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3 | [[folder:Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus]] |
4 | Teacher's chain comes off\ |
5 | When a student stops to help\ |
6 | Takes the bike and rides |
7 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
8 | |
9 | Just in time for class\ |
10 | Three sizes are a secret\ |
11 | But it's the wrong room |
12 | -->{{@/Nyperold}} |
13 | |
14 | New transfer student\ |
15 | Good thing in a small package\ |
16 | She's just ten years old?!? |
17 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
18 | |
19 | Cooking is so fun\ |
20 | Yay, it's ready! Or is it\ |
21 | Not cooking at all? |
22 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
23 | |
24 | Master and student\ |
25 | Chihiro's helping Chiyo?\ |
26 | Other way around |
27 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
28 | |
29 | Making her own lunch\ |
30 | And string figures, good at them\ |
31 | Not tongue twisters, though |
32 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
33 | |
34 | Forgotten homework\ |
35 | Chiyo cowers at the front\ |
36 | Tap power reduced |
37 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
38 | |
39 | Cooking is so fun\ |
40 | Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake!\ |
41 | Don't tell them to wait! |
42 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
43 | |
44 | Sakaki's scary\ |
45 | Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor?\ |
46 | Maybe really nice... |
47 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
48 | |
49 | Sakaki is cool\ |
50 | So say all the other girls\ |
51 | ...What was that cute thing? |
52 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
53 | |
54 | "Are you in a club?\ |
55 | I'm in astronomy club.\ |
56 | Would you be..." *runs off* |
57 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
58 | |
59 | What a nice spring day!\ |
60 | Look, a doggie being walked!\ |
61 | Stretch, and then go run |
62 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
63 | |
64 | Oh, hey, it's a cat\ |
65 | Should I try to pet it? Yeah.\ |
66 | What could it hurt-- *CHOMP* |
67 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
68 | |
69 | "Why's your hand wrapped up?"\ |
70 | "Maybe he was in a mood."\ |
71 | "Did she have a fight?" |
72 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
73 | |
74 | The same cat again\ |
75 | Good mood? A second attempt\ |
76 | Ends up the same way |
77 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
78 | |
79 | Tomo Takino\ |
80 | Hyper is her middle name\ |
81 | Or just "Wildcat" |
82 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
83 | |
84 | Yukari? I'm late!\ |
85 | Standing out in the hallway\ |
86 | Not that teacher cares |
87 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
88 | |
89 | Lasting five minutes,\ |
90 | Then ten, fifteen, and twenty,\ |
91 | At which point she falls |
92 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
93 | |
94 | Challenging Chiyo\ |
95 | Neither know the answer. Yay!\ |
96 | Now she says they're tied |
97 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
98 | |
99 | Going out for bread\ |
100 | A speedy return! Too bad\ |
101 | No one was timing |
102 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
103 | |
104 | Racing Sakaki\ |
105 | Starting with an advantage\ |
106 | Moving mountains back |
107 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
108 | |
109 | Tomo's in the lead?\ |
110 | Not for long; she falls behind\ |
111 | She's the runner-up! |
112 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
113 | |
114 | Another transfer\ |
115 | But she comes from Osaka\ |
116 | A new tsukkomi? |
117 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
118 | |
119 | Introductions made\ |
120 | Teacher expects Kansai-ben?\ |
121 | Reluctantly done |
122 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
123 | |
124 | Osaka busts myths\ |
125 | Takoyaki expected\ |
126 | "Nandeyanen?" "YAY!" |
127 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
128 | |
129 | Get it together\ |
130 | Paying attention in class? No.\ |
131 | Busy saying it |
132 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
133 | |
134 | Nickname acquired\ |
135 | But it's after her hometown\ |
