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** [[color:#323232:uu: I ALREADY KILLED HER!!!!!]]
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** uu's "twist ending".
--> [[color:#323232:uu: I ALREADY KILLED HER!!!!!]]
** The prelude to one of the most shocking revelations yet.
--> [[color:#929292: UU: oh bUgger. this is so embarrassing to have to admit.\\
UU: i am sorry for saying things which may have reasonably led yoU to believe this. \\
UU: probably way too many things. u_u; \\
UU: bUt i am not actUally a troll.]]
--> [[color:#323232:uu: I ALREADY KILLED HER!!!!!]]
** The prelude to one of the most shocking revelations yet.
--> [[color:#929292: UU: oh bUgger. this is so embarrassing to have to admit.\\
UU: i am sorry for saying things which may have reasonably led yoU to believe this. \\
UU: probably way too many things. u_u; \\
UU: bUt i am not actUally a troll.]]
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**[[spoiler:[[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=1051 some day, Zimmy...]]]]
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** Lord English's first appearance:
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:GIRL.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:YOU THERE. GIRL.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:GIRL.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:YOU THERE. GIRL.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME]]]]
-->[[color:#008141:[[AC:WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?]]]]
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** After it's revealed that the evidence connecting Kevin's father and Angelique to killing Sid was done to them by the other in the hopes of FramingTheGuiltyParty, this exchange happens.
-->'''Papa Kindle''': But if neither of us is the killer, then who is?
-->'''[[spoiler:Danielle]]''': I'd say [[spoiler:there's a 100% chance it's me, Daddy]]
-->'''Papa Kindle''': But if neither of us is the killer, then who is?
-->'''[[spoiler:Danielle]]''': I'd say [[spoiler:there's a 100% chance it's me, Daddy]]
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** An unexpected one came while Karkat reflected on his role as an ectobiologist: "And what about the OTHER twelve wrigglers you spawned?"
** "You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do?"
** "You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do?"
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*** 5/25/11: "The duel ends. The Seer dies."
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-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: terminal. Bo)]]
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** And to nail the line between fantasy and fictional-reality, this between one of the trolls and the author's avatar:
--> Andrew Hussie: Will... you... MARRY ME?
--> Andrew Hussie: Will... you... MARRY ME?
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-->[[spoiler: Namine: I love myself.]]
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-->[[spoiler: Namine: I love myself.]]]]
* ''RiceBoy'': Not so much [[ArcWords the line itself]], as who's saying it and who they're saying it to:
-->Rice Boy: You have traveled long and far - you have reached the iron tower - you have changed form... thrice.
* ''RiceBoy'': Not so much [[ArcWords the line itself]], as who's saying it and who they're saying it to:
-->Rice Boy: You have traveled long and far - you have reached the iron tower - you have changed form... thrice.
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* ''ElGoonishShive'': "It was real. The monster was a golem created by one who must be found. The girl is a good Samaritan [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight who can fly]]. [[BrokenMasquerade What was seen is what was]]."
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* ''ElGoonishShive'': ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': "It was real. The monster was a golem created by one who must be found. The girl is a good Samaritan [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight who can fly]]. [[BrokenMasquerade What was seen is what was]]."
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** Vriska, to Tavros:
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Tavros, at this point it should 8e o8vious.\\
AG: [[TheManBehindTheMan I am the unseen hand 8ehind every major event in their session, and to some extent, their whole lives.]]]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Tavros, at this point it should 8e o8vious.\\
AG: [[TheManBehindTheMan I am the unseen hand 8ehind every major event in their session, and to some extent, their whole lives.]]]]
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** And then elaborates:
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: NOIR IS THE CANCER.]]
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: IT'S HIM.]]
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: NOIR IS THE CANCER.]]
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: IT'S HIM.]]
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--> Dirk: There are no humans either. They all went extinct. Roxy and I are the only ones left, as far as we know.
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--> Dirk: [[color:#f2a400:TT: There are no humans either. They all went extinct. \\
TT: Roxy and I are the only ones left, as far as we know.]]
TT: Roxy and I are the only ones left, as far as we know.]]
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--> Dirk: There are no humans either. They all went extinct. Roxy and I are the only ones left, as far as we know.
--> Dirk: There are no humans either. They all went extinct. Roxy and I are the only ones left, as far as we know.
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** Dave listens to the [[EldritchAbomination Horrorterrors]]..
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** Dave listens to the [[EldritchAbomination Horrorterrors]]..Horrorterrors]].
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-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: fight him]]
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-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: i slaughtered enough angels to knoww my limits and wwhere i stand against the lord of all angels they prophesized]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: of course im not gonna fight him i stand no chance in hell against that guy]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: im goin to join him]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: are you fuckin nuts]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: i slaughtered enough angels to knoww my limits and wwhere i stand against the lord of all angels they prophesized]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: of course im not gonna fight him i stand no chance in hell against that guy]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: im goin to join him]]
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JADE: we should arrive in about three years]]
JADE: if i keep our speed constant...\\
JADE: we should arrive in about three years]]
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--> Andrew Hussy: Will... you... MARRY ME
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--> Andrew Hussy: Hussie: Will... you... MARRY MEME?
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*** And following that: "She didn't have to. You were infected before you even met her."
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-->Maddy: "[[{{Polyamory}} I don't mind]]."
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-->Maddy: "[[{{Polyamory}} I don't mind]].""
* ''AnsemRetort'':
-->Zexion: [[LargeHam Everything you love will have my dick in it!]]
-->[[spoiler: Namine: I love myself.]]
* ''AnsemRetort'':
-->Zexion: [[LargeHam Everything you love will have my dick in it!]]
-->[[spoiler: Namine: I love myself.]]
