Line #8 Funny/ConanOBrien


1	* Conan on why the musical score of ''Literature/WarHorse'' is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh5usbtyFck&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLy-kszH1cd4laqcl1KM0GBg undeserving of an Oscar.]]
2	* During his last week on ''Series/LateNight'', the staff and viewers chose their favorite segments from the show's 17-year history. Conan's personal choice? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkSZGXmuvIo Playing 1864-style baseball at Old Bethpage Village]].
3	* Conan pulling the "Walker Lever" and a clip from ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' where a young Haley Joel Osment says "Walker told me I have AIDS." Conan and the audience's reaction is awesome.
4	* "It's perv night here at Conan's!"
5	* This dig from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a group of reality TV celebrities definitely belongs in some kind of Hall of Fame:
6	--> You call yourselves ''stars''?! I saw bigger stars the last time I accidentally ''sat on my own NUTS!''
7	* Conan presenting a collection of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-gX6rMi2go the best bloopers]] from 20 years of Late Night. Even better? ''[[{{Irony}} The stage director screws up the clip reel.]]''
8	--> '''Conan:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe We're showing a blooper reel, and we fucked it up]].
9	* Entertainment Tonight's verdict on the new Captain America [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger movie]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0pbT9lVFag "Looks gooood!"]]
10	* It's a Late Night [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7sJrTG_DjI Sausage Party]]! (NSFW).
11	* Conan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh-mZPtTdpc tries Grindr]] with Creator/BillyEichner. Billy says most gay people don't recognize Conan, but when one of Conan's responders recognizes him:
12	-->'''Conan:''' He recognized me! You said gay people don't-
13	-->'''Billy:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU DON'T KNOW WHO]] [[Series/AmericanIdol MELINDA DOOLITTLE]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext IS!]]''
14	** The two are ecstatic about receiving a response from [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Looking to Suck."]]
15	-->'''Billy:''' I've got a good feeling about Looking to Suck, call me old-fashioned...
16	* The ''Clueless Gamer'' playthrough of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV'' frustrates Conan so much that he actively riffs the game even though he is supposed to be promoting it. He even yells at some of the game's developers, who are ''outside watching him complain about the game they brought for him to promote''.
17	-->'''Conan''': '''BABIES WILL NOT BE BORN BECAUSE OF YOU!'''
18	* Whenever Creator/PaulRudd appeared on Conan's shows to promote a movie, he always managed to fool Conan by showing a clip of ''Film/MacAndMe'', a low quality ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' [[FollowTheLeader copycat]], of the wheelchair bound Eric losing control of his wheelchair and careening down a hill and off a cliff ''very'' [[SpecialEffectFailure unconvincingly]] as the titular alien appears to survey the scene in shock. He ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer always]]'' does this, to the point where when he was on the show promoting ''Film/AntMan1'' he actually had himself as Ant-Man superimposed into the shot making it seem like the whole thing was his fault, growing behind Mac to apologize for potentially causing a wheelchair bound 11-year old to fall to his death.
19	** To make something funny into something ''hilarious,'' people thought that Paul would at least show an actual clip of a prominent Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse release and were surprised to see him pull his prank once more. Conan then calls for the ''actual'' clip to be run... [[spoiler:... and Paul does it to him ''again.'']]

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