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1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/528px_katsushika_hokusai___courtesan_asleep___google_art_project.jpg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:A {{Yamato Nadeshiko}} sleeping after reading a collection of ''haiku'' on this page. [[note]]''Courtesan Sleeping'' by Hokusai[[/note]]]]
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4	Trapped [[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife eternally]]\
5	Never-ending WikiWalk\
6	No escaping {{Tropes}}.
7	--> -- @/SpectrumFizz
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9	Hey, this site looks cool\
10	Think I'll click a link or two\
11	...Where did my life go?
12	--> -- {{@/Elan}}
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14	Tried to index [[Film/HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days page]]\
15	Link is on HaikuWiki\
16	But still won't show up.\
17	...\
18	Nevermind, my friends\
19	I was just too impatient\
20	It is now indexed.
21	--> -- {{@/Shukmeister}}
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23	Wiki catalogues \
24	Storytelling devices. \
25	Warning: [[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Addictive]].
26	--> -- {{@/Muramasan13}}
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28	Notability:\
29	It's for {{Website/Wikipedia}}s;\
30	Website/TVTropes has fun.
31	--> -- {{@/Reecer6}}
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33	Time to start homework \
34	Take a break on Website/TvTropes \
35	Work never gets done
36	--> -- {{@/Skysong8}}
37
38	[[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Your life is ruined]]\
39	[[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife Yet enhanced at the same time]];\
40	Will you join our ranks?
41	--> -- @/MewCookie
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43	Browsing [[MainPage TV Tropes]]\
44	[[WikiWalk Wiki Walk]] engulfs my life\
45	Wait...[[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife what time is it?]]
46	--> -- Tropers/MarioMaster2008
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48	If I should die soon\
49	Put a laptop in my grave\
50	...Zombies need tropes too.
51	--> -- {{@/DalekThay}}
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53	Now that you've come here\
54	Say goodbye to your spare time\
55	There is no escape
56	--> -- Tropers/DreamingDiva
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58	A smorgasbord of options\
59	Listing every detail from fiction\
60	Still, it's fun to stare at summaries
61	--> -- @/SabrinaDiamond
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63	^\
64	That's not a haiku;\
65	Far too many syllables.\
66	'Five-Seven-Five' scheme.
67	--> -- @/TheHeroHartmut
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69	^\
70	The haiku above\
71	Tells the story of my life\
72	I'm okay with this
73	--> -- @/MewCookie
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75	Do not insult me.\
76	Five syllables, then seven,\
77	Then five more? Easy.
78	--> -- @/StongRadd
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80	[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Abandon all hope]]\
81	[[DarthWiki/TvTropesWillRuinYourLife And productivity too]]\
82	[[WikiWalk Ye who enter here.]]
83	--> -- @/WanderlustWarrior
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85	Damn Wayback Machine! \
86	[[OldShame Not even April '04]]\
87	Will ever be shunned
88	-->-- @/{{Coachpill}}
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