| 1 | Character sheet for FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals, a fanfic of ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}''. '''Warning:''' As of now, most spoilers directly related to the fic itself may be unmarked. Just about the only spoilers that are marked are about which characters die, and even then a look through this page might give them away. Despite being poorly written on purpose, there are still some pretty major plot twists around. |
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| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
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| 5 | ! Hellsing/Hecksing Organization -- ''Ulumate''-introduced Characters |
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| 7 | [[folder:Alucard]] |
| 8 | |
| 9 | !! Alucard Badguy |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->''Arr, this be my time to shine.'' |
| 12 | |
| 13 | A powerful vampire who hunts other vampires, as the first chapter says. Sometimes he is portrayed as a "wise mentor" to Seras. He likes [[Website/{{Facebook}} Fakebook]]. [[DontExplainTheJoke (Get it? It's "Facebook," but it isn't!)]] |
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| 15 | It's eventually revealed in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' that he's the Sage of Shadow. Information on the other four "Sages" can be found on [[Characters/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals HHC's character sheet.]] |
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| 17 | No relation to [[Film/MuppetsMostWanted Dominic Badguy]] or the Music/{{Queen}} album, at least as far as what the story shows. You can never be sure with its CrackFic roots. |
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| 19 | * AdaptationalWimp: |
| 20 | ** Alucard is still a powerful vampire, but he is nowhere near the ShowyInvincibleHero of his canon self. He is made a goofball {{cloudcuckoolander}} that relies on tools like his tank for extra damage, and he struggles far more with enemies that he originally could annihilate. [[spoiler:He is also ''permanently'' killed off by Chapter 4 of ''Ulumate''.]] |
| 21 | ** In ''Ultimate Chronicles'', he is even weaker, to the point where Luke actually takes out one of his lives and Alucard cannot keep up with his SuperSpeed. |
| 22 | * BerserkButton: |
| 23 | ** Insulting Intergra. Do it, and he ''will'' eat you. |
| 24 | ** Calling him "Al" also pisses him off. Well, more by his enemies. He just has mild discomfort when called that by his allies. |
| 25 | ** As with most of the Rainbow Crew, he's apparantly a big fan of ''Futurama'', to the point where in ''Dawn'', [[spoiler:Flanders insults it as a way to get Alucard to launch him out of a tank when he runs out of other ideas to convince him]]. |
| 26 | * CastingAShadow: Alucard is heavily affiliated with darkness and dark-related powers even compared to other vampires. In Fan's "larger lore," he is apparently the Sage of Shadow, although what this means is yet to be clear. Various characters inspired by him in Fan/Water's other works are also heavily themed around darkness and shadow, such as Nosfo of ''Intriguing Group''. |
| 27 | * CatchPhrase: He will UNLEESH HECK [sic] on the bad guys. |
| 28 | * CrutchCharacter: By the beginning of ''Ulumate'', he is unquestionably Hecksing's biggest asset and takes down just about one villain each chapter on average. [[spoiler:Then he dies less than a third into the story, and Seras and Carl have to face all future threats without him while they both get stronger]]. |
| 29 | * CursedWithAwesome: In ''Dawn'', when he gets his plant arm near the end of chapter 3. [[spoiler:Naturally, the arm by itself is DoomedByCanon since there is no mention of it in ''Ulumate''. He loses it to Itachi two chapters later]]. |
| 30 | * DecoyProtagonist: [[spoiler:The first two chapters of ''Ulumate'' are mainly about him. Then Chapter 3 comes and gives a little more screen time to Seras and Carl. Chapter 4 is mainly about the Millennium, but when he comes into play, he dies shortly after and Carl, Seras, and Rip become the main characters. He's even listed along with Seras as the fic's central characters until he dies, afterwhich it's just Seras until Rip's HeelFaceTurn.]] |
| 31 | * {{Dracula}}: {{Averted}}, in this fan fic they're two separate entities. A flashback in Chapter 5 reveals this, where Alucard tried to visit Dracula to turn into a vampire. But he couldn't, since transformation only worked on the opposite sex.[[labelnote:Note]]A rule which was later thrown out the window three chapters later when Carl transforms Mayor Quimby.[[/labelnote]] |
| 32 | * DroppedABridgeOnHim: [[spoiler:Getting killed with a massive bomb (which also qualifies as a WaveMotionGun) is one thing, but the reason he wasn't able to escape was because his tank just happened to stall on him, chalking his death up to incredibly bad luck]]. |
| 33 | * GoshDangitToHeck: He will UNLEESH HECK on the bad guys. It's also supposed to be his CatchPhrase, but he only says it twice in the original ''Ulumate'', and once was in a flashback that supposedly explained the phase's origin. |
| 34 | * ImprobableAimingSkills: It may (or may not, given how Seras's bullets can explode, Rip's can multiply, and Carl's weapon is a guitar that shoots deadly sound) be an [[StylisticSuck "error,"]] but the first chapter says that his bullets can shoot guns rather than the other way around. There's also a WhatCouldHaveBeen scene where he tries to get Seras to shoot at a target six ''thousand'' kilometers away. [[ArtisticLicenceGeography Which is almost half of the Earth's circumference, meaning that if this was the intent, Alucard would be asking Seras to practically shoot someone from the other side of the planet.]] |
| 35 | * InsaneTrollLogic: As revealed in ''Dawn'', he thinks that nobody should argue with someone who saved Integra's life, even if the arguer was Integra herself. As a result, after Rip sort-of saves her life, Integra rejects treating her kindly, which results in Alucard actually yelling at her. |
| 36 | * {{Irony}}: [[spoiler:His quote is said right before the battle that he dies in.]] |
| 37 | * KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:After being billed as the main character, Alucard dies in Chapter 4 of ''Ulumate'', through Jan using the Doctor's robotic arm to unleash a massive holy explosion that can get through all of his immunities and possible extra lives and takes him out. He is briefly revived in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' through some of his cells being in a cloning vat, but he dies by the end of that chapter, killing him for good.]] |
| 38 | * LargeHam: [[{{Flanderization}} Especially]] in some of his later appearances in Great Pikmin Fan's works. |
| 39 | * ThePlotReaper: [[spoiler:One of the strongest characters in the story. He's killed off a third of the way into it, ''just before'' the longer storylines and stronger villains kick in.]] |
| 40 | * OutOfCharacterMoment: Despite being characterized as being so devoted to Integra that a simple insult at her is enough to get him to kill someone, he yells at Integra at one point in ''Dawn'', due to InsaneTrollLogic. |
| 41 | * TankGoodness: He drives around in a tank. ''Dawn'' finally explains its origins: [[spoiler:He got it after winning his first battle against Anderson]]. |
| 42 | * TookALevelInDumbass: He's subjected to this in ''Dawn''. |
| 43 | * VerbalTic: |
| 44 | ** He sometimes talks like a pirate. This would normally be excused as the fic's usual bad sentence structure, but it's notable in that nobody else does that. This is dropped in ''Ultimate''. |
| 45 | ** Also like a stereotypical "wise mentor," even calling Seras "young grasshopper." This is also dropped in ''Ultimate'' |
| 46 | * WalkingSpoiler: [[spoiler:He dies less than a third of the way into the story. This means just about anything about him could be a spoiler, including [[InterfaceSpoiler how thin his trope count on this very character sheet is compared to, say, Carl or Rip.]]]] |
| 47 | * YourVampiresSuck: Why he killed [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward]] in the original ''Hurrcain'', for being a bad vampire. This is very much EarlyInstallmentWeirdness, as in the original take of that, he did it seemingly just for being a bad vampire and he would later be established as a NiceGuy among Hecksing. This was later altered (even before the ''Ultimate'' rewrite) so that Edward was comitting actual murders, to make Alucard look more sympathetic. |
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| 49 | [[/folder]] |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[folder:Integra]] |
| 52 | |
| 53 | !! Integra Heck |
| 54 | |
| 55 | ->''SERCH AND DESTROY TOES TRADERS!'' |
| 56 | |
| 57 | The [[OddlySmallOrganization sole]] leader of Hecksing, and the founder. |
| 58 | |
| 59 | * ActionGirl: In ''Dawn'', where she's considerably active. ''Ulumate'' also shows off a few of her skills, such as how she fends off against ''Rip and Zorin'', and [[spoiler:her running over Walter]]. |
| 60 | * AntiMagic: Works with Ned Flanders to set up an anti-vampire spell keeping vampires out of London. |
| 61 | * BadassNormal: |
| 62 | ** She's able to fend off against ''Zorin and Rip'', the former being one of the Millennium's most ellete members and the latter being a "secret weapon" charmer. Oh, and she fights the two ''at the same time''. ''While driving''. Then she attempts to kill Giant Mutant Homer, but this fails. |
| 63 | ** She and ''possibly'' Kamina are the only characters who were members of Hecksing to appear to lack any kind of powers becides the standard chakra moves. Alucard, Seras, Rip, and Zorin are vampires, Carl's a ''Martian'' vampire, Walter [[spoiler:is an angel]], and Denise and Kaitana from ''Dawn'' are mermaids. Then again, she was co-organizing a shield over London with Flanders, but the specifics of that aren't known. |
| 64 | * BloodFromTheMouth: [[spoiler:After being stabbed by Lawyer Guy.]] |
| 65 | * CrashIntoHello: The way she met Alucard in this fan fic. |
| 66 | * DroppedABridgeOnHer: Commented on: |
| 67 | -->[[spoiler:To show [Lawyer Guy] meens bisness, he dun dun dun STABED INTEGRA THRU BACK! (hay this is borderline filer and I want a litel more plot revelense in here so that it not a complet waste of tim also theres a littel caracter developement cuz before there was not really that much)]] |
| 68 | * SacrificialLion: [[spoiler:Her death in chapter 9, as the narrator outright says.]] |
| 69 | * TookALevelInJerkass: She's a bit stricter of a leader in ''Dawn'', although that might be attributed to the greater screentime. |
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| 71 | [[/folder]] |
| 72 | |
| 73 | [[folder:Seras]] |
| 74 | |
| 75 | !! Seras Victoria |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->''MANIUM? I KILL YOU DED! I WILL UNSCREW UR HED AND SHIT DOWN UR NECK!'' |
| 78 | |
| 79 | A police girl who got attacked by the [[WarmupBoss first boss]] of the fan fic. She got saved by Alucard, but due to his terrible aim he ended up shooting her and had to transform her into a vampire to save her. |
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| 81 | Her actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers herself in CSU, HTD, and HUC, as CSU and HTD are essentially spinoffs of HUC. |
| 82 | |