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** And the most recent: "SCREEE! GROWR! SSSSSS! SSSSSS!" [[spoiler:the reaction of a revenant detecting creature to exposure to Gilgamesh Wulfenbach.]]
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** And to nail the line between fantasy and fictional-reality, this between one of the trolls and the author's avatar:
--> Andrew Hussy: Will... you... MARRY ME
--> Andrew Hussy: Will... you... MARRY ME
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** [[spoiler: ... Father?]]
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-->'''Reynardine''': [[spoiler:'''You''' are the reason Surma died!]]
**
-->'''Coyote''': [[spoiler: Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!]]
**
-->'''Antimony''':[[spoiler: ... Father?]]
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** In a dream bubble, Terezi chats with Vriska.
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** In a dream bubble, Terezi chats has a chat with Vriska.Vriska. Only to learn something unexpected.
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-->[[color:#008282:GC: VR1SK4\\
GC: YOU SOUND R34LLY D1FF3R3NT\\
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D TO YOU OUT H3R3?]]\\
GC: YOU SOUND R34LLY D1FF3R3NT\\
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D TO YOU OUT H3R3?]]\\
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[=VR1SK4=]\\
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** In a dream bubble, Terezi chats with Vriska.
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GC: YOU SOUND R34LLY D1FF3R3NT\\
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D TO YOU OUT H3R3?]]\\
[[color:#005682:AG: Sorry for the ruse.\\
AG: Though it isn't as far from the truth as it possi8ly could 8e, I am not who you think I am.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: VR1SK4\\
GC: YOU SOUND R34LLY D1FF3R3NT\\
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D TO YOU OUT H3R3?]]\\
[[color:#005682:AG: Sorry for the ruse.\\
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--> '''Chrii:''' Guys, Manya did lie. Wrecker didn't have the idol.
** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''': Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes.
** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''': Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes.
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** Season 7:
--> '''Chrii:'''Guys, "Guys, Manya did lie. Wrecker didn't have the idol.
**idol."
*** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''':Chrii "Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes."
** Season 9:
--> '''Cherman:''' "You see, there is one other tool I have. It's a mini voice recorder that Brenton and Madison accidentally made removable from my body. [[spoiler:And I gave it to Barbie.]]"
--> '''Chrii:'''
**
*** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''':
** Season 9:
--> '''Cherman:''' "You see, there is one other tool I have. It's a mini voice recorder that Brenton and Madison accidentally made removable from my body. [[spoiler:And I gave it to Barbie.]]"
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--> '''Aaryana''': "Destania must be so proud to have such a wonderful and kind [[ChangelingFantasy incubus]] like you for a son!"
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'''Princess Pi:''' That statue over there? That's her...But now she's dead! My mother was killed in the war!
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'''Princess Pi:''' That statue over there? That's her...But now she's dead! My mother was killed in the war!war!
* ''Too Much Information'':
-->Maddy: "[[{{Polyamory}} I don't mind]]."
* ''Too Much Information'':
-->Maddy: "[[{{Polyamory}} I don't mind]]."
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'''Pandora:''' Yes.
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'''Pandora:''' Yes.Yes.
* ''Webcomic/PrincessPi'' once featured two in the same conversation:
-->'''[[AlphaBitch Sam]]:''' What do you even have to cry about? You're rich! I only get a $75000 allowance! You don't even take advantage of it! You wear the same earrings ALL THE TIME! That's so LAME!\\
'''Princess Pi:''' They're stuck to my face.\\
'''Sam:''' What? Huh?\\
'''Princess Pi:''' The day I found out I was indestructible was the day I got my ears pierced. It took them three hours to manage to make a hole big enough, and once these were in, I couldn't remove them. That was when I was five. It was my mother, Queen Isosceles, who took me there.\\
''(She points at a nearby statue)''\\
'''Princess Pi:''' That statue over there? That's her...But now she's dead! My mother was killed in the war!
* ''Webcomic/PrincessPi'' once featured two in the same conversation:
-->'''[[AlphaBitch Sam]]:''' What do you even have to cry about? You're rich! I only get a $75000 allowance! You don't even take advantage of it! You wear the same earrings ALL THE TIME! That's so LAME!\\
'''Princess Pi:''' They're stuck to my face.\\
'''Sam:''' What? Huh?\\
'''Princess Pi:''' The day I found out I was indestructible was the day I got my ears pierced. It took them three hours to manage to make a hole big enough, and once these were in, I couldn't remove them. That was when I was five. It was my mother, Queen Isosceles, who took me there.\\
''(She points at a nearby statue)''\\
'''Princess Pi:''' That statue over there? That's her...But now she's dead! My mother was killed in the war!
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** "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272006.shtml .... oh. Oh.]]"
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* ''KidRadd'': "No no no, Crystal has left the building...[[spoiler:YOU'RE TALKING TO THE SEER.]]"
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** "Kell...you...you ''won''. '''You're''' the new CEO of Herd Thinners!"
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* ''GirlGenius'': "Oh, and I saw the Baron a bit when I was on Castle Wulfenbach. But I had to run away when everybody found out I was a Heterodyne."
** "I believe the ignorant call them slaver wasps."
** "Yes...But I '''vas''' starting to like her."
** Or probably the earliest,
--> '''Klaus''': "What - [[KingIncognito Judy]]!"
** "I am sorry, mistress...I...I cannot." Spoken by [[spoiler: Castle Heterodyne]], letting the heroine just how screwed the situation is.
* ''{{Megatokyo}}'': "If I sleep with you, will you go away?"
* ''KidRadd'': "No no no, Crystal has left the building...[[spoiler:YOU'RE TALKING TO THE SEER.]]"
** Sheena gets a few.
-->'''Sheena''': (to Radd) "Besides, if you'd died, how could I [[spoiler:arrest you]]?"
-->'''Sheena''': "[[spoiler:The Mods have already won. [[YouAreTooLate By now]], Reset has fallen]]."
