Line #15 BLAM/ComicBooks


1	POW! ZAP! [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment BLAM!]] No, not [[UnsoundEffect that kind]] of BLAM...the one where you're reading a comic book and then go..."Huh?"
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3	* ''ComicBook/MarvelZombies 3'' contains a scene where a superhero named Captain Mexica (who comes from an alternate timeline where the Aztec empire never fell) becomes infected and eats people, as he was a specimen collected for Earth-616. He is eventually cut in half by Machine Man. Of course, no-one ever discusses him before or after his appearances. His only other appearance is a brief flashback to the BLAM a few pages after Morbius starts video taping himself.
4	* CrisisCrossover events that affect unrelated comic series will often result in these for readers of those periphery titles. An {{JustForFun/egregious}} example was in the second arc of ''[[ComicBook/{{Thunderbolts}} New Thunderbolts]]'', when the story gets interrupted in the middle of a battle by ''House of M'' so that the series can shift to a story in another reality that is loosely connected to the actual series only by thematic similarities. The recap page of the next issue has the arc's villain, the Purple Man (who had thus far been describing himself as a writer) complaining that [[BitingTheHandHumor his story was interrupted by some bizarre intrusion that had nothing to do with what he had planned]].
5	* Just as Operation: Zero Tolerance was starting in the ''ComicBook/XMen'' books, Jean is briefly [=KOed=]... the beginning of the next issue shows her meeting with Iron Man (who, along with half of the Marvel Universe, was presumed dead but had actually been sucked into a new universe). Before either of them can secure any answers, Jean is pulled back to Marvel 616 proper and this scene is never mentioned again. WordOfGod says this scene (and a few other power freak-outs Jean experienced) was supposed to have more relevance, but they dropped the plot point completely after the other Heroes returned.
6	* Even ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga, the biggest, most talked-about event in ComicBook/XMen history, isn't free of these...in this case, it's "The Dramatic Debut Of The ComicBook/{{Dazzler}}!", wherein Cyclops and Phoenix meet the titular Dazzler thanks to ExecutiveMeddling trying to create a multimedia superhero in the form of an IdolSinger. Although she became a fairly popular character in her own right later, the story of her introduction makes little sense in the larger context of the story being told.
7	* ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'': In ''The Broken Ear'', after villains Alonso and Ramón [[spoiler:fall from the boat and drown]], there's a panel showing them being [[spoiler:DraggedOffToHell by three little black devils]], which is really out of place for the theme of the series. One animated adaptation found this part too disturbing for the intended audience, so in the cartoon Alonso and Ramón [[spoiler:are pulled out of the water with Tintin and arrested for their crimes]].
8	* ''ComicStrip/{{Crankshaft}}'' has a week-long series (starting [[http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20090720&name=Crankshaft here]]) that featured a much older Ed Crankshaft living in a nursing home combined with flashbacks to various baseball-related points in his life. Readers speculated that it was another "leap forward" similar to the one that had recently been done in ''ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean''; others wondered if it was the beginning of the strip's conclusion. The next week, everything is back to normal. But [[StatusQuoIsGod what else would you expect in a newspaper comic?]] The real reason for the week was that co-writer Tom Batiuk (also the man behind ''Funky Winkerbean'') had recently lost his father, and the week's strips were a reflection on that (Ed Crankshaft was partly inspired by the elder Mr Batiuk).
9	* The infamous, week-long, 1989 ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' run "Garfield Alone" was a particularly creepy example of this. Garfield wakes up to find himself in an alternate reality where Odie and Jon are nowhere to be seen and he's all alone in a boarded-up, run-down, old uninhabited house, tormented by loneliness. It should be noted that the sequence ends with Garfield seemingly willing himself into believing everything is back to normal, and thus the comic continues as if nothing ever happened. A popular interpretation is that everything that happens after this storyline is the result of Garfield's willful denial of reality, and that we've since been watching the delusions of a cat in an empty house who is slowly starving to death. This individual BLAM moment may have the unintended effect of turning the last 20 years of the comic into pure terror. WordOfGod denied this interpretation. ''Webcomic/GarfieldMinusGarfield'' then comes along later and turns it on its head...
10	* Every year around Kwanzaa, the comic strip ''ComicStrip/{{Curtis}}'' runs a two-week-long StoryArc that involves new, made-up characters doing absolutely ridiculous things supposedly based upon African folktales. Past arcs have included [[http://joshreads.com/images/07/01/i070102curtis.jpg a golden, telepathic otter and a magic sandal]] and [[http://joshreads.com/images/0601/i060109curtis.jpg bat-winged bears]], among others. These often toe the line between RuleOfCool and MindScrew, and consensus among ''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'''s community is that these are often the strip's [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome crowning moments of awesome]].
11	* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Calvin had always had many bizarre one-off fantasies, but a true BLAM was a continuing story where Calvin slowly got bigger and bigger until he fell off the Earth. [[WordOfGod Bill Watterson]] explained in the 10th anniversary book: "My original idea was to do this for a month and see how long readers would put up with it. I wisely chickened out, since the idea wasn't all that interesting to begin with. It's just weird for weirdness's sake, and I don't think it holds up very well."
12	* Soon after the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks, ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks'' dropped its regular cast and storylines in favor of "The Adventures of Flagee and Ribbon," a pair of talking red, white, and blue patriotism props that provided social commentary measurably less subtle than the strip's standard narrative for a number of weeks before the strip returned to normal.