| 83 | * AbusiveParents: Her adoptive parents. They were jerks! |
| 84 | * ColorCodedCharacters: Yellow. |
| 85 | * DisproportionateRetribution: She ''grinds Carl against a wall'' for flirting with her. The only reason why Carl survives was because he had washed his face with holy water, which doesn't make much sense. |
| 86 | * EmergencyTransformation: By Alucard, after he himself ends up ''shooting her by accident''. |
| 87 | * FridgeLogic: Invoked. She's somehow able to bite and transform Carl ''without teeth.'' And Carl's not a virgin. In fact, the stuff he did to lose his virginity and ''long'' after it was why Zorin was unable to "metaphor" him. |
| 88 | * RedOniBlueOni: Red to Carl's blue. Also, to some extent, red (or more like yellow) to Rip's blue. |
| 89 | * [[SirSwearsALot Lady Swears a Lot]]: For some reason, she keeps spouting out increasingly lewd and disturbing threats to the Millennium. She also keeps dashing to attack them head-on. She swears more than Jan, who amusingly doesn't curse at all in this fic. |
| 90 | * StuffBlowingUp: Her bullets gain the ability to explode after she sleeps with Carl. |
| 91 | * TooDumbToLive: She's dashed on to attack "Card Guy" and Schrodinger head-on. She also attempted to do this with Walter and the Captain, but Rip, ''who is supposed to be a "loveable idiot" type character'', stops her. |
| 92 | * {{Tsundere}}: To Carl. It's even described as her accent. Very, very, ''very'' little on the dere. |
| 93 | |
| 94 | [[/folder]] |
| 95 | |
| 96 | [[folder:Carl]] |
| 97 | |
| 98 | !! Carl Stevens |
| 99 | |
| 100 | ->''We goin to KICK DIS UP A NOTCH!'' |
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| 102 | Martian rockstar who got stranded on earth during a vacation. He killed Pip by accident on his way to earth. He is eventually promoted to Hecksing's leader after Integra's death. |
| 103 | |
| 104 | His actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers himself in CSU, HTD, and HUC, as CSU and HTD are essentially spinoffs of HUC. |
| 105 | |
| 106 | * AuthorAvatar: Parodied. It's not noticeable at first, but then several AuthorTract[=s=] are added, as well as occasional reveals that he is geeky, seemingly reflecting the typical writter of fan fiction like this. |
| 107 | * AwesomeButImpractical: His skill is only ever useful during the "Card Guy" fight. Outside of that, his weapon is essentially a weaker gun. |
| 108 | * ColorCodedCharacters: Rainbow, man! Winning! |
| 109 | * DoubleStandard: According to him, it's okay to add another once-evil woman to a polygamous relationship and redemption, but any once-evil men who attempt the same should be cut in half. (Granted, it was Zorin who killed the soldier, not Carl, but this was heavily implied.) |
| 110 | * FantasticRacism: "Wherewolfs just smok pot and always ALL CAPS there senteses. They are suck." |
| 111 | * FishOutOfWater: His story arc, in that he's a Martian stranded on Earth. And in a more meta sense, his character clashes horribly with ''everything'' else in ''Hellsing''. And later, he clashes horribly with everything in ''Steven Universe''. |
| 112 | * [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green-Skinned Space Charlie Sheen]]: Very evident in HUC's cover image. While it could just be because of the fake-author's lazyness, based on what we know of what Carl is like there is little reason for him to have any really bizarre "alien" features. |
| 113 | * HateSink: ''Heroic'' example. Despite being one of the good guys, he was never intended to be likable. Thanks to sticking out of the cast like a sore thumb, being extremely rude to and harassing Seras, and being a reference to a meme that's probably becoming outdated especially during the time of ''Carl Stevens Universe''. And speaking of CSU, it's ''magnified'' there thanks to him being an actual antagonist this time. |
| 114 | * ImprobableWeaponUser: Champion out of them all in the story, his is a guitar that shoots deadly sound waves. |
| 115 | * InformedAttractiveness: Intentionally. Near the end of the story, it says that his naked butt would be attractive for those that like men. The problem is, [[AllThereInTheManual at least according to the Tumblr picture that accompanied the new version of the final chapter]] ([[http://great-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/97700110192/day-50 here]], image has debatable worksafe-ness), Carl's butt is ''[[FanDisservice very]]'' small and shriveled, giving [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]] a run for his money. This is made obvious by how Seras and Rip have their behinds drawn with more "realistic" proportions. (But the sheer "[[UsefulNotes/MSPaint MS Painty]][[BuffySpeak ness]]", as well as the large, odd, uneven shapes, prevents it from being outright FanService.) |
| 116 | * JerkAss: And how. WordOfGod intended to make him completely unbearable. Exaggerated in ''Carl Stevens Universe''. |
| 117 | * MarryThemAll: His proposal at the end of chapter 7... only it wasn't to "marry" them. It works, despite two of the participants being the enemy. |
| 118 | * MemeticMutation: Invoked, most of his character is based on the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg Winning!]]" music video more than the Charlie Sheen interviews themselves. |
| 119 | * NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He's a parody of Creator/CharlieSheen, and a rather blatant one. Which is odd, because David Hasselhoff appears, and HHC has more celebrities such as Tony Hawk. |
| 120 | * ThePowerOfRock: His main weapon, lifted directly from the ''Spongebob'' movie. |
| 121 | * RedOniBlueOni: Blue to Seras' red. |
| 122 | * SpotlightStealingSquad: It doesn't start off that badly (he hardly got any focus back when [[spoiler:Alucard was alive]]),[[SerialEscalation but as the seasons go by he gets worse and worse]]. |
| 123 | * TooDumbToLive: He saw Rip. He knows what she looks like. And yet, after being sent into an illusion and seeing her ''still covered in blood'', he thinks it's an actual date and tries to hit on her. |
| 124 | * WouldHitAGirl: In ''Hecksing'', it's a lot more difficult to tell since he spends most of one of two fights involving women enemies cowering and the second one has its women dealt with by Seras and Rip, but it's there. He kicks Rip after finding out that the "date" he was in was an illusion. Its made a lot clearer in ''Carl Stevens Universe'', where [[spoiler:he eventually has opened first on all of the female Crystal Gems (and Steven), one of these attacks even pushing Amethyst off of a bridge]]. |
| 125 | |
| 126 | [[/folder]] |
| 127 | |
| 128 | [[folder:Rip]] |
| 129 | |
| 130 | !! Rip Van Winkle |
| 131 | |
| 132 | ->''We'll win. Because I have win in my name!'' |
| 133 | |
| 134 | Former member of Millennium until the London invasion, wherein she and Zorin disobeyed orders and slept with Carl. She got fired by the Doctor, through Schrodinger, and was hired in Hecksing not too long after by Integra. |
| 135 | |
| 136 | For some, [[RuleOfFunny never explained]] reason, everything she says is written with perfect spelling and grammar. |
| 137 | |
| 138 | Her actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers herself in CSU, HTD, and HUC, as CSU and HTD are essentially spinoffs of HUC. |
| 139 | |
| 140 | * AscendedExtra: She goes from minor villain to a slightly bigger villain who becomes one of the leads. |
| 141 | * TheAtoner: [[spoiler:''Housestuck'' reveals that this is part of her character, as she came to realize that her rain of villainly/not-caring just led to her becoming a monster herself. She has decided to spend the rest of her (presumably long) life trying to make up for it]]. |
| 142 | * BulletHell: Her special skill involves controlling bullets... only in this fic, she gets the ability to ''multiply them'' after she sleeps with Carl. And each of the multiples can be controlled. And this also goes for bullets fired from ''anything'', even rapid fire machine guns. |
| 143 | * BreastAttack: Seras kicks her there in chapter 7. Despite probably having lost both legs to her. |
| 144 | * BreastExpansion: Her breast size is incredibly inconsistent. She also notably keeps her incresed bust size during ''Carl Stevens Universe'', possibly impling that even there she has her charming abilities. |
| 145 | * ColorCodedCharacters: Blue. Bright blue, to be specific. To be even more specific, this is revealed as azure in ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''. |
| 146 | * TheDitz. |
| 147 | * DracoInLeatherPants: Invoked, obviously. |
| 148 | * DumbBlonde: Even though she's not blonde, she still fits the stereotype to some extent. Chapter 4 is the most obvious example. |
| 149 | * EasilyForgiven: And ''how''. ''For both the Millennium and Hecksing''. She outright wipes out half of the "[[Franchise/CodeGeass Wild Geass]]" and gets away with it pretty much because Carl has a boner for her. Before that, she makes a horribly stupid mistake and yet the Millennium forgive her because the Doctor... well, same reason as Carl. |
| 150 | * {{Expy}}: Her character in this fic is ''loosely'' based on portrayals of [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Lindsay]]. Also, of [[Film/UndercoverBrother White she-devil.]] (The ending of chapter 7 makes the latter more obvious.) |
| 151 | * FemmeFatale: Initially introduced as this -- repurposed to the Millennium's "charmer" that can apparently seduce other characters to do her bidding. Her actual character turns out to be a bit more complicated than this. |
| 152 | * FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler:''Housestuck'' implies that something happened to her in the past that left her in a state of helplessness, similar to her canon battle with Alucard. Unlike that battle, she survived, and spent everything after that trying to be as powerful as possible to never feel that way again. It was only after seeing a young Jade Harley crying in her burning mansion that Rip realized that what she was doing was wrong, and she's just as bad as whoever it was that tried to kill her, so she gave it up and is currently spending the rest of her life trying to make up for everything bad she did]]. |
| 153 | * FullFrontalAssault: She has no problems fighting Major in the nude (but she inexplicably quickly re-dresses herself) or wearing nothing but a ''see-through'' shirt and ''thong''. [[spoiler:She also does this unknowingly to Section DCLXVI.]] |
| 154 | * HighHeelFaceTurn. |
| 155 | * HotterAndSexier: Parodied. |
| 156 | * InformedAbility: She can "charm" people, but she never does so. Unless you count the Doctor seeing her after accidentally falling into water, but that was an accident. |
| 157 | * InformedAttractiveness: She is very much implied to look a bit different, not even counting her boobs. For a character that, in canon, had a minor case of ViewerGenderConfusion, she is apparantly so hot that she induces DistractedByTheSexy on Doctor, and during the invasion Carl doesn't mind trying to date her ''even though he's supposed to be fighting her''. |
| 158 | * {{Irony}}: Her charm skills? Yeah, she ends up falling for Carl, and would have won the "invashon" had she not fallen in love with him. |
| 159 | * KarmaHoudini: In spite of all the crap she did, the worst thing that happens to her is that she gets fired. Which she even avoided the first time. |
