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4th Oct '17 7:39:38 PM PutotyraNoZarus
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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ’’[[NoStuntDouble insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.

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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ’’[[NoStuntDouble ‘‘[[NoStuntDouble insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.
4th Oct '17 7:38:52 PM PutotyraNoZarus
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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ‘’[[NoStuntDouble insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.

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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ‘’[[NoStuntDouble ’’[[NoStuntDouble insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.
4th Oct '17 7:38:13 PM PutotyraNoZarus
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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ‘’[[NoStuntDoubles insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.

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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ‘’[[NoStuntDoubles ‘’[[NoStuntDouble insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.
4th Oct '17 7:37:11 PM PutotyraNoZarus
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* A meta one as well. Coach Scarborough, a man very well seasoned with age and prison life, managed to show that he won that Heisman trophy with skill and balls with that Fumblerooski. [[AccidentalPun The kicker?]] The just 70-year-old Burt Reynolds himself ‘’[[NoStuntDoubles insisted that he run that play!]]’’ And it was done in ‘’one take’’! [[RealityEnsues Sure he had to be helped off the field]], but one could tell that he thought it was WorthIt.
27th Dec '16 6:42:30 AM Warmachine3974
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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crewe had earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.

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* Another one with StoneColdSteveAustin's character. Dunham is trying to provoke a African member of Charlie's Crewe's team into attacking him by making racist comments. Other black characters witness this and after Crewe had earned their respect playing UnnecessaryRoughness prison basketball they run out to join his team.
20th Oct '16 2:52:14 AM MoPete
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!The Remake


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* Crewe's method of [[GroinAttack dealing with a biased referee]] may have caused a turnover on downs, but it did the job in awesome (and hilarious) fashion.
20th Oct '16 2:48:38 AM MoPete
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--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]

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--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]
20th Oct '16 2:48:23 AM MoPete
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* When the game gets started, the Mean Machine quickly falls to a two touchdown deficit because [[RevengeBeforeReason the convicts are more interested in hitting the guards]] than playing the game. An enraged Crewe quickly tears into them, combining a brief TheReasonYouSuckSpeech with DareToBeBadass.
--> '''Crewe''': What are we celebrating for?! It's 14-nothing! You guys wanna beat these assholes? Do it on the scoreboard! [...] Look! A Broken leg will heal. A loss to the Mean Machine [[NeverLiveItDown lasts forever.]]
** The best part about it is that it makes the three most feared cons on the team (Battle, Torres, and Turley) actually apologize for getting carried away, and gets his team back on track.
30th Apr '15 5:10:44 PM CelPrevXXVI
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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!
'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.

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'''Switowski''': ''[jumps up and down, celebrating]'' See? I told you I made-ed him shit himself!
himself!\\
'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.\\
4th Feb '15 4:09:13 PM SirVancelot131
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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The best part?]]

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* After Dunham insults him following a long run, Megget tells Switowski how Dunham and two other guards taunted him in the library. Switowski, enraged, proceeds to [[OneHitKill knock the corn out of Dunham's shit]] on the next play.play with a well placed clothesline. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny The best part?]]



'''Sportswriters''': I think he just shit himself. \\

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'''Sportswriters''': [[OverlyLongGag I think he just shit himself.himself]]. \\




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'''Megget''': Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.
'''Deacon''': And some diapers!
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