Line #13 Funny/BobLennon


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6	[[folder:''Minecraft'']]
7	* During a map visit, he and [[LetsPlay/TheFantasio974 Fanta]] found a UsefulNotes/{{tennis}} court. He asked Fanta to stay on one side, then went to the other side and started to throw snowballs at Fanta making tennis-player grunt noises. [[OrgasmicCombat Then he did female tennis-player grunts.]]
8	* He and Fanta did a presentation of the redstone minigame "[[http://www.planetminecraft.com/project/burn-that-chicken-mini-game-334539/ Burn That Chicken!]]". Right after Fanta said they gonna find a funny nickname for this game, Bob [[IdeaBulb suddenly came with the idea]] of calling it "Chicken Burnes" after he saw the giant "Chicken Burn" inscription at the top of the map, "burnes" meaning "ballsack" in French.
9	** During the same video, he suddenly burst out laughing, just realising how nonsensical the situation was [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (catching falling chicken with a fishing rod)]].
10	* One of the things Bob prefers is to nitpick and overanalyse cartoons and movies, bringing some infamous theories on the table.
11	** In ''Franchise/HarryPotter'', he doesn't understand how the Dursleys' abusive behaviour against Harry didn't get spotted by the child protection services over ten years, also questioning why Harry never asked for help to anyone despite all the warnings given at school and on TV. He also called Voldemort stupid to be so stubborn against muggles to not use their highly advanced mass destruction weaponry (an H-bomb on Hogwarts, and all his problems are solved!).
12	** He likes the infamous [[http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/ coma theory]] in ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''. This theory explains that Ash actually fell into coma after he get shocked in the first episode and the rest of the anime takes place in his mind, explaining why the characters in the show have so little and basic personalities; it is because he his only ten and so has a limited point of view of the world. The Pokemons also are the fruit of his imagination, each of them having a hidden signification (Pikachu is his humanity, Charmander his sex drive, etc...) and his dying brain explains why the Pokémons make less and less sense each generation.
13	** In ''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty'', he highlights the fact that most of the bad things that happen in the movies are the blue fairy Merryweather fault (a.k.a. The Bitchy Godmother). At the beginning, when Maleficent arrives at the celebration upset for not being invited, the Queen immediately tries to apologize and calm the Witch, but Merryweather [[NiceJobBreakingItHero insults her]] and only then she curses Aurora in retribution. Not only that but she does it again near the end: the Prince escaping Maleficient dongeon, the Witch is admitting her failure and abandoning the chase when suddenly Merryweather [[ShootTheDog kills for no really good reasons]] her crow pet, [[BerserkButton triggering her rage]] and her transformation into a dragon.
14	** '''''(WIP)''''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'' and ''Headscratchers/ManOfSteel''
15	** About the evil Queen in ''WesternAnimation/{{Snow White\|AndTheSevenDwarfs}}'':
16	-->'''Bob:''' fishing [[RuleThirtyFour Who doesn't want to juggle with the MILF's butt?]] If I'd been the Mirror: "Oh my mirror, who's the most beautiful in the kingdom?" - "I don't know, but I really want to hear your nice ass flapping on me knees, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you know what I mean]]...[[IWouldSayIfICouldSay if I had]] [[DreamCrushingHandicap knees,]] [[IWouldSayIfICouldSay obviously]]. Let me show you a magical picture to make you clearly understand." And then you show her ''[[PornNames Hot Firemen 7]]''. [...] ''Fire Hose IV'', ''Forced Detention'', ''[[LongList Give Me the Handcuffs I Like That]]'',...
17	-->'''Fanta:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo How's your fishrod?]]
18	-->'''Bob:''' That'd work too!
19	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phb0oN8vKsM one]] of his videos, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/usulmasta Usul]] (a friend and inspiration for Bob) did an [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Epic Rap Battle of the Internet]] of Bob Lennon vs. WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier (with their approval). During this rap-off, Grenier said that Bob was dressed like [[Manga/TheRoseOfVersailles Lady Oscar]]. When Fanta came up with this in one of their own videos to make fun of him, Bob answered that it is precisely ''because'' Oscar wore his [[BadassLongcoat coat]] that she looked manly enough to fool everyone.
20	* In their "Crusoe" adventure, they had to build a mausoleum for the dead villagers. Once Bob finished it and admired the final result, Fanta sneaked behind him saying ''[[PreMortemOneLiner "This tomb will be your tomb!"]]'' and hit him with a sword, not knowing that he only had one heart left and [[DeadlyPrank killing him]], resulting in a {{RageQuit}} from Bob.
