreams, the ground receptive\ |
| 119 | Inquire to the poured concrete\ |
| 120 | Slowly, but there is no answer, or if there is, we don't understand...\ |
| 121 | \ |
| 122 | When i talk to the trees\ |
| 123 | O'great trees who have learned to speak slowly\ |
| 124 | I know that they believe that they have an answer\ |
| 125 | Then i walk in the city where i cannot hear it\ |
| 126 | When i talk to the city\ |
| 127 | I have already learned three answers\ |
| 128 | Before i call the question\ |
| 129 | And slowly, i wish myself among trees\ |
| 130 | But can not hear myself wishing\ |
| 131 | When i talk to the people\ |
| 132 | Who are the trees that grow in the city\ |
| 133 | They reply with a fond kindness, slowly\ |
| 134 | But there is no answer\ |
| 135 | For experience to be made by mistake |
| 136 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone" |
| 137 | |
| 138 | ->''Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]] \ |
| 139 | Boku touch it PENIS \ |
| 140 | Wow Wow PENIS \ |
| 141 | Kimi touch it PENIS \ |
| 142 | \ |
| 143 | Wow Wow VENUS \ |
| 144 | Bokutachi VENUS \ |
| 145 | Wow Wow VENUS \ |
| 146 | Kimitachi VENUS'' |
| 147 | -->-- Misheard and actual lines from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]] |
| 148 | |
| 149 | -> ''Might can [[{{Troll}} trollz]] everything.'' |
| 150 | -->-- Mishearing of '''Vergil's''' catchphrase "Might controls everything" from ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening'', made particularly relevant by his [[ThatOneBoss infamy]]. |
| 151 | |
| 152 | -> '''Captain America:''' Sergeant Strike (Stars And Stripes)! \ |
| 153 | '''Cyclops:''' {{ComicBook/Jean|Grey}}'s nicer (Gene Splicer)! \ |
| 154 | '''Wolverine:''' [[MundaneUtility Grill Claw]] (Drill Claw)! \ |
| 155 | '''Dr. Strange:''' By the forty hoes of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]] (By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth)! \ |
| 156 | '''Thor:''' [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Buy Odin's beer]] (By Odin's beard)! \ |
| 157 | '''Sagat:''' Tiger Robocop (Uppercut)! \ |
| 158 | '''M. Bison:''' [[SmugSnake Know who you are]]! (unknown original line) \ |
| 159 | '''Ryu:''' I would like some fruitcake (Tatsumaki Senpukyaku)! Are you ken? (Hadouken!) Sure you can (Shoryuken)! \ |
| 160 | '''Alex:''' You can't have snake (You can't escape)! \ |
| 161 | '''Mai Shiranui:''' Me boingy (Nippon Ichi)! \ |
| 162 | '''Geese:''' I'll extend my hands, with your bra (I'll stain my hands, with your blood)/Deadly Rape (Rave)! \ |
| 163 | '''Spencer:''' Bionic... [[TalkLikeAPirate ARRRRRRR]]! (Arm!) |
| 164 | -->-- [[VideoGame/CapcomVs Many,]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter many,]] [[VideoGame/FatalFury many]] fighting games. [[Memes/VideoGames And there's plenty more where that came from]]. |
| 165 | |
| 166 | -> ''He did a good job cleaning up the place'' |
| 167 | -> ''But his bosses didn't like him, so they [[YouHaveFailedMe shot him in his face]]'' (into space) |
| 168 | -->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' first theme song, misheard and actual. [[MadScientist Not that they wouldn't be willing to.]] |
| 169 | |
| 170 | ->''[[TheNapoleon I'm a little man!]] (I'm a leading man)\ |
| 171 | [[CardCarryingVillain And I'm also evil!]] (And the lies I weave are)\ |
| 172 | [[RightHandCat Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)\ |
| 173 | [[KindheartedCatLover Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)'' |
| 174 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Music/FallOutBoy's "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" song |
| 175 | |
| 176 | ->Oooh, I'm an alien\ |
| 177 | [[AliensAreBastards I'm an]] ''[[AliensAreBastards evil]]'' [[AliensAreBastards alien]] (I'm a legal alien)\ |
| 178 | I'm an Englishman in New York |
| 179 | -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Music/{{Sting}}'s Englishman in New York |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->"We would have to change the attitude of everyone on Earth to make them a PENIS! (obey us) In every way! |
