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* Malcolm's team and the team from [=InGen=] have to roam the island after their equipment is destroyed by the dinosaurs. Sarah warns everyone about the olfactory powers of ''TyrannosaurusRex'', which can sniff out just about anything. Including the baby ''rex'' blood on her vest.\\
'''You'd Expect''': She would ditch the vest.\\

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* Malcolm's team and the team from [=InGen=] have to roam the island after their equipment is destroyed by the dinosaurs. Sarah warns everyone about the olfactory powers of ''TyrannosaurusRex'', which can sniff out just about anything. Including the baby ''rex'' blood on her vest. Which Roland actually points out to her when he thinks she's injured, and she realises that the blood isn't drying in the humidity of the climate.\\
'''You'd Expect''': She would ditch the vest.vest, especially after her conversation with Roland.\\

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'''Instead:''' They create the ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Indominus rex]]'', a highly-aggressive hybrid of ''T.rex'', ''Velociraptor'', ''Therizinosaurus'', snake, cuttlefish, tree frog, ''Carnotaurus'', ''Majungasaurus'', ''Rugops'', and ''Giganotosaurus'' DNA. [[GoneHorriblyRight The end result is an unstoppable killing machine which goes on a rampage]].

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'''Instead:''' They create the ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Indominus rex]]'', a highly-aggressive hybrid of ''T.rex'', ''Velociraptor'', ''Therizinosaurus'', snake, cuttlefish, tree frog, ''Carnotaurus'', ''Majungasaurus'', ''Rugops'', and ''Giganotosaurus'' DNA. [[GoneHorriblyRight The end result is an unstoppable killing machine which goes on a rampage]].\\
'''Justification:''' [[spoiler:The ''I. rex'' is the result of a secret program within [=InGen=] to weaponize its genetic technology and the potential of paleo DNA to create a designer AttackAnimal.]] Still, the fact that no one called shenanigans on this until it was too late counts.

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* When Ludlow's giving a presentation speech at the docks about the opening of Jurassic Park San Diego, in anticipation of the ship arriving with the captured adult ''T-Rex,'' he's alerted by the Ingen harbor master that said ship is neither responding to their hails nor slowing down, meaning it's very likely going to crash into the dock.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That once it becomes clear the ship's on a collision course, Ludlow, the harbor master and everyone else in the office would make a run for it, and tell the assembled crowd to run as well.\\
'''Instead''': The whole lot of them just stand and stare at the display showing the ship getting closer and closer, and Ludlow comes out of the office only ''just'' in time to escape being killed when the ship careens out of the mist and pulverizes the building, along with a fair chunk of the harbor.
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--> '''Malcolm:''' Mommy's very angry.

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--> '''Malcolm:''' [[{{Understatement}} Mommy's very angry.]]
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'''You'd Expect:''' That he'd ask the heavily armed and capable Muldoon to come with him, much as he accompanied Ellie earlier.\\

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'''You'd Expect:''' That he'd ask the heavily armed and capable Muldoon to come with him, much as he accompanied Ellie earlier.since they know the T-Rex is roaming the park.\\
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** After Ray Arnold reboots the system to get the security defences, communications etc. working again, he has to go to the utility shed to flip the circuit breakers.\\

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** * After Ray Arnold reboots the system to get the security defences, communications etc. working again, he has to go to the utility shed to flip the circuit breakers.\\



'''You'd Also Expect:''' That the group would consider the possibility that, in turning everything off, they also ''turned off the raptor fences.''\\

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'''You'd Also Expect:''' That the group would consider the possibility that, in turning everything off, they also ''turned turned off the raptor fences.''\\\\
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* After Ray Arnold reboots the system to get the security defences, communications etc. working again, he has to go to the utility shed to flip the circuit breakers.