* ''CityOfReality'': "Take me back. Now."
* ''TheSpaceBetween'': "Come inside. People might think you're an actual hobo."
* ''SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''[[spoiler:Riff]]''': "Torg, it was me."
** "It was about that time Aylee announced she was dying."
** "But you can be at peace, for we are your people, Aylee. You are finally home."
** And then in [=4U=] City Red:
-->'''Riff''': How long have I been here?
-->'''Rammer''': [[spoiler:About seven years.]]
* Webcomic/{{Gunnerkrigg Court}}:
-->'''Muut''':[[spoiler: The day Surma died...none of us came to take her.]]
-->'''Annie''':[[spoiler: I had to do it myself.]]
** [[spoiler: ... Father?]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' Strip #758 is somewhat unique in that several people deliver the Wham.
-->'''Tarquin''': [[spoiler:We've gone through dozens of different names by now...The Dutchy of Terror, the Barren Baronies...]]
-->'''First Prisoner''': [[spoiler:The Quietus Federation...]]
-->'''Second Prisoner''': [[spoiler:The Unprincipled Principalities...]]
-->'''Tarquin''': [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0131.html ...Tyranaria...]]]]
-->'''First prisoner''': Speaking of names, we haven't properly introduced ourselves. [[spoiler:I'm Geoff, and this is my brother-in-law, [[LongLostRelative Ian]].]]
-->'''Second Prisoner''': They used to call me [[spoiler:"Red"]], but three years of malnutrition will [[spoiler:do a number on your hair color]].
** [[spoiler:Black Dragon:]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0628.html "...Now I will kill your children."]]
** From #498:
-->'''Horace''': How long do you think you've been here? In the [[spoiler:afterlife]]?
-->'''Roy''': I dunno, 12 hours? Maybe 14? Why?
-->'''Horace''': Roy...[[spoiler:you've been dead for three and a half months]].
* ''OutThere'' gives us [[http://outthere.keenspot.com/d/20090124.html this]] (little spoileriffic). After Miriam and Clayton have been bantering, and the former has made it perfectly clear that that's not going to happen, and the latter has been accepting of that: "Anyway, don't you think any of '''these''' losers wouldn't '''flock''' to see you [work as a stripper]? [[spoiler:Hell, I'm sure '''I''' would.]]" The [[spoiler:kiss]] afterward serves the same general purpose.
* A lengthy time-travel arc in ''{{Narbonic}}'' is turned on its head with a single innocuous line. [[spoiler:Everything Dave tries fails in some way, and he comes to the conclusion that YouCantFightFate. Then he says that he needs a cigarette, and is asked "Since when do you smoke?" The sudden realization that he no longer feels a craving for a cigarette--that, in fact, he feels like he's never smoked before--gives him the confidence to try to prevent [[BadFuture what he knows is coming]].]]
** And in its final month, courtesy of a young time-traveller: "And I think, in the end, [[spoiler:you and Mom]] can find some kind of happiness." The character being spoken to didn't even realize the bomb that had just been dropped until a few seconds later -- you can almost ''hear'' the RecordNeedleScratch.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' gets more than a few. In chronological order:
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004510 Courtesy]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004517 of]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004518 Aradia]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004524 Megido]]:
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: banished fr0m the universe we left behind]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: and yet in being denied the ultimate reward]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: we w0uld be barred fr0m entry]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: int0 the universe we created.]]
** Dave listens to the [[EldritchAbomination Horrorterrors]]..
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: im pretty sure it was]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: like]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: ?]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: a plea for help]]
** And then Rose reveals the identity of her informant:
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: what you mean a troll]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: No.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: It's a man who exists in another universe.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: He wants to die.]]
** Vriska, to Tavros:
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Tavros, at this point it should 8e o8vious.\\
AG: [[TheManBehindTheMan I am the unseen hand 8ehind every major event in their session, and to some extent, their whole lives.]]]]
** A pretty big one came buried under lots of text [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005076 here]]
-->[[color:#2ED73A:GG: because he said hes my grandson]]
** "While a timer counts down with no particular clock stepping forward to claim it...[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005119 The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.]]"
** One word shattered the expectations of fans: [[KilledOffForReal DEAD.]] It also overlaps with UnsoundEffect.
** Kanaya informs Jade on the importance of the Genesis Frog:
-->[[color:#008141:GA: He Is Not Responsible For Just One Aspect Of The Universe You Create]]
-->[[color:#008141:GA: He's Responsible For All Of Them]]
-->[[color:#008141:GA: Bilious Slick Is Your Universe]]
** And with this line from Eridan, [[DarkestHour everything goes to hell]]:
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: fight him]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: are you fuckin nuts]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: i slaughtered enough angels to knoww my limits and wwhere i stand against the lord of all angels they prophesized]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: of course im not gonna fight him i stand no chance in hell against that guy]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: im goin to join him]]
** Then after a series of shocking events: "Don't turn your back on the body."
** And then:
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: shut up.]]
** An unexpected one came while Karkat reflected on his role as an ectobiologist: "And what about the OTHER twelve wrigglers you spawned?"
** "You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do?"
** "Pardon me while I let Jack inside."
** Doc Scratch gets a few of these during his intermission. Sorted by date:
*** 5/25/11: "The duel ends. The Seer dies."
*** 5/31/11: "With as little fanfare, he seized the opportunity to follow the Thief's trail quickly before it dissipated, and destroyed their hideout in the veil."
*** 6/8/11: "What sort of story would this be, with our Knight and Seer made to stay cadavers? Certainly not one the alpha timeline would allow. And not one she'd allow either."
*** 6/19/11: "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER."
** When Dreambubble John finally begins to remember his death:
-->[[color:#0715cd:GT: This was not the suit i was wearing when i died.]]
