I lie all the time,
I do it For the Evulz!
It is so much fun. -Amazingly Enough I lie to people
To gain benefit. Why so?
I'm so good at it. I manipulate
Others to get what I want
I'm such a Jerk Ass I can make you do
Anything I please, and you
Will read this haiku.
~Dragonfire8181 I compel you to
Do things the way I wanted
You chose to do it