Line #0 Funny/BlueStreak


1	* After spending two years in jail, Logan goes to collect his personal effects from out-processing and the officer lists them all out one-by-one, including ''one'' shoelace which elicits confusion and outrage. Miles then playfully accuses the officer of stealing it which causes the unbothered officer to threaten him to GetOut
2	-->'''Logan''': Whatchu gonna do with one shoelace? Let me in on the secret. Floss your ass? ''Hah!'' Gotta go!
3	* Walking out of jail, he screams and boasts his newfound freedom out loudly to a passing prison bus full of convicts going in, all who are giving him a collective DeathGlare. He continues skipping with joy towards his taxi until he eventually trips and falls over himself.
4	* The ''entire'' scene of Logan posing as a hyperactive pizza man, for being so ridiculously over the top akin to characters on the Martin Lawrence sitcom.
5	--> '''Logan''': ''[[HamAndCheese I am here to deliver the pizza's! Thank you! Officer's! I got yo PIZZAAA'S!]]''
6	* While joyriding in Carlson's car, full speed and sirens blaring, they're suddenly blocked by TheAllegedCar. Miles takes the opportunity to abuse the vehicle's emergency loudspeaker.
7	--> '''Miles:''' (on loudspeaker) This is the police! MOVE YOUR BUSTED-ASS VEHICLE OFF THE ROAD! ''MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE!'' This is the LAPD! We'll pop one in your ass! ''We've got guns n' shit!''\
8	''Rusty car quickly pulls over to the side, letting them pass.''
9	* At one point, Logan is introduced to Captain Peneli who extends his hand to shake Miles'. Having previously spied the man applying anti-itch ointment to his private parts without washing his hands afterwards, Logan instead awkwardly hugs him. You can still see some leftover ointment cream on the back of his fingers afterwards when the Captain scratches his nose ''using the same hand''.
10	* Agent Grey and 'Malone' butt heads for the first time after the FBI agent calls him 'officer' to which a ''[[BecomingTheMask genuinely offended]]'' Miles [[InsistentTerminology corrects]] him with 'Detective!' and insults him. Later on in the car ride back with Carlson and Hardcastle...
11	-->'''Carlson''': "Head up your ass?" That was great! I couldn't believe you said that!\
12	'''Logan''': He called me 'officer'. I am lead detective. I have ''sixteen citations''. [[BlatantLies You think that shit comes easy?]]
13	* When Agent Gray is coaching "Detective Malone", how to behave like a criminal.
14	--> '''Agent Gray''': You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
15	--> '''Miles''': Oh, you mean like, "Shut the hell up you dick-less FBI..." \
16	''' Agent Gray''': Okay that's right, that'll do. \
17	'''Miles''': You stupid-ass... \
18	''' Agent Gray''': That'll do. \
19	'''Miles''': No, you tight-ass... \
20	'''Agent Gray''': Enough!
21	* Poor Deacon and Tulley.
22	--> '''Deacon''': What's going on?!
23	--> '''Tulley''': (''totally serious'') I never know ''what's going on!''

Context Funny / BlueStreak