1 | * Romy and Michele's commentary while watching ''Film/PrettyWoman''. |
2 | -->(Michele holds back tears watching Vivian get treated to a shopping spree) ''I just get so happy when they finally let her shop!'' |
3 | --> "Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is!" |
4 | * Here's how Romy handles meeting a suit salesman... |
5 | --> '''Romy:''' Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood. |
6 | ** She even pretends to limp just to make it look believable. |
7 | * Romy's plan to get her and Michele a car for the reunion: pretend to have sex with Ramon, a car factory worker, so that he could let her borrow his. It's even funnier in the end. |
8 | --> '''Ramon:''' You have to say something nice about my penis! |
9 | --> '''Romy:''' Oh, Ramon. Your penis is so powerful. I'm cumming. Okay, thanks, get off me now. |
10 | --> ''' Ramon:''' Ah, come on! |
11 | --> '''Romy:''' You wanted it to be believable. |
12 | * "Who lost their virginity first?" "Oh big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it!" |
13 | * The "I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda" fight. It gets even funnier (and darker) when the movie reaches to a dream future sequence that have Romy and Michele as elderly women (with Romy dying, no less) and they are ''still arguing about it.'' |
14 | --> '''Old!Michele:''' Tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink is on the phone and would very much like to speak with her. |
15 | --> '''Old!Romy [''whilst breathing heavily'']:''' No. Not until you admit that I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda |
16 | --> '''Old!Michele:''' ''I'm'' the Mary! ''I'm'' the Mary! You're a pasty hag on her deathbed... |
17 | --> [''Old!Romy slowly gives Old!Michele the finger as her heart monitor starts to decline.''] |
18 | * "We need something to go...do you have some sort of 'business woman' special?" |
19 | * As Michele is defending Romy from the mean girls: |
20 | --> '''Michele:''' Oh, shut up. And what are you picking on us for? We're not the ones who got fat. |
21 | --> '''Christie:''' ... We're pregnant, you half-wit. |
22 | --> '''Michele:''' Oh, yeah, well... [[LameComeback I hope your babies look like...monkeys.]] |
23 | * Romy's fat-free diet: |
24 | --> '''Michele:''' Did you lose weight? |
25 | --> '''Romy:''' Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns. |
26 | --> '''Michele:''' God, I wish I had your discipline. |
27 | * Heather Mooney gives out some laughs as well. Especially in her first appearance, where the mere mention of Sandy turns her from DeadpanSnarker to ComicallySerious: |
28 | --> '''Romy:''' Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy [Frink] in high school? |
29 | --> '''Heather:''' I did not have a "thing"! I did not have a thing. [''Turns to another costumer behind her''] I ''did'' ''not'' have a "thing." [''Turns back to Romy''] I was very much in love with him. Very much in love, there's a difference. [''Turns to the costumer behind her again''] There's a difference. [''Now back to Romy; bleakly''] There's a difference. |
30 | --> [''puts on her shades''] |
31 | --> '''Heather:''' [''whispers''] I have to go now. |
32 | ** She also gives out one quote that's pretty relatable for anyone who had a hard time in high school... |
33 | --> '''Heather:''' Why don't you tell everyone I said to go [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] themselves for making my teen years a living hell? |
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