Line #30 Awesome/PrincessRapBattles


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3	[[folder:Galadriel vs. Leia]]
4	* Galadriel gets off to a strong start in her battle with Leia.
5	-->'''Galadriel:''' You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair\
6	By the time I end this line [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!]]
7	* But Leia [[NoSell No Sells]] the display of magical might and comes back swinging by pointing out which one of them actually, y'know, ''did stuff.''
8	-->'''Leia:''' [[SarcasmMode What a strong female character,]] obsessed with a ring\
9	[[MenActWomenAre And you had to send a group of men to fix everything!]]\
10	When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree\
11	[[LadyOfWar I led the Rebel Alliance]] and we saved the whole galaxy!
12	* That said, Galadriel's last verse is one cheap but brutal shot after another.
13	-->'''Galadriel:''' I will never give in to your Jedi mind, trick\
14	And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked\
15	My lyrics so wet, I'm like a rhyming typhoon\
16	How's Alderaan doing - sorry, too soon?\
17	[...]\
18	YouShallNotPass Challenge another!\
19	You can kiss my ass - [[BrotherSisterIncest pretend it's your brother!]]
20	** Bonus points for Luke gagging in the background, like he ''really'' didn't need to be reminded of that part.
21	[[/folder]]
22
23	[[folder: Mrs. Claus vs Mary Poppins]]
24	* Regardless of who rapped the best, you can't deny that Mary sure got the last word by ''[[BlowYouAway blowing the Clauses into the sky.]]''
25	[[/folder]]
26
27	[[folder:Cinderella vs. Belle]]
28	* Cinderella brings up the skeevy undertones to Belle's story.
29	-->'''Cinderella:''' Let's look at your mentality, [[FreudWasRight Freud loves your abnormality]]\
30	The UsefulNotes/StockholmSyndrome story, Beauty and the [[BestialityIsDepraved Bestiality]]!
31	* Belle, in return, notes the ValuesDissonance of Cinderella's.
32	-->'''Belle:''' Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years\
33	Do your chores, clean the floors, 'til a man just appears?
34	* And also that for [[NominalHero someone who's supposed to be a heroine,]] Cinderella isn't that different from the ''villain'' of Belle's story...
35	-->'''Belle:''' You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed\
36	You wanna live like Gaston? Please, be our guest!
37	* Cinderella shoots back by pointing out that just because your price is something other than gold, that [[GoldDigger doesn't mean you can't be bought...]]
38	-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, ''I'm'' the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy?\
39	The Beast was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library!
40	* She also claims that Belle is [[GreenEyedMonster just jealous.]]
41	-->'''Cinderella:''' I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding\
42	You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding!
43	* While many other characters in the series have SlutShaming as a go-to insult, Belle - true to her claim of being a modern heroine - is [[GoodBadGirl proud of her sexuality]].
44	-->'''Belle:''' [[RescueRomance My prince saved my life,]] and don't be misled\
45	I want a man in the street [[SexGod but a beast in the bed!]]\
46	[...]\
47	You say you wanna party, next you run off down the halls\
48	[[DoubleEntendre It's like you always choke once you make it to the balls!]]
49	* While she has to [[BreakingTheFourthWall Break The Fourth Wall]] to do it, Cinderella delivers one pretty serious slam - if it wasn't for her, Belle ''would have never existed.''
50	-->'''Cinderella:''' Oh, you think that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey\
51	My movie saved the studio when [[Creator/WaltDisney Walt]] was out of money\
52	You followed in my footsteps - without me ''there's no you!''\
53	Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes!
54	[[/folder]]
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56	[[folder:Maleficent vs. Daenerys]]
57	* Just generally, consider this: Maleficent is an evil fairy with godlike powers. Aside from an immunity to fire, Daenerys is just a regular person. And she ''still'' spends the entire video smirking at Maleficent, completely unimpressed, and bragging about her accomplishments - all of which, again, she canonically achieved ''while being a regular person.'' Makes you remember why we have a BadassNormal trope...
58	-->'''Daenerys:''' (''after being told that Maleficent has "all the powers of hell"'') Oh, ''whatever,'' Elvira! You call that a verse?\
59	You're a fairytale bully! Find an ''infant'' to curse!
60	** And of course there's:
61	--->'''Daenerys:''' If you're so powerful then answer me this:\
62	What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss?
63	* Maleficent brings up Daenerys' family history. It's... [[RoyallyScrewedUp demoralising.]]
64	-->'''Maleficent:''' You know, I'm just so delighted by your family's bad luck\
65	A curse would be useless - you ''already'' suck!\
66	First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother\
67	Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered!
68	* Maleficent drags Daenerys into a cartoon, turns into a dragon and breathes fire on her... and Daenerys just [[NoSell walks out of the flames unharmed]] and gets in Maleficent's face. Maleficient herself [[WorthyOpponent smiles and seems impressed by this]].
69	-->'''Daenerys:''' I'm the Mother of Dragons, you can't burn me!\
70	The best don't rest, it's my destiny\
71	So send me back home, I've an empire to build\
72	Or you'll scream when you die like the last witch I killed!
73	* The stinger has Daenerys turn back up in the throne room, still with her clothes burned off, causing [[Film/WaynesWorld Wayne and Garth]] to kneel down and chant "we're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Not the least bit embarrassed, Daenerys just smirks at the camera as if to say, "yes, you're so right, I'm ''precisely'' that hot!"
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76	[[folder: Harley Quinn and Birds of Prey]]
77	* This part of Dinah's verse, where she talks about wanting to rid Gotham of it's criminal element:
78	-->'''Dinah:''' Sassy songbird siren stuck here, sitting, waiting my turn.\
79	thinking someday soon I'll have to wise up, rise up, and burn.\
80	this whole crooked wicked criminal club to the ground\
81	I swear on my momma's grave, I wanna clean up this town!

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