13	* Tentative, as it wasn't used in the final version, but Don Simpson's adaptation of ''Film/KingKong1933'' was originally to include a scene of Kong encountering UsefulNotes/TheHindenburg during his climb up the Empire State Building, whereupon he punches it out of the sky after becoming "instinctively enraged" at the sight of the Nazi swastikas on it, which is ironic given that Hitler's favourite movie was reportedly ''Film/KingKong1933''.
14	* One happens during Hollis Mason's account of how he became Night Owl in ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}. Suddenly we cut to a story about Moe Vernon, the owner of an auto-repair shop who enjoys classical music and collecting tasteless novelty items, usually with a pornographic theme. One day while wearing a pair of fake breasts and listening to ''Flight of the Valkyries'' in his office, he receives a letter from his wife informing him that she's been sleeping with Fred Motz, one of his employees who has taken the day off. Moe bursts out of his office wearing the fake breasts, the loud music playing dramatically in the background and bellows "Fred Motz has been having carnal knowledge of my wife." Thinking that it's a huge joke, his employees, including Hollis Mason's father [[ComedicSociopathy burst out laughing]]. Moe later [[DownerEnding commits suicide]]. Having detailed the event, Hollis just goes back to the one he was telling before. It's a powerful story admittedly but has absolutely bugger all to do with anything. Mason admits that he got the idea from a friend, whose advice for hooking in the reader was simply "write the saddest thing you can think of," and the story serves as an opening to his biography, but its relevance to ''Watchmen'' is decidedly not there.
15	* ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' had the strip featuring the [[EarlyBirdCameo cameo of]] [[http://www.gocomics.com/us-acres/2012/07/20 Bo and Lanolin]]. They appear out of nowhere, making it a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
16	** There's also the part with [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/otherpeople2/hamsitup15.JPG Wade Duck's failed attempt at singing Home On The Range.]] Try to guess why.
17	** In the middle of an arc introducing Bo and Lanolin, a comic appeared showing Booker painting a smiley-face on a chair, then 2 few random strips about Sheldon, and a comic where Orson tells the reader how great snouts are. Usually, other arcs in the comic, like the one introducing Wade Duck and the one where the worm pretends to be a chicken, ended on Sundays-the arc in question ended on a Tuesday.
18	* In ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} and the Actress'', both Asterix and Obelix have fallen in love with a Roman HoneyTrap, Latraviata. This LoveTriangle causes Obelix, who has SuperStrength to MegatonPunch Asterix in the face. Getafix attempts to cure his strange behaviour by giving him SuperSerum magic potion, which causes him to [[InASingleBound super-jump out to sea]], flirt inanely with Latraviata, hit his head on a rock, regain his senses, drift around in a storm for a page, and then get rescued by a friendly bottlenose dolphin in a partially literal DeusExMachina (as Asterix states that it must be the protector god of the Gauls, Toutatis, saving him). He gets back, dries off, and it is never mentioned again, even though in order for the wackiness to ensue Obelix had to hit his own best friend in anger over a girl he had no chance with, and Asterix's relationship with Latraviata weirdly progresses. It seems very much like a {{filler}} segment to bring the comic up to 48 pages.
19	* In issue four of John Byrne's ''Triple Helix,'' the story diverts for about six pages to a separate superhero team called The Conclave on an alien planet, fighting a massive creature made of plants. The team banter and argue with each other the whole while, as if we're supposed to already know who they are and what their situation is. One of the heroes, Silver Shadow, proceeds to sacrifice himself to destroy the monster. Being the fourth and final issue, this has absolutely no relevance to the story.
20	* ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon'': In the animated series episode "La venganza de Tengo-Pis", equivalent to the comic book "El premio No-Vel", Filemón accidentally squashes a policeman's nose between two bricks (ItMakesSenseInContext), so the cop starts hitting him with his nightstick. This is just like the comic book, but at that moment the series deviates from it. Seeing that Filemón is being defenselessly beaten, Mortadelo turns into a dog and tries to disarm the cop, managing to free Filemón. The two TIA agents then brawl with the cop, getting the upper hand by pulling his ear and flattened nose, and then they stretch and strecht (with the poor guy screaming in a truly creepy way) until there is an explosion filling the camera and the scene cuts to Mortadelo and Filemón laughing. The incident is never explained or mentioned, and the spectator only gets the gruesome implication, rather out of context for the series's level of violence, that they ripped out his ear and nose or something worse.
21	* ''ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' Year One had a scene where ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} is shown to have captured and tortured the Black Racer, TheGrimReaper figure of the ComicBook/NewGods. How exactly did Darkseid managed to put his hands on the Racer is not explained, and neither its shown what happened to him afterwards in the following Darkseid appearances in the book, making the point of this scene completely baffling to readers.
22	** The game ''VideoGame/Injustice2'' does have "Keeper of the Black Racer" gear for Darkseid, and it ''still'' doesn't make sense. Darkseid isn't even relevant to the plot of Injustice 2, let alone the Black Racer.
23	* The PropagandaPiece covers to ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' issues #58-through-#63 have virtually nothing to do with the stories contained within them.
24	* One issue of ''ComicBook/Batgirl2000'' is resolved when a random old woman turns out to be an [[ComicBook/InfiniteCrisis OMAC]], dispatches the metahuman that had been harassing Cassandra all issue, and then leaves. Cass, understandably, had absolutely no idea what just happened.
25	* ''ComicBook/Calico2020'': In Issue #2, we see Hector driving an inconspicuous car while talking about baseball and sticks. Then he's out of costume getting a blowjob from a hooker. The rest of the story continues on like it never happened.

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