Line #7 Funny/FritzTheCat


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:''"You got to be a crow to know about the race problem, you know what I mean? Do you dig where I'm at, you know what I'm talking about?"'']]
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4	* "Look at this big fuckin' gun! (shoots the toilet) I killed the John! I killed the John!"
5	* "Why does a great actor like Creator/JamesEarlJones always [[InUniverseFactoidFailure have to]] [[EpicFail play BLACK men?]]"
6	* [[SorryImGay "I ain't no jive ass black nigger, honey.]] [[CampGay Who do you think I am? Geraldine?"]]
7	* Fritz realizing a bit too late that setting his dormitory on fire wasn't the best idea.
8	* Pretty much any scene with the two pig cops, highlights being:
9	** The fact that Ralph, the gruffer-sounding cop, is the dumber one and the rookie, while the dopey-sounding one is the smarter/more sensible one (just barely) and the senior officer.
10	** During the party raid, Ralph struggles to get his gun out of his holster. He breaks off a chair leg instead and starts charging into the bathroom, but is knocked back by Dee Dee being sent flying into him and [[AssKicksYou giving him a face-full of her butt]]. Ralph catches her in his arms, and gets flustered as she brazenly offers herself to him.
11	** The synagogue scene. It could also double as a BigLippedAlligatorMoment, if it wasn't satirizing the Israel-Palestine conflict.
12	*** Ralph: "I AIN'T TALKIN' LOUD!!!"
13	*** [[{{Bathos}} (fallen to his knees, tearing off own shirt and beating his own head)]] "You dumb rookie. Dumb rookie! You DUMB ROOKIE! (sobs) Dumb rookie! You're not supposed to dance, Ralph... 'cause you're '''NOT JEWISH!'''"
14	** Ralph: (to the crowd of angry crows ganging up on them) "Would you like to see a picture of my kids?" ''[[GrievousBottleyHarm (They don't want to.)]]''
15	* When Fritz is standing on the car in Harlem, preaching about revolution, someone yells "Get the fuck off my car!"
16	* The scene where Fritz accidentally pisses the crow bartender off by calling him "boy". For those unaware, this is a condescending term for a black man that has ''very'' unfortunate implications. Fritz, naturally, gets a wad of spit in his drink.
17	-->'''Duke:''' ''({{face palm}}ing)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aww, MAN!]]
18	* For some inexplicable reason, the doorframe of the womens' bathroom at the synagogue has a ''mezuzah'', which, if not solely intended as a gag, would raise some strange questions about what goes on in there to merit the mitzvah.
19	* Fritz having to conduct his orgy in the bathtub, because the party he's attending is packed with beatniks... who all eventually ''pack the bathtub, because they want to get in on it!''
20	* While his girlfriend gives him a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, Fritz rolls his eyes, gives an AsideGlance, and makes a "talking too much" gesture with a smirk.
21	* Fritz in a garbage can:
22	--> '''Winston''': I'm not getting in that filthy, grimy garbage can with you!\
23	'''Fritz''': ''(nonchalantly)'' Okay, go fuck yourself.
24	** Then when Winston relents and gets in the garbage can with him:
25	---> '''Winston''': This is disgusting.\
26	'''Fritz''': Hey, if you're gonna talk about my garbage can that way, you can just get the hell out.
27	* Fritz's reaction to Blue beating Harriet with a chain.
28	--> '''Fritz''': ''(nonchalantly)'' Hey Guys, that's [[{{Understatement}} uncool]]. Don't do that.
29	* When Fritz realizes that the bomb right by him is about to explode, he reacts to this by two monotone words: "Far out."
30	* The ending: just as it seems Fritz has learned something from all the mayhem he's gone through, he conducts another orgy ''while bedridden and in a bodycast.''
31	--> '''Fritz''': If there's one thing I've learned... it's... it's... it's you get over here, and you get down there like that, and then you, blondie...

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