** Davesprite explains to Jade his second encounter with Hephaestus:
-->[[color:#f2a400:DAVESPRITE: see it turns out\\
DAVESPRITE: i had no idea how the denizens worked at all]]
** From Nannasprite, on the identity of her adopted mother, Betty Crocker:
-->[[color:#00d5f2:pipefan413: She knew the baroness was not human! :B]]
** Karkat apologizes:
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.]]
** And then elaborates:
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: NOIR IS THE CANCER.]]
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: IT'S HIM.]]
** Betty Crocker: @turntechGodhead Please enjoy. Mr. Strider. http://tinyurl.com/MoThErFuCkInMiRaClEs
** We find out why Gamzee is "the most important character in Homestuck":
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: AND I WENT AND MADE YOUR UNIVERSE.../ terminal. Bo)]]
** Quoth Doc Scratch about an early set of Alternians: "The heroes chose to accept this bargain, and scratched their session."
*** A little later, same conversation: "But in addition to losing their memories of everything that had happened before the scratch, there was another catch for the failed heroes. In the new reality, they would not serve as the heroes."
*** And a final one from Scratch, probably the biggest of all, at the [=EOA5=] flash, [[spoiler:right before all the kids' plans come to a head and the universe is reset]]:
-->S u c k e r s.
** uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 11:17
** In an otherwise silly and hilarious conversation with a 15-year-old drunk:
-->[[color:#00d5f2:GG: I believe SOMEBODY doesn't want me to play.\\
GG: How else do you explain the recent attempts on my life?]]
** "The Page is dead. Our hope is lost."
** When John asks how long it will take him and Jade to cross the Yellow Yard and arrive in the new session:
-->[[color:#2ED73A:JADE: i would say\\
JADE: if i keep our speed constant...\\
JADE: we should arrive in about three years]]
** "You say it's all fair game now that the kingdom's under new management. The new boss ain't opposed to taking some shrewd tactical shortcuts."
*** Followed by: "He says it's probably because she wears the [[DistinguishingMark most grand and luxurious fluffy hat]] he's ever seen. You say you don't think that's a hat. You think it's something called '[[AnimeHair hair]].'"
** SBURB CLIENT.[[OhCrap ~ATH]]
** In a conversation with Dirk Strider, Roxy drops this conversational bomb, about her "upbringin"
-->[[color:#ff6ff2:TG: like\\
TG: do u know how misrable it is for your bff to doubt you\\
TG: when you tell her your mom is [[MissingMom dead]] ]]
* [[http://mortifer.smackjeeves.com Mortifer]]: "That's...Well, that's impossible...There was only one demon with that name, and he died off hundreds of years ago."
** "The new leader of the black market, Vlademyre Hynner."
** "We have a demon of our own."
** "That's when I started to realize something. This entire business had to be crushed, and all its people have to pay for what they've done."
** "Yes, he worked at Sintec, but your research lacked greatly. Sintec doubles as a mercenary company, the idea of the "exterminator" company was simply a cover for the real thing. Joey had taken over the presidency after the unfortunate accident of the former president."
* ''Haru-Sari'': "Come on, Cygnet, this isn't even your room!"
* [=~Ménage à 3~=]: (NSFW)
-->'''Yuki:''' [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100513.html promise we'll be like this forever...]] [[spoiler:Garii.]]
* ''PennyAndAggie''
** Early on,
--> '''Sara''': "[[SlapSlapKiss Will you just! Kiss her! Already?]]"
** Which much later led to...
--> '''Penny''': "You wanna...pretend a little more for a minute?"
* ''QuestionableContent'': "Marten, do you like me?" As Faye herself put it, "like interrupting an intricate waltz with a sledgehammer to the knee."
** Also, much later, "...Well. I guess that's it, then," turning a pretty standard Dora/Marten arc into a WhamEpisode.
* ''ElGoonishShive'': "It was real. The monster was a golem created by one who must be found. The girl is a good Samaritan [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight who can fly]]. [[BrokenMasquerade What was seen is what was]]."
** Before that, near the end of Sister II:
-->'''[[spoiler: Pandora]] Chaos [[spoiler: Raven]]''': Very well. You want to make a difference? You want a world you can freely participate in? [[spoiler: ''I will give it to you.'']]
* ''GeneralProtectionFault''
-->'''Nicole''': "Admittedly, calling someone an attempted murderer is harsh, but tell me, Mr. Terrell, what ''were'' you doing before you were hired by GPF Software?"
** Later on, not so much because of the secret discussed but because Nick is aware of it.
-->'''Nick''': "So now that that’s done and over with, can we talk about [[spoiler:our time traveling son from the alternate future?]]"
** When Fooker goes to his ex-girlfriend Sharon to apologize.
-->'''Sharon''': Dex and I will be staying at his folks' place for a while.
-->'''Dexter''': Yeah, they can still hardly believe it...I’ve finally got a ''girlfriend''.
** While Trudy and Yoshi are discussing Ki, and Trudy is hesitant to go see her.
->'''Yoshi''': Just as well, I guess. She’s too wrapped up in her loser boyfriend. He’ll be back any minute now...
* ''LookingForGroup'': [[http://lfgcomic.com/page/422 "He's not dead."]]
** And, on a related note, [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/474 "Ow?"]]
** [[spoiler: [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/533 I'm slowly turning human]].]]
* ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
--> '''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_564.php Abel]]''' (reading Jyrras's mind): "Lesse... Dan...D an...friends since childhood...[[UnwantedRescue came to rescue him...]] have had a slight crush on him since..."
** Or on a much more ominous note.
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1193.php M.A.C.E.]]''' (looking up Abel): "Father: Aniz Siar (Cubi) / Born: Unknown / Status: Deceased (1964 Dekith) / [Killed by Quintinga Ti'fona]."
