Line #1 Quotes/ServileSnarker


1	->'''Harry:''' Wait. You work for me?
2	->'''Cat Sith:''' I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.
3	-->--''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
4
5	->'''Martin:''' It's a surgery, not a sewing circle!\
6	'''Pauline:''' Where's your desk?\
7	'''Martin:''' In the removal van.\
8	'''Pauline:''' And where's ''mine''?\
9	'''Martin:''' It's here.\
10	'''Pauline:''' Exactly. So, ssh.
11	-->--''Series/DocMartin'', "The Wrong Goodbye"
12
13	->'''Alfred:''' You know, there are easier ways to earn frequent flyer points, sir.
14	->'''Batman:''' [[SarcasmMode Very funny, Alfred.]]
15	->'''Alfred:''' Why, thank you. [[LampshadeHanging Just a few more remarks like that, and I'll have earned my spot in the "Sarcastic Butlers Hall of Fame."]]
16	-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''
17
18	->'''Tagon:''' Is that how your job goes? I've never been clear on what "adjut" means, so "adjutant" is a complete mystery.\
19	'''Ennesby:''' It's from ancient Earth languages. "Ad" means "towards" and "jut" means "stick out." Idiomatically, it means that your adjutant is the person who sticks it to you.
20	-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
21
22	->'''Damian:''' Watch yourself, Pennyworth. I'm not too young to understand sarcasm.\
23	'''Alfred:''' While I am much too old to care.
24	-->--''WesternAnimation/SonOfBatman''
25
26	->'''Patron:''' Yoo-hoo, waiter? If I don't get something to drink soon I'm gonna die.
27	->'''Geoffrey:''' You promise?
28	-->--''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'', "Winner Takes Off"
29
30	->'''Yang:''' Are you mocking me now?
31	->'''Blake:''' Of course not, [[BlatantLies I would never dare to mock or attempt to make you feel any sort of discomfort Mistress.]]
32	-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10318879/2/World-Of-Strays World Of Strays]]''
33
34	->'''[[RobotBuddy The Accessory:]]''' Revival successful. Please minimize wasteful expenditure of life.
35	-->--''VideoGame/FreedomWars''
36
37	->'''[[RichBitch C.C. Babcock]]:''' Dear Niles, always so witty. Especially for a servant.
38	->'''Niles:''' At least when I offer something, people take it.
39	-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "Deep Throat"
40
41	->'''Brody:''' How did you ''ever'' get to be a butler?\
42	'''Bertram:''' Well, I wanted to be an obnoxious rich guy, but the job was filled.
43	-->--''Series/{{Jessie}}''
44
45	->'''Kagura:''' I'm gonna need your help on this one, Hibiki.\
46	'''Hibiki, smiling:''' You need my help on every one, sir.
47	-->--''VideoGame/BlazBlueChronophantasma''
48
49	->'''Vincent:''' ''[after pictures exposing his affair with Olivia come out]'' Daniel, you're my lawyer. I need you to fix this.\
50	'''Daniel:''' Well, we could create a time machine and have you make better choices.
51	-->--''Film/TheValet''
52
53	->'''Zero:''' How many times do we need to have this conversation?\
54	'''Phase:''' [[LiteralistSnarking Two, three, sometimes four times a day, apparently.]]\
55	'''Zero:''' I want answers, Phase.\
56	'''Phase:''' You want a lot of things.\
57	'''Zero:''' Don't talk to me like I'm other people.\
58	'''Phase:''' How do you want me to talk to you?\
59	'''Zero:''' Like I'm your boss, not one of your Shatter stans.
60	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueFamilyShatters'', "Walk & Talk"

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