1 | * Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as: |
2 | ** Worn Leather Bag |
3 | -->This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[PornStash adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast... |
4 | ** Winness |
5 | -->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire {{poetry}}, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by Creator/CharlieSheen |
6 | ** Manbag |
7 | -->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, nuclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]] |
8 | ** Guard Dog |
9 | -->Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal ends up as tasty burgers...]] |
10 | * The Giant BRD. [[GagPenis Its entire existence is one.]] |
11 | * Several of the blurbs that appear in the lower corner of the screen are [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]: |
12 | -->Be positive! You're going to die. Every time. |
13 | |
14 | -->Chaos mode is the cherry on the cake. But the candles are your neighbor's fingers... and the cherry is a snagged testicle. Enjoy! |
15 | |
16 | -->One night, a long time ago, old Chuck saw the horde and lived to tell the tale. When that happened he clenched his buttcheeks. They have not been unclenched since. |
17 | |
18 | -->Seven minutes. Thats how long it takes a zombie to munch you and leave nothing but some bits that are too crunchy. In cases of extreme wriggling it can be as much as 9... |
19 | |
20 | -->Since Carla died I haven't slept a wink in three days. What? Yeah, I know that was last week, but she's still banging around in the cellar. |
21 | |
22 | -->Sometimes behind a great hero you find an ass. |
23 |
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