Line #15 Funny/PaulBearer


1	When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of Wrestling/TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] in the form of Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.
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5	* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[https://youtu.be/ckRamuVkRjg?si=91kFDta43cfs-mcz gaming tips]] for ''[=WWF RAW=]'' for Platform/SuperNintendo and Platform/SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, we'll never know.
6	** You'll notice he went to great lengths to make his face completely invisible behind his hair for this.
7	** Also see {{Corpsing}} on the main page, when his LargeHam tendencies [[note]]and attempts to get Wrestling/TheUndertaker to corpse [[/note]] backfired.
8	* Paul inviting viewers into his home for a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu68yTfNfKg tour]]. Bloody Mary, anyone?
9	* Paul Bearer's afraid of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes]]? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA7RNMY7p4#t=3m54s Who knew?]]
10	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYb3k_gZ0g this]] segment, he gives [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]] and Wrestling/BobbyHeenan a basic (and rather funny) {{walkthrough}} of his profession. [[note]] having been a mortician in RealLife, he actually knew what he was talking about. [[/note]]
11	* Paul Bearer taunts Wrestling/HulkHogan with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A casket]].
12	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[LargeHam Oh YES, Mr. Hogan, this fine casket is made of the FINEST MATERIALS on the OUTSIDE, AS WELL AS THE INNNNNNNNNNSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEE!]]
13	* Paul being forced by Commissioner Wrestling/ShawnMichaels to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PhWVtnObmg wrestle]] Wrestling/TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
14	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!\
15	'''Wrestling/JerryLawler:''' He looks like a beached whale!
16	* Paul being abducted by Wrestling/{{Edge\|Wrestler}} in order to torment Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, Wrestling/{{Edge\|Wrestler}} proceeds to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
17	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dNCWlER-w BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
18	* Pick a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBTGdYmWVZA promo]] with Paul Bearer. ''Any'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyopu0NQGNk promo]] with Paul Bearer. No matter what the situation, you're guaranteed to be entertained.
19	* Hell, even [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpTTNPUjRCI during]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM2-Zj-RkSk the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEdSymhFr8 matches]], Paul can clearly be seen [[ChewingTheScenery having a scenery snack]] on the sidelines.
20	* Paul covertly giving Wrestling/SherriMartel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY1I9GcGlo the finger]] ''on primetime television''. (Starts at 3:08)
21	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so ''alive''! Have you been to a funeral?
22	* Who would want to rape Paul Bearer at ringside? Wrestling/{{Goldust}}, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8MsO383Mc that's who!]]
23	* Paul mentions having had [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op-vDnUS8kc "contact"]] with Wrestling/TheUndertaker (whatever that means), then, when Taker makes his presence known, starts acting like Brother Love on crack.
24	* Taker and Paul on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96NDpKs4DwM review]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzdAOFrgA8 panel]]. Every second of it.
25	-->'''Vince [=McMahon=]:''' (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss ''Body Stars''!
26	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!
27	-->(awkward silence)
28	* Taker and Paul [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I wish Helen Hart a happy birthday over the phone]]. Pity they didn't do it in person.
29	* Paul has visions of Wrestling/ShawnMichaels being, erm...stiff during this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQau3jlI9g 1996 promo]].
30	-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[ThemeSong Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!

Context Funny / PaulBearer