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6
7	!!Chapter One
8	* Fat Troll: U Mad? U Mad? U look mad U stupid bitch!
9	** The furious expression that [[http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2012/comedy_goldmine/tailsgetstrolled/moretailsgetstrolled/reaction.jpg Tails makes]] upon being trolled for the first time. What makes it doubly funny is how [[SeriousBusiness indignant he is]] at the troll's laughably dumb and childish insults.
10	*
11	--> '''Shadow:''' Fuck you trolls
12	**
13	-->'''Shadow:''' They can't troll you if their dead
14	-->'''Sonic:''' Stop there's no need for any villians.
15	*
16	-->'''Sonic:''' I'm so mad, I'm gonna have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad.
17	*
18	-->'''Knuckles:''' Man it sure took a long time buring that fat guy.
19	--> '''Shadow:''' [[ComedicSociopathy Yeah, next time remind me to not kill such a fat person!]]
20	* "High Shovel!"
21	** Not long thereafter, Knuckles waking up in a threeway with Rouge - and [[UnexpectedCharacter Donkey Kong.]]
22	-->'''Knuckles:''' What the fuck?
23	-->'''Donkey Kong:''' Banana.
24	*
25	-->'''Troll:''' The blue faggot is mine!
26	-->'''Sonic''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I have a girlfriend!]]
27	* Sonic tries to solve the dispute without violence. The trolls make crude comments about his girlfriend and his response is to go [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Dark Super Sonic]] ''immediately''.
28	-->'''Shadow''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that was fast.]]
29	* A random troll's reaction to Sonic killing another nameless troll.
30	-->''' Troll:''' No! Why did you kill him? I love him!
31	*
32	--->'''Shadow:''' Don't worry man I took care of the fat one. It's all cool man, I know all about the taste for blood!
33	* Sonic's reaction to killing trolls.
34	--->'''Sonic:''' Shit, I failed!
35	* Alex The Emo Troll's hilariously pseudo nihilistic [[BreakThemByTalking trolling]] of Silver.
36	-->'''Alex:''' It is trully sad that peaces of shit are born in this world without a meaning.
37	* Then there's this gem:
38	-->'''Alex:''' [[StrawNihilist Good luck having a meaningless existence,]] with only one thing that will make you feel better: your hand.
39	* Another random troll's reaction to Mario.
40	-->''' Troll''': You're one [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment fat-looking fat guy!]] ''[Promptly gets smashed with a hammer]''
41
42	!!Chapter Two
43	* Shadow [[TheNicknamer assigning "code names"]] to the Troll Slaiyers, which quickly devolves into ''Film/ReservoirDogs''-esque bickering about what nickname everyone wants to have.
44	* The "code names" themselves: They are The Awesome (Shadow, who may have some ''slight'' bias in calling himself that), [[TheBigGuy The Power]] (Hulk), [[AtrociousAlias The Gay]] (Bugs), [[TheScrappy The Bastard]] (Teemo), [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Guy With No Ears]] (Rob), [[PlayingWithFire The Fire Power]] (Mario), and [[AtrociousAlias The Sissy]] (Luigi).
45	* The Hulk, in defiance of [[HulkSpeak common understanding]], speaks just as clearly and articulately as everyone else. (Which, considering the comic's constant punctuation failures, isn't saying much.)
46	* Robb, the guy with no ears. An endless source of comedy.
47	--> "I DON'T HAVE FUCKING EARS!"
48	* Everything about the meeting between the Troll Slaiyers.
49	* The meeting takes place at Bug's burrow, AKA a small human-sized hole in the ground. Shadow opens by admitting that because the Hulk couldn't fit through the hole in the ground, [[DidntThinkThisThrough someone else will have to fill him in on the plan later.]]
50	--> '''Shadow''': Okay guys see this piece of paper? Well there's nothing on it yet but there will be!"
51	--> '''Bugs''': ''(pointing at Rob's drink sitting on the table)'' [[SkewedPriorities Hey can you put that on a coaster?]]
52	* Everything about the fake "Justin Beaver" concert qualifies but special mention has to go to the totally out of left field appearance of Elmer Fudd. The face he makes upon arriving makes it even funnier.
53	-->'''Fudd:''' [[http://lazerbot.deviantart.com/gallery/33150480?offset=144#/d4j7cuk I want that wabbit.]]
54	* The moment where the comic actually gets something right about its source material, and is actually funnier for it.
55	-->'''Shadow:''' ''(referring to Daffy)'' you know him? is he your friend?
56	-->'''Bugs:''' [[FriendlyEnemy Well, he's sort of my friend.]]
57	* [[http://lazerbot.deviantart.com/gallery/33150480?offset=168#/d4cooyr HIGH SHOVEL!]]
58	* This exchange:
59	--> '''Eggman:''' this may take awhile
60	--> '''Sonic:''' '''as long as they die'''
61
62	!! Chapter Three
63	* Almost everything about the Evil Luigi reveal in this chapter.
64	-->'''Shadow:''' ''([[DullSurprise bland expression]])'' [[LameComeback You motherfucker.]]
65	* In between the dramatic argument between Mario and his brother, Teemo interjects [[MoodWhiplash "Luigi needs to stop crying."]]