** Even more ominous:
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1035.php Mab]]''': "It is hard enough knowing [[spoiler:two of my friends will die]]."
* {{Webcomic/Starfighter}}: "Gentlemen, this is a time sensitive matter. Therefore I shall be brief. [[spoiler:We are losing this war.]]"
* {{Girly}}. [[http://girlyyy.com/go/697 Courtesy of Otra.]]
-->'''Otra:''' [[spoiler:It was all a lie]]
* ''SomethingPositive'': "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132004.shtml ...But I'm not drunk now, Jason.]]"
* ''KevinAndKell''
-->'''Kevin''': (to the rabbit that saved Kell when she went to look for his parents) Thanks, Dad.
** This exchange
-->'''Dorothy''': Is that another request for an arranged marriage with Coney?
-->'''Kevin''': Yes, Mom...an archaic, backward tradition!
-->'''Dorothy''': I know, it's too bad the one I set up for you in infancy didn't work out.
** After the intruder identifies himself as a political operative for Kevin's Rabbit Council opponent.
-->'''Kevin''': But I’m not up for re-election for years!
-->'''Intruder''': Check that. You’re facing a recall.
** When Rudy [[TemptingFate asks who would be unlucky enough to have to give Vin Vulpen a tail transplant]], Lindesfarne holds a ruler at his tail and says "Four inches should do it."
* ''DominicDeegan'' [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-04-15 had one]]: "David Johann, the King of Callan"
* {{WebComic/Shortpacked}}!
** A guessing game ends.
-->'''Ethan:''' Well lookie there, [[ClosetKey we have a winner.]]
** The beginning of a disturbing relationship.
-->'''[[OutOfCharacterMoment nice!]]Mike:''' So you plan to keep me inebriated to make me the perfect boyfriend? I hate to say. It's been done. And it didn't end well.
-->'''Amber:''' No, I want you [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys to date me]] [[{{Jerkass}} sober.]]
** World peace at the ultimate price.
-->'''Roz:''' [[NoodleIncident Not since--]] no, look, hey, LEAVE, okay before--
-->'''Robin:''' Before what? Before I get the stink of worldwide hero all over the place?
-->'''Roz:''' No, before...
-->'''[[WomanScorned Leslie]]:''' Before '''I''' find you.
** At the end of a fairly typical filler week, we see Mike and Amber at Comic-Con:
-->'''Amber:''' Since when are ''you'' helpful?
-->'''Mike:''' Since being "helpful" means sending people to go wait in four-hour lines for stuff that's likely to sell out just as they reach the booth.
-->'''Amber:''' Wow. I'm marrying the devil.
-->'''Mike:''' Hasbro's making this way too easy for me.
-->(the comic appears to be over, then suddenly, one extra panel at the very bottom...)
-->'''Mike:''' Wait, what?
** After the proposal...
-->'''Leslie:''' Bull. Are you telling me your vomitfest was just for show?
-->'''Amber:''' S'no big deal. [[SurprisePregnancy Just been feeling extra nauseous this week.]]
-->'''Leslie:''' Um.
-->'''Amber:''' What?
* SurvivorFanCharacters:
--> '''Chrii:''' Guys, Manya did lie. Wrecker didn't have the idol.
** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''': Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes.
* ''{{Fans}}'': [[http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1300 "There is more than one being in the universe who desires souls."]]
** [[http://www.faans.com/the-fine-line-18-of-18/ "Television?"]]
* ''Webcomic/ElectricWonderland'' ended its sixth story by having NJ try to call police to arrest Aerynn Arlia. The cop he talked to, Natasha Wing, refused to believe NJ's report, because she never encountered Aerynn in all her years of crimefighting. It sounds like a foolish reason not to take any action, until...
-->'''Natasha:''' I've also studied the physics code for [[{{Cyberspace}} the Internet]] and over half the powers you told me are impossible. IM. POSSIBLE.
** Later, Trawn and NJ discover that the government's magic-seeking equipment never detects Aerynn's brand of magic. NJ then asked if this meant they can't find anyone who practices the powers as Aerynn, so she answered, "No one has my powers, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nate]]!" He subsequently demanded to know exactly ''how'' powerful she is. She admitted, "I don't know...[[WillfullyWeak Because there are a lot of things I'm afraid to try!]]" This sounds especially surprising after she spent nearly all of the previous comics performing actions possible only through RuleOfFunny.
* ''Webcomic/{{Dissonance}}:'' The setting is an entirely ordinary (but fictional) university. The main characters have discovered an unusual, undocumented kind of animal, they've named "Pandora". They've discovered she has a number of unusual traits; she can stand on two legs, her mane glows in the dark, and she cares for injured rodents, despite resembling a cat. A reporter hears about it;
-->'''Ceyla:''' So, Sarah. Your pre-print on the scientific journals stated your discovery of Pandora could reshape the current view of the history of evolution, do you really think she is that important of a discovery?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Ceyla:''' There is an online movement claiming your videos and your discovery are a hoax, do you believe the scientific community can look past these allegations?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' Many fans of Pandora are concerned for her safety in this school, can you reassure our viewers that no harm will come to her in the name of science?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' That was "good", but maybe you could elaborate a little more? I feel like I could get a livelier interview out of Pandora. *to Pandora* What do you think, cutie? Would you like your own interview?\\
'''Pandora:''' Yes.
** "I believe the ignorant call them slaver wasps."
** "Yes...But I '''vas''' starting to like her."
** Or probably the earliest,
--> '''Klaus''': "What - [[KingIncognito Judy]]!"
** "I am sorry, mistress...I...I cannot." Spoken by [[spoiler: Castle Heterodyne]], letting the heroine just how screwed the situation is.
* ''{{Megatokyo}}'': "If I sleep with you, will you go away?"
