1 | '''DrinkingGame:''' |
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3 | ''"[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]"'' |
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5 | For the brave souls that decide to read this [[Fanfic/MyImmortal fanfic]], here's a DrinkingGame to help make it bearable, or perhaps [[SoBadItsGood fun]]... well, you'll get drunk, trust us. Play at your own risk. |
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7 | !!Simple Version: |
8 | * Take a shot every time a word is [[SelfDemonstratingArticle mispeled,]] and pray to whatever god you believe in that you don't get alcohol poisoning before you're halfway through chapter one. |
9 | ** [[LethallyStupid Allow the people at your funeral to share each drink following your untimely demise]]. |
10 | ** If you don't want to die, drink the entirety of the bottle, smash it, then stab whatever device you're reading the story on with its remains. |
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12 | !!Pure R-OH Version: |
13 | * Take a shot every time Ebony "frenches" someone. |
14 | ** Two shots whenever she does so "passively". |
15 | * Take a shot each time Ebony has sex. |
16 | ** Take two shots each time said sex gets interrupted. |
17 | ** Take two shots each time characters have sex [[RightThroughHisPants without getting naked first]]. |
18 | ** Take the bottle, screw the lid on loosely and pour yourself a shot by letting it leak out whenever Enoby takes off either her own underwear or her partner's underwear before actually taking off the rest of their clothes. |
19 | ** Take a shot every time someone comes. |
20 | *** Two shots if they come without even having sex. |
21 | ** Take a shot for every time Tara misspells a word as a sexual term (e.g., "Sodomize moaned sexily"). Take another shot if said sexual term is spelled correctly. |
22 | * Take a shot every time the word "goffik" or its variants are used. |
23 | * Take a shot for each different spelling of Ebony's name. |
24 | * Take a shot each time a name from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' books gets misspelled. |
25 | ** [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing Do NOT do this with the alternate names Tara gives them]]. |
26 | * Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe clothing. |
27 | ** Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe someone's makeup. |
28 | *** [[{{Guyliner}} Two shots if it's a]] ''[[{{Guyliner}} boy's]]'' [[{{Guyliner}} makeup]]. |
29 | * Take a shot each time an emo band gets mentioned. |
30 | ** Take two shots each time an actual goth band gets mentioned. Remember, emo is not goth! In fact, most emo bands are actually quite "preppy". |
31 | *** Come to think of it, take a shot every time preps—and Hilary Duff—are insulted. |
32 | *** Take another shot when the "prepz" are flaming again. |
33 | *** Take a shot every time Music/MyChemicalRomance is name-dropped mercilessly. |
34 | ** And take a shot every time she comments on how hot a band member looks. |
35 | *** Or how hot anyone looks. |
36 | *** Or when she compares a character to a member of a goffik band. |
37 | *** Two shots if you can't tell who it is because they've gotten their name misspelled or confused with another character's. |
38 | * Take a shot every time the cast goes to attend a concert of a "goffik" band. |
39 | ** Take two shots if it's not really the band that's playing, but really [[spoiler:"Vlodemort and da Death Deelers"]]. |
40 | *** Take another shot if no one cares that [[spoiler:"Vlodemort and da Death Deelers"]] are playing instead. |
41 | * Take two shots every time Draco runs after Ebony naked. |
42 | * Take a shot each time the word "fishnets" is mentioned. |
43 | * Take a shot with every bad pun. |
44 | ** Take two shots with every ''non''-pun that is followed with "geddit". |
45 | * Take a shot every time you see something redundant. For example: |
46 | -->And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. |
47 | * Take a shot every time the word "black", its variants or misspellings is used. |
48 | * Take a shot every time a long word is rendered as a similar-looking word spelled correctly. |
49 | ** Take two shots if this turns into an unintentional censorship, such as when "masturbating" becomes "masticating". |
50 | ** Take two shots when that similar word spelled correctly is actually a harder word, spelled correctly. See: Azerbaijan. |
51 | * Take a shot each time Ebony gives somebody the "[[FlippingTheBird middle finger]]". |
52 | ** Take a shot every time Ebony then stops to describe how she painted her fingernail during giving the finger. |
53 | * Take three shots every time Tara spells a five-letter-plus word correctly, without changing the intended meaning, after chapter 16. |
54 | * Take two shots every time Tara threatens not to update. |
55 | * Take a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle shit]] every time Tara accidentally spells a normal word as a swear word. (the best examples are Minister for Magic Cornelia Fuck, and Draco watching the film ''Hoes of Wax'') |
56 | * Take a sip every time the word fuck is used. That includes misspellings of the word, and abbreviations of the it (for example: OMFG, WTF, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment OMFFG]]). |
57 | * Take a shot every time someone slits their wrists. |
58 | ** And two shots if someone silts their ristz |
59 | ** Or two if she drinks the blood from the slit wrists. |
60 | * Take a shot every time Tara uses the word 'depressed' or its variants. |
61 | * Take a shot each time suicide is mentioned. |
62 | * Take a shot each time there's an author's note. |
63 | ** Take two shots for every time the author's note involves the author threatening to self-mutilate in some way. |
64 | ** Two shots if it's not at the beginning or end of the chapter. |
65 | *** Three if it's in the middle of a sentence. |
66 | * Take a shot each time someone makes a dramatic entrance (remember, RuleOfPerception). |
67 | * Take a shot for the adverbs [[{{Crunchtastic}} "sexily", "gothically", "seductively", and "suicidally"]]. (Two shots if the word is spelled correctly) |
68 | ** Take two shots for the adverbs "angrily" and "sadly". And, yes, "sandly" counts as "sadly". |
