History YMMV / PRIMARCHS

-->'''Stick-man Alpharius:''' "Damn you!"
* WriterRevolt: The first arc revolves around the Primarchs rebelling against the constant retcons of their universe's background (primarily, the constant shoe-horning involving the C'tan). The second involves fighting the AnthropomorphicPersonification of the plot holes consuming their franchise. Unfortunately, despite [[spoiler: solving the problem by the simple expedient of pressing the ResetButton]] they [[spoiler: forgot to similarly reset their satellite franchises (such as VideoGame/DawnOfWar), allowing the Plot Hole to return]] in the third arc.

* AuthorExistenceFailure: Even Lastie herself is not safe from the power of the Emperor's REJECTION! Luckily [[spoiler: Eldrad brings her back to life]]

* {{Magnificent Bastard}}: Alpharius/Omegon. Not only does he secretly own half of the 40K galaxy, he also [[spoiler: impersonated Eldrad through the entire Retcon arc without anyone noticing]].

* {{God Mode Sue}}: The Primarchs. Greatly offset by their own incompetence.
** Mind you, anything less wouldn't last two seconds against [[VillainSue half of the enemies]] in this fanfic. A C'tan who can turn around to the ''author'' and say "Piss off bitch, I'm the frakking Nightbringer"!?
** Horus invokes this trope literally at one point, hacking the story and accessing the "god mode" cheat. His fellow Primarchs tell him off for being unsporting.

* {{Rescued from the Scrappy Heap}} The [[DawnOfWar Blood Ravens]]. Primarily because of the novels' Author, C S Goto, whom most Eldar players hold up to show just how evil you can be to a race's background. [[spoiler: They were made {{the Dragon}} to the Plot Hole in the 3rd arc]].

* {{Unfortunate Implications}}: A lot of what the Primarchs (and once or twice, the narrator) say. Vect on the other hand is aware of the implications, but still says it anyway.

* {{Special Effects Failure}}: Due to "budget cuts"