* ''KidRadd'': "No no no, Crystal has left the building...[[spoiler:YOU'RE TALKING TO THE SEER.]]"
** Sheena gets a few.
-->'''Sheena''': (to Radd) "Besides, if you'd died, how could I [[spoiler:arrest you]]?"
-->'''Sheena''': "[[spoiler:The Mods have already won. [[YouAreTooLate By now]], Reset has fallen]]."
* ''CityOfReality'': "Take me back. Now."
* ''TheSpaceBetween'': "Come inside. People might think you're an actual hobo."
* ''SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''[[spoiler:Riff]]''': "Torg, it was me."
** "It was about that time Aylee announced she was dying."
** "But you can be at peace, for we are your people, Aylee. You are finally home."
** And then in [=4U=] City Red:
-->'''Riff''': How long have I been here?
-->'''Rammer''': [[spoiler:About seven years.]]
* Webcomic/{{Gunnerkrigg Court}}:
-->'''Muut''':[[spoiler: The day Surma died...none of us came to take her.]]
-->'''Annie''':[[spoiler: I had to do it myself.]]
** [[spoiler: ... Father?]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' Strip #758 is somewhat unique in that several people deliver the Wham.
-->'''Tarquin''': [[spoiler:We've gone through dozens of different names by now...The Dutchy of Terror, the Barren Baronies...]]
-->'''First Prisoner''': [[spoiler:The Quietus Federation...]]
-->'''Second Prisoner''': [[spoiler:The Unprincipled Principalities...]]
-->'''Tarquin''': [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0131.html ...Tyranaria...]]]]
-->'''First prisoner''': Speaking of names, we haven't properly introduced ourselves. [[spoiler:I'm Geoff, and this is my brother-in-law, [[LongLostRelative Ian]].]]
-->'''Second Prisoner''': They used to call me [[spoiler:"Red"]], but three years of malnutrition will [[spoiler:do a number on your hair color]].
** [[spoiler:Black Dragon:]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0628.html "...Now I will kill your children."]]
** From #498:
-->'''Horace''': How long do you think you've been here? In the [[spoiler:afterlife]]?
-->'''Roy''': I dunno, 12 hours? Maybe 14? Why?
-->'''Horace''': Roy...[[spoiler:you've been dead for three and a half months]].
* ''OutThere'' gives us [[http://outthere.keenspot.com/d/20090124.html this]] (little spoileriffic). After Miriam and Clayton have been bantering, and the former has made it perfectly clear that that's not going to happen, and the latter has been accepting of that: "Anyway, don't you think any of '''these''' losers wouldn't '''flock''' to see you [work as a stripper]? [[spoiler:Hell, I'm sure '''I''' would.]]" The [[spoiler:kiss]] afterward serves the same general purpose.
* A lengthy time-travel arc in ''{{Narbonic}}'' is turned on its head with a single innocuous line. [[spoiler:Everything Dave tries fails in some way, and he comes to the conclusion that YouCantFightFate. Then he says that he needs a cigarette, and is asked "Since when do you smoke?" The sudden realization that he no longer feels a craving for a cigarette--that, in fact, he feels like he's never smoked before--gives him the confidence to try to prevent [[BadFuture what he knows is coming]].]]
** And in its final month, courtesy of a young time-traveller: "And I think, in the end, [[spoiler:you and Mom]] can find some kind of happiness." The character being spoken to didn't even realize the bomb that had just been dropped until a few seconds later -- you can almost ''hear'' the RecordNeedleScratch.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' gets more than a few. In chronological order:
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004510 Courtesy]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004517 of]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004518 Aradia]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004524 Megido]]:
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: banished fr0m the universe we left behind]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: and yet in being denied the ultimate reward]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: we w0uld be barred fr0m entry]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: int0 the universe we created.]]
** Dave listens to the [[EldritchAbomination Horrorterrors]]..
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: im pretty sure it was]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: like]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: ?]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: a plea for help]]
** And then Rose reveals the identity of her informant:
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: what you mean a troll]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: No.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: It's a man who exists in another universe.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: He wants to die.]]
** Vriska, to Tavros:
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Tavros, at this point it should 8e o8vious.\\
AG: [[TheManBehindTheMan I am the unseen hand 8ehind every major event in their session, and to some extent, their whole lives.]]]]
** A pretty big one came buried under lots of text [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005076 here]]
-->[[color:#2ED73A:GG: because he said hes my grandson]]
** "While a timer counts down with no particular clock stepping forward to claim it...[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005119 The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.]]"
** One word shattered the expectations of fans: [[KilledOffForReal DEAD.]] It also overlaps with UnsoundEffect.
** Kanaya informs Jade on the importance of the Genesis Frog:
-->[[color:#008141:GA: He Is Not Responsible For Just One Aspect Of The Universe You Create]]
-->[[color:#008141:GA: He's Responsible For All Of Them]]
-->[[color:#008141:GA: Bilious Slick Is Your Universe]]
** And with this line from Eridan, [[DarkestHour everything goes to hell]]:
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: fight him]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: are you fuckin nuts]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: i slaughtered enough angels to knoww my limits and wwhere i stand against the lord of all angels they prophesized]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: of course im not gonna fight him i stand no chance in hell against that guy]]
-->[[color:#6a006a:ERIDAN: im goin to join him]]
** Then after a series of shocking events: "Don't turn your back on the body."
** And then:
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: shut up.]]
** An unexpected one came while Karkat reflected on his role as an ectobiologist: "And what about the OTHER twelve wrigglers you spawned?"
** "You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do?"
** "Pardon me while I let Jack inside."
** Doc Scratch gets a few of these during his intermission. Sorted by date:
*** 5/25/11: "The duel ends. The Seer dies."
*** 5/31/11: "With as little fanfare, he seized the opportunity to follow the Thief's trail quickly before it dissipated, and destroyed their hideout in the veil."