69 | *** Three shots if the actions being described do not fit the adverb (e.g., Draco "crying sexily," etc.) |
70 | *** Take four shots every time two entirely contradictory adverbs are used to describe the same action (e.g., B'loody Mary shaking her head "energetically lethargically") |
71 | * Take a shot every time Tara says "da" instead of "the". |
72 | * Take a shot for each FreudianSlip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara. |
73 | ** Take another if this involves Tara [[EpicFail misspelling her own name]]. |
74 | * Take a shot each time somebody cries. |
75 | * Sip a Bloody Mary each time someone cries tears of blood. |
76 | ** Down the Bloody Mary every time Ebony slits her wrists. |
77 | ** Take two shots if she drinks the blood. |
78 | * Take a shot every time she refers to her "Thingy" or her "you-know-what". |
79 | * Down a Bloody Mary every time Herm... er, I mean "B'loody Mary Smith" is mentioned. |
80 | * Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in ''Harry Potter'' or in the real world. |
81 | * Take a shot every time we have an overly long DramaticPause, as in: |
82 | -->It was................ Dumbledore! |
83 | ** Even better, take a shot for each set of ellipses. |
84 | *** Wait half a second for each dot in the DramaticPause, chugging as much as you can during the pause. |
85 | * Take a shot for every "666." |
86 | * Take a shot for every time Tara mentions "Raven". |
87 | * Take a shot every time Tara actually names a chapter. |
88 | * Take a shot every time anyone wears leather. |
89 | * Take a shot every time you see "Satanist" or any variation of it. |
90 | ** Take another shot for every "Oh my Satan!" |
91 | * Take a shot every time Tara improperly uses a Japanese word. |
92 | * Take a shot every time Tara says "and everything" or "and stuff". |
93 | * Take a shot every time there is a 1 where there should be an exclamation mark ("!"). |
94 | ** Do [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing NOT]] turn the strings of ones into actual numbers, decimal ''or'' binary, then take that many shots. You'll be dead in ten minutes if you do that. |
95 | * Take a shot every time a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character goes by a different name, not including misspells of their real name. |
96 | * Take a shot every time a character that was supposed to be dead comes on the scene. |
97 | * Take a shot every time a gun is mentioned. |
98 | ** Take two if the gun is fired and kills no one. |
99 | ** Take four if the gun is a ''[[ArtisticLicense knife]]''. |
100 | ** Finish your drink if a wand is actually used instead. |
101 | * Take a shot every time someone is called a "bich," or any variant. |
102 | ** Two shots if it's a compliment. |
103 | * Take a shot every time someone is out of character. |
104 | ** Finish your drink every time a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character is actually in character. |
105 | * Take a shot every time the word 'anyway' is used. |
106 | * Take a shot every time "fangz" is substituted for "thanks." |
107 | ** Take two shots if "skull" is substituted for "school." |
108 | ** Take another shot if Tara comments on it. |
109 | * Take a shot if someone comes in or leaves on a broomstick. |
110 | ** Take another if they leave without a broomstick after entering with one, or leave on one when they didn't have one before. |
111 | * Take a shot every time someone cries. |
112 | * Take a shot everytime someone gasps. |
113 | * Use a measuring cup to pour out 1/4th cup of your drink of choice and shoot it right out the cup whenever a character does something "Statistically" |
114 | * Take a shot whenever Tara inserts an author's note directly into the story. |
115 | * Take a shot every time Draco sings a song to Ebony. |
116 | * Take a shot every time Tara uses text-speak abbreviations (for example, "ppl" instead of "people"). |
117 | * Take a shot every time Ebony actually acts like a vampire. |
118 | * Take a shot for every overly long ellipsis. |
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120 | !!Distilled Version: |
121 | * Take a sip every time a new misspelling debuts. |
122 | ** Two if it's Ebony's name. |
123 | ** Two if it's an original ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character's name. |
124 | ** Two if it's spelled correctly as something other than what was meant. |
125 | *** Two more if that "something other" was a swear. |
126 | * Take a sip for when goffs or goff/emo/rock musik are promoted, or prepz, prep/pop music, or the readers (for being prepz) are bashed. |
127 | * Take a sip for every redundant detail. |
128 | * Take a sip for every unusual adverb. |
129 | * Take a shot for each time a scene stops to describe clothing, makeup or general appearance. |
130 | * Take a shot for each instance of out of place technology. |
131 | * Take a shot for each time a character has a new background. |
132 | ** Take a sip for each reference to Satanism, vampires, or the various misspellings thereof. |
133 | * Take a shot for every "{{pun}}". |
134 | * Take a shot for every personal Author's Note. |
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136 | !!Lazy Version: |
137 | * Take a shot [[INeedAFreakingDrink whenever you feel like it]]. |
138 | |
139 | And finally, if you're reading or listening to a reading, stop and do [[FlatWhat something else]] each time the "story" gets [[INeedAFreakingDrink too much for you]]. |
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142 | You won't make it to the halfway mark. Beware of possible alcohol poisoning. If you go for a non-alcoholic variation of the game, be within quick reach of a bathroom. For water drinkers, beware of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication water poisoning]]. |
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144 | There's also a sequel to My Immortal! Written by a so-called 'friend' of Tara's, as seen on her profile. You can also do this same drinking game with that... but with a different main character/author insert, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5986808/1/xXxChronicles_of_LifeDeathxXx xXxChronicles of LifeDeathxXx]]. |
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