Line #115 Haiku/TeamFortress2


1	Identical teams\
2	Of funny mercenaries\
3	Battle to the death
4
5	''[[AC:The Scout]]''\
6	Small and annoying\
7	This Boston brat runs quickly\
8	Someone shut him up
9
10	''[[AC:The Soldier]]''\
11	Square jawed and crew-cut\
12	No grip on reality\
13	Bona-fide batshit
14
15	''[[AC:The Pyro]]''\
16	Mumbling though gas mask\
17	Asbestos-clad enigma\
18	Sets people on fire
19
20	''[[AC:The Demoman]]''\
21	Black Scottish Cyclops\
22	Makes people explode a lot\
23	Chugs scrumpy--KA-BEEEEWM
24
25	''[[AC:The Heavy]]''\
26	Giant Russian man\
27	Says your whole team is babies\
28	Talks to food and guns
29
30	''[[AC:The Engineer]]''\
31	Quiet Texas guy\
32	Builds stuff to aid defenses\
33	Answer? Use more gun
34
35	''[[AC:The Medic]]''\
36	Call for the doctor\
37	He may come heal you, or not\
38	Hurting is more fun
39
40	''[[AC:The Sniper]]''\
41	Lone-wolf Aussie bloke\
42	Pops heads, calls others wankers\
43	Weird issues with pee
44
45	''[[AC:The Spy]]''\
46	Dastardly French spy\
47	Seeks new people to backstab\
48	He's not on your side
49
50	''[[AC:The Administrator]]''\
51	Angry chain smoker\
52	Yells at always-fighting clones\
53	Don't cross the lady
54
55	It doesn't matter\
56	As to who wins or loses\
57	Eternal stalemate
58	-->-[[{{Tropers/Stealth}} Stealth]]
59
60	FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!\
61	YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!\
62	MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC!
63	-->[[{{Tropers/LNERfan}} LNER fan]]
64
65	I just got ubered.\
66	Now is a good time to run.\
67	I AM BULLETPROOF!
68	-->Tropers/RayneCyro
69
70	An electronic chirp.\
71	Explosion of viscera.\
72	The Scottish laughs fall.
73	-->Hyruleboy
74
75	Battle of two teams,\
76	But who cares about the fight?\
77	It's about the hats.
78	-->Tropers/TheAlbinoPrimid
79
80	Phlogistinator\
81	Ten seconds full crits for fire\
82	Pro raging ensues\
83
84	-->[[{{Tropers/FameTV}} N]]
85
86	Some guys with red clothes\
87	Fight with some guys with blue clothes\
88	And they all have hats.
89	-->The Mike
90
91	Your teammates are dead\
92	Heavy and Medic draw near\
93	Swiftly comes your fate.
94	-->AdamC
95
96	''Team Fortress 2'' hats\
97	Sold them to some guy online\
98	I got twenty bucks
99	-->-- @/{{Ian07}}
100
101	''[[AC:Ubercharge]]''\
102	Mad doctor cackles.\
103	Angry fat Russian fires gun.\
104	Fighter's worst nightmare.
105	-->~Oblivion23
106
107	Baby face blaster.\
108	Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.\
109	Hit-and-run is fun.
110	-->Tropers/CleverPun
111
112	Rescue Ranger? Meh.\
113	I'd rather have my shotgun.\
114	My buildings are fine.
115	-->Tropers/CleverPun
116
117	''[[AC:Spycicle]]''\
118	Cold weapon protects\
119	Warmth is a lesser threat now\
120	I still hate pyros
121	-->Tropers/CleverPun
122
123	''[[AC:Axtinguisher]]''\
124	Set on fire, then smack\
125	enemy for melee crit.\
126	Overpowered? No.
127
128	Archimedes, no!\
129	Get out of that man's rib-cage!\
130	Sorry about that.
131	-->-Inceptiond
132
133	[[WMG:In-game haiku:]]
134
135	''[[AC:Killer's Kabuto]]''\
136	A haiku for war.\
137	To defeat one's enemies.\
138	Honor the crocket.
139
140	''[[AC:Fan O'War]]''\
141	Winds of Gravel Pit\
142	Scout brings on his deadly fan!\
143	You are marked for death
144
145	''[[AC:Concheror]]''\
146	With buff, some damage\
147	Dished out by nearby teammates\
148	Comes back as healing
149
150	''[[AC:Half-Zatoichi]]''\
151	Soldiers and Demos\
152	Can duel with katanas\
153	For a one-hit kill
154
155	''[[AC:Conniver's Kunai]]''\
156	Start off with low health\
157	Kill somebody with this knife\
158	Steal all of their health
159
160	''[[AC:Samur-Eye]]''\
161	One-eyed scottish drunk\
162	Dons his helmet for battle\
163	Blacks out, misses war
164
165	''[[AC:Dread Knot]]''\
166	Crybabies cower\
167	At the approach of fat man\
168	With terrible hair
169
170	''[[AC:Geisha Boy]]''\
171	Frog leaps into pond\
172	Lotus blossoms fall to earth\
173	Medic has girl's hair
174
175	''[[AC:Noh Mercy]]''\
176	Chain-smoking Frenchman\
177	Skulks in shadows, then attacks\

Context Haiku / TeamFortress2