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| Name: | Number of Chapters: | Beverage: | Comment: |
| Mister Always | 8 | Lemonade (niece's birthday) | Tongue felt like a sticky slab of bacon that'd been glued to the top of his mouth. |
| lanky | 12 | Sips of beer | Alcohol had enough time to render him unconcious before the possibility of death. |
| Inkblot | 15 | Water | Vomited. Tried again. Vomited again. |
| Milskidasith | 17 | Energy Drinks, Coffee, Apple Juice. | Went from "kind of tired" to "wide awake" in a couple chapters. Could not sleep for two days. |
| Squeegy | entire thing | Alcohol, then water | Ran out of alcohol. |
| Lamoxlamae | 16 & 17 | Water | Went though over 48 ounces. Suddenly no longer wanted dinner... |
| Capretty | whole thing | Soda then juice | Almost wet pants it was so funny, being near a bathroom helps. |
| Xander K | Whole Thing | Gatorade | Started thirsty. could barely get any Gatorade down after chapter 1... |
| Mystery Otaku | Whole Thing | Mountain Dew then water | Don't remember much of that night, but I had been RPing while doing it, and judging by the logs, I got really jittery and couldn't type until I switched to water. |
| afaz | through chapter 9 | Coke, Hawaiian Punch, Canada Dry, Rasberry seltzer, Pepsi, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and then water | Drank everything in the house before switching to water. Between five people, vomiting occurred thrice and peeing a lot more than that. Total: 132 shots each. There is something wrong when you can say "I peed, then I vomited, and then I peed again." |
| Peanut | Made it to the 15th chapter | sips of water | Went through 5 entire glasses of water. Had to go to the bathroom twice, and I'm sure I nearly wet myself. Just recently dawned upon me that Tara (the author of said awful fanfic) should be beaten up badly, and that anyone who finishes this piece of awfulness should get a statue commemorated in his/her honor. |
| KinReynard | Whole thing | sips of Coca-Cola | Had to take breaks to run to the local grocers to buy more cola. Read the entire thing aloud to a group of friend who participated as well. MIGHT have diabetes now as a result. At least the soda was one sale. |
| Fegbarr | 10 Chapters | Tea | Made a fresh cup of tea to enjoy the drinking game. As a result, burnt my mouth due to the massive rate at which I was forced to consume. Forced to abandon match after second cup, due to fear of setting my mouth aflame. |
| The Real CJ (& Friends) | Start to Finish | Rum and Coke, a lot of it | Does it count as a failure if you choke on your second drink from laughing too hard? |
| Ginger_Trekkie Plus older sister | Up to chaper 5 (Sister), Up to Chapter 13 | Arizona Iced Tea | Sister had to pee before chapter 3, I peed twice. Felt nauseous and got a headache. Will never look at iced tea again |
| Anomaly93 | entire thing | Koolaide, water, and pretzels | One cup of koolaide. Two cups of water. One and a half bowls of pretzels. Five pickles. One throbbing head and two trips to the bathroom. Now has immense hatred for the word vampire. Ow... |
| Purple Panther Girl | 12 Chapters | Water | Got hiccups form laughing so hard at the stupidity of it and was very nearly sick. |
| gumbal1 | 9 FRICKIN' chapters | Water | Thought the fic was worse than the large amounts of drinking. Tried summoning Yog-Sothulhu. Found three weeks later in his room, dead. Got better. |
| kasa-casa | 16 AND A HALF CHAPTERS | Water | Little brother wimped out after three chapters. Big sister and friends resolve to do all forty-four crumble around twelve. Will never drink water again. |
| Jormungandr | 17 | Strong Beer and water | 1L of 12% beer and 2L of water later I have run out of water and beer. |
| aRIS | 9 | Water | Ran out of water. |
| Icecream | 7.5 | sparkling water/salt | I got paranoid about water poisoning, hence the salt. I can't imagine how drunk someone would be if they did the whole thing with alcohol! |
| jhvh777 | 19 Authors Note | Mocha Frappuchino, can of Dr. Pepper, Water, Fruit Punch | Took sips instead of shots. Went to the bathroom 3 times. Felt ill after Ch 10. Has a new found respect for anyone who could finish this drinking game. |
| Freya | 17 | Energy drinks for me, energy drinks and alcohol for my friends | Stopped because of the repetitiveness. Was so hyper I spent the rest of the night giggling, even when asleep. |
| Hourai Rabbit | 17 | Sips of beer | Not drunk...but full...and feeling nauseous. Cognitive functions...failing... |
| Roukan | 22 | Full-strength Coke | I thought doing this on 4 hours of sleep would help me. So jittery... |
| Zetta Magnetic | 14 | Juice and Water | Ate an entire bag of Doritos before starting, probably didn't help. Got a headache around chapter 5, suffered a coughing fit at chapter 10, before I nearly threw up at "VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD" anyone who can do this is a GOD. Immediately after posting, I threw up large amounts of orange gunk. :c |
| Burning Wonderland | Something around . . . uh, 14? | Water | Has a sink in her room, thankfully. Every couple of chapters, she had to induce vomiting. |
| gumbal1 (again) | Whole thing | Nothing | Drank nothing, yet became drunk. |
| Unclebella | Whole thing | Orange Juice | Threw up, finished the story (drinking) but was left feeling strangely empty inside. |
| Kimm The Entertainer | 5 | Water | Had barely drank anything before starting. Peed before starting as well. By chapter three had downed an entire bottle. Took an extra shot for "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS" and six extra shots for Draco singing Good Charlotte. 98 shots in all. Keeping a log of shots and chapters. Will finish story, but must take intervals. No pee breaks so far. |
| Space Wings | 8 | Vault and Rum | Went through four 24 packs of Vault, took a five-minute leak afterwards, and then promptly induced vomiting. For some reason, every drink I took felt toxic... Of course, in hindsight, it might have just been the awful combination of drinks, but that's just me. |