| 182 | -->-- '''Dr. Kochin''', [[Anime/DragonBallZ Dragon Ball Z: The World's Strongest]], "Big Green" dub |
| 183 | |
| 184 | ->"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi? (eh, Luigi?)" |
| 185 | -->-- '''Mario''', ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' and the subject of many a ''YouTubePoop''. |
| 186 | |
| 187 | ->"And YOU go to hell! (And YOU gotta help us!) |
| 188 | -->-- '''Luigi''', ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' (From the same cutscene as the above) |
| 189 | |
| 190 | ->"[[MemeticMutation So long, gay Bowser!]]" (So long, King-a Bowser!) |
| 191 | -->-- '''Mario''' (when he throws Bowser into a mine), ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->"D'oh, I missed!" ([[GratuitousGerman So ein mist!]])[[note]]An amusing example of a Mondegreen which actually makes a phrase ''less rude'' compared to the original - translated from German to English, the original phrase literally translates as "Such a crap!", but can be more naturally read as "Goddamn it!"[[/note]] |
| 194 | -->--'''Wario''', ''[[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario Party 2]]'' |
| 195 | |
| 196 | ->(...)\ |
| 197 | Where the what the where the soup was\ |
| 198 | Where the what the where the soup was\ |
| 199 | (...)\ |
| 200 | Hey, what's up\ |
| 201 | Hey, what's up\ |
| 202 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
| 203 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
| 204 | Where's the soup, where's the song\ |
| 205 | That damned song, that damned song\ |
| 206 | That damned song, that damned song\ |
| 207 | Deus song, deus song |
| 208 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNv1ImIa1-4 Imperial Guard Theme]] (choir and percussion version) |
| 209 | |
| 210 | ->Paul, I need this soup for my lady!\ |
| 211 | No, there is no soup for your lady.\ |
| 212 | Paul, I got this soup for my lady,\ |
| 213 | go reheat this soup for my lady!\ |
| 214 | \ |
| 215 | Shit, I spilled my tomato soup. Chaos soup. Tomato soup.\ |
| 216 | Shit, I spilled my tomato soup. Chaos soup. Tomato soup. |
| 217 | -->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60 Ultramarine Chant]] from ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000ChaosGate'' |
| 218 | |
| 219 | ->O shikarniy sup navarili, (O, have cooked a superb soup)\ |
| 220 | O velikiy sup navarili, (O, have cooked a great soup)\ |
| 221 | O shikarniy sup navarili,\ |
| 222 | O velikiy sup navarili,\ |
| 223 | \ |
| 224 | Yesh sup, goryachiy sup, (Eat soup, hot soup)\ |
| 225 | Yesh sup, goryachiy sup... |
| 226 | -->--The same song misheard by Russian-speaking people. It actually became a huge meme in Russian internet. |
| 227 | |
| 228 | ->Over and under and then up for air |
| 229 | -->-- Actual lyrics to a song sung by Music/SpikeJones's group |
| 230 | |
| 231 | ->Over and under and then up ''[[AssShove her ass]]'' |
| 232 | -->-- Lyrics misheard sufficiently often that the company rapidly recalled the records and removed the song from the market. |
| 233 | |
| 234 | ->And her mangy little dog.\ |
| 235 | And her amazing little dog. |
| 236 | -->-- Which version did the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch]] say, when she had Dorothy and the others trapped? |
| 237 | |
| 238 | ->I SAY 'CRY'! I SAY 'LIE'! I SAY 'RISE AGAIN'!\ |
| 239 | [[WarIsHell WAR! I HATE WAR! I HATE WAR!]] |
| 240 | -->"[=aLIEz=]" from ''Anime/AldnoahZero''. The actual lyrics are a multi-lingual [[WordSaladLyrics word salad]]. |
| 241 | |
| 242 | ->[[AC:Turn back the dial, [[PerfectlyCromulentWord deplug]] your vinyl]]\ |
| 243 | [[AC:Sam tried to clean up Dickbutt the Fighter]]\ |
| 244 | [[AC:Turn back the Play-Doh, Big Bang tomato]]\ |
| 245 | [[AC:G-5, G-5 oh, G-5 UsefulNotes/JoeBiden]] |
| 246 | -->-- A few interpretations of some lyrics of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU The Training Room]], ''VideoGame/OmikronTheNomadSoul''. Lyrics are actually "[[AC:Turn back and climb up, defy your rival]]". |
| 247 | |