*** 6/8/11: "What sort of story would this be, with our Knight and Seer made to stay cadavers? Certainly not one the alpha timeline would allow. And not one she'd allow either."
*** 6/19/11: "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER."
** When Dreambubble John finally begins to remember his death:
-->[[color:#0715cd:GT: This was not the suit i was wearing when i died.]]
** Davesprite explains to Jade his second encounter with Hephaestus:
-->[[color:#f2a400:DAVESPRITE: see it turns out\\
DAVESPRITE: i had no idea how the denizens worked at all]]
** From Nannasprite, on the identity of her adopted mother, Betty Crocker:
-->[[color:#00d5f2:pipefan413: She knew the baroness was not human! :B]]
** Karkat apologizes:
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.]]
** And then elaborates:
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: NOIR IS THE CANCER.]]
-->[[color:#626262:PCG: IT'S HIM.]]
** Betty Crocker: @turntechGodhead Please enjoy. Mr. Strider. http://tinyurl.com/MoThErFuCkInMiRaClEs
** We find out why Gamzee is "the most important character in Homestuck":
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: AND I WENT AND MADE YOUR UNIVERSE.../ terminal. Bo)]]
** Quoth Doc Scratch about an early set of Alternians: "The heroes chose to accept this bargain, and scratched their session."
*** A little later, same conversation: "But in addition to losing their memories of everything that had happened before the scratch, there was another catch for the failed heroes. In the new reality, they would not serve as the heroes."
*** And a final one from Scratch, probably the biggest of all, at the [=EOA5=] flash, [[spoiler:right before all the kids' plans come to a head and the universe is reset]]:
-->S u c k e r s.
** uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 11:17
** In an otherwise silly and hilarious conversation with a 15-year-old drunk:
-->[[color:#00d5f2:GG: I believe SOMEBODY doesn't want me to play.\\
GG: How else do you explain the recent attempts on my life?]]
** "The Page is dead. Our hope is lost."
** When John asks how long it will take him and Jade to cross the Yellow Yard and arrive in the new session:
-->[[color:#2ED73A:JADE: i would say\\
JADE: if i keep our speed constant...\\
JADE: we should arrive in about three years]]
** "You say it's all fair game now that the kingdom's under new management. The new boss ain't opposed to taking some shrewd tactical shortcuts."
*** Followed by: "He says it's probably because she wears the [[DistinguishingMark most grand and luxurious fluffy hat]] he's ever seen. You say you don't think that's a hat. You think it's something called '[[AnimeHair hair]].'"
** SBURB CLIENT.[[OhCrap ~ATH]]
** In a conversation with Dirk Strider, Roxy drops this conversational bomb, about her "upbringin"
-->[[color:#ff6ff2:TG: like\\
TG: do u know how misrable it is for your bff to doubt you\\
TG: when you tell her your mom is [[MissingMom dead]] ]]
* [[http://mortifer.smackjeeves.com Mortifer]]: "That's...Well, that's impossible...There was only one demon with that name, and he died off hundreds of years ago."
** "The new leader of the black market, Vlademyre Hynner."
** "We have a demon of our own."
** "That's when I started to realize something. This entire business had to be crushed, and all its people have to pay for what they've done."
** "Yes, he worked at Sintec, but your research lacked greatly. Sintec doubles as a mercenary company, the idea of the "exterminator" company was simply a cover for the real thing. Joey had taken over the presidency after the unfortunate accident of the former president."
* ''Haru-Sari'': "Come on, Cygnet, this isn't even your room!"
* [=~Ménage à 3~=]: (NSFW)
-->'''Yuki:''' [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100513.html promise we'll be like this forever...]] [[spoiler:Garii.]]
* ''PennyAndAggie''
** Early on,
--> '''Sara''': "[[SlapSlapKiss Will you just! Kiss her! Already?]]"
** Which much later led to...
--> '''Penny''': "You wanna...pretend a little more for a minute?"
* ''QuestionableContent'': "Marten, do you like me?" As Faye herself put it, "like interrupting an intricate waltz with a sledgehammer to the knee."
** Also, much later, "...Well. I guess that's it, then," turning a pretty standard Dora/Marten arc into a WhamEpisode.
* ''ElGoonishShive'': "It was real. The monster was a golem created by one who must be found. The girl is a good Samaritan [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight who can fly]]. [[BrokenMasquerade What was seen is what was]]."
** Before that, near the end of Sister II:
-->'''[[spoiler: Pandora]] Chaos [[spoiler: Raven]]''': Very well. You want to make a difference? You want a world you can freely participate in? [[spoiler: ''I will give it to you.'']]
* ''GeneralProtectionFault''
-->'''Nicole''': "Admittedly, calling someone an attempted murderer is harsh, but tell me, Mr. Terrell, what ''were'' you doing before you were hired by GPF Software?"
** Later on, not so much because of the secret discussed but because Nick is aware of it.
-->'''Nick''': "So now that that’s done and over with, can we talk about [[spoiler:our time traveling son from the alternate future?]]"
** When Fooker goes to his ex-girlfriend Sharon to apologize.
-->'''Sharon''': Dex and I will be staying at his folks' place for a while.
-->'''Dexter''': Yeah, they can still hardly believe it...I’ve finally got a ''girlfriend''.
** While Trudy and Yoshi are discussing Ki, and Trudy is hesitant to go see her.
->'''Yoshi''': Just as well, I guess. She’s too wrapped up in her loser boyfriend. He’ll be back any minute now...
* ''LookingForGroup'': [[http://lfgcomic.com/page/422 "He's not dead."]]