21	* During the visit of a dark castle map, he wondered about how this kind of building was actually built, and if some kind of land developer from the [[EvilInc Laic Commission of Evil Immobiler Resellers]] sold the castles to [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]], [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Maleficient]] and [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Bowser]] praising [[GothicHorror the gothic environnment]], [[LavaAddsAwesome the sweet lava rivers]] and [[BossArenaIdiocy the axe at the end of the bridge]].
22	* During the 4th episode of Pixelmon, Bob captured a Magikarp. In the 5th, we can see he renamed it 'Social Failure'
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25	[[folder:''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'']]
26	* He notices at one point that the texture of his leather armor is glitching up, and then wears it to see if the glitch still works. [[GoodBadBugs It does.]]
27	--> ''"I'm dressed in marshmallow, epicness!"''
28	* In episode 262, Bob notices a badass-looking mercenary and tries to talk to him. The mercenary responds by saying one of his [[WelcomeToCorneria generic lines]]... And runs away mid-sentence for no apparent reason. Bob then goes to third-person view so as to see his character's face, who bears a very appropriate Poker Face.
29	-->''{{Beat}}''
30	-->'''Bob:''' ''zooms on his character's face'' [[FlatWhat Wat.]]
31	** In the previous episode, he also happens to [[UnexpectedCharacter very unexpectedly]] meet (and recruit!) the [[BearsAreBadNews Dovahbear]] in Riften's inn; [[StunnedSilence his]] [[BigWhat reaction]] is hilarious.
32	* A short time after joining the Thieves' Guild, Bob keeps seeing other members of the guild glitch-teleport all over the place or shoving Brynjolf while the latter talks with Bob, with absolutely no sign that any of them actually notices what's going on. Bob assumes that the Guild's members are so stealthy they can't even perceive each other, constantly bump into each other and become completely invisible whenever they crouch.
33	* During a sidequest, Ysolda complains to Bob about the wedding ceremony he arranged for them while drunk and didn't attend to. Thing is, Ysolda is already Bob's wife anyway, so his confusion about the whole situation, which is already supposed to be absurd; becomes hilarious.
34	--> '''Bob:''' You ''are'' my wife!
35	** He then proceeds to casually ask her to give him some of her money and make him some food, which she complies to with complete obedience, even after bitching to him a few seconds before. Bob ends the conversation by Fus Ro Dah'ing her up a hill for her nonsense. All of this is topped off by the random orc blacksmith who casually walks in front of Bob and spouts one of his generic lines.
36	--> '''Blacksmith:''' Can I help you?
37	--> '''Bob:''' [[DomesticAbuse No, I can beat my wife on my own just fine, thanks]].
38	* Even while doing quests for the Thieves' Guild, Bob decides to finish a remaining Dark Brotherhood assassination, and then goes to make fun of the local guards who didn't even notice the barbarian woman who just dropped dead.
39	--> '''Bob:''' ''goes towards a guard and speaks with his smurf voice'' Oh my God! This woman has been killed by horrible death and by arrow (sic)! Mister guard-
40	--> '''Guard:''' [[WelcomeToCorneria Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll]]?
41	** Right after that, while trying to drag her dead body to the river:
42	--> '''Guard:''' [[FailedASpotCheck Are you the one casting these illusion spells? Impressive]].
43	--> '''Bob:''' Uh, yeah! It's the illusion of a naked dead woman on the ground! I've been working on it for days! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm from the Thieves' Guild, I wouldn't kill anyone]]! Naaah, everyone knows thieves don't kill people! That would be amoral! By the way, this spell is flawed. It's actually natural fertilizer, I disguised it into... Oh, never mind, guard, stop asking me embarrassing questions! It's not what you think, it's a sex doll. An inflatable one. ''throws her into the river and sees her drift away'' Look at how she's floating, It proves she's inflatable!
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46	[[folder:''Resident Evil 6'']]
47	* In an episode, Bob [[FailedASpotCheck didn't notice a puddle of water with an electric cable in it]] and walks right into it. He thankfully survives for this exchange:
48	--> '''Bob:''' Okay, what if- '''''Blagharglaglarghlag!!'''''
49	--> ''{{Beat}}''
50	--> '''Fanta:''' The GPS says we're supposed to go the opposite way.
51	--> '''Bob:''' I don't want to hear any comment from you!
