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3	* Toph's reaction when she finds Zuko after being abducted by aliens? Gleefully claiming it's the best field trip ever.
4	* Toph pointing out that Zuko had slept with three women the night before (ItMakesSenseInContext) and everyone's reaction to it.
5	* O'Neill is so resigned to SG-1's WeirdnessMagnet status, he seriously considers "abduction by Santa Claus" as a possibility when Sam and Janet go missing.
6	* Toph discovering this weird, alien world has (drumroll) chocolate! Then swiping Teal'c's cup, burning herself, having [[PlayingWithFire Zuko]] cool it for her - during which he casually steals a sip himself. Both hilarious and adorable.
7	* "Discharged with prejudice". Only in the SGC, folks!
8	** "And you ''argue'' with her, sir?"
9	* Chapter 9 has SGC calling the Avatar world "Dur'Asada" without knowing what it means.
10	--> "The world's name, as given by the Gatebuilders, is Asunyti. It means something like ''place of spirits'', although for specifics you must speak to the Wise One."
11	-->"And Dur'Asada?" Sam asked. \
12	Sanura's grin was all teeth. "It is a warning. Loosely translated to your Tau'ri terms? It means Danger, Do Not Enter."
13	* Chapter 10 has an even funnier example.
14	-->"Did Sanura explain about dur'Asada?" Urdu asked.
15	-->"Do Not Enter, Here Be Dragons?" Jack paraphrased flippantly.
16	** Little does Jack know, there are ACTUAL dragons on Asunyti.
17	* Chapter 11 has several.
18	** Jack and Sokka getting along via snark.
19	** Sokka claiming that they though Zuko and Toph had been kidnapped by "flying mutant ninja were-lemurs" and Zuko's response.
20	-->'''Zuko:''' Sorry. No flying mutant ninja were-lemurs...
21	-->''(Sokka's shoulders slump in obvious relief.)''
22	-->'''Zuko:''' But I ''will'' raise you a giant mutant samurai crocomander-man. ''(points at Urdu)''
23	-->'''Sokka:''' Curse you, universe!
24	*** Suki acknowledges kidnapping by lemurs as a ''probable'' explanation because hey, they are Team Avatar. '''Weird''' things happen to them. This comment prompts Jack to dub them the junior version of SG-1.
25	*** For evidence of this, please recall that at one point Sokka was kidnapped by a Giant Ghost Panda that turns into a Cloverfield-esque Monster. "Flying Mutant Ninja Were-Lemurs" is ''entirely possible.''
26	* Chapter 11- Toph and Zuko's reunion with the Gaang, and them learning that Toph and Zuko know how to earth-heal and fire-heal respectively.
27	--> Toph's grin had officially reached Epic proportions. "Isn't it obvious?" she asked archly, and punched Zuko in the arm. "Zuko finally coughed up my Life-Changing Field Trip!"
28	--> A moment of silence.
29	--> "Oooooh," the four newcomers said in unison.
30	** The sad part is that they act like this explains everything. The sadder part is that they are entirely correct.

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