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1	!The Remake
2	* When the game gets started, the Mean Machine quickly falls to a two touchdown deficit because [[RevengeBeforeReason the convicts are more interested in hitting the guards]] than playing the game. An enraged Crewe quickly tears into them, combining a brief TheReasonYouSuckSpeech with DareToBeBadass.
3	--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten lasts forever.]]
4	** The best part about it is that it makes the three most feared cons on the team (Battle, Torres, and Turley) actually apologize for getting carried away, and gets his team back on track.
5	* Crewe's method of [[GroinAttack dealing with a biased referee]] may have caused a turnover on downs, but it did the job in awesome (and hilarious) fashion.
6	* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play with a well placed clothesline. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments The best part?]]
7	--> '''Switowski''': I think I made-ed him [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself]]. \
8	'''Coach Scarborough''': I think he just shit himself. \
9	'''Sportswriters''': [[OverlyLongGag I think he just shit himself]]. \
10	'''Stretcher Guy''': Good Lord, this guy shit himself big time! \
11	'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!\
12	'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.\
13	'''Deacon''': And some diapers!
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15	* Another one with Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Crewe's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crewe had earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.
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