52	* The duo gets to a room where doors have to be opened by inputting codes. Bob stays by the console and inputs the codes while Fanta gets in the doors that open to see what's behind them. Some of them reveal zombies, but Fanta manages to kill them with relative ease, until:
53	--> '''Fanta:''' ''goes into a cell and gets out of Bob's sight'' Oh, it's a red one.
54	--> '''Bob:''' ''ignores him and keeps inputting codes to open even more doors, releasing more zombies''
55	--> '''Fanta:''' It's stronger than expected!
56	--> ''Fanta gets [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom thrown out of the cell and flies across Bob's line of sight]].''
57	--> '''Bob:''' ''(calmly)'' I'll open another one.
58	--> '''Fanta:''' ''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screams]] as he's getting rushed by [[ZergRush the army of zombies]] Bob carelessly released''
59	* During Ada's campaign, Bob plays as Ada and Fanta plays as the Agent.[[note]]The Agent was quickly added by Capcom to allow a second player in the campaign, but the character is noncanonical and appears in no cut-scene at all, especially vanishing when Ada reaches a new locations with her grapple.[[/note]] To explain his mysterious disappearances, Fanta and Bob came up with the explanation that the Agant actually [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} transforms]] into a magical tampon, Bob ultimately calling his friend Fantampon.
60	** Later in the campaign, Fanta get killed crushed by [[spoiler:the mutated Carla (like in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkXaTdrforo&t=1m25s this video]])]], and then said this was an accurate representation of what happens when he turns into Fantampon. [[BrainBleach Bob disgust ensues.]]
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63	[[folder:''Asura's Wrath'']]
64	* During [[spoiler:the final fight with Yasha]], the action suddenly slowed in black and white. Bob started to hum the ''Film/ChariotsOfFire''' theme, which [[SoundtrackDissonance sounded surprisingly adequate]].
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67	[[folder:''Saints Row the Third'' and ''IV'']]
68	* Bob created in ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' a game he called "U Dont Have Balls". It is usually by jumping from the top of a skyscraper with a parachute, and the winner is the one who opens it in last, but he loses if he dies [[PyrrhicVictory (though that proves he really had the biggest balls)]]. Notable matches includes:
69	** Bob and Fanta jump from their home, Bob speeds up and ends up stuck between train tracks dying and glitching, out of Fanta's reach to rescue him.
70	** Bob and Fanta drive tuned motorbikes on a highway and face a building. None of them stop. Then they realize the building actually belongs to Killbane, one of the main antagonists.
71	--> ''"'Dudes, what the fuck are you doing?' - Er, we're playing to U Dont Have Balls..."''
72	** To celebrate the end of the playthrough, Fanta and Bob decide to do [[GrandFinale the most epic UDHB ever]]: they take planes, go the higher possible in the map, jump off the planes at the last second making crash the planes into each other, and then freefall taunting each other. Bob [[ScreamingWarrior scream]], the floor is dangerously approaching, and then... Bob [[BlackScreenOfDeath cuts the video to black]] with a big white [[TrollingCreator "GWAK"]].
73	** In the trailer for their upcoming ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'', they do one with their newly acquired superpowers by jumping high in the sky. Unfortunately for them, they both land perfectly fine (though far away from each other). And then goes this exchange:
74	-->''[[{{Beat}} Fanta comes to Bob in super-speed and stand a bit before him]]''
75	-->'''Fanta:''' [[TranquilFury You don't have balls, Bob.]]
76	-->''Run away''
77	-->'''Bob:''' [[DelayedReaction ...Wait!!]] Come back here, you...
78	* Bob and Fanta partake in an "escort" mission, which normally consists in driving a car really fast while a client has sex with a prostitute on the back seat. Only in Co-op, the second player is the prostitute, or rather the Gigolo, in Fanta's case. Their first try at this kind of mission goes relatively well, even though Fanta takes some time to get used to the [=QTEs=] he has to do in order to fill the "pleasure" bar...
79	--> '''Bob:''' Cockslap her ''harder'', dammit!
80	** But in their second try, the client is a fat, ugly, middle-aged woman.
81	--> '''Bob:''' Use the harpoon! No fuck the harpoon, use the rocket launcher! The nuclear bombs! I should've taken the mirror away...
82	** And finally, it turns out that Fanta wore his hot-dog outfit during the whole "operation".
83	* Right at the beginning of episode 42:
84	--> '''Bob:''' [[PreviouslyOn Previously, on [=FantaBobGames=]...]]
85	--> '''Fanta:''' ''taking a prostitute in [[HostageSituation hostage]]'' Don't move, Lennon, or I'll kill this bitch!!
