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20th Oct '16 2:52:14 AM MoPete
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!The Remake


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* Crewe's method of [[GroinAttack dealing with a biased referee]] may have caused a turnover on downs, but it did the job in awesome (and hilarious) fashion.
20th Oct '16 2:48:38 AM MoPete
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--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]

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--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]
20th Oct '16 2:48:23 AM MoPete
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* When the game gets started, the Mean Machine quickly falls to a two touchdown deficit because [[RevengeBeforeReason the convicts are more interested in hitting the guards]] than playing the game. An enraged Crewe quickly tears into them, combining a brief TheReasonYouSuckSpeech with DareToBeBadass.
--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]
** The best part about it is that it makes the three most feared cons on the team (Battle, Torres, and Turley) actually apologize for getting carried away, and gets his team back on track.
30th Apr '15 5:10:44 PM CelPrevXXVI
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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!
'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.

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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!
himself!\\
'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.\\
4th Feb '15 4:09:13 PM SirVancelot131
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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The best part?]]

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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play.play with a well placed clothesline. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The best part?]]



'''Sportswriters''': I think he just shit himself. \\

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'''Sportswriters''': [[OverlyLongGag I think he just shit himself.himself]]. \\




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'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.
'''Deacon''': And some diapers!
23rd Sep '13 2:03:22 AM MoPete
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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.

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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews Crewe had earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.team.

* After going into throw-the-game mode after halftime, and then benching himself with a feigned knee injury, Crewe realizes that the Warden isn't keeping his end of the deal. (having ordered his men to get a three-touchdown lead instead of a two-touchdown lead, and then inflict as much pain as possible on the convicts) After getting a WasItReallyWorthIt affirmative from Skitchy, Crewe reenters the game, but the other convicts refuse to block for him, thinking he's just going to throw the game some more. After taking two massive hits from the Guards, Crewe refuses to let his team punt the ball away, instead calling a quarterback draw. He proceeds to dodge a blitz, losing his helmet in the process, but scrambles for a game-saving first down.
15th Jul '12 6:08:24 PM Nighthawk
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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earnt their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughnessprisonbasketball they run out to join his team.

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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earnt earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughnessprisonbasketball UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.
15th Jul '12 6:05:25 PM Nighthawk
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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earnt their respect playing Unnecessary Roughness prison basketball]] they run out to join his team.

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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earnt their respect playing Unnecessary Roughness prison basketball]] UnnecessaryRoughnessprisonbasketball they run out to join his team.
15th Jul '12 5:49:56 PM Nighthawk
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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!

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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!himself!

* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crews had earnt their respect playing Unnecessary Roughness prison basketball]] they run out to join his team.
23rd Jun '12 2:07:13 PM StAraqiel
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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play. The best part?

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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The best part?part?]]
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