** And, on a related note, [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/474 "Ow?"]]
** [[spoiler: [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/533 I'm slowly turning human]].]]
* ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
--> '''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_564.php Abel]]''' (reading Jyrras's mind): "Lesse... Dan...D an...friends since childhood...[[UnwantedRescue came to rescue him...]] have had a slight crush on him since..."
** Or on a much more ominous note.
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1193.php M.A.C.E.]]''' (looking up Abel): "Father: Aniz Siar (Cubi) / Born: Unknown / Status: Deceased (1964 Dekith) / [Killed by Quintinga Ti'fona]."
** Even more ominous:
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1035.php Mab]]''': "It is hard enough knowing [[spoiler:two of my friends will die]]."
* {{Webcomic/Starfighter}}: "Gentlemen, this is a time sensitive matter. Therefore I shall be brief. [[spoiler:We are losing this war.]]"
* {{Girly}}. [[http://girlyyy.com/go/697 Courtesy of Otra.]]
-->'''Otra:''' [[spoiler:It was all a lie]]
* ''SomethingPositive'': "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132004.shtml ...But I'm not drunk now, Jason.]]"
* ''KevinAndKell''
-->'''Kevin''': (to the rabbit that saved Kell when she went to look for his parents) Thanks, Dad.
** This exchange
-->'''Dorothy''': Is that another request for an arranged marriage with Coney?
-->'''Kevin''': Yes, Mom...an archaic, backward tradition!
-->'''Dorothy''': I know, it's too bad the one I set up for you in infancy didn't work out.
** After the intruder identifies himself as a political operative for Kevin's Rabbit Council opponent.
-->'''Kevin''': But I’m not up for re-election for years!
-->'''Intruder''': Check that. You’re facing a recall.
** When Rudy [[TemptingFate asks who would be unlucky enough to have to give Vin Vulpen a tail transplant]], Lindesfarne holds a ruler at his tail and says "Four inches should do it."
* ''DominicDeegan'' [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-04-15 had one]]: "David Johann, the King of Callan"
* {{WebComic/Shortpacked}}!
** A guessing game ends.
-->'''Ethan:''' Well lookie there, [[ClosetKey we have a winner.]]
** The beginning of a disturbing relationship.
-->'''[[OutOfCharacterMoment nice!]]Mike:''' So you plan to keep me inebriated to make me the perfect boyfriend? I hate to say. It's been done. And it didn't end well.
-->'''Amber:''' No, I want you [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys to date me]] [[{{Jerkass}} sober.]]
** World peace at the ultimate price.
-->'''Roz:''' [[NoodleIncident Not since--]] no, look, hey, LEAVE, okay before--
-->'''Robin:''' Before what? Before I get the stink of worldwide hero all over the place?
-->'''Roz:''' No, before...
-->'''[[WomanScorned Leslie]]:''' Before '''I''' find you.
** At the end of a fairly typical filler week, we see Mike and Amber at Comic-Con:
-->'''Amber:''' Since when are ''you'' helpful?
-->'''Mike:''' Since being "helpful" means sending people to go wait in four-hour lines for stuff that's likely to sell out just as they reach the booth.
-->'''Amber:''' Wow. I'm marrying the devil.
-->'''Mike:''' Hasbro's making this way too easy for me.
-->(the comic appears to be over, then suddenly, one extra panel at the very bottom...)
-->'''Mike:''' Wait, what?
** After the proposal...
-->'''Leslie:''' Bull. Are you telling me your vomitfest was just for show?
-->'''Amber:''' S'no big deal. [[SurprisePregnancy Just been feeling extra nauseous this week.]]
-->'''Leslie:''' Um.
-->'''Amber:''' What?
* SurvivorFanCharacters:
--> '''Chrii:''' Guys, Manya did lie. Wrecker didn't have the idol.
** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''': Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes.
* ''{{Fans}}'': [[http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1300 "There is more than one being in the universe who desires souls."]]
** [[http://www.faans.com/the-fine-line-18-of-18/ "Television?"]]
* ''Webcomic/ElectricWonderland'' ended its sixth story by having NJ try to call police to arrest Aerynn Arlia. The cop he talked to, Natasha Wing, refused to believe NJ's report, because she never encountered Aerynn in all her years of crimefighting. It sounds like a foolish reason not to take any action, until...
-->'''Natasha:''' I've also studied the physics code for [[{{Cyberspace}} the Internet]] and over half the powers you told me are impossible. IM. POSSIBLE.
** Later, Trawn and NJ discover that the government's magic-seeking equipment never detects Aerynn's brand of magic. NJ then asked if this meant they can't find anyone who practices the powers as Aerynn, so she answered, "No one has my powers, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nate]]!" He subsequently demanded to know exactly ''how'' powerful she is. She admitted, "I don't know...[[WillfullyWeak Because there are a lot of things I'm afraid to try!]]" This sounds especially surprising after she spent nearly all of the previous comics performing actions possible only through RuleOfFunny.
* ''Webcomic/{{Dissonance}}:'' The setting is an entirely ordinary (but fictional) university. The main characters have discovered an unusual, undocumented kind of animal, they've named "Pandora". They've discovered she has a number of unusual traits; she can stand on two legs, her mane glows in the dark, and she cares for injured rodents, despite resembling a cat. A reporter hears about it;
-->'''Ceyla:''' So, Sarah. Your pre-print on the scientific journals stated your discovery of Pandora could reshape the current view of the history of evolution, do you really think she is that important of a discovery?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Ceyla:''' There is an online movement claiming your videos and your discovery are a hoax, do you believe the scientific community can look past these allegations?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' Many fans of Pandora are concerned for her safety in this school, can you reassure our viewers that no harm will come to her in the name of science?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' That was "good", but maybe you could elaborate a little more? I feel like I could get a livelier interview out of Pandora. *to Pandora* What do you think, cutie? Would you like your own interview?\\
'''Pandora:''' Yes.
