Line #2 Fanfic/HitmanMiami


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2	''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of ''VideoGame/Hitman2SilentAssassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004.
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4	It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has the bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop. Each chapter is a walkthrough for a different mission; they usually poke fun at quirks of the original games.
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6	Unfortunately, the series petered out after eight chapters and the promised "pretty deep plot and a twist ending" never saw the light of day.
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8	You can read ''Hitman: Miami'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20070506172844/http://www.hitmanforum.com/category.php?catid=42 on the hitmanforum.com website]][[note]]note that this section has been deleted in the site redesign, so the link goes to the Internet Archive[[/note]].
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10	Not to be confused with ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''.
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12	!!The fic exhibits the following tropes:
13	* AffectionateParody: The author is a fan of the ''Hitman'' games, naturally.
14	* AirVentPassageway: Used to access the target's office in chapter 8.
15	* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in chapter 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferrets for a... specific purpose.
16	* BoxedCrook: 47 is made this in chapter 6, after being caught by the police. "If you can drop him, we'll drop the charges."
17	* CoolShades: Worn by 47 throughout chapter 1.
18	* DeadFic
19	* DisproportionateRetribution: Parodying this trope from the original game:
20	-->... if 47 walks in, a metal detector will be set off, and an army of guards will shoot 47 on sight, as is standard procedure in the event someone sets off a metal detector, anywhere, in the entire world.
21	* GayBar: The Bad Times Cafe in chapter 2, [[CampGay so much]].
22	* KillerGorilla: Chapter 8 has 47 up against genetically engineered, gun-toting gorilla assassins.
23	* NeverSuicide: Taken to the extreme in chapter 4, where 47 has to forge suicide notes for every single dead body in the villa (and there are a lot). Then he blows up the entire villa anyway.
24	* OriginalFlavour: Well, as close as a text fic can emulate a video game. The fic is trying to, more or less, convey the feeling of playing an actual ''Hitman'' game.
25	* ProductPlacement: For Coca-Cola throughout chapter 3.
26	* PunnyName: The first chapter has 47 receive an email from a "Vladimir Cutzurnutzov".
27	* RhymesOnADime: Mr. Pi during fights, much to 47's frustration.
28	* ScannableMan: 47's barcode tattoo becomes a liability when he visits a supermarket. He needs to run his head across the barcode scanner before leaving.
29	* WaitingPuzzle: The ending of chapter 2 has 47 wait at a bus stop "for thirty-five real-time minutes".
30	** Chapter 5 has the player "watch the warehouse for hours on end", preferably while reading an interesting novel.
31	* WouldHurtAChild: In chapter 7, the only way for 47 to get the money for the supermarket shopping is to garrotte the children in the toy section and steal their cash.
32	* YouAllLookFamiliar: A RunningGag is for many bit characters to look identical to minor characters from ''Hitman 2''.
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