| 160 | * MeaningfulName: Apart from her quote, there's also how she '''rips''' stuff out. Like how she rips Seras apart. When she was born, she ripped through paper. '''Steel paper'''. [[spoiler:This gets a nod near the end of ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''.]] |
| 161 | * MsFanservice: Parodied. She wears a very revealing outfit for most of the story, and even that gets rendeered see-through. And she's been flat-out naked thrice, two of those moments being ''pretty'' long. |
| 162 | * NakedPeopleAreFunny: The result of having fan service deliberately done [[StylisticSuck poorly]], combined with how often she gets naked or has her entire costume made transperant. |
| 163 | * ObfuscatingStupidity: She actually appears to be competant. She was able to take out Walter, one of the more ellite forces, and she came up with a complicated plan to take out Major in chapter 11. And the plan worked. And then there's the lengthy, semi-intellectual recap at the beginning of the final season, and pretty much everything she does in ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''.... [[spoiler:''Housestuck'' either confirms this was intentional or ret-cons a reason into her suddenly gaining intellegence after joining Hecksing.]] |
| 164 | * PaintingTheMedium: For some reason, she speaks in completely clear and correct grammar. And it's ''weird'' to see that after three chapters of LargeHam. It's short sentences on her first appearance, though. Arguably it's because there's not much to be said during that incident. |
| 165 | * Really700YearsOld: |
| 166 | ** A flashback in chapter 5 reveals that she was the one who vampirized Alucard, since the latter needed a female to turn him. This occurred during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, and when she was vamperized herself was unknown. |
| 167 | ** ''Dawn'' reveals that, during the time of World War II, she was [[NumberOfTheBest 616]]. By the distant finale, she literally is over 700 years old. |
| 168 | * RedemptionEqualsSex: The end of chapter 7. |
| 169 | * RedOniBlueOni: Blue to Seras's red, when Carl's not around to fulfill that role. |
| 170 | * '''SelfFanservice''': [[invoked]]Parodied. ''[[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090924225512/hellsing/images/5/5d/Rip_van_Winkle.png This]]'' is a shot of her canon design. She is made to look ObviouslyEvil and [[ViewerGenderConfusion has been mistaken for a man]], especially in the manga. Here, however, she is supposedly a beauty goddess, who bears incredibly large breasts (exactly how large is never consistent) and has the ability to "charm" others into basically doing whatever she wants. While she never uses this in combat (although that was the original plan before Jan hijacks it), her accidentally exposing herself to Doctor actually saved her from getting fired, and it's implied that she could have turned ''Alucard'' on the Millennium's side. Plus, her regular outfit amounts to just a shirt (going to be ret-conned to a bra sometime around the end of July to the beginning of August) and a ''thong''. And both of them are made out of a material that becomes see-through when wet. Which happens often. |
| 171 | * SexySoakedShirt: She's a fanservice-y character and gets her clothes soaked OnceASeason. Once with ''blood'', no less. |
| 172 | * ShamelessFanserviceGirl: She strips naked ''in the middle of combat'' because her outfit was ruined in chapter 11. Which makes her freakout in the end [[spoiler:after finding out that she forgot to put clothes on before battle]] all the more weirder. |
| 173 | * SmallNameBigEgo: See her quote. |
| 174 | * SparedByTheAdaptation: She ([[spoiler:well, and the Captain]]) is the only character who died in canon that survives to the end. Seras [[spoiler:is the only character that ''lived'' in canon that survives to the end]]. Carl is an OC, so [[spoiler:all three of ''Hecksing''[='=]s "main" surviving members have unique backgrounds in terms of life and death.]] |
| 175 | * StealthPun: She's part of a Nazi organization, and uses perfect grammar and spelling in a fan fic otherwise filled with RougeAngelsOfSatin and general mispellings. She's a ''GrammarNazi''. |
| 176 | * TheStoner: Before joining the Millennium, she and the Captain were a pair of supernatural stoners. They, or at least the Captain, still take drugs now. |
| 177 | * {{Stripperiffic}}: Her usual attire, consisting of nothing but a thong and shirt, which she wears almost all the time. The exceptions are when she's naked and her "cannon suit" towards the end of chapter 7 and a few points in the final season. Or her see-through dress in the final chapter, which just has an even ''more'' revealing outfit underneath. |
| 178 | * ThongOfShielding: Subverted. Her lower outfit is a thong for most of the story, but probably only because it's an excuse to say she has an outfit on when she's supposed to while still exposing her ass. And it gets see-through anyway. The fic point-blank says her naked butt it visible and uncensored in the end, even though it could very well say her hair covers it. Even more evident in the image that accompanies the new version of chapter 13 on Great Pikmin Fan's Tumblr page, which has uncensored ass shots of her, Seras, [[FanDisservice and Carl]], and her hair even appears to be blown to the side so that it ''doesn't'' cover her butt. |
| 179 | * {{Tsundere}}: Chapter 7 describes her as this, outright. But she ultimately isn't, and just treats Carl nicely most of the time. |
| 180 | * TheUnfought: Subverted. While Alucard never fights her (although she ''does'' meet him in the past to vampirize him, [[spoiler:and she is eventually let into Hecksing during ''Dawn'']]) thanks to a last-second move by Jan, she later joins Zorin to assault the Hecksing manor. |
| 181 | * TheVamp: Implied. She's been stated to be able to "charm" people and was even sent at first to charm Alucard. It's unknown if her skills could work on Alucard, because Jan took the mission instead. |
| 182 | * VerbalTic: A possible aversion. She talks ''perfectly''. As in, not with the usual SBIG typoes. It's not that noticeable until around chapters 8 onward, but it's still there. |
| 183 | * WakeUpCallBoss: While Jan [[spoiler:showed that sending Alucard after things isn't always a good idea]], she and Zorin are the first villains that Hecksing actually struggles with fighting. Between Walter, the Titan Mecha/Doctor, Major, and [[spoiler:Hitler]], every major villain they face bar [[AntiClimax Captain]] just gets tougher for them and requires more strategy. |
| 184 | * WalkingSpoiler: Ignoring the current lack of spoiler tags under her sheet, the fact that she's in the Hecksing section should tell you something. |
| 185 | |
| 186 | [[/folder]] |
| 187 | |
| 188 | [[folder:Zorin]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | !! Zorin Blitz |
| 191 | |
| 192 | ->''We will split up also, me with half the vampers you with other half, and we will take them down like with Ranging Bloyster in Pikmin!'' |
| 193 | |
| 194 | Another person sent as part of the London "Invashon," formerly working for the Millennium. Like Rip, she falls for Carl, but unlike Rip, she dies in the very next chapter. She seems to be a pretty big fan of ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}''. |
| 195 | |
| 196 | * ClusterFBomb: Her reaction upon finding out she would be partnered with Rip is a long string of "Shit!"s. |
| 197 | * CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler:Probably the biggest example in the fan fic. She's killed when Walter takes a huge extract of blood from Mayor Quimby, weaponizes it into a fist, a punches her face so hard that it flies right through it.]] |
| 198 | * EarlyBirdCameo: She appears in chapter 3 with little lines and disguises as Seras in a ''VideoGame/PaperMario'' reference... for some reason. |
| 199 | * HighHeelFaceTurn. |
| 200 | * OutOfCharacterAlert: When disguising as Seras, she calls Carl "Dumbass" instead of Carl, which alerts to Hecksing that she's the fake one. However, considering the way Seras treats Carl throughout the entire series, this really just comes off as a lucky guess. |
| 201 | * [[spoiler:ThePlotReaper: Her illusion/mind entering abilities can easily beat out most of the villains. Solution? Have Walter somehow get the ability to ''counter'' her and kill her off, thus preventing Hecksing from using her powers against Major/Doctor/Schrodinger/Hitler.]] |
| 202 | * RedemptionEqualsDeath: [[spoiler:In chapter 7, she and Rip stop the invasion when Carl asks to take them in a foursome with him and Seras. The next chapter, she's considered redeemed and added to Hecksing's membership, and Integra already seems to like her a lot more than Carl.]] |
| 203 | * RedemptionEqualsSex: Alongside Rip. |
| 204 | * SacrificialLamb: [[spoiler:In the fight against Walter, she mostly just serves to get killed by him.]] |
| 205 | * ShoutOut: |
| 206 | ** Her abilities are constantly referred to as "metaphoring," which is a reference to a deleted article (referenced [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100-j here]]) on the Website/SCPFoundation about a mask that "metaphors" people until they die. |
| 207 | ** They are also refered to as "Film/{{Inception}}ing." Complete with Carl having a top, which for some reason does not fall in illusions. |
| 208 | * TheUnintelegible: Downplayed. She occasionally talks using a variety of ''Homestuck''-esque quirks, but her speech is still comprehencible. |
| 209 | * WakeUpCallBoss: See Rip's entry. |
| 210 | * [[spoiler:TheWorfEffect: Getting defeated by Walter in chapter 8 with little to no effort.]] |
| 211 | |
| 212 | [[/folder]] |
| 213 | |
| 214 | [[folder:Master Chief/Kamina]] |
| 215 | |
| 216 | !! Master Chief/Kamina |
| 217 | |
| 218 | ->''Four vampires? 3 of them hot chiks? This is gonna be SWEAT!'' |
| 219 | |
| 220 | After a certain downer event, Integra took a trip to UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity in order to find a "replacement" member. While there, she was attacked by a giant mutant [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]], but he was defeated by an unknown person, whom Integra hired as the replacement. The person turned out to be [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} the Master Chief]], who in turn would later reveal to be [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]]. |
| 221 | |
| 222 | ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' would also reveal that he's the Sage of Spirit. Information on the other four "Sages" can be found on [[Characters/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals HHC's character sheet.]] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | * AscendedExtra: Even compared to Alucard, Integra, and Walter, he has a '''far''' bigger role in ''Dawn'' than in ''Ulumate''. To the point where he's practically the secondary lead behind Alucard, seeing as he gets a lot of screentime whenever Alucard isn't normally around. |
| 225 | * TheCameo: The reveal of him as Kamina. |
| 226 | * CharacterizationMarchesOn: He gains a lot more personality and acts more like the canon Kamina as the story goes on. |
| 227 | * DidntThinkThisThrough: Carl calls him out for his "plan" to look for Major and Schrodinger: |
| 228 | -->'''Carl:''' KAMINA GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HER IN YOUR CRAFT WHAT THE HECK WAS YOU THINKING SERCHING FOR A TELEPORTER?! |
| 229 | * FlatCharacter: |
