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Haiku: Manipulative Bastard

I lie all the time,
I do it For the Evulz!
It is so much fun.

-Amazingly Enough

I lie to people
To gain benefit. Why so?
I'm so good at it.

I manipulate
Others to get what I want
I'm such a Jerk Ass

I can make you do
Anything I please, and you
Will read this haiku.
~Dragonfire8181

I compel you to
Do things the way I wanted
You chose to do it
-Crazy Dawg

Emotions are the
Smartest man's most useful tool
Would you not agree?