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1	* How Jerry tries to save Sam's cover after blowing it spectacularly with a hearty greeting after Sam got arrested.
2	* Gail makes Dov her ButtMonkey for an episode after humiliating him with a video game. Specifically, forcing him to say "Gail's awesome" at every opportunity.
3	* Chris's theory on the full moon and why it affects people so weirdly (because everyone's mostly made of water).
4	* Dov is chasing down a perp, then the perp goes down after claiming he was shot. Dov then finds out a kid with a slingshot had hit the perp because his mom always said to listen to cops.
5	* At the beginning of "Monster", Andy and Sam arrest a man who robbed a bank and got dye pack all over his face. Blue-related puns abound throughout the episode, and one officer makes a Braveheart reference.
6	* After accidentally walking on Andy's dad and his girlfriend (Andy wanted to surprise him on his birthday), Andy and Sam are left with a funny but awkward conversation starter.
7	-->'''Andy''': Hey, when am I gonna meet your family?\
8	'''Sam''': When I want to punish and humiliate you. {{beat}} Hey, wanna meet my family?
9	* Gail and Oliver bust a huge marijuana grow-op.
10	-->'''Gail''': We should celebrate!\
11	'''Oliver''': We can buy shoes!\
12	'''Gail''': And weapons!\
13	'''Oliver''': Shoes and weapons, this is exactly what we need.
14	* Dov and Gail uncover a hidden safe in "Heart Breakers, Money Makers" and try to guess what's inside.
15	-->'''Dov''': I bet it's drugs. Or weapons, it's always weapons with these guys.\
16	'''Gail''': I bet it's a severed head.\
17	'''Dov''': Why would you keep a severed head in a hidden safe?\
18	'''Gail''': Well were else are you gonna keep it?
19	** In the same episode, Chloe's pep-talk to Nick before his boxing match, which basically amounts to "don't let him hit you in the face, you have a nice face".
20	* A lot of funny moments in "Letting Go".
21	** In the first five minutes, everyone at the Penny is signing a retirement card for Helen, but they keep thinking it's for Henry. Even the people correcting others make the mistake when handing it to somebody else.
22	** The same scene has Gail is making a bucket-list of things to do before she's a mother. The fact that she's calling it a bucket list leads to some confusion.
23	-->'''Duncan''': Why - why are you making a bucket list?\
24	'''Gail''': Because I really need to go shopping for buckets.
25	*** Later:
26	-->'''Duncan''': Hey guys quick question, is Gail dying?\
27	'''Dov''': I live in hope.
28	** Duncan breakdancing with the kids while Gail watches. Just before the scene ends she starts to get into it too.

Context Funny / RookieBlue