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1	* At the end of a sidequest where you help the Makers rebuild an ancient construct, Death [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain requests that the construct doesn't tell anyone that he helped it without reward]].
2	* Death's reaction to having to help Uriel when he goes to Earth:
3	-->'''Death:''' [[ChronicHeroSyndrome Oh, dammit]].
4	* Death's reply when Maker Elder Eideard says they must resurrect the now-destroyed Corrupted Guardian?
5	-->'''Death:''' How many times would you have me kill him?
6	* Perhaps this won't seem that funny in the translation to text, but the combination of Death's incredulity and Blackroot's cheerful obliviousness might elicit a few chuckles.
7	-->'''Death:''' Your realm teeters on the brink of destruction and [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe you ask me to]] ''feed'' you?!
8	-->'''Blackroot:''' happily If it's not too much trouble!
9	* Karn's introduction:
10	-->'''Karn:''' Folks around town call me "pup" or "lad", but I prefer my own name... "Karn".
11	-->'''Death:''' "Pup" it is then.
12	* When Karn throws Death to help him reach distant places, he sometimes says:
13	-->'''Karn:''' You (Death) jump like a lassie!
14	* Death's opinion on Construct-tipping.
15	-->'''Death:''' A fine sport.
16	* While discussing the King of the Dead with the [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Chancellor]], Death turns his own words against him.
17	-->'''Death:''' Tell me about the King of the Dead.\
18	'''Chancellor:''' His reign is eternal. His word is law. And his time is... invaluable. I ensure that he need only speak with those who are worthy.\
19	'''Death:''' Then you must rarely see him, Chancellor.\
20	'''Chancellor:''' ''(grumbles)''
21	* Death every time he delivers a sarcastic one-liner.
22	* Karn's "Eh, me thinks you forgot me," from the other side of a locked door after you go into the room from the side...with his help.
23	* Seeing Death be [[RageBreakingPoint completely done]] with the extended goose chase he's been sent on by the end of the Ivory Citadel.
24	-->'''Death:''' ''(brandishing his scythes)'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Where... is... the key...?]]\
25	'''Jamaerah:''' [[VillainsWantMercy Mercy, Horseman!]]\
26	'''Death:''' ''(plants his scythes to either side of Jamaerah's head)'' [[NotSoStoic WHERE IS IT?!]]
27	* [[spoiler: The Wicked K boss. It's just absolutely nonsensical, and his opening line sets the mood for the entire battle.]]

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