| Vivaldi and friends | 11 | Jager | Anyone who has drunk Jager in copious amounts and who has read this know that it was a very, VERY bad idea. We woke up with one helluva hangover and no clue what exactly happened the night before. All I can remember is horrible laughter and feeling like my IQ was being threatened. |
| Yon Troper | 15 | Water | Uuuurggghhh... probably wasn't a good idea to hold it in for that long. If you get through the whole thing without needing to go to the toilet, you deserve a medal. |
| Sidhe3141 | 7 | Water | I think I somehow got drunk... Dear gods this is awful, but I'll keep going |
| Chaotix Divine | 12 | Powdered Drink Mix | By the end my throat was coated so thickly in residual powder that I could no longer swallow. Dear God. |
| Lemons | 12 | Sips of water | Number of sips it took to get high off of water: About 150. Total sips: 248. Total amount of water drank between 3 people: ~2 coffee pots. This Troper choking on water and her friend popping a vein before the story even begin: Priceless |
| Bandazgeek | 10 | Water | Took 167 sips of water in total. Interestingly, I didn't have to pee once, nor did it affect my appetite for my meal a few minutes afterward (mostly because I hadn't eaten much before undertaking the game anyway). I will no doubt attempt to do it again and make it all the way through when I have time. |
| BadKarma | All of it. Twice. | Nothing, but I probably should have. Maybe I'd still have remnants of my sanity... | I think it's torture enough that I sat down for another reading (read it aloud, btw, including all of the punctuation; it was fun counting the periods in those really...........long............ellipses.................) Cornelia Fug is definitely my favorite character, or however else their name was spelled. Maybe I'll try drinking next time, but I've never been much for suicidal endeavors. |
| PippingFool | Up to Chapter 33 | Water, then juice, then water again. | I had to take major breaks because I felt I was overworking my Kidneys. To cut a long story short. I read & drank, I stopped, I read & drank again, I stopped to go to the toilet, go sidetracked, read & drank, got smashed, went to the toilet, got head ache so I stopped, read & drank, Went to go see Sherlock Holmes, read & drank, had dinner, read & drank, got smashed, slept, read & drank, played New Super Mario Bros Wii, read & drank, got smashed, Got diarrhea so I stopped, read & drank, my brain, heart, kidneys and stomach started to ache so I said "Enough is too much" and stopped there. Will attempt to read the full thing later on this year (yes. THAT was the short version |
| Prep | Halfway through Chapter 9 | Water, then Pepsi, then back to water | It was painful. I got a stomachache. I was kind of clued in as to how bad things would be after I finished my 30 oz+ water bottle, all in all, I think I drank about 70 oz. and then I stopped because I felt dizzy |
| aimsme | Chapter 3 author's note | Yoghurt | Ran out of yoghurt. Got a mild headache, though that may have been from the pure fail. |
| InsanePoptart | End of Chapter 11 | Milk, water | Felt like a wave pool had been transported in stomach. Vocabulary reduced to the f-word for six hours. Head still throbbing from the combination of overhydration and blunt force trauma against the wall. |
| Paranoid, Sinister Attraction, Freakier Than Thou | Chapter 15 | Fruit punch, cherry 7up, Coca Cola, ginger ale, seltzer water, sprite, lemonade and water | Three people participated. Everyone got ill. One vomited after chapter 13. All participants now vomit upon hearing the word fishnets. 75 shots each, with a good half of the list crossed out for our sanity. |
| S Lamar and her younger sister | The whole thing | Water, soda, anything else in the fridge | Took us two days. Stomachache ensued both from the amount we drank and from laughter. Had to stop at least every five minutes for one of us to go to the bathroom. Immediately collapsed and went to bed upon finishing, ended up lightheaded enough for it to hurt. My favorite moment was when Cornelia Fuck showed up and my sister called the author a "motherfucker" between hysterical giggles. |
| I Win The Internets and two friends | eight chapters of eye-bleeding pain | Bourbon and cola | Both friends vomited on chapter 7 and I apparently screamed racist insults at a large white man outside on the footpath, calling him Samoan frequently. Was too drunk to confirm this however. |
| LaFemmeMorte and friend | All the way, with added sporks | 4L of Pepsi each | Ended up being unable to sleep, had severe pains in arms and head and was forever going to the toilet. Still fun. |
| Slopacockapocalypse and girlfriend | to chapter 17 | Lager for me, coke for her | won't piss straight ever again |
| Gizbear and friends | 32 and a half chapters | Tea at first, then water for me. peach tea and water for one, peach schnapps for another, water and pepsi for the rest | Only two of us lasted. I threw up once, got a little drunk, and shat water. My throat is completely raw. This is Hell. Plan to try again later for the sake of my pride. Still wondering how I got drunk... |
| Lightstriker and 3 friends | 1 sentence | Just water | Didn't even get through the entire list once, too busy laughing my ass off. We decided it wasn't a good idea when we could barely talk, let alone drink, just from reading the list |
| orpheus-izanagi | 13 chapters | Water | Ugh...not...feeling...good... |
| songwithnosoul | Chapter 10...ish? | Water | Started off thirsty, allowed herself frequent bathroom breaks, and was still unable to take it anymore after less than a dozen chapters. |
| Yuki Kiryu | Chapter 3 | Diet Coca-Cola | Had to stop before I was even halfway through Chapter 3 to avoid vomiting and/or peeing my pants. |
| Freakdood and 3 friends | Chapter 13 | Rum, cider and finally diluted cider | Had to weaken our drinks for fear of failing before chapter 5. Felt my first hangover. My last hangover. Never again. |
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