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1	* "Open the window. Now jump. [''Andrew jumps up and down, Jump JumpJump''] No-- ''out the window!"''
2	** After this, Andrew understandably becomes afraid of heights, [[BrickJoke which get referenced later on,]] such as Andrew hesitantly looking out the window of a skyscraper '''37''' floors up and this exchange with "Little Miss:"
3	-->'''Amanda''': Would you please come with me?
4	-->'''Andrew''': ...Does this involve a window?
5	-->'''Amanda''': (giggling) No.
6	** [[FridgeLogic Fridge Funny]]: Jumping out the window is probably what jostled his programming; he never showed any individuality up until then!
7	-->'''Richard''': Good night, Andrew.
8	-->'''Andrew''': Good night, Andrew.
9	** At one point after the jump, Andrew walks into the wall. That's how broken he was.
10	* Andrew's presentation of the ThreeLawsOfRobotics scaring the living crap out of the Martin family as he loudly states all three laws to John Philip Sousa's "The Washington Post March".
11	-->'''Richard''': Andrew, don't ever do that again.
12	* Early in the movie the joke about the man with dementia.
13	** As well as Andrew's RapidFireComedy style of joke-telling in the same scene - mixing in "What's invisible and smells of worms? Bird farts" with far more adult humor.
14	** Not to mention the unintentional joke afterward.
15	*** And much later on in the film, Andrew delivers this:
16	--> "If nothing mattered, you'd love me, and not some man whose chin could sink the ''Titanic''!"
17	* The scene displaying Galatea's new {{Jerkass}} personality. Rupert's understandably confused and bewildered reaction to it all really sells it, as well as every word out of Galatea's mouth.
18	--> '''Rupert''': [[StunnedSilence "...Chaps my ass...?"]]
19	* While Andrew and Rupert are working on the artificial organs, Galatea starts singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "If I Only Had a Heart"]]. LOUDLY. Banging on Andrew's metal chest. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVTPXMikgg Andrew is NOT amused.]]
20	-->'''Andrew''': ''(casually, to Rupert)'' Do you have an impact drill?\
21	'''Rupert''': ''(focused on his work)'' Uh, yeah, over on the rack.\
22	'''Andrew''': Thank you. ''(walks off)''\
23	''(sound of a drill being revved up, then Galatea screams)''\
24	'''Rupert''': JESUS!
25	* When Rupert removes Andrew's robotic outer head, Andrew looks in the mirror and screams, startling Rupert and Galatea.
26	-->'''Rupert''': What happened?\
27	'''Andrew''': I saw the ''inner me''.
28	* Andrew's frustrated response to a busted record player: "What a piece of [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness fecal matter]]."
29	* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "...People actually]] ''[[{{Squick}} do]]'' [[TheTalk this, sir?"]]

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