History Fanfic / HitmanMiami

31st Jul '13 12:17:14 PM Korodzik
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It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop. Each chapter is a walkthrough for a different mission; they usually poke fun at quirks of the original games.

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It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has the bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop. Each chapter is a walkthrough for a different mission; they usually poke fun at quirks of the original games.



* AffectionateParody

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* AffectionateParodyAffectionateParody: The author is a fan of the ''Hitman'' games, naturally.
31st Jul '13 12:15:56 PM Korodzik
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You can read ''Hitman: Miami'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20070506172844/http://www.hitmanforum.com/category.php?catid=42 on the hitmanforum.com website]][[hottip:*:note that this section has been deleted in the site redesign, so the link goes to the Internet Archive]], or [[http://www.hitmanforum.com/index.php/topic/6379-hitman-miami/ directly on the forums where it originated]].

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You can read ''Hitman: Miami'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20070506172844/http://www.hitmanforum.com/category.php?catid=42 on the hitmanforum.com website]][[hottip:*:note website]][[note]]note that this section has been deleted in the site redesign, so the link goes to the Internet Archive]], Archive[[/note]], or [[http://www.hitmanforum.com/index.php/topic/6379-hitman-miami/ directly on the forums where it originated]].
21st Feb '13 4:47:33 PM Korodzik
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Not to be confused with ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''.
13th Feb '13 4:47:24 AM Korodzik
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It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop.

Unfortunately, the series petered out after eight missions and the promised "pretty deep plot and a twist ending" never saw the light of day.

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It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop. Each chapter is a walkthrough for a different mission; they usually poke fun at quirks of the original games.

Unfortunately, the series petered out after eight missions chapters and the promised "pretty deep plot and a twist ending" never saw the light of day.



* AirVentPassageway: In mission 8.
* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in mission 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferrets for a specific purpose.
* BoxedCrook: 47 is made this in mission 6.
* CoolShades: Worn by 47 throughout mission 1.

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* AirVentPassageway: In mission Used to access the target's office in chapter 8.
* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in mission chapter 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferrets for a a... specific purpose.
* BoxedCrook: 47 is made this in mission 6.
chapter 6, after being caught by the police. "If you can drop him, we'll drop the charges."
* CoolShades: Worn by 47 throughout mission chapter 1.



* GayBar: The Bad Times Cafe in mission 2, [[CampGay so much]].
* KillerGorilla: Mission 8 has 47 up against genetically engineered, gun-toting gorilla assassins.
* NeverSuicide: Taken to the extreme in mission 4, where 47 has to forge suicide notes for every single dead body in the villa (and there are a lot). Then he blows up the entire villa anyway.

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* GayBar: The Bad Times Cafe in mission chapter 2, [[CampGay so much]].
* KillerGorilla: Mission Chapter 8 has 47 up against genetically engineered, gun-toting gorilla assassins.
* NeverSuicide: Taken to the extreme in mission chapter 4, where 47 has to forge suicide notes for every single dead body in the villa (and there are a lot). Then he blows up the entire villa anyway.



* ProductPlacement: For Coca-Cola throughout mission 3.
* PunnyName: The first mission has 47 receive an email from a "Vladimir Cutzurnutzov".

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* ProductPlacement: For Coca-Cola throughout mission chapter 3.
* PunnyName: The first mission chapter has 47 receive an email from a "Vladimir Cutzurnutzov".



* WaitingPuzzle: The ending of mission 2 has 47 wait at a bus stop "for thirty-five real-time minutes".
** Mission 5 has the player "watch the warehouse for hours on end", preferrably while reading an interesting novel.
* WouldHurtAChild: In mission 7, the only way for 47 to get the money for the supermarket shopping is to garrotte the children in the toy section and steal their cash.

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* WaitingPuzzle: The ending of mission chapter 2 has 47 wait at a bus stop "for thirty-five real-time minutes".
** Mission Chapter 5 has the player "watch the warehouse for hours on end", preferrably while reading an interesting novel.
* WouldHurtAChild: In mission chapter 7, the only way for 47 to get the money for the supermarket shopping is to garrotte the children in the toy section and steal their cash.
6th Feb '13 2:51:56 AM Korodzik
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* OriginalFlavour: Well, as close as a text fic can emulate a video game. The fic is trying to, more or less, convey the feeling of playing an actual ''Hitman'' game.
4th Feb '13 1:23:05 PM Korodzik
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* AllCrimesAreEqual: Parodying this trope from the original game:
-->... if 47 walks in, a metal detector will be set off, and an army of guards will shoot 47 on sight, as is standard procedure in the event someone sets off a metal detector, anywhere, in the entire world.



* DisproportionateRetribution: Parodying this trope from the original game:
-->... if 47 walks in, a metal detector will be set off, and an army of guards will shoot 47 on sight, as is standard procedure in the event someone sets off a metal detector, anywhere, in the entire world.



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Hm. That's a lot of numbers.
8th Jan '13 5:47:44 AM Korodzik
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* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in mission 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferret for a specific purpose...

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* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in mission 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferret ferrets for a specific purpose...purpose.
6th Jan '13 8:56:32 AM SeptimusHeap
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* BestialityIsDepraved: The target in mission 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferret for a specific purpose...



* ButYouScrewOneGoat: The target in mission 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferret for a specific purpose...
17th Nov '12 12:09:58 AM Hanz
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''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of 'VideoGame/'{{Hitman}} 2: Silent Assassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004.

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''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of 'VideoGame/'{{Hitman}} ''VideoGame/{{Hitman}} 2: Silent Assassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004.
17th Nov '12 12:09:26 AM Hanz
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''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of ''{{Hitman}} 2: Silent Assassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004.

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''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of ''{{Hitman}} 'VideoGame/'{{Hitman}} 2: Silent Assassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004.
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