| 248 | -> I hop off the plane at L-A-X\ |
| 249 | with a dream and my cardigan.\ |
| 250 | Welcome to the land of fame and sex (fame excess);\ |
| 251 | am I gonna fit in? |
| 252 | -->--Music/MileyCyrus, "Party in the USA" (Note that "fame and sex" rhymes with the opening line, while "fame excess" doesn't.) |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ->Secret [[FreudWasRight Screwius Wave!]] ("Secret Strike!" and "Furious Wave!" mashed together due to crappy sound mixing) |
| 255 | -->-- '''[[spoiler:Stella]]''', ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin]]'' |
| 256 | |
| 257 | ->The smell of black chicks just put my spine out of place! (This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place!) |
| 258 | -->-- Commonly misheard line from Music/DavidBowie's "Suffragette City" |
| 259 | |
| 260 | ->''(clickclick)'' ROCKET LAWN CHAIR! (ROCKET LAUNCHER!) |
| 261 | -->-- '''The announcer''' used from ''VideoGame/MetalSlug X'' onwards |
| 262 | |
| 263 | ->Code Monkey likes Cheetos (likes Fritos)\ |
| 264 | Code Monkey like a tab of Mountain Dew (likes Tab or Mountain Dew)\ |
| 265 | Code Monkey very simple man\ |
| 266 | With big warm fuzzy secret part (With big warm fuzzy secret '''heart''')\ |
| 267 | Code Monkey like you\ |
| 268 | Code Monkey like you |
| 269 | -->-- {{Music/Jonathan Coulton}}'s "Code Monkey" (aka the RealSongThemeTune to [[WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys the show of the same name]].) |
| 270 | |
| 271 | -> ''[[MemeticMutation Onore]]'' '''[[FreudWasRight DICKEIDO!]]''' ("Curse you, DECADE!") |
| 272 | -->-- '''Narutaki''' always blames ''Series/KamenRiderDecade'' whenever things doesn't go as he intends. |
| 273 | |
| 274 | ->Here comes love\ |
| 275 | It's not funny (like honey)\ |
| 276 | You can't buy it with money |
| 277 | -->-- "Crystal" by New Order |
| 278 | |
| 279 | ->Xbox, Pekingese, near a bear, manatee, (''Estuans interius Ira vehementi'') |
| 280 | ->Bells, frogs, big cherries, Peter Pan, magic cheese, (''Estuans interius Ira vehementi'') |
| 281 | ->SEPHIROTH! |
| 282 | -->-- "One Winged Angel", ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' |
| 283 | |
| 284 | -> WOOP! WOOP! [[CopKiller Assassin de la police]]! |
| 285 | -->-- What many French speakers hear during the chorus of KRS-One's "Sound of da Police" |
| 286 | |
| 287 | -> I'll be the Marth, (''audi famam'') |
| 288 | -> E.G., Noob, (''ilius'') |
| 289 | -> So this is Yoshi's B, (''solus in hostes ruit'') |
| 290 | -> This monkey wants to hug him! (''et patriam servavit'') |
| 291 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''[='=]s main theme |
| 292 | |
| 293 | -> SHIT! ROCK! YEAH! |
| 294 | -->--'''Knuckles the Echidna''', ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'' |
| 295 | |
| 296 | -> "Bear this [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Torchic]]" (torch) |
| 297 | -->-- "Lifelight", ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' |
| 298 | |
| 299 | -> "I like {{Film/Gamera}}" |
| 300 | -->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ Gentleman]]", {{Music/PSY}} |
| 301 | |
| 302 | -> Easy does it\ |
| 303 | Easy does it\ |
| 304 | Make up something to say no to (They got something to say mental) |
| 305 | -->-- [[Music/DemonDaysAlbum "Kids With Guns"]], {{Music/Gorillaz}} |
| 306 | |
| 307 | ->I wonder if you know\ |
| 308 | How they live in Tokyo\ |
| 309 | If you see it then you mean it\ |
| 310 | Then you know you have to go\ |
| 311 | {{CLAUSTROPHOBIA}}! Dick, dick, dick! (FAST AND FURIOUS! Drift, drift, drift!) |
| 312 | -->-- "Tokyo Drift" (famously used in the ''Fast And Furious'' [[Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift movie of the same name]]), by Teriyaki Boyz |
| 313 | |
| 314 | ->"Gotta go, gotta go gotta go!" (ya-yo, ya-yo ya-yo) |
| 315 | -->-- Creator/FourKidsEntertainment opening of ''Manga/OnePiece'' |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->"Heh...disguised toast." ("This guy's toast.") |
