1 | * Frank's and Elise's first meeting on the train: |
2 | --> '''Frank''': My name's Frank. |
3 | --> '''Elise''': That's a terrible name. |
4 | --> '''Frank''': ''[Shrugs]'' It's the only one I've got. |
5 | --> '''Elise''': Perhaps we can find you a new one. |
6 | |
7 | * Frank's attempts to invite Elise to dinner. |
8 | --> '''Elise''': Invite me to dinner, Frank? |
9 | --> '''Frank''': What? |
10 | --> '''Elise''': ''[Gives him a look]'' |
11 | --> '''Frank''': Would you like to have dinner? |
12 | --> '''Elise''': Women don't like questions. |
13 | --> '''Frank''': Join me for dinner. |
14 | --> '''Elise''': Too demanding. |
15 | --> '''Frank''': Join me for dinner? |
16 | --> '''Elise''': Another question. |
17 | --> '''Frank''': ''[Thinks for a moment]'' I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me. |
18 | --> '''Elise''': ''[Smiles at him]'' |
19 | |
20 | * When Frank sees Elise in her evening wear. |
21 | --> '''Frank''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]] |
22 | --> '''Elise''': ''[Gives look]''. |
23 | --> '''Frank''': You're ravenous. |
24 | --> '''Elise''': Do you mean 'ravishing'? |
25 | --> '''Frank''': I do. |
26 | --> '''Elise''': You're ravenous. |
27 | --> '''Frank''': I am. |
28 | |
29 | * When the two thugs are trying to break into Frank's hotel room and he calls the reception for help. |
30 | --> '''Frank''': ''[Into the phone]'' Hello? Please help! |
31 | --> '''Concierge''': ''[Answering phone]'' Buongiorno, signore. |
32 | --> '''Frank''': Buongiorno--I, I need help! There are two men trying to break down the door... |
33 | --> '''Concierge''': I see, what kind of problem do you have with the door, sir? |
34 | --> '''Frank''': No, no, no! There are two men with guns trying to break in! Dos hombres, con... con pistolas! |
35 | --> '''Concierge''': Your Spanish is excellent, sir. |
36 | --> '''Frank''': Thank you... |
37 | --> ''[The thugs start to shoot out the door lock]'' |
38 | --> '''Frank''': Ah, I gotta go! ''[Frank drops the phone and exits through the window]'' |
39 | --> '''Concierge''': Sir? ''[Slams down the receiver]'' American! |
40 | |
41 | * Frank's constant use of Spanish instead of Italian is pretty funny in just about every instance. |
42 | --> '''Frank''': ''Gracias.'' |
43 | --> '''Policeman''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' De nada. |
44 | |
45 | * Fleeing his would-be assailants, Frank runs along rooftops, leaps across a gap to an awning, and dashes through a crowded marketplace... in his pajamas. The chase ends when he runs into a policeman (literally), and is promptly arrested. (Yes, the whole sequence is ''very'' reminiscent of [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Jack Sparrow]].) |
46 | |
47 | * After Frank narrowly escapes the two thugs. |
48 | --> '''Policeman''': You wish to report a murder. |
49 | --> '''Frank''': Attempted murder. |
50 | --> '''Policeman''': That's not so serious. |
51 | --> '''Frank''': Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious. |
52 | |
53 | * Right after Shaw strangles an incompetent minion with a measuring tape. |
54 | --> '''Shaw''': ''[Checking new suit in mirror]'' Does it look all right? |
55 | --> '''Bodyguard''': ''[Nervous]'' Yes. Like always. |
56 | --> '''Shaw''': What's always? |
57 | --> '''Bodyguard''': Very good. |
58 | --> '''Shaw''': Yes, I think it looks all right. |
59 | |
60 | * Shaw referring to Alexander's stealing millions of dollars from him. |
61 | --> You know, Alexander was like a son to me. I loved him. That brilliant, playful, disrespectful young bastard. I even thought that he and I were two of a kind. Oh, I took great pleasure in never knowing what this man would do next. Until one day what he did next didn't give me any pleasure at all. |
62 | |
63 | * At the end, as the two are escaping on a boat. |
64 | --> '''Elise''': Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery and that's the face you choose? |
65 | --> '''Frank''': You don't like it? |
66 | --> '''Elise''': ''(smiles)'' It will do. |
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