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* ** After Ray Arnold reboots the system to get the security defences, communications etc. working again, he has to go to the utility shed to flip the circuit breakers.\\

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* The girl is told that dinosaurs are attracted to sound and movement. The car she's in breaks down, and dinosaurs start moving around it, eventually attacking the car.\\
'''You'd expect''': She'd hide in the footwell and be quiet so they would go away.\\
'''Instead''': She screams and waves a flashlight.
* They are building a cross between a nature reserve and a zoo, using cloned animals with unknown properties on a location about as far from help as you can get. So naturally, they spare no expense.\\
'''You'd expect''': They spend some of those expenses on not having simple electric systems operated by a complicated computer system. Door locks for instance, and lighting, and maybe those electric fences that keep all the dinosaurs in their own domains. Then they'd throw in a backup generator, like the ones you can find in hospitals and police stations all over the world, and maybe someone would notice that the same creatures can be secured just as well with thick steel bars or a large enough moat, like you see in lion and elephant enclosures in normal zoos. \\

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* The girl is Lex has previously been told that dinosaurs are attracted to sound and movement. The car she's in breaks down, and dinosaurs start a ''T.Rex'' starts moving around it, eventually attacking the car.\\
'''You'd expect''': She'd hide in the footwell and be quiet so they it would go away.\\
'''Instead''': She screams and waves a flashlight.
flashlight around, even after her brother ''repeatedly'' tells her to turn it off.
* They are Hammond is building a cross between a nature reserve and a zoo, using cloned animals with unknown properties on a location about as far from help as you can get. So naturally, they spare he spares no expense.\\
'''You'd expect''': They He would spend some of those expenses on not having simple electric systems operated by a complicated computer system. Door locks for instance, and lighting, and maybe those electric fences that keep all the dinosaurs in their own domains. Then they'd throw in a backup generator, like the ones you can find in hospitals and police stations all over the world, and maybe someone would notice that the same creatures can be secured just as well with thick steel bars or a large enough moat, like you see in lion and elephant enclosures in normal zoos. \\



* The ''Velociraptors'' have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to skeletonize a live cow in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they want to escape.\\

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* The ''Velociraptors'' have proven themselves to be not only extremely dangerous, but very aggressive and extremely intelligent, easily making them the most dangerous dinosaurs in the park. Muldoon notes that they have been testing the electric fences for weaknesses, and in the intro we see one kill a man named Jophrey Brown. These are animals vicious enough to skeletonize strip a live cow to the bone in less than three minutes, and they have made it clear they want to escape.\\


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* After Ray Arnold reboots the system to get the security defences, communications etc. working again, he has to go to the utility shed to flip the circuit breakers.
'''You'd Expect:''' That he'd ask the heavily armed and capable Muldoon to come with him, much as he accompanied Ellie earlier.\\
'''You'd Also Expect:''' That the group would consider the possibility that, in turning everything off, they also ''turned off the raptor fences.''\\
'''Instead:''' Arnold sets out alone and is killed. Ellie and Muldoon go after him when he doesn't return, and are ''shocked'' that the fences have been deactivated and the raptors are loose!
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'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly blind]].\\

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'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly blind]].blind]], not to mention the inevitability of a lawsuit from a grieving family member or injured park visitor.\\
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'''The Result''': Zach and Grey encounter the escaped ''Indominus Rex'' and are attacked by it, only narrowly avoiding being eaten and forcing Own and Claire to search for them instead of dealing with the escaped, rampaging super-predator.

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'''The Result''': Zach and Grey encounter the escaped ''Indominus Rex'' and are attacked by it, only narrowly avoiding being eaten and forcing Own Owen and Claire to search for them instead of dealing with the escaped, rampaging super-predator.
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* The ''Dilophosaurus'' are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous.\\

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* The ''Dilophosaurus'' are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, despite two seperate operations, the vets haven't found whereabouts where the venom glands are situated in the body so they can be removed.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous.dangerous, posing the high likelihood of a park visitor being killed or at the very least [[EyeScream left permenantly blind]].\\
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* The gyrosphere is basically a cross between a golf cart and a giant hamster ball that allows park visitors to get close to dinosaurs without danger. Zach and Grey are out in one when the alarm is called, but they decide to go through a gate that's somehow been left open into a restricted area. \\
'''You'd Expect:''' The gyrosphere would have been programmed to only allow guests to go into designated public areas and that in the event of an emergency there'd be an automatic recall function that would override the guests' control. \\
'''Instead''': Zach and Grey are able to drive into a restricted section of the park while ignoring the emergency notification. \\
'''The Result''': Zach and Grey encounter the escaped ''Indominus Rex'' and are attacked by it, only narrowly avoiding being eaten and forcing Own and Claire to search for them instead of dealing with the escaped, rampaging super-predator.