86	--> '''Bob:''' And now, your sitcom continues... ''(Smurf voice)'' Dammit, how will I save this--
87	--> ''Fanta kills her''
88	--> '''Bob:''' ...Okay.
89	** Later, in the same episode:
90	--> ''"We gonna see the Mayor Reynolds, who has nothing to do with the pen company. [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny Ah. Ahah. AH! AHAHAH! AHAHAHA]]-''TCHAW!!'' Excuse me, I have an [[PlotAllergy allergy to shitty jokes]].''"
91	* In the 54th episode, revolving around the making of a bad sci-fi movie, he made up an entire complex plot about the lore of the movie, including such elements as a [[ForeverWar millennium war]] between Zainax and Poulpax, an [[KillSat orbital canon]] [[ThePowerOfHate powered by hate]] and the whole reality taking place in a [[TheDogWasTheMastermind dog]] [[AllJustADream dream]].
92	* During a Super Ethical PR Opportunity mission, a glitch flipped Bob and Fanta's car in the air and it landed upside down. And Bob to goes:
93	--> ''"I think we'll have Genki on our back, now."''
94	** Later on a Sad Panda Skyblazing mission, another [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] making a bonus loop gave them about [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale 500,000 points]], far more than the required 15,000 that they had difficulty to reach.
95	* As a teaser for the eventual ''Saints Row IV'' playthrough, Bob ends the last episode of ''Saints Row The Third'' with the song ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwqOQCKFNa0 Meet The President]]'' and the text: "And now, get HYPED for... '''[[{{Dubstep}} WUB]] - TheMusical'''", followed by [[WrittenSoundEffect karaoke lyrics of the dubstep part]].
96	--> "'''''PJOINW WOIN'''''
97	--> '''''WOIN WOIN WOIN WOIN'''''
98	--> '''''WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB'''''
99	--> '''''Woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'''''
100	--> '''''Budududududududu'''''
101	--> '''''WUB WUB WUB'''''
102	--> '''''Poinglbrghbmqrjkhfnwbrkekjgkjgfkmsjjgskjfhksjfqlk'''''"
103	* Fanta and Bob put on clothes which looked like their Minecraft skins and then did a video opening, pretending this was ''Minecraft 7.0'' with a new texture pack, that they were 62 years old and about to get their billionth subscribers.
104	* At one point in ''Saints Row IV'', Fanta and Bob drove a spaceship with the famous song ''What is Love'' in the background. Afraid of receive copyright claims, [[ClumsyCopyrightCensorship they sang loudly to cover it]], Bob adding a [[http://pix.toile-libre.org/upload/original/1320232750.gif gif of them dancing]] with the text [[FaceCam "Cockpit Cam"]]. Also the game asked them to DoABarrelRoll, [[http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/2e2421f1910c8ce1a13a223a51572064/http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/shin_shoryuken/Ryu_TatsumakiSenpuuKyaku01.gif so they did]].
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107	[[folder:''Brütal Legend'']]
108	* Bob confessed during this playthrough that his big brother made him believe when he was a child that the electric guitars on his metal tapes and [=CDs=] were actually recordings of [[ThePhoenix phoenixes]] singing. The first time he went to a concert some years later, he was very disappointed to not see the mystical birds. The phoenix is still his [[AnimalMotifs emblem]].
109	** Still in this game, he suddenly had what he called a "[[WebVideo/{{Benzaie}} man]] orgasm" after seeing an electric axe in the shop and bought it immediately (with an obligatory ''Memes/{{Futurama}}'' reference)
110	** In episode 7, he added make-up brand logos when [[DeathByIrony melting the faces of the girl enemies]].
111	* In episode 19, he accidentally fell off a cliff trying to trigger an event, the "trigger" button being the same as the "slide" button, resulting in an [[DyingMomentOfAwesome "epic suicide"]]. Right after that, [[CarFu he knocked over several black panthers with his car]] with a [[{{Combos}} combo counter]] and [[KickTheDog a picture of a cat being punched]] with the mention "ultra violence!". Trying to knock a fifth one, [[LaserGuidedKarma he fell once again the same cliff]], but [[OutrunTheFireball jumped off it at the last second]].
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114	[[folder:The Evil Within]]
115	* After seeing some blood "boiling" on a wall:
116	-->'''Bob''': Ruvik, I know what you're doing, stop you're not scary.
117	-->''30 seconds later''
118	-->'''Bob''': I take back everything i sai! You can stop now!