| 318 | -->-- Summon quote for the [[https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/SI:7_Agent SI:7 Agent]], ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft'', consequently adopted as a name by popular ''Hearthstone'' streamer Disguised Toast. |
| 319 | |
| 320 | -> All right...\ |
| 321 | She dropped the cheesecake... (jigyeoun shisogeim) |
| 322 | -->-- Commonly misheard lyrics from the chorus of "Trivia 轉: Seesaw", Music/{{BTS}} |
| 323 | |
| 324 | -> There's no chicken (Stars don't twinkle)\ |
| 325 | In the Shower (Moons don't shine)\ |
| 326 | There's no chicken\ |
| 327 | in the shower |
| 328 | -->-- "For True Story", ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
| 329 | |
| 330 | -> Let the joy of love give you cancer (an answer) |
| 331 | -->-- "Great Days", ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable'' |
| 332 | |
| 333 | ->[=JoJo!=] Roll the weed! ([=JoJo!=] Golden wind!) |
| 334 | -->-- "Il Vento D'Oro", ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind'' |
| 335 | |
| 336 | -> Oh, [[Creator/HughGrant Hugh]] [[Creator/HughJackman Hugh]] (Oh, you, you)\ |
| 337 | There's no whacking out of you (There's no one meaner than you!)\ |
| 338 | Oh, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mew Mew]] (Oh, you, you)\ |
| 339 | There's [[MoonLandingHoax no walking on the moon]]! (There's no one meaner than yoooooou!!) |
| 340 | -->-- chorus to Razorteeth's VillainSong, ''In Search of the Titanic'' (a.k.a. ''Tentacolino''); misheard lyrics courtesy of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic |
| 341 | |
| 342 | -> I will '''BURN MY BREAD''' |
| 343 | -->-- "Burn My Dread", ''VideoGame/Persona3'' |
| 344 | |
| 345 | -> Ha ha ha, get the fuck out\ |
| 346 | Yo yo, happy birthday\ |
| 347 | Come get drunk on stream\ |
| 348 | Bifuteki bogega\ |
| 349 | |
| 350 | ->YOU DIE!\ |
| 351 | I can't give all these gifts back\ |
| 352 | YOU DIE!\ |
| 353 | I came today |
| 354 | -->-- "MUST DIE", ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCentralFiction'' |
| 355 | |
| 356 | ->On the first day of Christmas, no cardboard (snow-covered) trees I see |
| 357 | -->-- '''The Reliable Reindeer''', as featured in WebVideo/StuartAshen's and WebVideo/NerdCubed's 2019 advent calendar series. [[spoiler:Guess what Dan gets on Day 10.]] |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->Bring Sally up\ |
| 360 | Bring Sally down |
| 361 | -->-- Folk song SampledUp in "Flower" by Music/{{Moby}} (the actual lyric is "Green Sally up / Green Sally down"). Circa 2018, it became the basis for a popular exercise challenge, almost always referred to as "Bring Sally Up". |
| 362 | |
| 363 | ->A ghost tried to approach me and got Larry (leery) |
| 364 | -->--"A Ghost's Pumpkin Soup", ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' |
| 365 | |
| 366 | ->I'm living on such sweet nothing! |
| 367 | -->-- Actual lyrics in ''Sweet Nothing'' |
| 368 | |
| 369 | ->I'm living on ''Sexy Elephant''! |
| 370 | -->-- Lyrics [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhHOEs-1tQM misheard]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3d7ihP8lZA here, too]]. [[https://www.beaut.ie/life/its-not-just-you-florence-and-her-sexy-elephant-have-confused-the-world-73997 Discussed here.]] |
| 371 | |
| 372 | ->Think of ComicBook/{{Batman}} [[ToiletHumor pooping snakes]]. |
| 373 | ->When you leave the moon behind |
| 374 | ->[[BlackComedy You'll see him when you die!]] |
| 375 | ->You can fly! You can fly! You can fly! |
| 376 | -->--memetic lyrics to the ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan'' song "You Can Fly". |
| 377 | |
| 378 | ->Saw some cookies, great big cookies, they ate up all the people |
| 379 | ->She's got fake boobs. Great big fake boobs. See here it's on the label. |
| 380 | ->One place for them, SANDPAPER AAH! |
| 381 | -->--Misheard Lyrics to ''O Fortuna''. |
| 382 | |
| 383 | ->She's got electric boobs! A monkey suit! (She's got electric boots, a mohair suit) |
| 384 | -->-- [[Music/EltonJohn "Benny and the Jets"]] |
| 385 | |
| 386 | ->Hold me closer, Creator/TonyDanza! (Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer) |