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'''You'd Also Expect:''' The park to have set up clearly marked emergency bunkers for guests and staff to hide in in the event that there's a breakout. Also, that the staff will have been drilled in what to do in the event that the animals break free.\\
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* Wheatley, the GreatWhiteHunter-wannabe who helped capture the dinos for the aforementioned auction, comes upon the recently-created ''Indoraptor'' and hits it with two {{Tranquilizer Dart}}s. After it goes down, he decides to indulge his penchant for trophy-collecting by taking a tooth from it, just like with every other dino he captures.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' That if he really wants the tooth that badly, he'd at least confirm that the ''Indoraptor'' is actually asleep. And then make sure that it's fully restrained.\\
'''Instead:''' He doesn't. And then it turns out that the ''Indoraptor'' is still awake, and it mauls Wheatley to death.
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For the record, Isla Nublar is in the Pacific, near Costa Rica, so the nearest U.S. city would be San Diego, not Key West.


* The Dilophosaurus are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\

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* The Dilophosaurus ''Dilophosaurus'' are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\



'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the Dilophosaurus still pose a danger.


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'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the Dilophosaurus ''Dilophosaurus'' still pose a danger.




* Alan Grant and Ellie fend off a Velociraptor hunting them by pushing against it with a door. Ellie tries to grab Alan's gun but it's no use.\\

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* Alan Grant and Ellie fend off a Velociraptor ''Velociraptor'' hunting them by pushing against it with a door. Ellie tries to grab Alan's gun but it's no use.\\



'''Instead:''' They just let Tim anxiously wait for his sister to get through the computer system and lock out the Velociraptor.
** The Velociraptor also has her "What an idiot!" moment here.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' The Velociraptor to remember that the room has glass windows, abandon the pushing game with the humans and just break in through the window.\\

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'''Instead:''' They just let Tim anxiously wait for his sister to get through the computer system and lock out the Velociraptor.''Velociraptor''.
** The Velociraptor ''Velociraptor'' also has her "What an idiot!" moment here.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' The Velociraptor ''Velociraptor'' to remember that the room has glass windows, abandon the pushing game with the humans and just break in through the window.\\



* Sarah Harding is supposed to be an [[TheAllegedExpert expert in animal handling]]. When we first see her, she is observing a herd of Stegosaurus and sees one of their young.\\
'''You'd Expect''': For her to remember one of the most basic rules that even the general public can be expected to know, don't mess around with an [[MamaBear animal's]] [[PapaWolf young]]. Her job isn't to play around with Stegosaurus kids, it's to take photos of the dinosaurs for a documentary to help support Hammond's efforts to stop a zoo from being made.\\
'''Instead''': She gets close enough to ''touch'' it, and goes close to the Stegosaurus nest to take those photos and is somehow surprised when the adults react badly.

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* Sarah Harding is supposed to be an [[TheAllegedExpert expert in animal handling]]. When we first see her, she is observing a herd of Stegosaurus ''Stegosaurus'' and sees one of their young.\\
'''You'd Expect''': For her to remember one of the most basic rules that even the general public can be expected to know, don't mess around with an [[MamaBear animal's]] [[PapaWolf young]]. Her job isn't to play around with Stegosaurus ''Stegosaurus'' kids, it's to take photos of the dinosaurs for a documentary to help support Hammond's efforts to stop a zoo from being made.\\
'''Instead''': She gets close enough to ''touch'' it, and goes close to the Stegosaurus ''Stegosaurus'' nest to take those photos and is somehow surprised when the adults react badly.



'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially JustForFun/{{Egregious}} when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (Key West, Florida), the company would have had to ship him over a thousand miles to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.