| 230 | ** In ''Ulumate''. As the "Master Chief," he has next to no characterization aside from being a generic party dude at one scene. (Which provides the page quote.) He doesn't really get anything as Kamina, either. ''Dawn'' is gearing towards averting this, by giving him far more characterization. |
| 231 | * ForeignFanservice: The only definite Japanese character in Hecksing (although the name "Kaitana" raises some brows, and since Kamina works with Spartains here it's hard to really tell what he counts as), and he's outright stated by Cortana to be the fanservice. |
| 232 | * HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Thanks to a vision Lex Luthor gave him in ''Dawn'', he occasionally tries to prove that he has no romantic interest in Alucard at all. Reaches its peak when he compliments someone's ass in the final chapter, just to find that it's a [[FanDisservice 59-year-old Walter's.]] |
| 233 | * IdiotBall: See DidntThinkThisThrough. He normally doesn't seem to be that dumb. |
| 234 | * MrFanservice: According to Cortana in ''Dawn''. He shares this title with Kaitana, but Cortana ranks him as higher on the roster. |
| 235 | * LateArrivalSpoiler: The fact that the Master Chief is actually Kamina would have been a surprise at first, but now ''Dawn'' gives it away a bit more casually. |
| 236 | * TheQuietOne: As the Chief. And that's saying something; the second most silent character is arguably Rip, who still occasionally babbles about some stuff. |
| 237 | * TestosteronePoisoning: It's even more blatant than with Carl. |
| 238 | * WalkingSpoiler: Because of his real identity, and his reason for joining Hecksing in the first place. |
| 239 | * [[spoiler:TheWorfEffect: He dies just before the FinalBoss to demonstrate Hitler's life drain abilities.]] |
| 240 | |
| 241 | [[/folder]] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[folder:The Captain]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | !! The Captain |
| 246 | |
| 247 | ->''SEND ME. I GOD FITER.'' |
| 248 | |
| 249 | Millennium's self-proclaimed "trump card" and good fighter. He's the Major's talkative, emotional werewolf bodyguard who tends to wear a full SS uniform. He wishes to do most, if not all, of the dirty work. The Captain finally gets his wish when he is sent on the Quimby capture in chapter 8. |
| 250 | |
| 251 | In the epilogue, it has been revealed that Rip turned him into a familiar and somehow got him to work for the side of Hecksing. |
| 252 | |
| 253 | His actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers himself in CSU, HTD, and HUC, as CSU and HTD are essentially spinoffs of HUC. |
| 254 | |
| 255 | * [[spoiler:AntiClimax: For Millennium's trump card, he goes down ''really'' quick.]] |
| 256 | * AscendedExtra: Averted when it comes to this story; played straight when you compare this to ''Carl Stevens Universe''. |
| 257 | * [[spoiler:BackForTheFinale: It turns out that Rip went back to the Grand Canyon between chapters 9 and 10 and drank his blood. He later reappears as a familiar in chapter 13.]] |
| 258 | * BreakingTheFourthWall: His "[[AnimatedActors actor]]" tells kids not to eat random mushrooms from the ground after David Haselhoff reveals that mushrooms are why he's big. Since [[spoiler:he's dead]], there are three other people in the scene, and kids likely won't be reading this in the first place, and that not eating random food in the wild is an obvious lesson, it is odd why this happens in the first place. |
| 259 | * TheDragon: [[DemotedToExtra Not anymore.]] |
| 260 | * ManChild: This version of acts very much so. |
| 261 | * MotorMouth: He talks a ''lot'', in complete contrast to [[TheQuietOne his canon self]]. |
| 262 | * NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: He can ''fly''. As in, he can actually take off into the air in his wolf form and fly. |
| 263 | * NoIndoorVoice: He almost always talks in ALL CAPS. The first time he speaks in lower case (unless you count an "accidental" turning off of caps lock in the short ShowWithinAShow in chapter 5) was not until chapter 8, his proper introduction. This was lampshaded. |
| 264 | * SmallNameBigEgo: A lot of talk, but little to no action. |
| 265 | * TheStoner: Along with Rip, before they were in the Millennium. |
| 266 | |
| 267 | [[/folder]] |
| 268 | |
| 269 | [[folder:Guards, Geese, and Pikmin]] |
| 270 | |
| 271 | !! The Hecksing Guards/Wild Geese[=/=]VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} |
| 272 | |
| 273 | Originally, Hecksing had a number of guards, but they were all wiped out when the Valentine brothers attacked them. They were replaced by the Wild Geese shortly after Carl accidentally killed their leader Pip and became the new leader, but eventually ''they'' died in the "Invasion" from Zorin and Rip. Finally, after dealing with one mission and one tough lawyer without any other help, they got Pikmin during their fight against the Titan Mecha to assist them, and even though many of them were blown up at first, the Pikmin remained as Hecksing's guards even up until the DistantFinale. |
| 274 | |
| 275 | * NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: An uncommon running gag in ''SBIG'' as a whole is to introduce new Pikmin types that are conveniently immune to something related to what they are fighting. In this case, Orange Pikmin immune to explosives. |
| 276 | * RedShirtArmy: While the Pikmin ''do'' have some of their numbers remain alive (likely thanks to the Onions giving potential to near-infinite numbers of them, or at least a much faster method of reproduction), the Geese and the guards have no such luck. |
| 277 | * RememberTheNewGuy: The guards were never implied to have existed prior to chapter 2. When they start getting slaughtered. |
| 278 | * TooDumbToLive: One of the guards falls for Jan and Luke's Mario and Luigi masks. Thanks to that act of stupidity, they ''all'' die, and [[spoiler:Jan loses an arm... which is bad for Hecksing because it convinced Doc to give him Kanaya and Equius's replacement prosthetic arm that leads to Alucard's death]]. |
| 279 | |
| 280 | [[/folder]] |
| 281 | |
| 282 | ! Hellsing/Hecksing Organization -- ''Dawn''-introduced Characters |
| 283 | |
| 284 | [[folder:Denise]] |
| 285 | |
| 286 | !! Denise |
| 287 | |
| 288 | A mermaid who was looking for a house when she came across a member of a Hitler Revival Group in the '70s... who was posing as one of the ''rooms''. When Integra found out about this, she gave them the offer to join Hecksing since they might need their mermaid magic (in light of the events in the '40s). While she was about to decline, her husband gave a yes for both of them, and she chose to join in anyway (despite of how Integra rejected someone saying yes for another person) to keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't get himself killed. |
| 289 | |
| 290 | * DoomedByCanon: No word given on them in all 13 chapters of ''Ulumate'', and there's nothing on them in the 17 chapters of ''Hurrcain'' so far. Their future does not look that good. The fact that Fan specifically said that he wanted to give her and Kaitana more sreentime in ''Dawn'' while also comparing them to [[spoiler:the ''definitely'' doomed-to-die Kamina]] really doesn't make their future look less bleak. [[spoiler:Eventually subverted (at least for ''Dawn'', their wherabouts in the DistantFinale is unknown), as it turns out that she simply jumped on a bus to Sparta along with Kaitana, Kamina, and Cortana]]. |
| 291 | * GodivaHair: [[SubvertedTrope Not all the time, though,]] since her hair also follows the laws of physics. |
| 292 | * MsFanservice: Totally nude, all the time. |
| 293 | * [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: Her trying to reject Hecksing gives her vibes of being this, but it's not that evident in their first chapter. |
| 294 | * SpellMyNameWithAnS: It's spelled "Deni'''e'''se" throughout the first half of her debut chapter, and almost consistently spelled as such. WordOfGod says that it's Denise, though, and that he's not sure if the name with an extra "E" is even a traditional name. |
| 295 | * ThoseTwoGuys: She and her husband are the most "ordinary" Hecksing members personality-wise. |
| 296 | |
| 297 | [[/folder]] |
| 298 | |
| 299 | [[folder:Kaitana]] |
| 300 | |
| 301 | !! Kaitana |
| 302 | |
| 303 | Denise's husband, and a merman (or possibly a mer''maid'' as well, since he hasn't been called that and Integra refered to both of them as "mermaids") as well. |
| 304 | |
| 305 | * MrFanservice: Totally nude, all the time. |
| 306 | * NonIndicativeName: He uses water/fish-related magic, not katanas. |
| 307 | * ThoseTwoGuys: He and his wife are the most "ordinary" Hecksing members personality-wise. |
| 308 | |
| 309 | [[/folder]] |
| 310 | |
| 311 | [[folder:Cortana]] |
| 312 | |
| 313 | !! Cortana |
| 314 | |
| 315 | * BrainwashedAndCrazy: She gets hacked in by the Demos near the end of chapter 4, turning her red and making her attempt to kill Kamina. |
| 316 | * CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Invoked. For starters, she was apparantly created by Lordgenome (whether or not he's a Spartan too isn't known). And she's actually naked here. And she's a hologram, made of "[[Series/RedDwarf hard light,]]" and can be touched/can touch and interact with objects. |
| 317 | * ShamelessFanserviceGirl: Out-tops even Rip and the merpeople pair. She's ''completely'' nude, ''all'' the time. And anatomically correct, if Kamina's comments are any indication. At least Rip wears ''something'', and Kaitana and Denise's lower nudity is covered by them being in half-fish forms most of the time, while Denise's breasts are covered by occassional GodivaHair. |
| 318 | |
| 319 | [[/folder]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | ! Millennium |
| 322 | |
| 323 | [[folder:General]] |
| 324 | |
| 325 | * DemotedToExtra: Pretty much everyone who isn't Jan, Rip, or arguably Zorin. They get ''much less'' screentime than their canon counterparts on average, and that's counting this story's much shorter length in proportion. |
| 326 | * MonsterMash: They consist of several vampires, a magical sharpshooter "demon queen", a witch, a quantum catboy, a "God fiter" werewolf, a ''fallen angel'', a mad scientist, and a robot. Also, counting [[spoiler:Hitler]], a snake-man. |
| 327 | * RetCon: They no longer blow up any agents who fail but survive their mission. This shows to be important to the plot; Jan would later decoy and kill Alucard while Rip and Zorin would partake in the "invashon" and later join Hecksing. If the latter were to happen the the chips ''didn't'' have the self-destruct feature, said two members would be destroyed immediately. Or, Jan would have actually died instead of being used for the robo-arm project, and Rip would succeed in charming Alucard. |
| 328 | * ShowWithinAShow: They run one. |
| 329 | * ThoseWackyNazis: A statement ''actually said'' in the ShowWithinAShow in chapter 5. |
| 330 | * WeHardlyKnewYe: [[spoiler:Luke, "Card Guy," and the Captain]] being the primary offenders. Although there were a few hologram scenes with the latter one, and he even had a small role in the ShowWithinAShow. |
| 331 | |
| 332 | [[/folder]] |
| 333 | |
| 334 | [[folder:Major]] |
| 335 | |
| 336 | !! The Major/The Leader |
| 337 | |
| 338 | ->''KILLIN IS TEH AWSOME!'' |
| 339 | |
| 340 | The main leader of the Millennium. |
| 341 | |
