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1	* Chapter 1, after Haruhi learns why Kyon dislikes Asakura:
2	-->'''Haruhi:''' "Bad Ryouko! No class rep votes for you!"
3	* In Chapter 2, when Yuki first starts managing Haruhi's powers she informs Kyon a long list of requests that need his approval. This interchange culminates in:
4	-->'''Yuki:''' Program nine goal: Enlarge Suzumiya Haruhi's--\
5	'''Haruhi:''' Yuki, that's enough! Just forget, um, all of them! And forget about that one especially! You can't say that kind of thing in front of Kyon!
6	* Kyon getting knocked to the ground by Haruhi, as she wants to see the note left by his future self, and him pleading to Mikuru to get help. This is after Kyon manages to take on four Yakuza without getting beaten to a pulp the previous day.%%Chapter 8
7	-->'''Kyon:''' Help me, Asahina-san! Call in the J.S.D.F., or the police! I'm being assaulted! Get me pepper spray, a stun gun - ''anything''!
8	* Haruhi's slide show presentation to the student council in defense of Kyon.%%Chapter 11
9	-->'''Haruhi:''' I would have thought you were too old for character-print underwear, [[spoiler:Kimidori-chan]]. You should come to my club, sometime, though, Kanae-chan is a big fan of JustForFun/TropeTan, too!
10	* Kyon's parents are chewing him out for his involvement in the violence at school...and then Tsuruya and her father show up, the latter thanking Kyon for everything he's done for them.%%Chapter 13
11	** Later in the same chapter...
12	--->'''Yuki:''' [[ExpospeakGag At this juncture, I will attempt to communicate something to you, though I am uncertain as to the accuracy of the transmission. Words remain a weak vector for communicating vital information. Despite the lack of adherence to social norms and the correct protocols for this procedure, I am attempting to convey to you the positive emotive content of my current condition and regards for you. The outcome is uncertain; no accurate prediction can be made. Regardless of the fact that determination is unclear, I have resolved to continue due to the content of the emotive concept I wish to relay. Despite the fact that I have no comparable metric, I am currently unable to conceive a greater intensity than the one I experience at this moment in relation to you.]]\
13	''{{beat}}''\
14	'''Yuki:''' I attempted to use more words. It appears that the data was not conveyed accurately.\
15	'''Kyon:''' C...can you try it again with less, maybe?\
16	'''Yuki:''' Yes. [[spoiler:I like you. A lot.]]
17	* Hanyuu and Yuki's encounter in the bath. Each believes the other to have unfriendly intentions towards Kyon (who they're both playing "invisible spirit guardian" for the moment) and nearly come to blows... and then Kyon abruptly stands up and starts looking for a towel. Both girls [[DistractedByTheSexy immediately stop fighting]] and just ''STARE'' for a minute or two.%%Chapter 15
18	-->'''Hanyuu:''' We have just shared a wonderful experience. We should use this opportunity to become friends.
19	* In Chapter 18 Mikuru was starting to complain to Haruhi because she was talking with Tsuruya while leaving her in the dark, until Haruhi shows her a picture of Kyon wearing an apron.
20	-->'''Mikuru:''' That's not fair! What do you think- [[{{Squee}} squee]]
21	* Kyon [[IHatePastMe annoys himself sometimes]].%%Chapter 21
22	-->"Well... 'future me' is a bit arrogant and constantly thinks that he can talk down to me just because he's been through whatever," Kyon sighed. "While past me is in fact incompetent, and I'd never go back to save him if he hadn't messed up in the first place. Present me, naturally, is just perfect."
23	* "Crazy Asakura bits". 'nuff said.%%Chapter 23
24	** Tsuruya's line after the aforementioned crazy Asakura bits get turned into [[spoiler:the PDA, Skynet]] is priceless.
25	--->Is that the end of the world in your pockets, or are you just happy to see us?
26	* After Yuki hugs Kyon to buy Haruhi time to mess with Kyon's PDA:%%Chapter 26
27	-->'''Haruhi:''' Er, er, good work. Um, more emotion next time, Yuki, and then we'll have that sequel down solidly!\
28	'''Yuki:''' Good.\
29	'''Haruhi:''' That means you can let go!\
30	'''Yuki:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Understood]].\
31	'''Haruhi:''' That means ''let go''!
32	* Mikuru telling Kanae to run and save herself because... Haruhi had just started nuzzling Mikuru's neck and [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe expressed a desire to take Kanae home with her.]]%%Chapter 27
33	* Koizumi's reactions to the sensations he's receiving through his link with Haruhi in Chapter 29, while Haruhi and Kyon are making out in the stairwell, are nothing short of priceless. Zoning out randomly, acting hilariously flustered, and finally delivering this gem of a line under his breath when the pair stops:
34	-->'''Koizumi:''' Thank the gods, they're finally done.
35	** By the end of the chapter, Mikuru gives Kyon the "it's forbidden" speech... [[spoiler:while all but [[HypocriticalHumor wrapping her body around his as she tries to kiss him with utmost desperation]], following a "{{cuteness overload}}".]]
36	* In Chapter 35, Kyon calls Yuki by her given name for the first time in front of all brigade members, cueing her first unmistakable LuminescentBlush. The event even warranted [[TimeTravel interference from future]] to ensure the moment was properly recorded.
37	-->'''Haruhi (to Kyon):''' Did you, or did you ''not'' just see the most amazing explosion of moe within this room ever just now?
