History Funny / PaulBearer

29th Nov '15 7:54:59 PM nombretomado
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* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[=WWF RAW=]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.

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* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[=WWF RAW=]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis.UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.
16th Apr '15 11:21:03 PM johnnyfog
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* Paul covertly giving Sherri Martel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY1I9GcGlo the finger]] ''on primetime television''. (Starts at 3:08)

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* Paul covertly giving Sherri Martel Wrestling/SherriMartel [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY1I9GcGlo the finger]] ''on primetime television''. (Starts at 3:08)
16th Nov '13 10:11:03 AM cookieclickergo
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-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]

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-->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo com/watch?v=56dNCWlER-w BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
1st Nov '13 6:46:07 PM KentuckyTroper1990
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* Paul being forced by Commissioner Wrestling/ShawnMichaels to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMOF4nX8zc wrestle]] Wrestling/TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.

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* Paul being forced by Commissioner Wrestling/ShawnMichaels to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMOF4nX8zc com/watch?v=-PhWVtnObmg wrestle]] Wrestling/TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
12th Aug '13 3:49:29 PM ironballs16
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** Also see {{Corpsing}} on the main page, when his LargeHam tendencies (and attempts to get TheUndertaker to corpse) backfired.
16th May '13 9:23:09 PM JIKTV
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-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[RedBaron Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!

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-->'''Paul Bearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[RedBaron [[ThemeSong Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!
22nd Apr '13 7:39:25 PM JIKTV
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When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of Wrestling/TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny in the form of Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.

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When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of Wrestling/TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] in the form of Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.



* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.

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* Paul and The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' ''[=WWF RAW=]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.
22nd Apr '13 7:37:40 PM JIKTV
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When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny in the form of PaulBearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.

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When you have the walking, talking NightmareFuel in the form of TheUndertaker, Wrestling/TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny in the form of PaulBearer Paul Bearer to accompany him in order to cancel it out.



* Paul and TheUndertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.

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* Paul and TheUndertaker The Undertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.



* PaulBearer's afraid of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes]]? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA7RNMY7p4#t=3m54s Who knew?]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYb3k_gZ0g this]] segment, he gives VinceMcMahon and BobbyHeenan a basic (and rather funny) walkthrough of his profession. (Of course, being a mortician in RealLife, he actually knows what he's talking about here)
* PaulBearer taunts HulkHogan with a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A casket]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' [[LargeHam Oh YES, Mr. Hogan, this fine casket is made of the FINEST MATERIALS on the OUTSIDE, AS WELL AS THE INNNNNNNNNNSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEE!]]
* Paul being forced by ShawnMichaels to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMOF4nX8zc wrestle]] TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
-->'''PaulBearer:''' I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!
-->'''JerryLawler:''' He looks like a beached whale!
* Paul being abducted by {{Edge}} in order to torment Wrestler/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, {{Edge}} proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
* Pick a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBTGdYmWVZA promo]] with PaulBearer. ''Any'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyopu0NQGNk promo]] with PaulBearer. No matter what the situation, you're guaranteed to be entertained.

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* PaulBearer's Paul Bearer's afraid of [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes snakes]]? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA7RNMY7p4#t=3m54s Who knew?]]
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYb3k_gZ0g this]] segment, he gives VinceMcMahon [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]] and BobbyHeenan Wrestling/BobbyHeenan a basic (and rather funny) walkthrough of his profession. (Of course, being a mortician in RealLife, he actually knows what he's talking about here)
* PaulBearer Paul Bearer taunts HulkHogan Wrestling/HulkHogan with a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A casket]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[LargeHam Oh YES, Mr. Hogan, this fine casket is made of the FINEST MATERIALS on the OUTSIDE, AS WELL AS THE INNNNNNNNNNSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEE!]]
* Paul being forced by ShawnMichaels Commissioner Wrestling/ShawnMichaels to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMOF4nX8zc wrestle]] TheBigShow.Wrestling/TheBigShow. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!
-->'''JerryLawler:''' -->'''Wrestling/JerryLawler:''' He looks like a beached whale!
* Paul being abducted by {{Edge}} Wrestling/{{Edge}} in order to torment Wrestler/{{Kane}}. Wrestling/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, {{Edge}} Wrestling/{{Edge}} proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]]
* Pick a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBTGdYmWVZA promo]] with PaulBearer.Paul Bearer. ''Any'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyopu0NQGNk promo]] with PaulBearer.Paul Bearer. No matter what the situation, you're guaranteed to be entertained.



-->'''PaulBearer:''' Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so ''alive''! Have you been to a funeral?
* Who would want to rape PaulBearer at ringside? {{Goldust}}, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8MsO383Mc that's who!]]
* Paul mentions having had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op-vDnUS8kc "contact"]] with TheUndertaker (whatever that means), then, when Taker makes his presence known, starts acting like Brother Love on crack.

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-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so ''alive''! Have you been to a funeral?
* Who would want to rape PaulBearer Paul Bearer at ringside? {{Goldust}}, Wrestling/{{Goldust}}, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8MsO383Mc that's who!]]
* Paul mentions having had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op-vDnUS8kc "contact"]] with TheUndertaker Wrestling/TheUndertaker (whatever that means), then, when Taker makes his presence known, starts acting like Brother Love on crack.



-->'''VinceMcMahon:''' (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss ''Body Stars''!
-->'''PaulBearer:''' (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!

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-->'''VinceMcMahon:''' -->'''Vince [=McMahon=]:''' (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss ''Body Stars''!
-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!



* Paul has visions of ShawnMichaels being, erm...stiff during this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQau3jlI9g 1996 promo]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[HoYay Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!

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* Paul has visions of ShawnMichaels Wrestling/ShawnMichaels being, erm...stiff during this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQau3jlI9g 1996 promo]].
-->'''PaulBearer:''' -->'''Paul Bearer:''' I just can't ''wait'' to get you on my embalming room slab, [[HoYay [[RedBaron Sexy Boy]]! Ohhhhh yeeeeessss!!!
1st Sep '12 5:06:31 AM FELH2
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* Paul and TheUndertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.

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* Paul and TheUndertaker giving [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips]] for ''[[{{WWE}} ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]] [[WWERaw RAW]]'' for SuperNintendo and SegaGenesis. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.



* Paul being abducted by {{Edge}} in order to torment {{Wrestler/Kane}}. In the meantime, {{Edge}} proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].

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* Paul being abducted by {{Edge}} in order to torment {{Wrestler/Kane}}.Wrestler/{{Kane}}. In the meantime, {{Edge}} proceeds to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture]] Paul in a variety of ways, including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him]].



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29th Jul '12 6:40:42 PM Doryna
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When you have the walking, talking HighOctaneNightmareFuel in the form of TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny in the form of PaulBearer to accompany him in order to cancell it out.

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When you have the walking, talking HighOctaneNightmareFuel NightmareFuel in the form of TheUndertaker, you're going to need the walking, talking CrowningMomentOfFunny in the form of PaulBearer to accompany him in order to cancell cancel it out.
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