Line #116 Funny/Zoey101


1	!!Welcome to PCA
2	!!New Roomies
3	!!Webcam
4	* Chase's incredulous reaction to Quinn eating a plastic plant.
5	!!Defending Dustin
6	!!Prank Week
7	!!Jet X
8	!!The Play
9	!!Quinn's Date
10	* Pretty much everything Quinn does; from randomly trying to tape people's conversations, to her hilariously bad attempts at trying to ask out Chase (pretending he's Mark) by bringing up weird random facts, asking about Chase's first rash and then asking if anyone wants to see her extra toe, which gets her a loud and emphatic [[BigNo No!]] from everyone.
11	!!Spring Fling
12	* [[GenkiGirl Nicole]] [[TheGlomp glomping]] Creator/DrakeBell in excitement.
13	* Also the entire subplot with Quinn experimenting on Dustin by sleep-depriving him.
14	-->'''Michael:''' [[CaptainObvious It's wrecked.]]\
15	'''Zoey:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Michael.]]
16	!!Backpack
17	!!Disc Golf
18	* [[LaserGuidedKarma Coach Keller getting his car stolen]] by the inmates.
19	!!School Dance
20	!!Little Beach Party
21	* Logan's pretentious haiku and Zoey's sarcastic response
22	-->'''Logan:'''Handsome guy, I am. Everyone knows, I am hot. Girls, want to kiss me. How was that?\
23	'''[[DeadpanSnarker Zoey]]''': Nauseating
24	!!Back to PCA
25	!!Time Capsule
26	!!The Election
27	!!Haunted House
28	!!Bad Girl
29	!!Broadcast View
30	!!Girls Will Be Boys
31	* When Zoey gives her idea that sets the plot in motion.
32	--> '''Zoey:''' I'm saying, what if one of us pretends to be a guy?
33	--> '''Nicole:''' Okay, four problems with that: hair, face, boobs.
34	--> '''Lola:''' That's three problems.
35	--> '''Nicole:''' Two boobs.
36	!!Robot Wars
37	!!Lola Likes Chase
38	!!Spring Break-Up
39	!!People Auction
40	* After Logan takes advantage of Zoey, Nicole and Lola by refusing to give the money to fix Sushi Rox unless they be his personal cheerleaders for a week (including cheering him on for doing mundane things like ''sunbathing''), the girls get back at him by cheering him on for stuff he didn't ask them to do (like taking a shower, or getting rejected by a girl) until Logan finally gives in and gives them the money, also doubles as a CMOA.
41	* Coach Keller's way of saying sushi: [[{{Malaproper}} sush-ee]].
42	!!Quinn's Alpaca
43	* The reveal that Quinn speaks alpaca.
44	--> '''Zoey:''' You're surprised?
45	* Quinn consistently correcting people when they call Otis a llama.
46	!!Surprise
47	* Coco getting attacked by bees, due to them being attracted to her ravioli, which she refuses to get rid of in spite of being attacked.
48	!!Chase's Girlfriend
49	* Quinn training Logan to do better at free throws in basketball, especially [[ItMakesSenseInContext when she has him wear a dress]].
50	* Chase and Zoey's "grape war" at the end.
51	!!Hot Dean
52	* Coco expressing her problems to the unwilling kids. Especially the part where she mentioned that her boyfriend got her a pretzel from a gas station as a present for Valentine's Day.
53	!!Zoey's Tutor
54	* Everyone pulling a prank on Logan by putting a rat down his pants(to get back at him for lying about dating Zoey) and his freaked out reaction.
55	!!The Great Vince Blake
56	!!Silver Hammer Society
57	* Logan's first attempt to bribe himself into the Silver Hammer Society gets him MistakenForGay.
58	!!Michael Loves Lisa
59	!!Wrestling
60	!!Zoey's Balloon
61	!!Chase's Grandma
62	* When Michael's alarm clock won't stop ringing, Quinn says she'll take care of it and blasts it with her wrist laser and destroys it. Michael has a priceless, succinct reaction:
63	-->'''Michael:''' Well THAT'S going to void the warranty!
64	* This exchange:
65	--> '''Zoey:''' [Chase's grandma] got the flu, and couldn't come.
66	--> '''Michael:''' Aw.
67	--> '''Logan:''' Well, that stinks.
68	--> '''Zoey:''' I know, she was so excited to come.
69	--> '''Logan:''' No, if we knew earlier she was going to bail, we could've done the beach theme.
70	--> '''Zoey:''' [[SarcasmMode Have I ever told you you're a really nice person?]]
71	--> '''Logan:''' No.