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121	[[folder:Other]]
122	[[quoteright:300:[[VideoGame/OrganTrail https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chickyboom_4918.png]]]]
123	[[caption-width-right:300:[[Film/TheMask Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!]]]]
124	* During Biloulette's playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia]]'', he tried to give her some particular advices to give her the courage to face monsters.
125	--> '''Bob:''' Bilou, you will visualize exactly what I will describe. Just visualize... a pair of balls! Flabby, hairy, in closeup, you already saw that kind of stuff, you know how it looks like. Now, they are crystallizing from top to the bottom, this set of balls is metalizing, kinda like Colossus from ''Comicbook/XMen'', and this become pure shiny steel. They shine! Can you see them shine?
126	--> '''Bilou: ''Alright, but once I see them, what do I do, I'm not gonna eat them, am I?! What do I fucking do!!'''''
127	* During the ''VideoGame/CubeWorld'' playthrough, Bob noticed that the game (which has no [=BGM=]) would perfectly fit with ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' music. He eventually set a playlist of musics he played during the game, including ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue'', ''VideoGame/GoldenSun'', ''VideoGame/SecretOfMana'' and various {{chiptune}} covers of famous songs. He sometimes [[SkewedPriorities forsook Fanta in action]] to choose a [[BattleThemeMusic perfectly appropriate music]], leaving a screaming Fanta [[DavidVersusGoliath alone against a boss]] or hordes of enemies.
128	* During ''[[VideoGame/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow over Mystara]]'', they entered a room with frost traps and a chest out of Fanta and Bob's classes reach, but Bob decided to force the way, adding in post-editing a [[ContentWarnings warning message]] about the imminent intense "gwak". Then followed about five minutes of unsuccessful trials with in the background CountryMusic and ''Live to Win'' with customized lyrics by Bob[[note]]Live to win!!! 'Till you gwaaak, 'till the gwak dies in your eyes !!! Live to win !!! Take it all, just keep freezing 'till you faaaall. Day by day, freeze it all away, I'll keep on dying. Let another life begin. LIVE TO WIN!!![[/note]], [[http://media.tumblr.com/686ac11dd670ef4762afe604451dd30f/tumblr_inline_mgl018Iv4u1r0tzn2.gif various]] [[http://31.media.tumblr.com/65eba06042e65f4231c0314b94467a24/tumblr_mf7tkgezmJ1qdlh1io1_400.gif gifs]] [[http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/8/5/fyeah.gif to express]] [[http://files.myopera.com/fucktitude/albums/14023942/11398%20-%20animated_gif%20hatsune_miku%20vocaloid.gif his feelings]] [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/471706cb0e3e36975d5d3dad9b45bd9c/tumblr_mn5zjhUy5a1srftbqo1_500.gif and]] [[http://chzbobshouseofvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ryu.gif?w=640 frustration]] and a [[PreciousPuppy puppy head]]; they finally opened the chest but failed to reach the rare loot [[AllForNothing which disappeared]].
129	* During a scavanging in ''VideoGame/OrganTrail'', Bob was followed by a horde of zombies all perfectly aligned, like if they were dancing the Cuban Pete song from ''Film/TheMask''.
130	* From the first episode of his co-op playthrough of ''VideoGame/{{Octodad}}'' with [[WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier Fred and Seb]], ''the entire series'' will be a CMOF.
131	--> '''Fred:''' charges haphazardly into the living room Helloooo, here's daddyyyyy! smacks his daughter in the face with his tentacle/leg
132	* Bob plays VideoGame/DreadOut and, in the first video, has a FreakOut. When it turns out the prologue was AllJustADream.
133	* His ''VideoGame/TheWitcher3WildHunt'' playthrough has him introduce a new running gag : every time he's using a spell for confusing his opponent, he pretends to actually make them see naked men. Leading to...
134	--> '''Bob Lennon''' : SEE NAKED MEN ! ~AIAIA part of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM Awaken]] starts playing, fanart of [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure the Pillar Men]] flashes on screen~
135	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10REuQsHXo ULTIMATE EPIC BATTLE SIMULATOR !!! Ep 2]]: Bob has learned thanks to commenters that there is a "Nuke" button, which he starts by using far away from the actual battle, but then closer and closer once he sees it doesn't damage the troops. He then proceed to use and abuse them to provide [[RuleOfCool cool background]], which goes rather well, until [[spoiler:It turns out they didn't deal damage due to a bug, which get fixed after a point, causing ALL the warriors to die in a few seconds]].

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