| 342 | * {{Acrofatic}}: Probably one of the quickest and most agile humans, despite sharing his canon appearance and even being described as having "man titties." |
| 343 | * BadassNormal: Can take three vampires and the Master Cheif on in a fight by himself. [[spoiler:It takes strategy to kill him.]] |
| 344 | %%* BigBad |
| 345 | * BloodKnight: Openly admits that war gives him an erection. |
| 346 | * {{Crossdresser}}: His role as the mother in a ShowWithinAShow, [[RunningGag as pointed out several times.]] |
| 347 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Twice. First as "Leader" when only his hologram was showing, then as "Major" once he's actually revealed. |
| 348 | * RankScalesWithAsskicking: He has a pretty long, entire chapter dedicated to fighting him. While Doctor and [[spoiler:Hitler]] also get a chapter to themselves, Doctor is assisted with the Titan Mecha and [[spoiler:Hitler goes down in the shortest chapter in GPF history.]] He can put up with Carl, Rip, Seras, ''and'' the Chief/Kamina easily, being able to dodge exploding bullets and do backflips. Finally, he has a pretty impresive arsonal. |
| 349 | * RousingSpeech: You know his infamous "I love war" speech? Yeah, it's shortened down to only ''ten words''. |
| 350 | -->"I like war. It makes my penis nice and hard." |
| 351 | * VerbalTic: He always replaces "you" and variants with "Jew." There are times where he doesn't, but it can be assumed that that is a mistake on either the fake-author or Pikmin Fan's part. |
| 352 | |
| 353 | [[/folder]] |
| 354 | |
| 355 | [[folder:Doctor]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | !! Dr. The Doctor |
| 358 | |
| 359 | ->''Im afade i cant help you w/ that.'' |
| 360 | |
| 361 | Now promoted to Millennium's second in command. |
| 362 | |
| 363 | * DistractedbyTheSexy: It kept him from firing Rip. |
| 364 | * TheDragon: Technically. |
| 365 | * HoistByHisOwnPetard: He ends up getting crushed by a leg of the Titan Mecha. |
| 366 | |
| 367 | [[/folder]] |
| 368 | |
| 369 | [[folder:Walter]] |
| 370 | |
| 371 | !! Walter |
| 372 | |
| 373 | ->''Ha ha ha i told them i no Millennium AND THEY BELIFFED ME!'' |
| 374 | |
| 375 | Hecksing's butler who soon revealed himself to be working for the Millennium. |
| 376 | |
| 377 | * [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: He regenerates as a fallen angel, only to get ran over by Integra almost immediately after.]] |
| 378 | * BloodyMurder: He uses Mayor Quimby's blood as a weapon briefly during chapter 8. |
| 379 | * DemotedToExtra: Not only does he get very little screentime under the guise of working for Hecksing, but after his reveal he ''completely vanishes'' for three chapters, and when he returns he's treated as equals with the other villains in terms of how long the fight goes. |
| 380 | * [[spoiler:FallenAngel: "Angel of Death" is ''not'' just a nickname.]] |
| 381 | * ForegoneConclusion: You just know he's going to betray Hecksing. Especially with all the extremely obvious hints. The only thing that could be considered shocking was ''when'' he betrayed them. |
| 382 | * {{Foreshadowing}}: Not counting the number of times he specifically claims he's not part of the Millennium. [[spoiler:Him telling Jan that he is also known as the Angel of Death. Six chapters later, it is revealed that that isn't just some fancy nickname he has from killing villains.]] |
| 383 | * NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: He can "see without eyes." He uses this to [[spoiler:get a note on where Zorin is, and uses Quimby's blood to kill her.]] Him having the ability to utilize Quimby's blood alone counts, as well as the reveal that [[spoiler:he is a fallen angel -- even if he doesn't ''do'' anything with it.]] |
| 384 | * [[spoiler:OneWingedAngel: Subverted. He turns out to be a fallen angel, but all he does after that is get ''ran over'' by Integra.]] |
| 385 | * PaperThinDisguise: How he acts as a spy. |
| 386 | * RememberTheNewGuy[=/=]SecondEpisodeIntroduction: For some reason, he wasn't seen or even mentioned in the first chapter. Probably because the focus on the actual Hecksing manor was limited to: Alucard on Fakebook, and Seras ''just'' after her transformation before Integra orders her and Alucard to stop Anderson. |
| 387 | * TheStationsOfTheCanon: Again, him betraying Hecksing was near-inevidable shortly after his first appearance when he denys that he works for them. |
| 388 | * SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: He would like to remind you that he has no connections with the Millennium at all. Nope, none at all. |
| 389 | * TheUntwist: [[invoked]]Parodied with the way he acts. |
| 390 | * WalkingSpoiler: Not so much HUC as canon. Here's hoping you read the manga or watched the [=OVAs=], because Walter working for the Millennium is still part of the storyline! |
| 391 | |
| 392 | [[/folder]] |
| 393 | |
| 394 | [[folder:Schrodinger]] |
| 395 | |
| 396 | !! Schrodinger/Catboy |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->''YOU CANT KILL ME! I QUANTOM FISICKS!'' |
| 399 | |
| 400 | The Millennium's messenger. He can't die, because he is quantum physics. |
| 401 | |
| 402 | * BewareTheSillyOnes: Hello there, [[spoiler:the only Millennium member who doesn't betray them that managed to outlive Major! And is the key to killing Hitler!]] |
| 403 | * [[CatGirl Cat Boy]]: No duh. It's even what he's called until the fake-author bothers to remember his canon name. |
| 404 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Until later in the story, he was only called "Catboy," presumably thanks to the difficulty in spelling out his name. At least the fake-author is honest about thinking they'll screw it up. |
| 405 | * LogicBomb: Literally [[spoiler:blows up himself and Hitler after the latter takes a bit of him and drains his life]]. |
| 406 | * [[spoiler:MadeOfExplodium: ''Explodes'' since Hitler draining his life (apparantly working in a similar process to when Alucard/Seras/Rip/etc eats people) makes him think he doesn't exist or something]]. |
| 407 | * OffscreenTeleportation: Averted. In this fan fic, he can teleport on screen. Using fairy dust. |
| 408 | * TheUnfought: Hecksing never fights him directly, with the exception of Seras randomly charging at him and "killing" him. Specifically, he never gets a chapter devoted to battling him, while the rest of the Millennium gets one (counting chapter 11 as a battle with the Doctor), and Rip, Zorin, and Jan get ''three''. |
| 409 | |
| 410 | [[/folder]] |
| 411 | |
| 412 | [[folder:Tubalcain]] |
| 413 | |
| 414 | !! Tubalcain "Card Guy" Alhambra |
| 415 | |
| 416 | ->''Wanna see my card triks?'' |
| 417 | |
| 418 | The Millennium's dude in Brazil. Because every successful organization has one. |
| 419 | |
| 420 | * [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: A line-less, actionless mention during chapter 4, where Alucard uses him along with his other familiars to try to take down Jan. And since Alucard is dead, that makes him and the others DeaderThanDead (as it was revealed Jan did not drink Alucard's blood.)]] |
| 421 | * FridgeLogic: Invoked. The Millennium's hideout is in the Grand Canyon in this fic, not Brazil. So why the hell do they need someone in Brazil in the first place? Why are they even bothering with a plan to launch a surprise attack on Brazil when the goal is to invade "The United Kingdoms of London?" |
| 422 | * TooDumbToLive: He openly admits he's a part of the Millennium after Carl asks him so. |
| 423 | |
| 424 | [[/folder]] |
| 425 | |
| 426 | [[folder:Jan]] |
| 427 | |
| 428 | !! Jan Valentine |
| 429 | |
| 430 | ->''U mad?'' |
| 431 | |
| 432 | Initially one of the Millennium's two hitmen sent to "test" out Hecksing's forces. However, he manages to escape, but with a missing arm, so the Doctor gives him a powerful synthetic arm and assigns him to guard the Millennium's hideout. He disobeys, taking a mission intended for Rip and ultimately leads to Alucard's demise. |
| 433 | |
| 434 | * AnArmAndALeg: He loses an arm thanks to Walter, and gets a replacement prosthetic arm [[spoiler:created by Kanaya and Equius (as revealed in ''Housestuck'') even though Doctor took credit for it]]. |
| 435 | * BackForTheDead: [[spoiler:He survives the first manor invasion and gets a new upgrade... just to get blown up the next chapter he appears in. But then it turns out that he survived the explosion because his roboarm has a shield -- only to get killed for real after that.]] |
| 436 | * BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler:This vulgar, AxCrazy madman who seems to have no powers by himself? He's the one who killed Alucard, although with the help of Doctor, and as revealed in HHC, Kanaya and Equius.]] |
| 437 | * BloodyHilarious: He seems to think so. He uses Rip's paintbrush to paint a penis out of blood. |
| 438 | * DeadpanSnarker: It's not evident in his first appearance, but comes chapter 4 where he randomly referrences WesternAnimation/BugsBunny (but not [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Any_Bonds_Today the blackface one]] since it's racist), tricks Rip into taking a Nazicopter (which provides his quote), mocks Alucard's appearance, and in chapter 8 where he starts insulting Carl and the Chief. |
| 439 | * EveryoneHasStandards: In ''Ultimate''. Despite being crass, foul-mouthed, and dropping sex jokes and drawing dicks wherever, to the point where even the Major flat-out says he hates him and tells him that the Manor attack is a SuicideMission, Jan still has some limits. He namely gets creeped out by Hecksing fighting him in the nude. He also does not try to antagonize his brother ''too'' much, but it is revealed in the same chapter that this is because said brother scares him. |
| 440 | * FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: In ''Ultimate'', he offhandedly mentions that Luke used to torment him when they were young, and Jan is still implied to fear Luke to some extent even in the present day when they are working together. This still isn't treated as something that makes him fully sympathetic, and he is still very much a dangerous villain that threatens Hecksing, London, and the entire world. [[spoiler:Him outliving his own bully and still going on to be villainous also sells that his backstory isn't meant to be a fully redeeming feature]]. |
| 441 | * HonorBeforeReason: He'd rather cause a massive suicide explosion than fight his own brother. |
| 442 | * NiceJobFixingItVillain: He prevented the Millennium from controlling Alucard. Think about it. |
| 443 | * NotSoHarmlessVillain: [[spoiler:'''He kills Alucard.''' Well, technically, that was because of something made by Kanaya, Equius, and Doctor, but still.]] |
| 444 | * OffTheRails: In the first season, ''this'' was the guy that started the plotline to truely diverge from ''Hellsing''[='=]s manga/OVA storyline and keep going from there. Starting with him ''not'' getting killed in the Valentine invasion and later going on the mission intended for ''Rip''. Carl doesn't count, as back then he was essentially an obnoxious Pip clone. |
| 445 | * RecurringBoss: He's fought a total of three times, unlike the other villains who are only fought once. (Although Rip and Zorin get a three-parter devoted to their battle, likely to keep in line with the [=OVAs=] though.) |
| 446 | * ShoutOut: To the ''Spongebob Squarepants'' Movie, taking the role of Dennis when he attacks Spongebob and Patrick on their way back to Bikini Bottom. |
