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4 | * Violet gloats to Sam that she's needed in the conference room and tells him to enjoy being wherever he's going. That's when a secretary tells him that he's needed in the President's Oval Office. Cue Sam grinning widely and '''moonwalking'' into the office. |
5 | -->'''Sam:''' ''[in a singsong tone]'' [[ActorAllusion Somebody's]] [[Film/HappyGilmore more important~!]] |
6 | * "The President can't be seen drinking during a time of crisis... SO NOBODY LOOK!" |
7 | * Before the big ''VideoGame/{{Centipede}}'' battle the government closes off a soccer field under the guise of being a beer commercial. Later during the battle when they clearly see the video game bug winning and pixelating the soldiers: |
8 | -->'''Soccer Player:''' What the hell kind of beer commercial is this?! |
9 | * Speaking of whom, Centipede stopping for a few seconds to do the TV exercises with the old woman in the hotel room... right in the middle of being chased by Sam. |
10 | * Who gives the coordinates for the playing field? The ''Advertising/WheresTheBeef'' lady, who first asked... well, you know. |
11 | * "[[ConspiracyTheorist The CIA has been tapping my phone]] since I found out the Zapruder footage has been edited. [[InsaneTrollLogic JFK shot first]]!" |
12 | * [[BasementDweller Ludlow]] shouting at his grandmother from downstairs. |
13 | -->'''Grandma:''' Ludlow! Did you get me some diet root beer while you were out?\ |
14 | '''Ludlow:''' ''(to Brenner)'' You remember my grandma.\ |
15 | '''Brenner:''' Sure.\ |
16 | '''Ludlow:''' She's still a character after all those years. ''(to his grandma)'' No, no, Grandma. It's-It's funny. I didn't get a chance to, because, um-- Oh, what happened? Oh, I remember now. '''''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANNIHILATION! ARE YOU NUTS?! YOU CRACKER!]]'''''\ |
17 | '''Grandma:''' Don't yell at me! |
18 | * This little bit during the NSC meeting: |
19 | -->'''Cooper:''' This here is my old arcade game technical...adviser, person. He is Sam Brenner, he works in the tech sector.\ |
20 | '''White House Aide:''' So, Caltech? MIT?\ |
21 | '''Brenner:''' Yes, MIT. ''[[BaitAndSwitch Mississippi]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch Institute of Technology]]. No, not the one you were thinking of. |
22 | * [[NoSocialSkills Ludlow]] shouting at the military officers and calling them names in order to motivate them, to no avail. |
23 | -->'''Brenner:''' My name is Sam Brenner, and this is the Wonder Kid, also known as--\ |
24 | '''Ludlow:''' '''''YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!''''' ''(everyone awkwardly looks at him)'' Looks to me, Brenner. Like someone forgot to send us the best of the best. Oops. And instead, dropped off A BUNCH OF [[BuffySpeak INCONTINENT, ADULT-DIAPER-WEARING, CANDY-ASSED, CRIES-HIMSELF-TO-SLEEP, WOMEN-BABY-MAN-PEOPLE]]! What am I looking at right now? Are you guys soldiers or the cast of ''Film/MagicMike''?! Are you here to fight or dance naked?! From now on, you maggots, you little girl maggots, whatever the hell the form of female maggot is.\ |
25 | '''Brenner:''' "Magina"?\ |
26 | '''Ludlow:''' You, magina! When you magina poop your pants, you're gonna be thinking of me! In your pants! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper You know what I mean!]] ''(Matty laughs in amusement)'' Do you feel me? ''Do you feel me, sailor?!'' You beautiful Nubian man! You gorgeous specimen of what God can make! Do you feel me?\ |
27 | '''Cooper:''' I think you're about to feel him, Lud.\ |
28 | '''Ludlow:''' [scared] [[OhCrap I can't move.]]\ |
29 | '''Brenner:''' Lemme help you. Hey, come here. Sorry. Don't touch the guy. Just sit down.\ |
30 | '''Ludlow:''' Did I do good?\ |
31 | '''Brenner:''' [[BrutalHonesty You did awful.]] |
32 | * Anything Brian Cox says as Admiral Porter, really. Gems include: |
33 | --> "You heard [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates Hall & Oates]]. You blew it!" |
34 | --> "Well then, let's blow up Google!" |
35 | * This gem: |
36 | --> '''Sam:''' Kid, I am just a loser who just happens to be good at playing video games.\ |
37 | '''Kid:''' Well, thank goodness for that. |
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