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1I lie all the time,\
2I do it ForTheEvulz!\
3It is so much fun.
4
5-Amazingly Enough
6
7I lie to people\
8To gain benefit. Why so?\
9I'm so good at it.
10
11I manipulate\
12Others to get what I want\
13I'm such a JerkAss
14
15I can make you do\
16Anything I please, and you\
17Will read this haiku.\
18~[[Tropers/{{Dragonfire8181}} Dragonfire8181]]
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20I compel you to\
21Do things the way I wanted\
22You chose to do it\
23-Tropers/CrazyDawg
24
25Emotions are the\
26Smartest man's most useful tool\
27Would you not agree?
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