136 | Now it's stuck for good |
137 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
138 | |
139 | Follow Osaka\ |
140 | Watch her wait at the crosswalk\ |
141 | Whoops, it's red again... |
142 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
143 | |
144 | Notice Chiyo-chan\ |
145 | She's a super-smart student\ |
146 | Not a smart aleck |
147 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
148 | |
149 | Osaka's spacey?\ |
150 | Soap slips, and handkerchief falls\ |
151 | Now it's soaking wet |
152 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
153 | |
154 | Those tiny bubbles\ |
155 | In my eyes make me track 'em\ |
156 | And miss everything |
157 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
158 | |
159 | A scream? Huge cockroach!\ |
160 | Tomo pursues, swatting friends\ |
161 | Before killing it |
162 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
163 | |
164 | Now it's on her book\ |
165 | Yukari cannot advise\ |
166 | Too squeamish to help |
167 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
168 | |
169 | Osaka races\ |
170 | Chiyo is slightly faster\ |
171 | Is she just too smart? |
172 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
173 | |
174 | Now for volleyball\ |
175 | Splitting into groups of six\ |
176 | What? Ten million yen? |
177 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
178 | |
179 | Served by Chihiro\ |
180 | Chiyo and Yomi set up\ |
181 | Sakaki's great spike |
182 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
183 | |
184 | What's Osaka's aim?\ |
185 | To be just like Sakaki\ |
186 | Not to take her out |
187 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
188 | |
189 | Tomo's power serve\ |
190 | Pegs the back of Chiyo's head\ |
191 | Will she be okay? |
192 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
193 | |
194 | Overhead passing\ |
195 | Osaka and Chiyo-chan\ |
196 | Get their facials here |
197 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
198 | |
199 | Osaka totters\ |
200 | Balanced badly, scaring them\ |
201 | Until she sits down |
202 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
203 | |
204 | Opening her lunch\ |
205 | Tomo finds a nice surprise\ |
206 | All her top three foods! |
207 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
208 | |
209 | Concentrating hard\ |
210 | Osaka pulls carefully\ |
211 | Splits her chopsticks clean |
212 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
213 | |
214 | Yomi likes spicy\ |
215 | Osaka can't handle it\ |
216 | Mischievous Yomi |
217 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
218 | |
219 | Osaka tries it\ |
220 | Now her mouth is burning up\ |
221 | Then she has hiccups |
222 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
223 | |
224 | Try drinking some juice\ |
225 | Now with plugged up ears and nose\ |
226 | But it doesn't work |
227 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
228 | |
229 | Balanced on chopsticks?\ |
230 | The cup falls off, spilling juice\ |
231 | Time for music class |
232 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
233 | |
234 | Hiccups don't help out\ |
235 | Playing a wind instrument\ |
236 | Will you knock that off?!? |
237 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
238 | |
239 | Osaka's hiccups\ |
240 | Have stayed over two hours\ |
241 | Will she die today? |
242 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
243 | |
244 | Next, the fear gambit\ |
245 | Please, Osaka, be afraid!\ |
246 | Chiyo's not scary |
247 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
248 | |
249 | Smacking on the back\ |
250 | Isn't good at curing them\ |
251 | That's when you're choking |
252 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
253 | |
254 | Spasms in the diaphragm\ |
255 | Punch in the solar plexus\ |
256 | Just puts her in pain |
257 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
258 | |
259 | Sakaki chimes in\ |
260 | She has a folk remedy\ |
261 | Just brew some kaki |
262 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
263 | |
264 | Ah, the classic cure\ |
265 | Holding your breath for a time\ |
266 | Whoops, that went too fast |
267 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
268 | |
269 | Push on the eyeballs\ |
270 | And when that doesn't do it\ |