72	--> '''Zoey:''' Good.
73	!!Quarantine
74	* Lola annoying everyone by practicing her scream at random moments. Needless to say, when she loses her voice, they all cheer.
75	!!The Radio
76	!!Paige at PCA
77	* Quinn accidentally melting Lola's phone. The kicker? ''It still works'' and Lola can't figure out how to answer it.
78	-->'''Lola:''' Congratulations Quinn, you invented the ''[[SuddenlyShouting cell phone destroyer]]''!
79	!!Dance Contest
80	!!Favor Chain
81	!!Zoey's Ribs
82	!!The Curse of PCA
83	* Quinn explaining the purpose of the apples in the lounge to Michael.
84	--> '''Quinn:''' Lola and I set a bowl of apples in the lounge, and we're gonna watch boys eat them.
85	--> '''Michael:''' Why?
86	--> '''Quinn:''' ''(like it was obvious)'' To test their kissability. ''(leaves)''
87	--> '''Michael:''' [[SarcasmMode Yes, how could I have not known that?]]
88	* Lafe as a whole.
89	-->'''Lola:''' No Lafe, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob's]] friend Patrick is silly. I think you're a weirdo.
90	!!Drippin' Episode!
91	!!Son of a Dean
92	!!Hands on a Blix Van
93	* Quinn's turbo breath spray, resulting in an uncontrollable urge to laugh for no apparent reason as a side effect.
94	* Lola first tries having Quinn drink water to stop the laughter. It ends with Quinn [[SpitTake spitting it back in her face]].
95	* Lola's solution to make the laughter stop: kissing Mark. [[GoneHorriblyRight It works too well.]]
96	--> '''Quinn:''' ''(tackles Lola to the ground)'' How dare you make out with my boyfriend right in front of me!
97	--> '''Lola:''' I did it to cure you!
98	--> '''Quinn:''' What?!
99	--> '''Lola:''' You're not laughing anymore!
100	* The scene ends with this gem, after a reconciled Lola and Quinn leave.
101	--> '''Mark:''' I love this school.
102	!!Miss PCA
103	* Zoey wearing her pageant dress to get Chase's opinion.
104	--> '''Chase:''' ''(lovestruck)'' Oh.
105	--> '''Zoey:''' Do you like it?
106	--> '''Chase:''' ''(nodding)'' Oh.
107	--> '''Zoey:''' So, you like it?
108	--> '''Chase:''' Yeah, it's very, uh, uh, flattering.
109	--> '''Zoey:''' Do you need a drink of water?
110	--> '''Chase:''' Yes, please.
111	!!Logan Gets Cut Off
112	* Logan's EpicFail at doing his own hair, to Lola's chagrin.
113	!!PCA Confidential
114	* One of the montages is dedicated solely to comments about [[FunnyAfro Chase's hair]].
115	!!Goodbye Zoey
116	!!Trading Places
117	* The fight between Colin, Chase, and the tech support operator.
118	!!Fake Roommate
119	!!Alone at PCA
120	* The "good cop, bad cop" routine, as suggested by Lola. It goes as well as you would expect.
121	* The fight between Dean Rivers and Seamus.
122	* Michael and Logan getting forcefully escorted to their dorm by security.
123	--> '''Michael:''' You are a mean, mean man! Both of you! ''(opens the door)'' I want a lawyer! ''(his arm is shoved down, and the door is shut on him)''
124	!!Rumor of Love
125	!!Anger Management
126	* Quinn trying and failing to get Lola to talk to her again.
127	--> '''Lola:''' ''(silently browses [[Series/ICarly iCarly.com]])''
128	--> '''Quinn:''' I never meant for you or anyone to eat those nuts! Lola? Lola! ''(turns her around and grabs her shoulders)'' You are not moving from this spot until you say something to me! A sentence, a phrase, a word, [[TemptingFate a sound,]] ''something!''
129	--> '''Lola:''' ''([[BlowingARaspberry blows a raspberry at Quinn]], before leaving)''
130	!!Quinn Misses the Mark
131	!!Walk-a-Thon
132	!!Vince is Back
133	!!Dinner for Two Many
134	!!Coffee Cart Ban
135	* When Logan steals back the customers for his and Michael's coffee business, the girls' plan for revenge is Quinn using a laser to zap holes in the cups to create leaks. It gets better when Lola forcefully takes over, and starts zapping Logan, to Quinn's protest. The perfect end to the scheme: she zaps Dean Rivers.
136	--> '''Lola:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Whoops!
137	-->''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny (Zoey and Quinn laugh with her)]]''
138	!!Roller Coaster

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