History WhatAnIdiot / Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers

** Mario has to work at Gaben's Steamy Diner after getting Luigi knocked out by Wario tossing the blame of touching Wario's food onto him. Given that it's [[TheDitz Mario]], he hasn't been too exceptional of an employee, but he's been getting by so far. He gets to Toad and Toadette, with the latter ordering a chocolate cake. Neither Mario nor Gaben know how to make one, so Gaben instructs Mario to look up a video on how to make one. Mario does so, only to come across a random educational video for toddlers.\\

'''As A Result''': [[TheyKilledKennyAgain He chokes on it]] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome and seemingly dies.]] [[RuleOfFunny At least this convinced the kids]].

Mario's stupidity is probably his most defining quality, of course he'd be here.

'''You'd expect''': For them to take into account Mario's ''other'' flaws (selfishness, occasional LackOfEmpathy, pettiness, obsession with spaghetti...). If they really want to fix Mario up, they might as well get E Gadd to remove them or at least minimise them.\\
'''Instead''': They only focus on his intelligence, and overlook his other vices.\\
'''As A Result''': While things turn out fine for the most part, it quickly goes south when Mario tries to take Luigi's bowl of spaghetti. From there, Mario pulls a FaceHeelTurn and builds a machine to steal the world's spaghetti. In short, the gang's attempt to fix ''one'' flaw of Mario ended up enhancing his ''other'' flaws big time.\\

'''You'd expect:''' [=SMG4=] to, oh you know, do what Boopkins is telling him to do and shoot Clown Mario already!\\
'''Instead:''' For some Godforsaken reason, [=SMG4=] can't tell which version of Mario is the real one, saying "I don't know which one's the clown!!", thus failing to actually do anything. Even MARIO calls him out for his obviously stupid mistake. Hadn't Boopkins revived the unconscious Toad with some shock therapy, causing Toad to break into a painfully bad song rendition which makes Clown Mario cringe and spontaneously combust (ItMakesSenseInContext), Mario would've died right then and there.

'''You'd Expect''': The cast to look for a suitable replacement for her; for example, they could just give [[ActionGirl Saiko]] a roller or a paintbrush, and quickly explains that the goal is to cover the most turf, but yes she can smack people with it, and let her go to town.\\

'''You'd Expect''': The cast just gives Saiko a roller or a paintbrush, and quickly explains that the goal is to cover the most turf, but yes she can smack people with it, and let her go to town.\\

'''As a Result''': The group, in spite of putting up a semi-decent fight, at halftime ends up on the bad side of a [[CurbstompCushion 70-30% score against the Octoposse.]] [[{{Jerkass}} Bob]] [[WhattheHellHero does not even attempt to help]] besides moral support.

'''You'd Expect''': The cast just gives [[DropTheHammer Saiko]] a roller or a paintbrush, and quickly explains that the goal is to cover the most turf, but yes she can smack people with it, and let her go to town.\\

'''You'd Expect''': [=SMG4=] to find some brave people capable in a fight. You have friends like Meggy, a TriggerHappy ActionGirl who lives for competition, Saiko, who is almost always armed with a [[DropTheHammer massive hammer]], Shroomy, who has used explosives and heavy machinery at a few points in the series, and Axol, who can [[ArtInitiatesLife make anime characters come to life]], including someone who could fight. Even [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Bob]], a guy with swords for hands, can brawl in certain situations. With friends and fighting capabilities like these, you can't go wrong.\\