| 447 | * StuffBlowingUp: His arm has a self-destruct feature capable of splitting an entire aircraft carrier into four ''and'' killing Alucard. (Strangely, his tank is able to survive it.) |
| 448 | * {{Troll}}: Right down to asking "U mad?" He's also ''incredibly'' calm against Alucard, to the point where he ''laughs'' at his familiar army. |
| 449 | * VillainousBreakdown: Averted even moreso than the other characters. He openly ''mocks'' Alucard. ''When they are face to face''. ''After he has unleashed all of his familiars''. |
| 450 | |
| 451 | [[/folder]] |
| 452 | |
| 453 | [[folder:Luke]] |
| 454 | |
| 455 | !! Luke Valentine |
| 456 | |
| 457 | ->''Uh oh im starting to thik THIS IS BAD IDEA.'' |
| 458 | |
| 459 | The other hitmen and Jan's brother. While Jan escapes Hecksing Manor, Luke is killed by Alucard in a very humiliating battle. |
| 460 | |
| 461 | * AdaptationalJerkass: ''Ultimate'' has Jan reveal that Luke picked on him when they were young and even held him under a river at some point, which is something never hinted at in ''Ulumate''. |
| 462 | * BackForTheDead: [[spoiler:Appears as a familiar summoned by Alucard before getting wiped out by Jan's holy nuke attack.]] |
| 463 | * BigBrotherBully: It's not explained which of the two is the older brother, but in ''Ultimate'', he apparently picked on Jan a lot and even tried to drown him in a river when they were children once. |
| 464 | * CurbStompBattle: It's even ''worse'' than in canon. We're talking a fight that isn't even so much a fight as it is a ChaseScene. |
| 465 | * SuperSpeed: Mispelled as "super speedo," but his main power is his ability to run very fast. In ''Ultimate'', he's even faster than Alucard's vampire-enhanced speed. |
| 466 | * VillainousBreakdown: See his quote. Also doubles as an understatement. He's notably the ''only character'' to face Alucard who does this.[[labelnote:Note]]"First Boss" underestimates him; Anderson acts surprised at best (and that only when he comes back from decapitation); Card Guy just tries to fight him; and Jan outright mocks him, even when he enters his OneWingedAngel form. Interestingly, Rip never faces him in combat. (And ironically, a flashback in chapter 5 revealed that ''she'' turned him into a vampire in the first place.)[[/labelnote]] |
| 467 | |
| 468 | [[/folder]] |
| 469 | |
| 470 | [[folder:Titan Mecha]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | !! The Titan Mecha |
| 473 | |
| 474 | A mechanical device build by the Doctor. He, Major, and Schodinger ride it at the beginning of the "Final Season." |
| 475 | |
| 476 | Not ''technically'' a character, since it is inanimate. |
| 477 | |
| 478 | * CombiningMecha: [[spoiler:With Alucard's tank]]. |
| 479 | * ElementalPowers: It can shoot fire, electricity, poison, and... ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking water]]''. It later adds explosives after merging itself with Alucard's tank. |
| 480 | * ShoutOut: Fire/electricity/poison/water? "Titan" in its name? Spider-like shape? ''Carl actually uses Pikmin against it? '''The story outright says that it looks like a Titan Dweevil?''''' [[http://pikmin.wikia.com/wiki/Titan_Dweevil Yeah, totally not a reference at all.]] |
| 481 | * SpiderTank: Its appearance, seeing as it resembles the [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Titan Dweevil.]] |
| 482 | |
| 483 | [[/folder]] |
| 484 | |
| 485 | [[folder:'''Spoiler Character''']] |
| 486 | |
| 487 | !! Hitler Badguy/"The Overseer"/"Bro" |
| 488 | |
| 489 | ->''belittle? al's ALWWAYS been littel, eh!'' |
| 490 | |
| 491 | Not a ''technical'' part of Millennium, as he does oversee a wide variety of "evil organizations" known as Hitler Revival Groups, but still leads the Millennium. |
| 492 | |
| 493 | As his last name implies, Hitler Badguy is a relative to Alucard -- specifically, his abusive older sibling who wanted him to grow up to become a villain like he is. Alucard, then at a young age, refused, so Hitler punched him across an ocean and into the United Kingdoms of London, where Alucard would then live out the rest of his life with Integra. |
| 494 | |
| 495 | He appears in chapter 17 of ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'' in his hologram form, first to inform Doc Scratch about his leave to the United Kingdoms of London before observing the fight he has against the Rainbow Crew shortly after. Scratch, and later the narrative, refer to him as "the Overseer," as this is supposed to keep his name a spoiler for HUC. (In case one wants to read through both ''Crconikals'' stories chronologically.) After Scratch hijacks the Crew's mecha horse, Hitler gives the Rainbow Crew a demotivational speech before vanishing. |
| 496 | |
| 497 | * AbusiveParents: He's the abusive parental/guardian figure to Alucard. |
| 498 | * AntiClimaxBoss: Invoked. Chapter 12 was supposed to be the big showdown between the remainder of Hecksing and him. Instead, it only lasts a little more than ten lines, and is the shortest chapter by far as he goes down by accidentally bitting Schrodinger. |
| 499 | * AscendedExtra: His ''technical'' last appearance in SBIG (going by the story's starting dates) was ''Zombie Attack!'', where he was just another mook summoned by the Kanker Sisters in a blatant attempt at GodwinsLaw. He went from lineless, quickly-killed cameo to GreaterScopeVillain over just one story. |
| 500 | * BigBrotherBully: Again, to Alucard. He overlaps this with AbusiveParents as he seems to be the closest thing Alucard had to a father figure, with zero mentioning of their actual parents. |
| 501 | * ChekhovsGunman: He appears in hologram form in chapter 1, but doesn't reappear until the end of chapter 11. |
| 502 | * CompositeCharacter: His backstory with Alucard is similar to Eddy's brother, with the "Al" and the superiority bits drawing from Alejandro's brother Jose (see Expy below), he has Eridan Ampora's typing style, he's an arrogant person with a sterotypical Canadian accent like Ezekiel, ''and'' he bears Orochimaru's snake theme (Orochimaru himself having yet to appear in HHC, although Naruto, Team Seven, and some of the characters from the Wave Village arc did). Kanaya ''also'' thinks he's similar to Alucard, even when all she can see of him is his hologram. |
| 503 | * {{Expy}}: Of several people, actually. [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy's brother]], [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Eridan]], [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Ezekiel, and Jose.]] In Eridan and Ezekiel's case, most of it has to do with his dialect. |
| 504 | * GodwinsLaw: He is revealed to be behind Millennium. And to be Alucard's abuser. And to have caused World War ''One'' along with Two. |
| 505 | * GreaterScopeVillain: While he is the final major foe Hecksing fights and the one who overlooks all of the Hitler Revival Groups, the Major is the one who comes up with most of the schemes Hecksing has to fight against. He falls closer on the role in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', where he's the overarching leader of the Felt (and the other [=HRGs=]), but when it comes to the Rainbow Crew themselves, they never directly fight him. |
| 506 | * HijackedByGanon: Averted in ''Housestuck'': While he ''is'' Scratch's superior, his speech to Scratch at the end of chapter 17 of ''Housestuck'' imply that Scratch's actions were of his own plans, and that Hitler is simply overseeing him. In fact, aside from the Omega Drew Pickles portion, there is little to no use of the Felt being a Hitler Revival Group being done. Hitler himself is never fought by the Rainbow Crew. |
| 507 | * HoistByHisOwnPetard: He ends up getting killed by the last member of the Millennium through an accident. Also, his own life-drain skill caused that. |
| 508 | * KnightOfCerebus: Downplayed. |
| 509 | ** He is treated more seriously than most of the other villains in-universe -- Major with his "man titties," eating a sandwhich while waiting for Hecksing to reach him, joking "Sup" to them before breaking their helicopter, said helicopter break featuring a random comparason to ''Sonic 06'', and his comical death; Doctor being DistractedByTheSexy once; Captain being... this version of Captain -- and the story kind of gets darker on his appearance, but out-universe it's hard to take a snake-man version of Hitler that talks in a really thick Canadian accent seriously. |
| 510 | ** Downplayed slightly less in his appearance in the end of ''Housestuck''[='=]s fifth season. He's not revealed as Hitler in that story (by that point) or that he's part snake (by that point), so in that context the only humorous thing about him is pretty much his accent. He also downright tells the Rainbow Crew that they are all actually pretty weak. |
| 511 | * TheManBehindTheMan: Aside from a very brief cameo at the end of chapter 1, most of ''Hecksing'' implies that the Major is still at the top of the command chain. Turns out while he technically is, he's still just a smaller cog and leader of one of Hitler's many armies. |
| 512 | * PhoneticAccent: Maybe? This is ''probably'' why his words are written in such a weird manner, though he and Dracula are unique in this regard. |
| 513 | * SnakePeople: He is revealed in his introduction to have became one at some point in his life. The specifics as to how and why he became a snake-person is unclear, but he's the only confirmed one in the entire ''Crconikals'' universe so far. And that's an acheivement, seeing how much weird crap exists there. |
| 514 | * UnseenEvil: He spends most of this story and ''all'' of the spinoff ''Housestuck'' being completely unseen outside of his hologram form. And, true to a variation of the trope, he is seen just before being fought late into HUC. As for the "ultimate evil" name, well... he ''is'' a characterization of a very infamous RealLife figure, and in-story he ''is'' the overseer of about half of the villains seen in the entire ''Crconikals'' series thusfar. |
| 515 | * TheUnintelligible: His talking style (how it comes up on the story) is bizarre and incomprehencible even compared to the rest of this story. |
| 516 | * VerbalTic: He talks oon a redicooloosly thick canadioon accoont, replooces soome vvoowwels with "oo," and doobles hoos "Vs" and "Ws," eh. The last part is notably part of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Eridan's]] typing method, to which he also talks with. (His sentences are not capitalized and he refers to characters -- notably Alucard -- by their first syllable.) |
| 517 | * WalkingSpoiler: ManBehindTheMan and a guy who is responsible for at least one of the character's backstories. |
| 518 | * WasOnceAMan: As with Alucard being a human before he seeked Rip and got transformed, he too was once a normal human being before he transformed himself into a life-draining snake man somehow. |
| 519 | * TheWorfEffect: Not only is he much better than Alucard, but he also insta-kills Kamina on his first proper appearance. This impression does not matter much for the actual fight, however, as he's quickly tricked into eating a member that kills him. |
| 520 | |
| 521 | [[/folder]] |
| 522 | |
| 523 | ! Other ''Ulumate Crconikals'' Characters |
| 524 | |
| 525 | [[folder:Quimby]] |
| 526 | |
| 527 | !! President Mayor Quimby |
| 528 | |
| 529 | ->''er a um, thonk you for sving us. er a um, [[spoiler:BUT YOU FORGET TO PUT CLOS ON FIRST!]]'' |
| 530 | |
| 531 | He's the presedent of the United Kingdoms of London. Yeah. |
