Line #31 DrinkingGame/SouthPark


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:Make sure you don't get ''this'' drunk.]]
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4	Take a drink:
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6	* Every time [[FatBastard Cartman]] has a {{Jerkass}} moment or denies that he's fat.
7	** In other words, just drink whenever he's the focus point in a scene (free advice: avoid Cartman-centric episodes like the plague if you try this).
8	** Alternatively, drink whenever he doesn't have a {{Jerkass}} moment when could easily have one.
9	* Every time Kyle's Judaism is mentioned.
10	** Twice if Cartman acts anti-Semitic.
11	** Finish your drink if someone in Kyle's family exhibits Jewish stereotypes.
12	*** Down the next one if it's ''Kyle'' who exhibits the stereotypes.
13	* Every time Stan is the voice of reason. Take two if it's Kyle instead.
14	* Every time Kenny dies.
15	** Twice if it's [[OverusedRunningGag a reference to the gag]] post-season 6.
16	* Every time Butters is grounded.
17	** Two even if [[DisproportionateRetribution the reason for his grounding wasn't his fault.]]
18	** Finish it if Butters actually stands up for himself.
19	*** Down the next one in satisfaction if it actually doesn't blow up on his face at all during the episode; [[YankTheDogsChain otherwise]], just take a sip in bitter resentment against [[AbusiveParents his]] [[KarmaHoudini parents]], '''ESPECIALLY''' if it's his dad who grounds him immediately after.
20	* Every time Craig flips someone off.
21	* Every time a scene change is accompanied by banjo notes.
22	* Every time Chef says "Hello there, children!"
23	** Two if he asks them how they're doing and they say "Bad."
24	* Every time Mr. Garrison is portrayed in a homo/transsexual way.
25	* Every time Mr. Garrison has a BoomerangBigot / HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday moment.
26	* Every time Mr. Garrison teaches the class about TV shows or something equally unimportant.
27	* Every time someone says : "I learned something today..."
28	** If it's Kyle, take two.
29	* Every time a censor bleep occurs in the censored versions.
30	* Every time Cartman calls Kyle's mom a bitch.
31	** If you're a hater of Cartman, down the drink in cathartic satisfaction when [[RightBehindMe she catches him]].
32	* Every time Randy acts like an idiot.
33	** Two if Stan or Sharon FacePalm because of his antics.
34	* Every time when Mr. Mackey says "mkay."
35	* Every time Jimmy stutters.
36	** Twice if he says "What a terrific audience!"
37	* Every time Timmy successfully manages to spell any word other than his name.
38	** For the sake of not poisoning your brain, telepathic speaking, both shown or implied, such as in [[VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole Fractured But Whole]] don't count.
39	* Every time Stan stutters the word "friend" in "Kenny Dies".
40	* Every time Cartman sings an especially campy song.
41	* Every time the show takes pot shots at a celebrity.
42	* Play the in-episode curse counter DrinkingGame with "It Hits The Fan". That is, if you ''want'' to die of alcohol poisoning. Even if you had a relay race with fourteen others, you'll probably all die of alcohol poisoning.
43	** The same goes with ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''.
44	* Every time Michael Jackson says the word "ignorant" in "The Jeffersons".
45	* In "Man Bear Pig", every time the word "serial" is said instead of "serious".
46	* In "The Poor Kid", every time Mr. Adams mentions Penn State, shows his head shot, or says "we like to have fun here" or anything along those lines.
47	* In "Fatbeard", every time Cartman says "the fuck?"
48	* In the three episodes between "Black Friday" and "Titties and Dragons", every time Cartman takes a character through the unnamed homeowner's garden devising a plan to help him and the other character get consoles, and that the rest are there to "help them get through those doors".
49	** In the same episodes, take a shot for each mention of wieners.
50	*** Give yourself a pat on the back if you actually do it. Two pats and an alcohol poisoning treatment if you manage to keep up with the song.
51	* Any time an adult says "My God".
52	* Any time a Canadian farts.
53	** Twice if a Canadian says "buddy".
54	* In Season 19, take a shot for each mention of Whole Foods
55	* In Season 20, every time Cartman claims girls are funny, take a drink.
56	** Get out your liquor of choice and chug for the duration of Skankhunt_42's trolling.
57	** In "Skank Hunt", if you are male, [[spoiler:then chug for the duration of the mass breakup scene.]]
58	** In "Wieners Out", if you are female, [[spoiler:then chug as soon as a penis is visible on screen.]]
59	* Take a shot every time the Member Berries say "member". Chug if they 'member something other than ''Franchise/StarWars''.
60	** For that matter, take a shot whenever ''Star Wars'' is mentioned outside Season 20.
61	* Take a shot when Tuong Lu Kim saying "shitty" which it was mispronounce as "city".
62	* Take a shot every time a character (usually Cartman) makes fun of Kyle for being Jewish, Kenny for being poor, or Token/Tolkien for being black.
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Context DrinkingGame / SouthPark