History WhatAnIdiot / JurassicPark

'''However the car crashed into the sign because he did a time sensitive plan that was vunrable to the smallest problem during a storm which is another stupid desision. Poor visibility plus fast travel plus difficult terrain with curves equals a crash. Him not having a back up map was definitly a dumb idea.

'''Instead:''' Arnold sets out alone and is killed. Ellie and Muldoon go after him when he doesn't return, and are ''shocked'' that the fences have been deactivated and the raptors are loose!\\

'''You'd expect''': He would spend some of those expenses on not having simple electric systems operated by a complicated computer system. Door locks for instance, and lighting, and maybe those electric fences that keep all the dinosaurs in their own domains. Then they'd throw in a backup generator, like the ones you can find in hospitals and police stations all over the world, and maybe someone would notice that the same creatures can be secured just as well with thick steel bars or a large enough moat, like you see in lion and elephant enclosures in normal zoos. \\

* The ''Dilophosaurus'' are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after a nasty incident with one of the keepers reveals they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, despite two seperate operations, the vets haven't found where the venom glands are situated in the body so they can be removed.\\

* Malcolm's team and the team from [=InGen=] have to roam the island after their equipment is destroyed by the dinosaurs. Sarah warns everyone about the olfactory powers of ''TyrannosaurusRex'', which can sniff out just about anything...including the baby ''rex'' blood on her vest. Roland actually points this out to her when he thinks she's injured, and she realises that the blood isn't drying in the humidity of the climate.\\

'''Or''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. \\

'''Instead:''' Masrani insists that the Asset Containment Unit subdue the ''Indominus'' with non-lethal weapons, simply because she cost $26 million to create (which would hardly be a loss for "the 8th richest man in the world").\\

'''You'd Expect''': She would ditch the vest, or at the very least try to wash it or make ''some'' attempt to get the blood off, especially after her info dump about the ''rex's'' powerful sense of smell and her conversation with Roland.\\

** Additionally, this is all happening in a campsite filled with experienced mercenaries, who are on edge because they're on an island filled with dangerous predators and one member of their party has ''already'' gone missing, likely dead.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That when they set up camp, they'd post several guards to keep watch and alert everyone should they spot a threat.\\
'''Instead''': Ajay appears to be the only one still awake and keeping watch when Roland and his team get back, and Ian is initially the only one who spots the ''T.rex'' in the act of invading the tent.

'''You'd Expect''': That Nick would put his activism on hold for the next while, at least until they get back to civilisation. They're on an island swarming with very dangerous animals, including two angry ''T.rexes,'' and they need as much protection as they can get. He may not like Ingen or Roland but getting everyone off the island alive is far more important, and even if he likely doesn't care about the mercenaries he surely cares about his friends. Plus he's already seen how his previous actions with letting the captive dinosaurs loose and the baby ''rex'' ended up stranding them all and causing Eddie's death, and he should realise he needs to give it a rest for now.\\

'''Instead''': Nick gets the chance to sabotage Roland's gun, meaning Roland can't shoot the bull ''T.Rex'' when it's attacking their camp; this causes a chain reaction that ends with practically everyone in the group getting killed, save the 'protagonists' and Roland and Ludlow. What's more, because Roland was forced to tranquillise the ''rex'' instead of killing it, Ludlow decides to recoup his losses and has it brought back to San Diego...

* Alan Grant and Ellie fend off a ''Velociraptor'' hunting them by pushing against it with a door. Ellie tries to grab Alan's gun but it's no use.\\

'''In addition:''' Considering Arnold probably took the same route to the shed that Muldoon and Ellie take a little later, he likely also saw that the fence had been broken and the raptors had escaped and yet ''didn't'' immediately go right back to the bunker to get Muldoon!

'''You'd Expect''': That Nick would put his activism on hold for the next while, at least until they get back to civilisation. They're on an island swarming with very dangerous animals, and they need as much protection as they can get. He may not like Ingen or Roland, but getting everyone off the island alive is far more important, and even if he likely doesn't care about the mercenaries he surely cares about his friends. Plus he's already seen how his previous actions ended up stranding them all and causing Eddie's death, and should realise he needs to give it a rest for now.\\
'''You'd Also Expect''': That Roland would err on the side of caution and not leave his gun lying around unattended, even if he weren't currently travelling with a well known saboteur.\\
'''Instead''': Nick gets the chance to sabotage Roland's gun, meaning Roland can't shoot the ''T.Rex'' when it's attacking their camp; this causes a chain reaction that ends with practically everyone in the group getting killed, save the 'protagonists' and Roland and Ludlow. Further more, because Roland was forced to tranquillise the ''rex'' instead of killing it, Ludlow decides to recoup his losses and has it brought back to San Diego...

'''You'd Expect''': That once it becomes clear the ship's on a collision course, Ludlow, the harbor master and everyone else in the office would make a run for it, and tell the assembled crowd to run as well.\\
'''Instead''': The whole lot of them just stand and stare at the display showing the ship getting closer and closer, and Ludlow comes out of the office only ''just'' in time to escape being killed when the ship careens out of the mist and pulverizes the building, along with a fair chunk of the harbor.

'''You'd Expect''': She would ditch the vest, or at the very least try to wash it or make ''some'' attempt to get the blood off, especially after her conversation with Roland.\\
'''Instead''': She doesn't. She even hangs it up to dry, which means that even ''more'' of its scent will be carried on the wind. She finally realizes her mistake when there's a ''T. rex'' nose in her tent. Luckily, she wasn't ''wearing'' the vest and the ''rex'' missed her.