| 532 | |
| 533 | * DesignatedHero: [[invoked]]Lampshaded. He's implied to have done more bad than good, and the fic out-and-out states he speaks in a "corrupt" accent. |
| 534 | * EmergencyTransformation: By Carl, as he was almost dying from the blood Walter stole from him. |
| 535 | * RememberTheNewGuy: He isn't introduced or even implied to exist until chapter 8, but afterwhich he gets a heavty ammount of screen time and plot role in every following chapter except 12. |
| 536 | * SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: [[spoiler:Of Integra, after her death.]] |
| 537 | * VerbalTic: er a um, he always begins his sentences with a stutter. er a um, the annoying thing is that it isn't capitalized. |
| 538 | |
| 539 | [[/folder]] |
| 540 | |
| 541 | [[folder:Lawyer Guy]] |
| 542 | |
| 543 | !! Lawyer Guy |
| 544 | |
| 545 | A man (actually a liquid metal robot) who, as his name implies, acts as a lawyer. At first. He's really just an assasin for both Hecksing and Hitler Revival Groups. |
| 546 | |
| 547 | It's revealed in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' to [[spoiler:work for the Troll Empress.]] |
| 548 | |
| 549 | * DiabolusExNihilo: He comes out of nowhere, is the only antagonist to explicitly ''not'' have connection to Hitler's forces, and is a ''robot''. |
| 550 | * {{Jerkass}}: ''Housestuck'' seems to reveal that he's rather impatient. He belts out against the jury because too many people were asking if they were late. |
| 551 | * NoNameGiven. |
| 552 | * RidiculouslyHumanRobots: A "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Terminator2]]" to be specific (T-1000). |
| 553 | * RoboticReveal: After being shot by Seras. |
| 554 | * VillainOfTheWeek: Only appears in chapter 9, where he acts as the main antagonist. |
| 555 | |
| 556 | [[/folder]] |
| 557 | |
| 558 | [[folder:Jury]] |
| 559 | |
| 560 | !! The Jury |
| 561 | |
| 562 | Ten (that's right, not twelve) people who have observed the trial in chapter 9, and ran away after Lawyer Guy began attacking Hecksing. They are confirmed to have a role in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', and John and Jade are already central protagonists. Consisting of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John, Jade]], [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Eddy (Edd notably being absent)]], Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman]], VideoGame/MegaManClassic, Manga/{{Naruto}}, [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo, (refered to as "Bleach")]] and [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy. ("Monkey.")]] |
| 563 | |
| 564 | Once there is a character sheet for ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'', they will be moved over there instead. |
| 565 | |
| 566 | * AscendedExtra: John and Jade become the stars of their own story, along with the other ''Homestuck'' characters. The other eight members of the jury also get to appear and (sort of) have their distinct personalities, highlighted in season four although Ichigo debuted a bit earlier. |
| 567 | * BackForTheFinale: John and Jade reappear on a TV program in the epilogue. The others, though, are limited to being part of the [[WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue quick run through of where everybody is.]] |
| 568 | * [[spoiler:BrotherSisterIncest: John and Jade hooked up. Although possibly a subversion if you read HUC before HHC, as they don't really seem to be siblings at all in this universe.]] |
| 569 | * TheDitz: Sonic, with his inability to tell that the buxom see-through outfit-clad Rip is a woman. ''Housestuck'' does not help prove otherwise. |
| 570 | * IAmNotShazam: [[invoked]]Ichigo and Luffy are Bleach and Monkey respecively. This carries over to HHC, at least for the former and at least up until season 4. |
| 571 | * TookALevelInDumbass: Sonic, compared to his canon incarnation. |
| 572 | |
| 573 | [[/folder]] |
| 574 | |
| 575 | [[folder:Ned Flanders]] |
| 576 | |
| 577 | !! Ned Flanders |
| 578 | |
| 579 | ->''Wogly wogly Mr Badguy!'' |
| 580 | |
| 581 | The leader of Heavensing. |
| 582 | |
| 583 | * AntiMagic: He and Integra have both somehow set up a spell that keeps all vampires who are not part of either of their organizations out. |
| 584 | * CrackPairing: Invoked, with Anderson. No, we don't get it either, but in this fan fic they're in a relationship. |
| 585 | * DrivenToSuicide: After Anderson's death. |
| 586 | * ForTheEvulz: Honestly, he has no reason to betray Hecksing at all. |
| 587 | * LoneWolfBoss: Even though almost all of the story is focused on Hecksing and Millennium's conflict, he begins with almost no ties apart from both Heavensing and Millennium being Hitler Revival Groups. And even so, ''Housestuck'' implies that [=HRGs=] rarely if ever interact with eachother that much. |
| 588 | * ShoutOut: One of his lines is one to ''WebAnimation/BartTheGeneral'', listed up as his quote. It must run in the organization, since First Boss also quotes Homer upon seeing Alucard. ("Who is this guy? Hmmmm?") |
| 589 | * WeHardlyKnewYe. |
| 590 | * VillainOfTheWeek: Just serves as a first villain for Alucard to fight. |
| 591 | |
| 592 | [[/folder]] |
| 593 | |
| 594 | [[folder:Anderson]] |
| 595 | |
| 596 | !! Alexander Anderson |
| 597 | |
| 598 | ->''And the god said to the Jesus LET THERE BE NO VAMPIRES, and so that is wy ALL VAMPIRS MUST DIE!'' |
| 599 | |
| 600 | Heavensing's trump card. |
| 601 | |
| 602 | * [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: See Card Guy.]] |
| 603 | * CrackPairing: Again, invoked. For some reason, he's paired up with ''Ned Flanders''. |
| 604 | * CurseCutShort: "NO WAT THE FU." Keep in mind that characters and even the narrator swear regularly in later chapters, although Anderson is dead by that point. |
| 605 | * DemotedToExtra: Not ''nearly'' as important as in the original series. At all. |
| 606 | * DiskOneFinalBoss: "Final boss of the fan fic" is a total lie. |
| 607 | * [[GoshDangitToHeck Gosh Dangit to Heaven]]: [="WHAT THE HEVEN? nOT AGAIN WITH THIS aLUCARD! wHAT ARE YOU, INVISIBLE?"=] |
| 608 | * {{Hypocrite}}: He's against vampires... and yet in this fic, the vampire priest that attacked the village (forest in this fan fic due to AdaptationDecay) is a part of the same organization. |
| 609 | * OlderThanTheyLook: By being a regenerator. He seems to bear the same appearance in 2011 as he did back in the 1950s. |
| 610 | * PrecisionFStrike: Subverted. He's about to drop an F-bomb in the first chapter before Alucard cuts him off. Though this doesn't stop other people from swearing. |
| 611 | * ReligionIsMagic: |
| 612 | ** In ''Ulumate'', he can fly around in Bibles. |
| 613 | ** ''Dawn'' takes this much further, where there is apparantly a subset of chakra called "Jesus Chakra" that actually seems to have more sinister roots to it that aren't tied to God, what exact branch of religion you are in determines a specific class of magic and what it's weak to (IE "Protestant Jesus?" "Catholic Jesus."), and, in times of dire need, people can quickly convert from one branch to another in order to properly utilize its power. Anderson himself is revealed to have the power to put people in Bibles by turning them into drawings that get sucked in, while the Bible itself flies around. It's probably a good thing that this doesn't come up much in the ''Crconikals'' world, seeing how overly complicated it is. |
| 614 | * VanHelsingHateCrimes: It -- and his and Flanders' betrayal -- makes Alucard sick. And Carl. |
| 615 | * VerbalTic: As with Alucard loving to say "Heck" (notably not Integra, despite the Heck name being relevant to her all her life), he seems to like saying "Heaven" in place of hell. What the heaven? |
| 616 | * VillainOfTheWeek: Like Flanders, he's just the villain for the first chapter. |
| 617 | * VillainousBreakdown: It's so servere that the author forgot they were using caps already, and thus hit "shift" at the start of each sentence, resulting in inverse capitalization. Said quote is in Gosh Dangit to Heaven, above. |
| 618 | |
| 619 | [[/folder]] |
| 620 | |
| 621 | [[folder:First Boss]] |
| 622 | |
| 623 | !! First Boss |
| 624 | |
| 625 | A vampire priest Alucard had to kill because he was attacking the city of Ch-- er, no. Because he was attacking a ''forest'' for some reason. He is later revealed to be Heavensing's sole actual vampire and one of their three members, which explains how he got around the barrier Flanders and Integre set up that keeps all vampires who aren't part of Hecksing or Heavensing out. |
| 626 | |
| 627 | * [[spoiler:BackForTheDead: See Card Guy.]] |
| 628 | * EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Sort of. He's only called "First Boss" by the narrative, and during Alucard's song. Nobody else gives him a name. |
| 629 | |
| 630 | [[/folder]] |
| 631 | |
| 632 | [[folder:Section DCLXVI]] |
| 633 | |
| 634 | !! Vatican Section DCLXVI/666 |
| 635 | |
| 636 | A group split off from Heavensing, and one of the three Hitler Revival Groups seen on-screen in HUC (alongside Millennium and Heavensing). They attempt to revive Hitler's groups thirty years after the events of the first 12 chapters. |
| 637 | |
| 638 | * AdaptationalWimp: Invoked. Maxwell's methods of slaughtering London are much weaker than [[spoiler:how he does it in canon.]] They get beaten up by ''Pikmin'', of all things. |
| 639 | * AssShove: Heinkel gets her bullets shoved up there, as a consequence for trying to mess with a significantly more powerful Rip. |
| 640 | * BookEnds: An evil religious group being both the first and last people to be seen battled by Hecksing. |
| 641 | * CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Invoked. Their military is mistakenly referred to as "KKK members," based on how they dressed. |
| 642 | * FridgeLogic: Invoked. Why would a ''catholic organization'' name themselves with the NumberOfTheBeast? |
| 643 | * DemotedToExtra: All three of them. |
| 644 | * ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: Heinkel, courtesy of Rip. |
| 645 | * InsaneTrollLogic: Heinkel thinks she is invincible, because she is just as strong as Anderson, who was killed by Alucard -- but both Alucard and his killer are dead. His ''killer's'' killer (Carl) still being alive isn't discussed. Though Rip does seem to play along with her logic and brags about being the person who ''made'' Alucard into a vampire. |
| 646 | * KatanasAreJustBetter: Yumie. She even babbles about her katana while Seras prepares to face her. |
| 647 | * KilledMidSentence: Yumie. |
| 648 | * LargeHam: Yumie. |
| 649 | -->"HA HA HA! I HAVE A KATANA OF AWSOMENESS AND I WIL USE IT TO KILL OFF ALL YOUR VAMPERER IDIOTS BY THE CUTTINGS OF THE HEAD AND-" *Her head is swiped off by Seras.* |
| 650 | * NumberOfTheBeast: Take a wild guess. |
| 651 | * PlotRelevantAgeUp: Inverted. Taking the beginning of the fic as the "present" and the DistantFinale as the "future," they were aged ''down'' so that they would be the same age as they were in canon after the time skip. Due to Carl, Seras, Rip, and Captain all being immortal by this point, they do not have this problem. |
| 652 | * VillainOfTheWeek: They don't serve much other than a group of antagonists that Hecksing faces in the epilogue to show how they are now. |
| 653 | * WeHardlyKnewYe: Killed off shortly after their introduction. |
| 654 | |
| 655 | [[/folder]] |
| 656 | |
| 657 | [[folder:Dracula]] |