| 387 | -->-- "Tiny Dancer" |
| 388 | |
| 389 | -> There's a bathroom on the right! |
| 390 | -> There's a baboon on the rise! |
| 391 | -->-- [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival "Bad Moon Rising"]] |
| 392 | |
| 393 | -> And then [[WouldHurtAChild I shot a kid]], and bought a new TV [[labelnote:Actual lyric (in Italian)]]E non lasciare che, paure inutili[[/labelnote]] |
| 394 | -->-- Common anglophone mondegreen of Emi, "Anima Libera" |
| 395 | |
| 396 | -> [[BestialityIsDepraved I WILL HAVE SEX WITH BEES AND THE EAGLES!]] |
| 397 | -> HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! POTATO PIZZA!! |
| 398 | -> HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!! POTATO PIZZA!! |
| 399 | -->-- A common English mondegreen of the first theme song to ''Anime/AttackOnTitan''. [[labelnote:Actual lyric (in German)]]Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wir sind der Jäger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wir sind der Jäger![[/labelnote]] One can only imagine that [[BigEater Sasha]] may have lost her mind... |
| 400 | |
| 401 | -> Make red leaves read porn (Make beliefs reborn)\ |
| 402 | It's a labrador (Myths in mind rethought)\ |
| 403 | Question a dead stone (Question all that's known)\ |
| 404 | Legends blew the Tom (Legends blurred and torn) |
| 405 | -->-- Misheard (and actual) lyrics of "Seven Rings In Hand" from ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' |
| 406 | |
| 407 | -> Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom |
| 408 | -> Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom |
| 409 | -->--Commonly misheard background vocals for "Circle of Life" from ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' |
| 410 | |
| 411 | -> Winter-Tee-Tag, Winter-Tee-Tag |
| 412 | -->-- One possible mondegreen on "Winter-Ade-Tag", the German version of "Winter Wrap-up" from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''; translates to "Winter Tea Day". Sometimes quoted or even sung by German bronies in jest. |
| 413 | |
| 414 | -> Winter-D-Tag, Winter-D-Tag |
| 415 | -->-- The other one that's even worse, for it translates to "[[UnfortunateImplications Winter D-Day]]". |
| 416 | |
| 417 | -> "I'm just sitting here nude, I'm just sitting here nudeeee!" [[labelnote:Actual lyric]] I'm just second-hand news, I'm just second-hand newssss! [[/labelnote]] |
| 418 | -->-- Fleetwood Mac, "Second-Hand News" |
| 419 | |
| 420 | ->Rise like a dragon!\ |
| 421 | '''[[WouldHitAGirl Punch a woman!]]'''\ |
| 422 | Hurricane force kick!\ |
| 423 | Got the twister, I'll twist 'em! |
| 424 | -->--The memetic mondegreen, thanks to an illustrated video, of the lyrics in the training stage for the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/TatsunokoVsCapcom'' [[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\ |
| 425 | "Rise like a dragon!\ |
| 426 | Punch 'em, won't miss 'em\ |
| 427 | It's a hurrricane force kick, got the twister, I'll twist em"\ |
| 428 | But the middle line is interrupted, making it sound like "Punch a woman." [[WouldHitAGirl Which you can do in the game anyway, since the game has female fighters]], so it's kind of appropriate in its inappropriateness.[[/labelnote]] |
| 429 | |
| 430 | -> "ANY PORN IN THE STORE?" [[labelnote:Actual lyric]] "Any port in the storm?" [[/labelnote]] |
| 431 | -->-- Mr. Krabs in ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Midlife Crustacean" |
| 432 | |
| 433 | -> I want a little bit of this and that\ |
| 434 | I take a sip of this and a hit at that\ |
| 435 | I'ma have everything on the brack |
| 436 | --> Music/KimPetras, "I Don't Want It At All", August 2017. [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I want a little bit of this and that/I take a sip of this and a hit at that/I'ma have everything on the rack". Brack is an old Scottish dialect word for a pool of salty water or an old word for a flaw in cloth (strange, as the song was ''about'' designer clothes), and it's not clear where this mondegreen came from.[[/labelnote]] |
| 437 | |