38	* In Chapter 40, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's [[SincerityMode sincere]] attempts to defuse an impending MarryThemAll scenario is nothing short of hilarious.
39	-->'''Haruhi:''' And, come to think of it ... you're a ''[[AllMenArePerverts guy]]''! What is wrong with you that you're trying to get '''''out''''' of a relationship with five attractive women?
40	** Koizumi shows himself to be a Rena-sensei fanboy (Brave Detective Sasha Fan-club, member [[Literature/LesMiserables #24601]]) when Kyon reveals that she's his aunt, and {{Squee}}s over the prospect of meeting her.
41	-->"Kyon," Koizumi said with unexpected heat in his voice, "I don't know that I've ever asked for much as a personal favor - but ''please'' let me meet your aunt!"
42	* [[spoiler:[[Manga/HaruhiChan ACHAKURA]]]].%%Chapter 41
43	** Especially when Yuki [[spoiler:backhands the chibi across the room]].
44	** Also:
45	--->"She is no longer dangerous." Yuki's gaze was fixed on [[spoiler:Ryouko]], still.\
46	"W...wah!" [[spoiler:Ryouko]] yelped. "Yuki-chama's eyes are cold!"
47	** And:%%Chapter 42
48	-->[[spoiler:'''Achakura''']]: I have to be responsible [[StableTimeLoop for assisting with my own capture]]?
49	* From Chapter 42, we have Rena's [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe reaction]] upon seeing Yuki [[{{Cosplay}} cosplaying]] as her novel's protagonist.
50	* Chapter 50. The contents of Kanae's "private" sketchbooks are revealed.
51	** [[spoiler:Asakura]]'s pure logic take on [[BoysLoveGenre BL]] [[{{Hentai}} H-]]{{doujinshi}}.
52	-->"I understand that human males experience a lot of urges like that at Kyon-kun and Koizumi-kun's age," the figure replied, giving a solemn nod. "So it makes perfect sense that they would work together to get rid of them instead of spending time trying to get females to help!"
53	* Chapter 54 gave us Tanaka Taro, the thug with ambition and a completely forgettable name. Let us not forget his final line in the chapter:
54	-->He was nothing, if not an ambitious man. From dockworker to management ... he would follow this path and truly achieve greatness in the shipping industry!
55	* In chapter 56, Taniguchi's accidentally makes Sakanaka sad whilst finding out about her crush of Kunikida, leading to him resorting to "Hey look! It's a convenient change of subject!", whilst pointing out the window. Made even better by the fact he points directly at Kunikida.
56	* Chapter 57 has Kuyou attempting to bake cookies the size of a ''planet'', while using a shadow-song version of the ''sun'' as an oven.
57	-->'''Ryouko:''' "Sorry, we need to work on that communication gap; it looks like you're trying to work with a ball of sugar that's twenty times as far across as the Earth is wide."
58	* During the second trip to Hinamizawa in Chapter 59, Kyon and most of the girls in the Brigade teleported to Yuki's PocketDimension for some training. Hanyuu instantly assumed they went somewhere to do "naughty things" and ran off to inform Rika... only to be stopped by Kuyou [[FoodAsBribe buying off her silence]] [[SweetTooth with cookies]]. Funnily enough, the "bribing" part only happened in Hanyuu's head as Kuyou missed most of the implications and only wanted to share [[TrademarkFavoriteFood some of her cookies]] with her.
59	-->'''Hanyuu:''' "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-- But-- But I have to explain that Kyon-kun was alone with all those girls, it is so!"\
60	[==]moments later\
61	'''Hanyuu:''' "Teenagers will be teenagers, there's no sense in spoiling their fun, is there?"
62	* The scene in Chapter 60 where almost the whole Brigade is alone at Mion's house, including but not limited to: Kyon being his [[ObliviousToLove oblivious self]][[spoiler:, a very dere Sasaki]], Tsuruya and Haruhi playing a [[TheGadfly Gadfly]][=/=][[PlayingCyrano Cyrano]] duo, [[NotSoStoic Yuki]] being smug [[CharacterDevelopment yet oddly in-character]], ThatWasNotADream realizations, a [[SexByProxy broadcasted]] BigDamnKiss and Kuyou simply enjoying the show with Yuki. Did I mention that several plot-relevant discussions somehow happened at the same time?
63	* In Chapter 61, TheReveal that [[spoiler:the protagonists' harem antics are going to be novelized ''in-universe.'']] ''By Rena.'' Bless you, [[LooseLips Nonoko]].
64	-->'''Rena:''' You know, I've been thinking about my next book series? It's about a young man who's chosen by a number of different kinds of magical girls-- So a ninja girl[[labelnote:]](Yuki)[[/labelnote]], a traditional magical girl[[labelnote:]](Haruhi)[[/labelnote]], a princess from a different dimension[[labelnote:]](Kanae)[[/labelnote]], a fairy[[labelnote:]](Kuyou or Ryouko, probably both)[[/labelnote]]....
65	* In chapter 62, [[spoiler:Sasaki]] faints very politely.
66	--> "So ... you're okay? You understand all [[BrokenMasquerade this]] now?"
67	--> "I think so. But it strikes me that it would be a very good time to faint right now, if it's not too much trouble."
68	* A non-canon example; someone on the ''Remington Steel'' wiki made a [[{{Troll}} fake article]] about the fic's [[http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com/wiki/Kyon:_Big_Damn_Hero movie adaptation]]. Apparently, it will be made by Creator/{{Disney}}, and Music/{{Megadeth}} will provide some of the trailer music.

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