1 | Identical teams\ |
2 | Of funny mercenaries\ |
3 | Battle to the death |
4 | |
5 | ''[[AC:The Scout]]''\ |
6 | Small and annoying\ |
7 | This Boston brat runs quickly\ |
8 | Someone shut him up |
9 | |
10 | ''[[AC:The Soldier]]''\ |
11 | Square jawed and crew-cut\ |
12 | No grip on reality\ |
13 | Bona-fide batshit |
14 | |
15 | ''[[AC:The Pyro]]''\ |
16 | Mumbling though gas mask\ |
17 | Asbestos-clad enigma\ |
18 | Sets people on fire |
19 | |
20 | ''[[AC:The Demoman]]''\ |
21 | Black Scottish Cyclops\ |
22 | Makes people explode a lot\ |
23 | Chugs scrumpy--KA-BEEEEWM |
24 | |
25 | ''[[AC:The Heavy]]''\ |
26 | Giant Russian man\ |
27 | Says your whole team is babies\ |
28 | Talks to food and guns |
29 | |
30 | ''[[AC:The Engineer]]''\ |
31 | Quiet Texas guy\ |
32 | Builds stuff to aid defenses\ |
33 | Answer? Use more gun |
34 | |
35 | ''[[AC:The Medic]]''\ |
36 | Call for the doctor\ |
37 | He may come heal you, or not\ |
38 | Hurting is more fun |
39 | |
40 | ''[[AC:The Sniper]]''\ |
41 | Lone-wolf Aussie bloke\ |
42 | Pops heads, calls others wankers\ |
43 | Weird issues with pee |
44 | |
45 | ''[[AC:The Spy]]''\ |
46 | Dastardly French spy\ |
47 | Seeks new people to backstab\ |
48 | He's not on your side |
49 | |
50 | ''[[AC:The Administrator]]''\ |
51 | Angry chain smoker\ |
52 | Yells at always-fighting clones\ |
53 | Don't cross the lady |
54 | |
55 | It doesn't matter\ |
56 | As to who wins or loses\ |
57 | Eternal stalemate |
58 | -->-[[{{Tropers/Stealth}} Stealth]] |
59 | |
60 | FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP!\ |
61 | YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA!\ |
62 | MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC! |
63 | -->[[{{Tropers/LNERfan}} LNER fan]] |
64 | |
65 | I just got ubered.\ |
66 | Now is a good time to run.\ |
67 | I AM BULLETPROOF! |
68 | -->Tropers/RayneCyro |
69 | |
70 | An electronic chirp.\ |
71 | Explosion of viscera.\ |
72 | The Scottish laughs fall. |
73 | -->Hyruleboy |
74 | |
75 | Battle of two teams,\ |
76 | But who cares about the fight?\ |
77 | It's about the hats. |
78 | -->Tropers/TheAlbinoPrimid |
79 | |
80 | Phlogistinator\ |
81 | Ten seconds full crits for fire\ |
82 | Pro raging ensues\ |
83 | |
84 | -->[[{{Tropers/FameTV}} N]] |
85 | |
86 | Some guys with red clothes\ |
87 | Fight with some guys with blue clothes\ |
88 | And they all have hats. |
89 | -->The Mike |
90 | |
91 | Your teammates are dead\ |
92 | Heavy and Medic draw near\ |
93 | Swiftly comes your fate. |
94 | -->AdamC |
95 | |
96 | ''Team Fortress 2'' hats\ |
97 | Sold them to some guy online\ |
98 | I got twenty bucks |
99 | -->-- @/{{Ian07}} |
100 | |
101 | ''[[AC:Ubercharge]]''\ |
102 | Mad doctor cackles.\ |
103 | Angry fat Russian fires gun.\ |
104 | Fighter's worst nightmare. |
105 | -->~Oblivion23 |
106 | |
107 | Baby face blaster.\ |
108 | Who needs jumping? Not this Scout.\ |
109 | Hit-and-run is fun. |
110 | -->Tropers/CleverPun |
111 | |
112 | Rescue Ranger? Meh.\ |
113 | I'd rather have my shotgun.\ |
114 | My buildings are fine. |
115 | -->Tropers/CleverPun |
116 | |
117 | ''[[AC:Spycicle]]''\ |
118 | Cold weapon protects\ |
119 | Warmth is a lesser threat now\ |
120 | I still hate pyros |
121 | -->Tropers/CleverPun |
122 | |
123 | ''[[AC:Axtinguisher]]''\ |
124 | Set on fire, then smack\ |
125 | enemy for melee crit.\ |
126 | Overpowered? No. |
127 | |
128 | Archimedes, no!\ |
129 | Get out of that man's rib-cage!\ |
130 | Sorry about that. |
131 | -->-Inceptiond |
132 | |
133 | [[WMG:In-game haiku:]] |
134 | |
135 | ''[[AC:Killer's Kabuto]]''\ |
136 | A haiku for war.\ |
137 | To defeat one's enemies.\ |
138 | Honor the crocket. |
139 | |
140 | ''[[AC:Fan O'War]]''\ |
141 | Winds of Gravel Pit\ |
142 | Scout brings on his deadly fan!\ |
143 | You are marked for death |
144 | |
145 | ''[[AC:Concheror]]''\ |
146 | With buff, some damage\ |
147 | Dished out by nearby teammates\ |
148 | Comes back as healing |
149 | |
150 | ''[[AC:Half-Zatoichi]]''\ |
151 | Soldiers and Demos\ |
152 | Can duel with katanas\ |
153 | For a one-hit kill |
154 | |
155 | ''[[AC:Conniver's Kunai]]''\ |
156 | Start off with low health\ |
157 | Kill somebody with this knife\ |
158 | Steal all of their health |
159 | |
160 | ''[[AC:Samur-Eye]]''\ |
161 | One-eyed scottish drunk\ |
162 | Dons his helmet for battle\ |
163 | Blacks out, misses war |
164 | |
165 | ''[[AC:Dread Knot]]''\ |
166 | Crybabies cower\ |
167 | At the approach of fat man\ |
168 | With terrible hair |
169 | |
170 | ''[[AC:Geisha Boy]]''\ |
171 | Frog leaps into pond\ |
172 | Lotus blossoms fall to earth\ |
173 | Medic has girl's hair |
174 | |
175 | ''[[AC:Noh Mercy]]''\ |
176 | Chain-smoking Frenchman\ |
177 | Skulks in shadows, then attacks\ |
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