| 438 | -> Touching the cow, touching the cow! |
| 439 | -->-- Music/{{Polysics}}, opening song to ''Manga/CellsAtWorkCodeBlack'' [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"Tachimukau", meaning "go against it"[[/labelnote]] |
| 440 | |
| 441 | -> I know that Carter will look after me... |
| 442 | -->-- Music/{{Magazine}}, "Model Worker"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I know the cadre will look after me", which [[ItMakesSenseInContext makes sense in context]]. However, some [[ViewersAreGeniuses listeners managed to miss that this was a love song phrased in the vocabulary of Chinese communist propaganda]], and took this as a satirical reference to then-US President UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter. Singer Howard Devoto didn't bother fighting the mistake very hard; when UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan replaced Carter, he started singing "I know that Reagan will look after me".[[/labelnote]] |
| 443 | |
| 444 | -> In an interstellar burst, I'm back to say the N-word! |
| 445 | -->-- Music/{{Radiohead}}, "Airbag"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe"[[/labelnote]] |
| 446 | |
| 447 | -> I'm a clown of fate! |
| 448 | -->-- "Armor-clad Faith", ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear -STRIVE-'' |
| 449 | |
| 450 | -> The window is open, so's that door, I didn't know they did that anymore! Who knew we owned a thousand[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]eight thousand[[/labelnote]] salad plates? |
| 451 | -->-- Princess Anna, "For the First Time in Forever", ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
| 452 | |
| 453 | -> '''MISTER RYAN!'''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"Let's start a riot"[[/labelnote]] |
| 454 | -->-- ''Music/ThreeDaysGrace'', "Riot" |
| 455 | |
| 456 | -> You've been sitting on that sidewalk\ |
| 457 | And it's me out on the drywall |
| 458 | -->-- Music/GreenDay, "When I Come Around"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"You've been searching for that someone/And it's me out on the prowl[[/labelnote]] |
| 459 | |
| 460 | -> [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica Boudica]] from Jamaica |
| 461 | -->-- Music/TheClash, "Safe European Home"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rude_boy Rudie]] come from Jamaica"[[/labelnote]] |
| 462 | |
| 463 | ->''"Malric is a dude!" (is doomed)'' |
| 464 | -->-- BattleCry of an Agatha Vanguard, ''VideoGame/ChivalryMedievalWarfare'' |
| 465 | |
| 466 | -> ''Fruity Marshmallow Krispies\ |
| 467 | Lots of fruity marshmallow shits (shapes)'' |
| 468 | -->-- '''Fruity Marshmallow Krispies commercial''' |
| 469 | |
| 470 | ->Anita is here and it's going on to yes\ |
| 471 | 'Swhy I'm upright\ |
| 472 | The kids were looking green but they're looking good again\ |
| 473 | 'Swhy I'm upright\ |
| 474 | Go and have a wrinkle time and everything's gonna be real fine\ |
| 475 | 'Swhy I'm upright, oh yeah |
| 476 | -->--Music/TheRamones, "Swallow My Pride"[[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\ |
| 477 | Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride\ |
| 478 | And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again\ |
| 479 | Swallow my pride\ |
| 480 | Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine\ |
| 481 | Swallow my pride, oh yeah[[/labelnote]] |
| 482 | |
| 483 | -> Poop my pants/Poop my tent |
| 484 | -->-- [[Film/Morbius2022 Off The Meds, EKSE]] [[labelnote:Actual lyrics (in Zulu)]]Bhuti ma veza veza/Bhuti ma Thenga thenga[[/labelnote]] |
| 485 | |
| 486 | ->'''''ONE MORE GOD REJECTED'''''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"War broke out in Heaven", [[TheUnintelligible probably]][[/labelnote]] |
| 487 | ->''I am the bug inside you!''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I am the Lord and Savior!"[[/labelnote]] |
| 488 | -->-- "Forced Battle" (sometimes known as "Fierce Battle"), ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne'' |
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