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'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially JustForFun/{{Egregious}} when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (Key West, Florida), (San Diego, California), the company would have had to ship him over a thousand miles to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.
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* From the original novel: The park wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer pterosaurs]] via a cool little treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from, but they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\

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* From the original novel: The park wants to showcase a flock of [[PteroSoarer pterosaurs]] via a cool little treehouse lodge in their aviary that guests can safely watch them from, but they need to make sure the pterosaurs are acclimated to the lodge first.\\



* From the novel: The Dilophosaurus are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\

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* From the novel: The Dilophosaurus are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\
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* From the novel: The Dilophosaurus are unexpectedly discovered to be poisonous, and pose a serious risk to visitor safety after it's found out they can spit venom at a distance of 50ft. Unfortunately, the vets haven't found whereabouts the venom glands are situated so they can be removed.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That park managment would allow the vets to euthanise one to allow them to perform a more comprehensive autopsy to find where the venom glands are located in the body, or failing that, destroy all the dinosaurs as their venom-spitting abilities makes them extremely dangerous.\\
'''Instead''': Park management refuses to destroy any of the dinosaurs, rendering an autopsy impossible and the Dilophosaurus still pose a danger.

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* Once the ''Indominus'' has escaped, killing two workers in the process, Owen (who barely avoided the same fate) goes straight to Masrani and tells him to pull out a {{BFG}} and blast her into oblivion.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Masrani to do just that, seeing as the ''Indominus'' has just proven herself far too clever and dangerous to be contained. In addition, this advice is coming from the guy that Masrani specifically asked to evaluate the creature.\\
'''Instead:''' Masrani insists that the Asset Containment Unit subdue the ''Indominus'' with non-lethal weapons, simply because she cost $26 million to create (which would hardly be a loss for "the 8th richest man in the world").\\
'''As a Result:''' Five ACU troopers are killed, which is just the beginning of a rampage that causes dozens more casualties, both human and dinosaur (including Masrani himself) and ultimately leads to the destruction and abandonment of the park itself. The horrendous suffering and loss of life aside, the financial damage to Masrani Global from lost income, lawsuits, settlements, and whatever else would no doubt make the aforementioned $26 mil look like chump change.
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* A dangerous tropical storm is running through the area, on the same day Dennis Nedry and Dodgson had made their plans on their sabotage.\\
'''You'd Expect''': That Dodgson or Nedry would call off the sabotage for another day. Yeah, it would stink to lose all the money they paid on the boat delivery, but Dodgson is going to recoup the cost quite fast once they get things up and running; having Nedry keep on with the plan under the same time crunch with dangerous conditions afoot seriously increases the chance that the sabotage will go awry. Nedry may be greedy, but even he should realize his own life matters more than his money.\\
'''Instead''': The delivery man insists on going forward with the sabotage anyway, with little consideration to the level of risk now involved. Unsurprisingly, Nedry's time crunch coupled with the bad weather [[spoiler:gets him killed and ruins the plan when the stolen DNA is buried under mud.]]
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* Alan Grant and Ellie fend off a Velociraptor hunting them by pushing against it with a door. Ellie tries to grab Alan's gun but it's no use.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' Either Alan or Ellie to yell to Tim to give them the gun.\\
'''Instead:''' They just let Tim anxiously wait for his sister to get through the computer system and lock out the Velociraptor.
** The Velociraptor also has her "What an idiot!" moment here.\\
'''You'd Expect:''' The Velociraptor to remember that the room has glass windows, abandon the pushing game with the humans and just break in through the window.\\
'''Instead:''' She doesn't do so until the door gets electromagnetically locked which gives enough time for the humans to escape through the duct system.
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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island, which she gleefully accepts. This turns out to be a ruse as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, they've narrowly survived being stranded on an erupting island and several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. [[spoiler: Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world with several having been sold off to unknown fates.]]

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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island, which she gleefully accepts. This turns out to be a ruse as the person CorruptCorporateExecutive in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, they've narrowly survived being stranded on an erupting island and several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. [[spoiler: Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world with several having been sold off to unknown fates.]]
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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ruse as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world and several have been sold off to unknown fates.