| 658 | |
| 659 | !! Dracula |
| 660 | |
| 661 | Alucard went to him to try to turn himself into a vampire. It didn't work. |
| 662 | |
| 663 | * ElmerFuddSyndrome: The story says he talks like "Elmer [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine FLUDD.]]" |
| 664 | |
| 665 | [[/folder]] |
| 666 | |
| 667 | [[folder:Pip]] |
| 668 | |
| 669 | !! Pip B. |
| 670 | |
| 671 | The original leader of the Wild Geese before Carl accidentally kills him and takes over. |
| 672 | |
| 673 | * DemotedToExtra: He only has ''two lines'' in the entire fan fic. |
| 674 | * DieForOurShip: [[invoked]]For Carl/Seras. |
| 675 | ** [[MarryThemAll Carl/Seras/Rip/Zorin]], to be more specific. |
| 676 | * [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Dropped a Spaceship On Him.]] |
| 677 | * MemeticBadass: As revealed in a WhatCouldHaveBeen scene, he was going to be an in-universe example, surviving being crushed by Carl's five-ton space ship (which was also implied [[MurderTheHypotenuse to be intentional]] in that scene, but since it's basically a GainaxEnding and one that didn't happen at that, the canonicalness of that is debatable) despite being an ordinary human on the basis of "BECAUSE I'M PIP, DAMMIT." He then reveals that his EyepatchOfPower is actually covering a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Sharingan]], and he takes on Carl, who morphs into [[Creator/CharlieSheen the very celebrity whose]] {{Meme|ticMutation}}s [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed he was based on.]] |
| 678 | * NoNameGiven: His last name is shortened down to his initial for some reason. |
| 679 | * ThePlotReaper: He's very quickly thrown out of the way so that Carl can have an excuse to be relevant to Hecksing. |
| 680 | * WalkingSpoiler: His entire existance in HUC is a joke. The joke? The fact that he died after only getting two lines. |
| 681 | * WeHardlyKnewYe: Again, only ''two lines''. |
| 682 | |
| 683 | [[/folder]] |
| 684 | |
| 685 | [[folder:Giant David Hasselhoff]] |
| 686 | |
| 687 | !! Giant David Hasselhoff |
| 688 | |
| 689 | Appears to transport Carl, Master Chief, and Quimby back to London. |
| 690 | |
| 691 | * GentleGiant: He is remarkably friendly to Hecksing. |
| 692 | * PlotArmor: To [[AvertedTrope avert]] HarsherInHindsight. But he isn't a major character at all, so this isn't a big deal. |
| 693 | |
| 694 | [[/folder]] |
| 695 | |
| 696 | [[folder:Ren and Stimpy]] |
| 697 | |
| 698 | !! Ren & Stimpy |
| 699 | |
| 700 | Not ''technical'' characters, but do appear through ShowWithinAShow. |
| 701 | |
| 702 | !!! In their appearances in both, or just ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'': |
| 703 | |
| 704 | * BackForTheFinale: First appear in chapter 2, and are never mentioned again until Rip's award show in the epilogue. |
| 705 | %%* TheCameo: Twice. |
| 706 | * CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Invoked. In chapter 13, Rip (and the fan fic) credits the creator as Matt Groening, rather than Creator/JohnKricfalusi. Odd, since the clip in the same chapter shows knowledge of John K's "never use the same expression twice" standard. Also odd, because this is Rip we're talking about, who is the fan fic's [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]] to the extent that she knows more than the faux-alter ego writing the story. |
| 707 | %%* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Please check the trope page to make sure your example fits the current definition. |
| 708 | %%* GrossOutShow: Just like the real show. |
| 709 | * NauseaFuel: Invoked. Ren [[spoiler:''eats a sandwich with semen in it'']] in the first clip. Quite possibly the most disturbing moment in the entire fan fic, even for a ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' fic and even though the clip was only three lines. |
| 710 | * PrecisionFStrike: Stimpy drops an F-bomb on the second clip. ''And this was supposed to be broadcasted on a kids award show!'' And ''Ren and Stimpy'' itself was a kid's show. |
| 711 | * ShoutOut: To a scene from early ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' that used them. The first R&S clip is modeled off of that part, only with a sandwich rather than meatball soup. |
| 712 | ** The second clip is one to ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff''. |
| 713 | %%* ShowWithinAShow: Exist in one. |
| 714 | * StunnedSilence: Ren's reaction when Stimpy implies what the sandwich is made out of. Well, that and making a face of "crazy and ANGER." |
| 715 | * WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids: In universe. ''And how''. Quite amusing, since the fan fic itself parodies this trope. |
| 716 | |
| 717 | !!! In their appearance in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'': |
| 718 | |
| 719 | * ContinuityNod: The fact that their show is aknowledged in the perspective of HHC. |
| 720 | |
| 721 | [[/folder]] |
| 722 | |
| 723 | [[folder:Noah]] |
| 724 | |
| 725 | !! [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Noah]] |
| 726 | |
| 727 | He's from a different {{anime}}. |
| 728 | |
| 729 | [[/folder]] |
| 730 | |
| 731 | ! ''Dawn''-exclusive Characters |
| 732 | |
| 733 | The "periods" only refer to when they ''debut''. |
| 734 | |
| 735 | [[folder:'30s-period Chaarcters (Chapter 1)]] |
| 736 | |
| 737 | !! The Anti-Cops |
| 738 | |
| 739 | A small Hitler Revival Group that attacks Hecksing after they first form themselves. |
| 740 | |
| 741 | !! The Katana Gang |
| 742 | |
| 743 | A Hitler Revival Group that Alucard, Walter, and Integra first storm through near the beginning of the chapter. Yumie, one of the members, soon freezes herself, where she is presumably infrozen by Maxwell some unspecified point in the future. It turns out that Hecksing's attack on them was a trap, as the Mafiamights set that up so that Hecksing would eventually end up getting trapped in the Don's chakra-made subdimension. |
| 744 | |
| 745 | !! The Don |
| 746 | |
| 747 | The leader of the Hitler Revival Group known as the Mafiamights. |
| 748 | |
| 749 | |
| 750 | * TheDon: Duh. |
| 751 | * MooseAndMapleSyrup: Averted. He seems like a very badly researched Don stereotype, and Alucard thinks he's Italian. When he reveals that he's actually Canadian, it's supposed to come off as a surprise since he never showed any stereotypically "Canadian" interests up until that point. |
| 752 | * WakeUpCallBoss: The first villain (not counting "Bro") that Alucard has some trouble with. |
| 753 | * TheWorfEffect: This guy's already probably more powerful than any of the villains from ''Ulumate'', with the possible exceptions of Rip and [[spoiler:Hitler]]. |
| 754 | |
| 755 | !! The Don's Daughters |
| 756 | |
| 757 | 100 vampire women who serve the Don. |
| 758 | |
| 759 | * ChekhovsGunman: They started off as one-off jokes who happened to survive Hecksing's attacks, but finding them is the closest thing the second half has to an ongoing arc. |
| 760 | * TheWorfEffect: Inverted in that an "old" character takes down "new" ones to show how strong they are. They meet their ends rather anti-climactically by Rip. [[spoiler:Flipped around, as they manage to knock her out and use her de-familiarization machine]]. |
| 761 | * YouAreNumberSix: They are not given any actual names yet, just numbers. |
| 762 | |
| 763 | [[/folder]] |
| 764 | |
| 765 | [[folder:'40s-period Characters (Chapter 2)]] |
| 766 | |
| 767 | !! Shadow the Hedgehog |
| 768 | |
| 769 | * WeHardlyKnewYe: Barely after being introduced, he gets killed by the Flunk-out's machine. |
| 770 | |
| 771 | !! Red Neckbreaker |
| 772 | |
| 773 | The leader of an HRG known as the Flunk-outs. As his... name? implies, he's a stereotypically "redneck" character. |
| 774 | |
| 775 | !! Nuke |
| 776 | |
| 777 | A member of the Flunk-outs, and supposed to be a parody of GiveGeeksAChance. He's dumber than he thinks he is. |
| 778 | |
| 779 | !! Quarterback |
| 780 | |
| 781 | A member of the Flunk-outs, and a JerkJock stereotype. |
| 782 | |
| 783 | * DoomedByCanon: Subverted. [[spoiler:He's a familiar of the now-dead Alucard, meaning that reappearing outside of a ghost form is rare. However, near the very end it's revealed that Rip took his corpse and somehow transfered who he was a familiar of from Alucard to her]]. |
| 784 | |
| 785 | !! Blondula |
| 786 | |
| 787 | A member of the Flunk-outs, and a DumbBlonde stereotype. |
| 788 | |
| 789 | * DoomedByCanon: Subverted. [[spoiler:Alucard ate her. Alucard would later get blown up in 2011. So the chances of her returning as a familiar might not be ''impossible'' (thanks to Rip's de-familiarizing machine), but they're unlikely. Then again, Rip ate her and basically stole her from Alucard, and Rip is still alive and active]]. |
| 790 | * FullFrontalAssault: Downplayed. She tries to fight Walter bottomless. |
| 791 | |
| 792 | [[/folder]] |
| 793 | |
| 794 | [[folder:'70s-period Characters (Chapter 3)]] |
| 795 | |
| 796 | !! The ''That '70s Show'' Gang |
| 797 | |
| 798 | !! The Den |
| 799 | |
| 800 | !! Flamisinin |
| 801 | |
| 802 | !! Earthenka |
| 803 | |
| 804 | !! Oxygese |
| 805 | |
| 806 | !! Aquafilla |
| 807 | |
| 808 | [[/folder]] |
| 809 | |
| 810 | [[folder:'80s-period Characters (Chapter 4)]] |
| 811 | |
| 812 | !! Lex Luthor |
| 813 | |
| 814 | !! Mystique |
| 815 | |
| 816 | !! Catwoman |
| 817 | |
| 818 | !! The Flash |
| 819 | |
| 820 | !! Haxxor |
| 821 | |
| 822 | !! Kenny |
| 823 | |
| 824 | !! The AI |
| 825 | |
| 826 | [[/folder]] |
| 827 | |
| 828 | [[folder:'90s-period Characters (Chapter 5)]] |
| 829 | |
| 830 | !! Itachi Uchiha |
| 831 | |
| 832 | * BaseBreakingCharacter: He is one in-universe to Hecksing, or rather, he invokes this with his mind powers. Half of them (Alucard, Integra, Kamina, and Rip) can't stand him by the climax of his part of the story, while the other half believes that he is such a great guy (Cortana, Kaitana, Denise, and Walter). |
| 833 | * CreatorsPet: [[invoked]]Parodied. One of his primary abilities is to convince other people to start rooting for him, despite his blatant villain status. |
| 834 | |
| 835 | !! Kisame Hoshigaki |
| 836 | |
| 837 | !! Zetsu |
| 838 | |
| 839 | !! Pain |
| 840 | |
| 841 | !! Orochimaru |
| 842 | |
| 843 | * NoYay: Invoked. Most of his short amount of dialogue is him sounding like he's coming on to Hecksing as a whole. |
| 844 | |
| 845 | !! Ganon |
| 846 | |
| 847 | !! Duon/Blueon/Pinkon |
| 848 | |
| 849 | [[/folder]] |
| 850 | |
| 851 | [[folder:'00s-period Characters (Chapter 6)]] |
| 852 | |
| 853 | !! Kamina's Squad |
| 854 | |
| 855 | * AmbiguouslyHuman: Absolutely no word is given on their race, but they can come in a variety of skin colors, and they have horns and tails. What makes things weirder is that they are based on the designs of upcoming demon characters. |
| 856 | * [[ChekhovsGunman Chekhovs Gunwomen]]: Mentioned by Kamina near the beginning of chapter 6. Make an appearance about half-way. |
| 857 | * FanserviceExtra: Apart from balancing out the battle with the Daughters/Finishers, fanservice is their primary role. |
| 858 | * ProductionForeshadowing: According to WordOfGod, they are sort-of stand ins for the 360 demons in an upcoming original fiction story of his, ''360 Degree Duck''. |
| 859 | |
| 860 | !! Steve Jobs |
| 861 | |
| 862 | * SpellMyNameWithAnS: Both times it came up, his name was mispelled as "Steven Jobs." |
| 863 |
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