Line #33 Funny/JennifersBody


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3	* Needy going through her routine in the mental ward in the opening, then suddenly kicking an orderly so hard, [[BloodyHilarious she is knocked over few tables]] like a ragdoll.
4	-->I'm a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R. It even says so on my chart.
5	* Many of Jennifer's DeadpanSnarker lines throughout the film can get a laugh. For instance: "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that ''hurts''! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."
6	** Even her own last words qualify: "My tit!"
7	* As horrific as Jennifer's murder is, Nikolai lets out this gem before the band sacrifices her:
8	--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[TearOffYourFace wear your face]]. ''({{Beat}}, [[DeathGlare as Dirk gives him a look]])'' [[{{Troll}} Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing]]. [[FalseReassurance The rest is gonna happen.]]
9	** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing]] "[[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309/Jenny]]".
10	* When seducing a jock, Jennifer places his hand over her breast and says "Feel my heart... ''I think my heart is broken''" in the most overwrought whisper one has ever heard.
11	* This exchange, as the band starts their performance:
12	-->'''Nikolai:''' Good evening, Devil's Lake -\
13	'''Audience Member:''' Devil's ''Kettle''!\
14	'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuckin-A, it is.
15	* Jennifer's reaction after Chip impales her? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"
16	* Needy and Jennifer's very first lines to each other in the movie.
17	-->'''Jennifer:''' Hey, Monistat.
18	-->'''Needy:''' What's up, Vagisil?
19	* When Needy is changing into her outfit for the rock show:
20	-->'''Chip:''' Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
21	-->'''Needy:''' It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
22	-->'''Chip:''' Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
23	* Although ultimately cut out of the movie, when Needy tells Jennifer there has to be a cure to her curse, Jennifer tells her it isn't a curse. Come the following exchange:
24	-->'''Needy:''' You're killing people!
25	-->'''Jennifer:''' No, I'm killing ''boys''.
26	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzG7J4xodk&ab_channel=DeadMeatShorts You hear me, you bastard?]] I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door-knockers rich folks got! ''That will be'' '''''your balls!'''''"
27	** Even funnier? That's '''''[[Creator/BillFagerbakke BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE]]''''' saying that. And he sounds just like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] when he says it!
28	*** AND he apparently has no recollection of filming that scene.
29	* Needy trying to convince Chip of what Jennifer's up to.
30	--> "She's actually evil. Not [[AlphaBitch high school evil]]."
31	* During the confrontation in the abandoned pool:
32	-->'''Chip:''' She can fly?
33	-->'''Needy:''' She's just hovering. It's not ''that'' impressive.
34	-->'''Jennifer:''' God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?
35	* When Chip is worried that he hurt Needy during sex, he asks "am I too big?" His tone is perfectly balanced between "genuine concern" and "really hoping for a yes."
36	* In a meta sense, Nikolai remarking on the oversaturation of indie rock with "cute" boy bands who can only break out if they appear on ''Series/TheLateShowWithDavidLetterman'' or a "retarded soundtrack". Consider then the makeup of ''Jennifer's Body'''s soundtrack, which mostly consists of (then) indie bands like Music/PanicAtTheDisco and Wildling.

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