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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island.island, which she gleefully accepts. This turns out to be a ruse as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes realize they've been duped, they've narrowly survived being stranded on an erupting island and several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. [[spoiler: Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world and with several have having been sold off to unknown fates.]]
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* The island the dinosaurs are on is the last dinosaur ecosystem on the planet and while keeping it isolated has kept the dinosaurs from interacting with the general public, it's now in danger of being taken out in a massive volcanic eruption. A UN meeting is held regarding the future of said island, during which a prominent mathematician/chaotician who has repeatedly witnessed the destruction that occurs when dinosaurs and man are in close proximity recommends that they let nature take its course and allow the volcano to destroy the island, sending the dinosaurs back into extinction. This is ultimately agreed upon.

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* The island the dinosaurs are on is the last dinosaur ecosystem on the planet and while keeping it isolated has kept the dinosaurs from interacting with the general public, public, it's now in danger of being taken out in a massive volcanic eruption. eruption. A UN meeting is held regarding the future of said island, during which a prominent mathematician/chaotician who has repeatedly witnessed the destruction that occurs when dinosaurs and man are in close proximity recommends that they let nature take its course and allow the volcano to destroy the island, sending the dinosaurs back into extinction. extinction. This is ultimately agreed upon.\\



'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ploy as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes relalize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world.

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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ploy ruse as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! mainland! By the time our heroes relalize realize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world.world and several have been sold off to unknown fates.
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* The island the dinosaurs are on is the last dinosaur ecosystem on the planet and while keeping it isolated has kept the dinosaurs from interacting with the general public, it's now in danger of being taken out in a massive volcanic eruption. A UN meeting is held regarding the future of said island, during which a prominent mathematician/chaotician who has repeatedly witnessed the destruction that occurs when dinosaurs and man are in close proximity recommends that they let nature take its course and allow the volcano to destroy the island, sending the dinosaurs back into extinction. This is ultimately agreed upon.
'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to do just that, even the well-intentioned animal rights group (headed by another dino-carnage survivor) who have been advocating for a way to somehow save the dinosaurs.
'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ploy as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes relalize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world.

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* The island the dinosaurs are on is the last dinosaur ecosystem on the planet and while keeping it isolated has kept the dinosaurs from interacting with the general public, public, it's now in danger of being taken out in a massive volcanic eruption. eruption. A UN meeting is held regarding the future of said island, during which a prominent mathematician/chaotician who has repeatedly witnessed the destruction that occurs when dinosaurs and man are in close proximity recommends that they let nature take its course and allow the volcano to destroy the island, sending the dinosaurs back into extinction. extinction. This is ultimately agreed upon.
'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to do just that, even the well-intentioned animal rights group (headed by another dino-carnage survivor) who have been advocating for a way to somehow save the dinosaurs.
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'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ploy as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! mainland! By the time our heroes relalize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world.
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* The island the dinosaurs are on is the last dinosaur ecosystem on the planet and while keeping it isolated has kept the dinosaurs from interacting with the general public, it's now in danger of being taken out in a massive volcanic eruption. A UN meeting is held regarding the future of said island, during which a prominent mathematician/chaotician who has repeatedly witnessed the destruction that occurs when dinosaurs and man are in close proximity recommends that they let nature take its course and allow the volcano to destroy the island, sending the dinosaurs back into extinction. This is ultimately agreed upon.
'''You'd Expect:''' Everyone to do just that, even the well-intentioned animal rights group (headed by another dino-carnage survivor) who have been advocating for a way to somehow save the dinosaurs.
'''Instead:''' A rich man and co-creator of the dinosaurs approaches her with a Noah's Ark plan to relocate the dinosaurs to yet ''another'' island. This turns out to be a ploy as the person in charge of the rich man's affairs really wants to hold an AuctionOfEvil and sell the dinosaurs off to the highest bidders...on the mainland! By the time our heroes relalize they've been duped, several individuals of 11 surviving dinosaur species have been captured and are en route to the rich guy's estate in San Francisco. Naturally, they end up getting loose into the world.
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* Claire Dearing is a park operations manager at the park. Her job requires her to work the regular 24 hours, to deal with investors and potential problems because Masrani trusts her With the way she prefers handling things as cleanly as possible. She finds out that her sister Karen is arranging a divorce and wants Claire to entertain Karen's sons -- Zach and Grey -- while she and Scott go through the proceedings.\\

