Line #6 Funny/SamuraiPizzaCats


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3	(Please note that these entries are based on the show's GagDub)
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5	* Mama-san and Junior (the mother bear and her son who watch the Pizza Cats launch into action in each episode) get some funny moments.
6	** In one episode, Mama-san announces her plan to get more screen-time by shooting Junior out of a cannon. He's understandably reluctant.
7	--->'''Mama:''' You fool! Don't you want to be a star?\
8	'''Junior:''' Yeah, but not a ''shooting'' star! I wanna fall apart ''after'' I retire.
9	** In "Candid Kitty", Jerry speculates that Mama's a spy from another television network, and Junior's actually a test driver for Mitsubishi.
10	* Francine's tongue-throwing when she realizes she's mis-aimed the cannon.
11	* While lost in a fog, Speedy searches for Polly and ''gropes her ass'' after he seemingly finds her. Except that "she" turns out to be Bad Bird.
12	* In the HotSpringsEpisode, Speedy and Guido getting hit on by old ladies. They duck out, then approach what they think is a pretty girl but is actually [[CreepyCrossdresser Seymour]] [[DudeLooksLikeALady Cheese]].
13	* In "The Great Comet Caper," when Princess Vi realizes the comet is heading towards Little Tokyo, she yells out her usual [[CatchPhrase orders]]:
14	-->''"SEND THE COMET TO PRISONER ISLAND!"''
15	* Francine's rather [[BlackComedy dark statement]] in the first episode. Polly's horrified reaction really sells it.
16	--> "Tomcats - you can't live with them and you can't throw them down a well and drown them. There really oughta be a law."
17	* The entire episode of "Youth Is for Exploding", specifically involving the exploding dough robots.
18	** BLOWN-UP WITH PEOPLE!
19	** Polly's reaction to Guru Lou's elixir.
20	-->'''Polly:''' I'm ready for romance now... (''[[FireBreathingDiner spits fire]]'') I'm a delicate flower... (''spits more fire'') ''On fire!''
21	* Speedy wants to cut down on his travel time, so he looks for a door apparently present on a mountain scene. He finds it by pulling the scene back like it's a wallpaper and slips under it.
22	* Emperor Fred and his lookalike scatting off each other's CloudCuckooLander babbling, even set to beatnik-esque music.
23	* TheReveal in "The Terror of Prisoner Island": Unbeknownst to Princess Vi, the far side of the island has been converted into a luxurious beach resort.
24	** The inhabitants even put up a statue of Princess Vi, one with an audio component.
25	---> '''Speedy:''' In honor of the sweetest words anyone could ever hear. Huh. [Pushes button on the Princess Vi statue]
26	---> '''Statue of Princess Vi:''' I'M SENDING YOU TO PRISONER ISLAND!
27	* This exchange from "Candid Kitty", when Jerry Atric assures Big Cheese they've got some good footage of him coming up.
28	-->'''Big Cheese:''' Do I get to chew the scenery?
29	-->'''Jerry Atric:''' You even swallow it!
30	* "No one recognizes our samurai heroes in their secret identities! [[LampshadeHanging Don't ask me why, just one of the quirks of the show.]]"
31	* In the episode where Princess Vi's mother is introduced, Empress Frieda and her daughter greet each other by [[AttackHello getting in a playful (but still very destructive!) fight]], much to the shock of all present.
32	-->'''Empress Frieda:''' You remembered what I taught you!
33	-->'''Princess Vi:''' Yeah, say "please" and "thank you", and kick the other guy before he kicks you!
34	* While investigating the Pizza Cats in one episode, one member of the Rude Noise is distracted by the misspelled sign next door.

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