271 | Pull on her tongue. Ow! |
272 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
273 | |
274 | Give it to someone?\ |
275 | Sounds a bit hokey, but still --\ |
276 | Don't give it to me! |
277 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
278 | |
279 | Could be that she's sick\ |
280 | What might be the problem here?\ |
281 | Probably the brain |
282 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
283 | |
284 | While they discuss\ |
285 | Chiyo notices they've stopped\ |
286 | But what was the cure? |
287 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
288 | |
289 | All's well that ends well\ |
290 | Except Chiyo has them now?\ |
291 | Try it all again! |
292 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
293 | |
294 | Sharks and dolphins are\ |
295 | Fish and mammals, so therefore\ |
296 | Snails are insects? |
297 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
298 | |
299 | Osaka's trying\ |
300 | To instigate a punch line\ |
301 | But they don't know it |
302 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
303 | |
304 | Chiyo's pigtails\ |
305 | Connected, detachable?\ |
306 | Could she get new ones? |
307 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
308 | |
309 | Jolted from her thought\ |
310 | Osaka's shaken awake\ |
311 | Hey! Don't fall asleep! |
312 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
313 | |
314 | Chiyo is called in\ |
315 | Kurosawa-sensei gives\ |
316 | her her new swimsuit |
317 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
318 | |
319 | Yukari comes in\ |
320 | Talks about going drinking\ |
321 | Now is not the time |
322 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
323 | |
324 | "Nyamo"? What's that?\ |
325 | Kurosawa's old nickname\ |
326 | Don't use it at work |
327 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
328 | |
329 | Yukari's messy\ |
330 | But she can find everything\ |
331 | ...The dictionary? |
332 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
333 | |
334 | Starts an avalanche\ |
335 | Chiyo holds it up, but then\ |
336 | is buried... again |
337 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
338 | |
339 | Tomo and Yomi\ |
340 | Outrank teachers easily\ |
341 | In terms of classmates |
342 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
343 | |
344 | Chiyo doesn't have\ |
345 | Any classmates from past grades\ |
346 | Isn't that a shock |
347 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
348 | |
349 | Tomo tells of bread\ |
350 | that evolved into monsters\ |
351 | ...It was made up, right? |
352 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
353 | |
354 | Minamo begins\ |
355 | To tell about Yukari\ |
356 | But Yukari sings |
357 | -->@/{{Nyperold}} |
358 | [[/folder]] |
359 | |
360 | Who is Nyperold?!\ |
361 | Azumanga's only fan?!\ |
362 | TOMO could do this! |
363 | -->@/{{Slopeslider}} |
364 | |
365 | [[EskimosArentReal "Reindeer don't exist,"]]\ |
366 | Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong.\ |
367 | Wails, [[VillainousBreakdown "I'm not stupid!"]] |
368 | -->@/NatTheWriter |
369 | |
370 | Nyamo is drunk\ |
371 | [[TheTalk And sharing some deep wisdom.]]\ |
372 | [[JustAKid Chiyo is baffled.]] |
373 | -->@/NatTheWriter |
374 | |
375 | Wow, there's a lot here!\ |
376 | So many clever haikus\ |
377 | About this weird show. |
378 | -->@/SgtFrog1 |
379 | |
380 | Okinawa mountains\ |
381 | Home to wildcats and trees\ |
382 | And [[spoiler: Sakaki's pet]] |
383 | -->@/ManCalledTrue |
384 | |
385 | "We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!"\ |
386 | "But why?! They're so..." ''[[{{Beat}} [a brief pause] ]]''\ |
387 | "Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..." |
388 | -->--@/TheHeroHartmut |
389 | |
390 | Farewell to their school\ |
391 | Yet they will all still be friends\ |
392 | Even with [[JerkAss Tomo]] |
393 | -->--/Bobbk |
394 | |
395 | Why do you all think\ |
396 | "Nyamo" has three syllables?\ |
397 | Nya. Mo. Only ''two''. |
398 | -->--@/SenseiLeRoof |
399 | |
400 | |
401 | Creepy orange cat...\ |
402 | Sakaki believes he is\ |
403 | Chiyo's real father. |
404 | -->--@/{{Ruise}} |
405 | |
406 | Summer vacation!\ |
407 | Tomo throws the keys away.\ |
408 | Everyone is pissed. |
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