'''You'd Expect''': That Nick would put his activism on hold for the next while, at least until they get back to civilisation. They're on an island swarming with very dangerous animals, and they need as much protection as they can get. He may not like Ingen or Roland, but getting everyone off the island alive is far more important, and if he doesn't care about the mercenaries he surely cares about his friends. Plus he's already seen how his previous actions ended up stranding them all and causing Eddie's death, and should realise he needs to give it a rest for now.\\
'''You'd Also Expect''': That Roland would err on the side of caution, and not leave his gun lying around unattended, even if he weren't currently travelling with a well known saboteur.\\
'''Instead''': Nick gets the chance to sabotage Roland's gun, meaning Roland can't shoot the ''T.Rex'' when it's attacking their camp; this causes a chain reaction that ends with practically everyone in the group getting killed, save the 'protagonists' and Roland and Ludlow. Further more, because Roland was forced to tranquillise the ''rex'' instead, it gets brought back to San Diego...

* Before they crash at Isla Sorna they touch down for repairs or something (This troper is an idiot.)
'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to keep extremely quiet. Because like it or not, that Spinosaurus will most definitely find them if they make noise.\\
'''Instead:''' Amanda Kirby uses a megaphone to try to lead Eric to them.

'''In addition:''' Considering Arnold probably took the same route to the shed that Muldoon and Ellie take a little later, he likely also saw that the raptors had escaped and yet ''didn't'' immediately go right back to the bunker to get Muldoon!

'''Instead:''' Arnold sets out alone and is killed. Ellie and Muldoon go after him when he doesn't return, and are ''shocked'' that the fences have been deactivated and the raptors are loose!

'''Instead''': Ajay appears to be the only one still awake and keeping watch when Roland and his team get back, and Ian is the only one who spots the ''T.rex'' in the act of invading the tent.

'''Instead''': He starts screaming at the top of his lungs, both getting the ''rex's'' attention and triggering a panicked stampede. This leads to his death when he trips, his mates trample him and he is finally stomped under the ''rex's'' foot and carried several yards.\\

'''Instead''': She doesn't. She finally realizes her mistake when there's a ''T. rex'' nose in her tent. Luckily, she wasn't ''wearing'' the vest and the ''rex'' missed her.

'''You'd Expect''': He would do the same thing as Malcolm--keep quiet and stay out of notice.\\
'''Instead''': He starts screaming at the top of his lungs, both getting the ''rex's'' attention and triggering a panicked stampede. This leads to his death when he trips, his mates trample him and he is finally stomped under the ''rex's'' foot and carried several yards.

* At one point Nick van Owen and Roland Tembo have a conversation about Roland wanting to hunt the buck ''T.rex,'' and Nick is obviously disapproving of Roland's 'Great White Hunter' mentality.\\

'''You'd Also Expect''': That Roland would err on the side of caution, and not leave his gun around unattended, even if he weren't currently travelling with a well known saboteur.\\
'''Instead''': Nick gets the chance to sabotage Roland's gun, meaning Roland can't shoot the ''T.Rex'' when it's attacking their camp; this causes a chain reaction that ends with practically everyone in the group getting killed, save the 'protagonists' and Roland and Ludlow. Further more, because Roland was forced to tranquillise the ''rex'', it gets brought back to San Diego...

'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to keep extremely quiet. 'Cause like or not, that Spinosaurus will most definitely find them if they make noise.\\

'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to keep extremely quiet. 'Cause like or not, that Spinosaurus will most definitely find them if they make noise.

'''Instead''': His sabotage is a hugely unsubtle full system crash that makes it immediately apparent he is to blame, and he leaves ample proof that it was done maliciously. Unless he was trying to ruin the park and get everyone killed, which Dodgson never indicated was part of the job, this only serves to backfire on him when the dinosaurs he's let loose kill him when he runs off the road.

'''You'd Expect''': That Nick would put his activism on hold for the next while, at least until they get back to civilisation. They're on an island ''full'' of very dangerous animals, and they need as much protection as they can get. He may not like Ingen or Roland, but getting everyone off the island alive is far more important; plus he's already seen how his previous efforts at sabotage ended up stranding them all, and should realise he needs to give it a rest for now.\\

'''Instead''': Nick gets the chance to sabotage Roland's gun, meaning Roland can't shoot the ''T.Rex'' when it's attacking their camp; this causes a chain reaction that ends with practically everyone in the group getting killed, save the 'protagonists', Roland and Ludlow. Further more, because Roland was forced to tranquillise the ''rex'', it gets brought back to San Diego...

* At one point Nick van Owen and Roland Tembo have a conversation about Roland wanting to hunt the buck ''T.rex,'' and Nick is obviously disapproving of Roland's 'Great White Hunter' mentality.

'''You'd Expect''': She would ditch the vest, especially after her conversation with Roland.\\

'''You'd Expect:''' That he'd ask the heavily armed and capable Muldoon to come with him, since they know the T-Rex is roaming the park.\\
'''You'd Also Expect:''' That the group would consider the possibility that, in turning everything off, they also turned off the raptor fences.\\

* The ''Dilophosaurus'' are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, despite two seperate operations, the vets haven't found where the venom glands are situated in the body so they can be removed.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly blind]], not to mention the inevitability of a lawsuit from a grieving family member or injured park visitor.\\
'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the ''Dilophosaurus'' still pose a danger.

* Malcolm's team and the team from [=InGen=] have to roam the island after their equipment is destroyed by the dinosaurs. Sarah warns everyone about the olfactory powers of ''TyrannosaurusRex'', which can sniff out just about anything. Including the baby ''rex'' blood on her vest. Which Roland actually points out to her when he thinks she's injured, and she realises that the blood isn't drying in the humidity of the climate.\\

'''Instead''': He starts screaming at the top of his lungs, both getting the ''rex's'' attention and triggering a panicked stampede. This ends with his death when he trips, his mates trample him and he is finally stomped under the ''rex's'' foot and carried several yards.