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* Claire Dearing is a park operations manager at the titular park. Her job requires her to work the regular 24 hours, to deal with investors and potential problems because Masrani trusts her With with the way she prefers handling things as cleanly as possible. She finds out that her sister Karen is arranging a divorce and wants Claire to entertain Karen's sons -- Zach and Grey -- while she and Scott go through the proceedings.\\
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'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Except, of course, [[Film/Blackfish SeaWorld.]] Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or no.\\

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'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Except, of course, [[Film/Blackfish [[Film/BlackFish SeaWorld.]] Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or no.\\
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'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or no.\\

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'''You'd Expect''': That they take Muldoon's advice and destroy the raptors. At the very least, the fact that the raptors have killed a man before would have lead to the animal in question being euthanized in any animal preserve or zoo on the planet. Except, of course, [[Film/Blackfish SeaWorld.]] Or, at the very, ''very'' least, keep the animals quarantined in a place where they have no avenues of escape should they break out, and as far from any human beings as possible until they can figure out what to do with them. These aren't animals you want anywhere near a crowd of visiting tourists, barriers or no.\\
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'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially [[{{Egregious}} egregious]] when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (Key West, Florida), the company would have had to ship him over a thousand miles to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.

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'''Instead:''' As showcased during the gyrosphere ride, they appear to be hiring ''anyone'', including a typical "bored teenager in a summer job" stereotype. This becomes especially [[{{Egregious}} egregious]] JustForFun/{{Egregious}} when [[FridgeLogic one realizes]] that even if the kid came from the nearest U.S city (Key West, Florida), the company would have had to ship him over a thousand miles to Isla Nublar, presumably with all the expense attached to such a trip, where he would have to be accommodated for.

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'''You'd Expect:''' The scientists to create a docile dinosaur.\\
'''Instead:''' They create the ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Indominus rex]]'', a highly-aggressive hybrid of ''T.rex'', ''Velociraptor'', ''Therizinosaurus'', snake, cuttlefish, tree frog, ''Carnotaurus'', ''Majungasaurus'', ''Rugops'', and ''Giganotosaurus'' DNA. [[GoneHorriblyRight The end result is an unstoppable killing machine which goes on a rampage]]. \\
'''Or Better Yet You'd Expect:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Dunkleosteus''. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]].\\
'''Instead:''' They apparently thought it was a ''[[SarcasmMode good idea]]'' to simply create a hybrid, dangerous, carnivorous dinosaur that will only satisfy the park in the short run before the people start to become bored again. This entire movie hinges on IdiotPlot for it to happen in the first place.

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'''You'd Expect:''' The scientists to create a docile dinosaur.dinosaur that wouldn't cause rampage should the attempt ended up failing.\\
'''Or''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Megalodon''[[note]]They could insert DNA unto their closest relatives for cloning which is such as a Rhinoceros, an Asian Elephant, and a Great White Shark respectively[[/note]]. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]]. \\
'''Instead:''' They create the ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Indominus rex]]'', a highly-aggressive hybrid of ''T.rex'', ''Velociraptor'', ''Therizinosaurus'', snake, cuttlefish, tree frog, ''Carnotaurus'', ''Majungasaurus'', ''Rugops'', and ''Giganotosaurus'' DNA. [[GoneHorriblyRight The end result is an unstoppable killing machine which goes on a rampage]]. \\\n'''Or Better Yet You'd Expect:''' Instead of focusing on creating more dinosaurs, the company simply resurrect and feature other prehistoric animals such as ''Paraceratherium'', Woolly Mammoth, or even a ''Dunkleosteus''. After all, if visitors start to become bored with dinosaurs, [[BoringButPractical why not educate them on other geological eras and prehistoric animal to the common mass of people so that they will still be enticed to come to their parks]].\\\n'''Instead:''' They apparently thought it was a ''[[SarcasmMode good idea]]'' to simply create a hybrid, dangerous, carnivorous dinosaur that will only satisfy the park in the short run before the people start to become bored again. This entire movie hinges on IdiotPlot for it to happen in the first place.

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