66	* Shadow interrupting the fight between Mario and Luigi by [[ShootTheHostage killing Daffy]].
67	--> '''Shadow''': Im not gonna lose a good member because of some gay rabbit and his gay fucking duck friend!.
68	* The [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzosyvyXOH1qh4leqo9_500.png expression on Daffy's face]] when he gets shot in the head by Shadow.
69	** There's also Elmer's reaction to Daffy getting killed.
70	-->'''Fudd:''' I didn't know it was Duck season!
71	* Garrry's first lines of dialogue are also quite hilarious.
72	-->'''Garry''' [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Get up you fucking noob. If you're gonna feed you should just uninstall right now!]]
73	* Once again, Lazerbot demonstrates his ability to write dialogue that ''brilliantly'' deflates any surrounding dramatic momentum.
74	-->'''Shadowy figure:''' Father, what should we do? [[AsYouKnow you are the leader of the trolls!]]
75	-->'''Father:''' We will return to the city of trolls as soon as I deal with this little problem!
76	-->'''Shadowy figure:''' What's your plan?
77	-->'''Father:''' [[MoodWhiplash Are you a]] [[SophisticatedAsHell retard?]] I pretty much told you my plan I'll deal with this problem.
78
79	!!Chapter Four
80	*
81	--> '''Troll King:''' ''(after using his powers to freeze Sonic in place)'' [[PowerPerversionPotential This could also be used in perverted ways,]] [[ParentalIncest just ask my son.]] Now that your stuck and helpless, I will kill you and let my son do [[RapeAsComedy shticky to your body]].
82	* Alex arriving to aid the Troll King in his fight against Sonic and his friends.
83	--> '''Alex''': Sorry to interrupt whatever this is but we have returned sir.
84	* Alex's response to Espio threatening to kill him.
85	-->'''Luigi:''' [[LameComeback Yea, right.]]
86	-->'''Alex:''' [[LameComeBack Whatever homo.]]
87	* Emerl's response to his own imminent death is rather...subdued.
88	-->'''Emerl:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit.]]...[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, I'm dead.]]
89	* When Shadow finds Vector beaten half to death and missing an eye, Vector bleeds on him. Shadow's response is hilarious.
90	--> '''Shadow''': Dammit dude you got blood in my eye. now everyone is gonna think I was ragged on!
91	* Teemo interrupts the brutal battle between Mario and Bowser to [[LampshadeHanging hang a massive lampshade]] on the comic's terrible artwork.
92	-->'''Teemo:''' [[SkewedPriorities This might be off the subject]] [[OffModel but what the hell's with your arm Hulk]]
93	* After meeting all of the Defenders, Tails asks where Porkchop is.
94	-->'''Pori:''' [[AwfulTruth We don't like to talk about this]] but I'll tell you. Doug's dog was [[BlackComedyRape gangbanged to death]] [[BestialityIsDepraved by the trolls.]]
95
96	!!Chapter Five
97	* When Tails gets kidnapped by the Defenders, they chain all four of his limbs to a rock, and each of his tails gets a ''separate'' little cuff.
98	* Hulk lampshading the fact that he [[ReedRichardsIsUseless hasn't done anything thus far.]]
99	--> '''Hulk''': Fuck this I'm done standing here doing nothing.
100
101	!!Chapter Six
102	* The entire Troll Off Scene but this moment in particular. The fact that it's thus far the ''only'' moment in the comic with perfect grammar, spelling, and punctuation makes it that much better.
103	--> '''Underbite Troll''': You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being.
104	** Silver winning the troll-off despite his rather weak game and Underbite Troll's subsequent unironic admiration.
105	* Alex smoking his cigarettes backwards.
106	* Most of Elmer's lines in this chapter qualify
107	--> '''Elmer (Flirting with Blaze)''': So chick, what guys are you into? I ask because I need a quick fix on this boner I'm having.
108	--> '''Elmer (When fighting the trolls)''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Here take the power of my second cock!]]
109	--> ''After Killing A Troll''': I blew off his head with my man juice haha.
110	* Knuckles' plan: put Teemo into a cannon and shoot him towards the trolls' base so he can pentakill them. Everyone except Teemo point out how stupid this plan is, but Knuckles and Teemo still go on with it. Only after the cannon has been fired does Teemo realize a major flaw with the plan:
111	---> '''Teemo''': wait how is this gonna work if [[DidntThinkThisThrough knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are]]?
112	---> ''[Teemo splatters against a random hill and dies messily]''
113
114	!!Chapter Seventeen
115	* The previous chapter ended with Rob repeatedly outmatched by Hindo but still resolving to uphold his promise to save Fudd. He dramatically opens his eyes... and, [[{{Beat}} one chapter title card later]], [[MoodWhiplash realizes]] he's still underwater and up against a foe who controls electricity.
116	-->"[[OhCrap SHIT!]] I'M UNDERWATER!!"
117
118	!!Other
119	* [[http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/190/d/7/silver__s_plan_and_tails_training_11_by_lazerbot-d56kwan.jpg Have you ever been bitch slapped for lack of listening? lack of doing what your told? cuz i'm not far from slapping you, did you see what i just did wrong there?]]

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