Line #4 Funny/IFeelSick


1	* Devi's internal musing when Tenna is knocking at her door:
2	-->'''Devi''': ''(Thinking to herself)'' Privacy Protection System armed. Organism behind door is friend. Do not bludgeon with toaster.
3	** Along with Tenna's first on-panel words:
4	--> '''Tenna''': [[IncomingHam I HUNGER FOR ASSMEATS, BITCH!]]
5	** Which is a BrickJoke for Devi's response when she answers the phone:
6	-->'''Devi''': Hello, Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats. Will this be a pick-up or a delivery?
7	* Devi's boss's appointment with one of his employees, [[CreatorCameo Jhonen Vasquez]].
8	--> '''Jhonen''': You wanted to see me, Mr.
9	--> '''''': "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!"
10	-->Jhonen Vasquez: "Um..."
11	* One of [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Nny's]] lines to Devi:
12	-->Nny: "Or maybe you'd turn into some hideous, madness plagued lunatic bent on performing ghoulishly obscene acts of murder from which there is no conceivable redemption?"
13	-->Devi: "Nope!"
14	-->Nny: "Damn, so that's just me, huh?"
15	-->Devi: "What?"
16	-->Nny: "Nuthin'..."
17	* Devi's [[WeirdnessMagnet attempts at dating]]:
18	** First guy dies after trying to get in her pants. Not from crashing his car dodging a mongoose, but from being smothered by the late airbag. And assuming it's Devi's arse. To be fair, the mongoose [[IdiotBall had taken his brain]].
19	** "He '''shit''' in his '''fucking pants'''! It was practically shooting out of every orifice! It was like watching an outhouse explode! It ruined dinner! [[{{Callback}} I'm trying to eat here, could you please stop POOPING!]]"
20	** [[{{Callback}} Vampire wannabe]] makes his enterance with smokebombs, introduces a mummy wannabe (who uses bees instead of smokebombs), has a fang fall out, escapes with more smoke bombs... [[EpicFail and sets himself on fire]].
21	** ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac. Tellingly, this is the most normal flashback out of the bunch. Then again, it occurred before he tried to kill her.
22	** [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Zombie date eats the waiter's brains.]]
23	* Sickness' varying attempts to poison Devi's creating process include getting random people to come over (which she knows [[HatesEveryoneEqually Devi hates]]), getting Devi to [[OhCrap injure her own hands]], and [[LoudOfWar singing songs she knows Devi hates]].
24	** How many ways can an evil demon doll stall someone antisocial as Devi from painting something? In a single apartment building? It gets [[{{Mindscrew}} surprisingly]] [[RunningGag repetitive.]]
25	*** To elaborate: first, she has to dodge over a kid sitting in the middle of the hallway. Then she slips on a dead puppy. Then she has to dodge over the same kid [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs with the dead puppy on his head]]. A crazy cat attacks her later on, and after ''that'' she has to dodge over [[OverlyLongGag the SAME KID now with the smushed cat atop the dead puppy on his head]]. And that's only part of the weirdness in the halls.
26	*** A little girl pops out of nowhere and demands Devi be her "Momee". Devi proceeds to [[GrievousHarmWithABody throw the child]] at Tenna, who had been chasing Devi most of the way.
27	*** It eventually has to resort to a fat old lady getting stuck in the middle of the hallway, completely and totally blocking it off and forcing Devi to wedge herself between it and the walls.

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