Line #9 Characters/SweetBroAndHellaJeff


1	!![[center:[-'''Main Cast:''' [[Characters/HomestuckKids Kids, Pre-Scratch]]; [[Characters/HomestuckPostScratchKids Kids, Post-Scratch]]; [[Characters/HomestuckTrollsGeneral Trolls]] ([[Characters/HomestuckTrollsOne Lowbloods]], [[Characters/HomestuckTrollsTwo Midbloods]], [[Characters/HomestuckTrollsThree Highbloods]], [[Characters/HomestuckPreScratchTrolls Pre-Scratch]]); [[Characters/HomestuckCherubs Cherubs]]-]]][[center: [-'''Supporting Cast:''' [[Characters/HomestuckGuardians Guardians & Ancestors]]; [[Characters/HomestuckSprites Sprites]]; [[Characters/HomestuckExiles Exiles & the Midnight Crew]]; [[Characters/HomestuckAgentsAndMonarchs Agents & Monarchs]]; [[Characters/HomestuckTheFelt The Felt]] ([[Characters/HomestuckTheFeltTwo Leaders]]); [[Characters/HomestuckOtherCharacters Others]]-]]][[center: [-'''Expanded Universe:''' [[Characters/HomestuckPostCanon Post-Canon]]; ''Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff''; ''Characters/{{Hiveswap}}'' ([[Characters/HiveswapTrollCall Troll Call]])-]]]
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3	The most awesome characters in the world.
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5	[[foldercontrol]]
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7	[[folder:Main characters]]
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9	!!Sweet Bro
10	[[quoteright:119:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sweetbro.png]]
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12	Sweet Bro is the first character introduced. He is known to like VideoGames and is always ready to test new ideas. Portrayed by Creator/BenStiller in the post-Scratch movie series.
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14	* ButtMonkey: He falls down the stairs in the first comic, falls off a bull and gets shit in his face, and generally has poor luck overall.
15	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He puts jelly on hot dogs and does not know how to pour milk correctly.
16	* CordonBleughChef: Who else would put jelly on a hot [[RougeAnglesOfSatin god]]?
17	* TheFundamentalist: He doesn't accept Jeff's alternate way of praying.
18	-->No you dumb homo tool, your '''''PRAYING WRONG.'''''
19	* HeterosexualLifePartners: He and Hella Jeff are bros.
20	* ParentalIncest: After Hella Jeff explains that he was briefly having sex with Sweet Bro's mother, it is revealed that Sweet Bro has also begun partaking in the act.
21	* PermaStubble: He's got a stubbly face. He shaves in one comic, but the stubble is right back to where it was in the next.
22	* ShonenHair: His hair is wild and spiky.
23	* TheKlutz: Besides falling down stairs, Sweet Bro has been seen failing various tasks like holding a ruler the right way, putting a spoon in the drawer, pouring milk, and putting on boots.
24	* TheStoner: He has weed dreams.
25	* TookALevelInBadass: In comic #41, he becomes insanely muscular.
26	-->'''Hella Jeff:''' fucking incredible
27	%%* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
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29	!!Hella Jeff
30	[[quoteright:246:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hellajeff.png]]
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32	Hella Jeff is the StraightMan of the two. He will usually [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=003.jpg question]] Sweet Bro's ideas if he finds them a little weird. He likes sports, especially basketball, and has [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=007.jpg demonstrated]] an intelligence capable of fooling Sweet Bro. Portrayed by Creator/OwenWilson in the post-Scratch movie series.
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34	* AntiHero: He's one of the main characters, but he can act like a jerk to Sweet Bro.
35	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: At first he watches Sweet Bro trying to make himself a glass of milk, but then he gets distracted by a squirrel.
36	-->'''Hella Jeff:''' AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA where do you even get a nut thats that big
37	* DistractedByTheSexy: He stops himself from watching Sweet Bro's awesome skateboard trick to stare at his mom's hot ass.
38	-->'''Hella Jeff:''' dufe, are you '''SCOPING''' this bipches '''''CHOICE ASS.'''''.
39	* HeterosexualLifePartners: He and Sweet Bro are inseparable.
40	* PantsFree: He took his pants off in Comic #2 (because he was banging Sweet Bro's mom for a minute there), and evidently never put them back on.
41	* StealthExpert: He seems to like spying on Sweet Bro, and appears in nooks and crannies effortlessly.
42	* TheStoner: Not as much as Sweet Bro, but he still tokes up on a joint to make him stoned. Or something.
43	%%* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
44
45	!!Geromy
46
47	The new friend, introduced in comic #7. Portrayed by Creator/DonaldGlover in the post-Scratch movie series, until Glover was tragically assassinated by [[Characters/HomestuckTheFeltTwo the Batterwtich]].
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49	* FlawlessToken: Dave's author notes from the print edition make it clear:
50	-->'''Dave Strider:''' geromy is always the new friend. hes always there and adds much needed racial diversity to these two white assholes who fuck everything up. geromy doesnt fuck anything up because hes perfect. i love geromy.
51	* LivingProp: He never even ''moves''.
52	* TokenBlackFriend: The new friend to the white protagonists, who is a LivingProp who does literally nothing. He nevertheless gets a lot of CharacterShilling. The theme song even calls him this by name.
53	[[/folder]]
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55	[[folder:Secondary characters]]
56	!!The Big Man
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58	A popular basketball player.
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60	* EdgyBackwardsChairSitting: He does this when he tells us to [[VerySpecialEpisode keep it real about AIDS.]]
61	* HiddenDepths: he wants that us all to keep it real about.............................. AIDS.
62	* InASingleBound: The Big Man can get some unreal air.
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64	!![[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Barack Obana]]
65
66	The president. But the econony is still falling.
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68	* NonstandardCharacterDesign: In a comic filled with poorly-drawn characters, Obana is a poor-quality photo of the man himself.
69	* OffTheChart: He made the econony crash to the point where the arrow is falling off the graph.
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71	!!Sweet Bro's Mom
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73	Sweet Bro's [[ParentalIncest kind and loving]] mother.
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75	* MrsRobinson: Bangs her son and his friend.
76	* MsFanservice: Both Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are banging her. She also seems to have a "choice ass", if Hella Jeff's comments are any indication.
77	* ReallyGetsAround: She has sex with two guys with quite a very short time inbetween, so this can be assumed, and one of them ''[[ParentalIncest is her son]]''!
78	* TheBusCameBack: Disappeared after the second comic, and didn't turn up again until number ''18''.
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80	!!Peaches
81	A dog that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are fond of.
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83	* BigFriendlyDog: "hopy SHIT, that dog is ''huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!''"
84	%%* CanineCompanion
85	* TeamPet: A recurring animal character.
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87	!!Thed Date
88	A beautiful wonan whom both Bro and Jeff dated. At the same time. It didn't exactly go well.
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90	* TheFaceless: According to the book's cover, she's a headless woman with floating arms.
91	* HugeGirlTinyGuy: She towers over our heroes to the point where her face doesn't fit in frame.
92	* InformedAttribute: Being that she's TheFaceless, we've no idea if Jeff's right about her being a "beautiful wonan".
93	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Hella Jeff goes to smell the rank ass Subway vent, the beautiful wonan begins to leave.
94	-->"Stop smelling those sandwinches you HIDEOUS COCK, she's ESCAPING TO THE SIDE."
95	[[/folder]]
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97	[[{{Characters.Homestuck}} > Go Back]]\

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