Line #51 Funny/StuartLittle


1	!!''Stuart Little''
2	* "We do ''not'' eat family members."
3	* Monty's reaction about Stuart being part of the family.
4	-->'''Monty:''' Aren't you gonna run?\
5	'''Stuart:''' Why?\
6	'''Monty:''' Because you're a mouse.\
7	'''Stuart:''' I'm not just a mouse. I'm also a member of this family.\
8	'''Snowbell:''' Oh, no.\
9	'''Monty:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight A mouse with a pet cat]].\
10	''(Beat)''\
11	'''Monty:''' (''rolls over laughing'') A mouse with a pet cat!\
12	'''Stuart:''' I guess that is pretty funny.\
13	'''Monty:''' Pretty funny?! I'm gonna wet my fur! A mouse with a pet cat...!\
14	''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Stuart begins laughing as well]])''\
15	'''Monty:''' (''to Snowbell'') Your new little master! Wait till the boys hear about this.\
16	'''Snowbell:''' Oh, the humiliation...! ''(Both Stuart and Monty are in hysterics; Snowbell glares)''\
17	'''Snowbell:''' [[IllKillYou I'M GONNA KILL YOU!]]\
18	'''Stuart''': [[OhCrap Oh, dear!]] (''sprints away with Snowbell in pursuit'')
19	* When Stuart begs Snowbell to turn off the washing machine he's trapped in, Snowbell's response?
20	-->'''Snowbell''': Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show.
21	* After being rescued from the washing machine, the Littles call the doctor to come check him out. The doctor is somewhat perturbed by treating a mouse dressed in pajamas in a twin-sized bed, but reassures the parents that Stuart is going to be okay.
22	-->'''Doctor:''' Also, he's very clean.
23	* Eleanor takes Stuart shopping for new clothes. They go to a toy store and buy clothes made for an action figure.
24	* When the Littles discover that the Stouts are ''not'' Stuart's real parents and get the police involved, Snowbell naturally goes into [[OhCrap panic mode]].
25	-->'''Snowbell:''' (''running to Monty'') They know about the Stouts! They know about the Stouts! The jig is up! What are we gonna do?!\
26	'''Monty:''' Hey, get ahold of yourself. What are you talking about?\
27	'''Snowbell:''' This is very-- I'm in big--! I'm in [[GoshDangItToHeck DEEP POOPY-DOO]]!
28	* Detective Phil talking with the Littles about Stuart.
29	-->'''Detective Phil:''' Ya want it straight?\
30	'''Eleanor Little:''' Absolutely not.\
31	'''Detective Phil:''' (''surprised'') Oh um...in that case... (''smiling'') Stuart's probably home right now waiting for you!\
32	''Mr. and Mrs. Little exchange looks and turn back to Detective Phil.''\
33	'''Eleanor Little:''' Okay, I think maybe we need to hear it... straighter than that.
34	** The "Grisly Photos" are treated as so terrible that the audience never gets to see them, but the way the detectives happily show them to the Littles is hilarious.
35	--->'''Det. Sherman:''' [''To his partner after telling the Littles that there's a gang of cats on a mouse-killing spree''] Phil, where is that book on the grisly photos? [''to the Littles''] Believe me, you don't wanna see this!\
36	'''Frederick Little:''' Uh huh, no.\
37	'''Det. Sherman:''' It'll only take a second.\
38	[''Both detectives open the book, and grimace instantly'']\
39	'''Det. Sherman:''' ''OOF!'' Right off the bat! Look at ''this'' one! This one kept me awake for ''weeks.''\
40	[''Detective Alan gleefully flips the book for the Littles to see'']\
41	'''The Littles:''' [''O_O expressions, followed by majorly {{Squick}}ed gasps'']
42	* "BYE FAKE FATHER! BYE FAKE MOTHER!" "Goodbye fake son!" "Bye Stuart!"
43	** And of course this line..
44	---> '''Mrs. Stout''': I'm gonna miss that boy.\
45	'''Mr. Stout''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm gonna miss that car.]]
46	* This gem from Lucky, one of the alley cats, when attempting to eat Stuart as he dangles from a tree branch.
47	--> '''Lucky the Cat''': Look! It's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!
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49	!!''Stuart Little 2''
50	* ''Everything'' in the toy plane scene. That is all.
51	** Especially Mr. Little's DoubleTake upon being told by Will that Stuart is flying said toy plane ''inside the house''.
52	* When Margalo first meets Snowbell.
53	-->'''Margalo''': Hi, there!\
54	'''Snowbell''': AAAAAAAH!\
55	'''Margalo''': Sorry, didn't mean to...''scare'' you.\
56	'''Snowbell''': Scare me? That's a laugh! Haha. Hear that? That was a laugh. ''[starts hissing at Margalo, then coughs]'' Hairball! Major hairball! And yet, we continue to lick ourselves. Unbelievable.
57	* Snowbell, after Stuart's car overheats.
58	-->'''Snowbell:''' Oh boy... This is a sign, Stuart. Like the burning bush. Except it's a carburetor and I'm not Moses. But it's tellin' us something - let your people go.\
59	'''Stuart:''' I'm not givin' up! \
60	'''Snowbell:''' Oh, why not? Giving up is fun! And look at all the time you save. I'm telling you, Stuart; if more people gave up, there'd be fewer wars.
61	* Snowbell and Margalo's miscommunication when the falcon has trapped her under a can.
62	-->'''Margalo:''' Snowbell? Is that you? Is that really you?\
63	'''Snowbell:''' Margalo? Where are you?\
64	'''Margalo:''' In the can.\
65	'''Snowbell:''' Oh, okay. I'll wait.\
66	'''Margalo:''' No! In the paint can!
67	* When the Littles discover that Mrs. Little's ring is missing, they think it's fallen down the drain. While Mrs. Little calls a plumber, Stuart suggests to go after it and George and Mr. Little lower him in just as Mrs. Little arrives at the scene.
68	-->'''Eleanor Little''': What's going on here? (''George and Mr. Little stare innocently at her and whistle.'') What's on the end of that string?\
69	'''Frederick Little''': Don't get excited, but someone you love has decided to go down the sink drain to retrieve your ring. \
70	'''Eleanor Little''': Stuart?!\
71	'''George Little''': Good guess, Mom.\
72	'''Eleanor Little''': STUART?! YOU LET OUR SON GO DOWN THE KITCHEN DRAIN?!\
73	'''Frederick Little''': Now, now, Eleanor, [[ThisIsNoTimeToPanic don't get upset]]. If there's a problem, I simply pull this string and-- ''(The string breaks. Mrs. Little gasps)'' [[OhCrap Well, now you can be upset]].
74	* Stuart after a newspaper falls on top of him.
75	-->'''Stuart''': Oof! Hey, look! The Yankees won!
76	* Falcon's defeat: Stuart shines the ring in his face, then parachutes away allowing his his plane to ram into him, sending the evil buzzard plummeting out of the sky and he thuds in a trash can Monty was scavenging in. JustDesserts.
77	-->'''Monty''': Can't I get a decent meal in this city?!\
78	'''Falcon''': AAAAAAAAAAH! (''Monty looks up as Falcon falls out of the sky and lands in the trash can. Monty stares at his new snack, then looks up at the sky.'')\
79	'''Monty''': Thank you!
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Context Funny / StuartLittle